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I massacre DC's as often as i can just for fun, I have taken out entire towns via flame and poison. I do in dreams what i could never do IRL so it is fun to just vent onto the poor DC community lol. plus they come back if i want them too.
hmm lets see, i have melted them slowly, stuck my hand in their chest and ripped out their still beating heart. I once used a meat slicer and slowly let one get sliced into fine slices
Summoning their greatest fears :evil: .
A lot of variety : -snakes
-spiders
-small spaces
-height
-etc.
I have yet to get to the level of lucidity where I can do it yet, but I will go Shinigami (ala Bleach) and relese my Zabpaku-to then go on a killing spree. I got lucid and tried to once, but the thing wouldn't tell me its name, so I beat it against a rock untill it brock in two.:mad:
With a teaspoon rip their eyeballs and whatch them bleed to death
One time I just melted a DC into a puddle of green goo and reconstructed the goo into another person.
lol, I summoned Zangetsu once... couldn't do anything other than hit people with it, but it was fun nonetheless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloody-Mist
Anyway, just a few nights ago I took a saw blade in my hand, and cut some throats with it... it was in self defense, but it was kind of fun.
I've used Tensa Zangetsu before, but it was in a non-lucid, fun though. What I wanted to do was get my own presonal Zanpaku-to.
And you could manifest some really strong fireworks. Tie them to some arrows, and shoot people with them then watch them explode in a cloude of blood and gore :evil:
I don't usually kill DCs.
But last night I dropped about 20 or so DCs into a bottomless pit :D
They were Mortal Kombat characters that just kept coming at me, so I telekinetically knocked them all over the railing of the suspended catwalk we were standing on, one by one.
Just get a gun and like do some Matrix moves =] most fun way.
Easy you can... choke, stab, throw, eat, set fire, chop them, behead them, hang them and ect.
I always wanted to do a Kame-hame-ha ^^ and some devil may cry moves^^ so thats what im doing when i get lucid :cool:
PEACE!
Ok Before you read this, I did get a bit sick.
So Skip it if you become naucious easily.
Ensure that your DC thuroughly deserves his punishment, be it a hostage taker, pirate, zombie, lord of the damned, a hostage taking zombie pirate that controls the damned, or whatever, and summon Roots from the ground to wrap and secure around the front of both feet, so it can't move.
(Last warning!)
Will your surroundings to become dark, gritty and rustic. take the DC to its knees by removing its kneecaps with two rusted meathooks. whilst it screams over the pain from its legs, skewer its chest with a pole wrapped tightly with barbedwire, slowly, ensuring more than half of the pole is thrusted through, then kick it off of the pole.
With the DC just barely living, now on its back against the floor with its shins bent back, sit ontop of its stomach and proceed to hammer its jaw in with the jagged rock that lay next to its head.
When little remains of the jaw area, insert your fingers into each eye and step past it, ripping its head from its spinal collumn on your way up, making a vicious crackle sound, like snapping firewood.
Open the earth up beneath it, dry mud and dead roots, and watch as its lifeless body is gently crushed and swallowed, and where its body once lay, put down the head, fixing its teeth firmly into the ground with solid force from your upper arms.
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Well... My dinners just come back up!
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Throw them into a wood chipper.
Obviously you jump into them and make them explode like Neo jumping into Agent Smith!
:shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by ArtfulBodger
Ok, I've ordered these from most simple to most complex.
-Shoot them
-Rip out their brain
-Decapitate them
-Stab them in the face and kick their head off
-Break both their arms then snap their neck
-Strangle them with their own intestines
-Impale them with something and hold them up in the air, then spin kick them off the pole/sword/whatever into a wall
-Trip them and when their in mid-air slice them in half with a sword
-Rip out their spine and beat them to death
-Rip out their eyes, shove them down their throat, then punch them in the stomach repeatedly until their head explodes.
I know the last one doesn't make any sense, but it'd be funny as hell to do. :banana:
have him drink and drive
make him be born in Queens, and start rapping. then have him get shot 9 times. then have another DC listen to one of his albums and watch him die.
have him be born in harlem, start rapping, go to a mike tyson fight, and get shot in a drive-by. then have him keep making records.
have him be born in Oak Park, Illinois. send him to my school. have him go to WWI and get injured while driving an ambulence. then give him a nobel prize for Old Man and the Sea. then give him schock treatment until he kills himself.
have him become president and abolish slavery. then send him to Ford's theature and have John Wilkes Booth do the dirty work.
i dont know where i got these from, but they sound familiar...
sorry if i offend anyone or have any incorrect info.
Harsh... There's speculation that Kurt Cobain was murdered but whatever...Quote:
Originally Posted by i make it rain
You could turn on the engine to a plane and have the DC fly into it...
ya your right. looking back on it, that one was bogus. i will edit that. my bad. i hope you like the new one better.
How about women and children dream characters? Do any of you torture and kill them too?
Well, I don't normally kill "innocent" DC's. Only the kind with weapons and such. A woman with a gun is no less dangerous than a man. However, if it were a child I probably wouldn't. Don't know why, but it seems like I'd feel guilty for killing even just a DC child.Quote:
Originally Posted by arne saknussemm
Sure, if they got it coming. Age nor Sex doesn't get you out of death or torture. Why would a woman by anymore special than a guy when it comes to being killed? A kid I might understand, but then you should consider the fact that, physical age doesn't matter. Go with their Mental Age. If the kid knows all the pros and cons, and is trying to kill you, give them what they got coming.Quote:
Originally Posted by arne saknussemm
I would use the advanced sharigon and stab them for 72 hours in less than a second like Itachy does to KakashiQuote:
Originally Posted by Dream Boat
I charge my laser and let a full shoop de woop out on DCs whenever I can.
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yea, im in agreement with the naruto killing methods
i dropped a katon no jutsu (fireball techinque) on these yakuza that were chasing me in a car, and i rasengan people ocassioanly, I think its hilarious trying to do the hand seals lmaoooo, and i even said "katon, katon , katon" like it echos when they say it in the anime. classic.