Give them the strongest and hottest chilli ever, and tell them it's not hot. And then watch them eat it. If it's strong enough it should be life threatening. :evil:
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Give them the strongest and hottest chilli ever, and tell them it's not hot. And then watch them eat it. If it's strong enough it should be life threatening. :evil:
Why do most people not enjoy killing DC's? I have so much anger,and other emotions locked up in me,I actually like to see others bleed. If I killed a DC,and someone died in real life,I'd find that awesome!
Killing DC's gives me joy. I love to hurt people.
So,I've been thinking,you could do this: Punch into their body,right in the center of their chest. Push your hand deep into their body,while they look at you fearfully. Grip your around around their spine,place one foot upon their chest,and pull! Their skeleton comes out,while their limp,lifeless,bloody bodies go the other way!
Tell me what you think.
Eligos :bump:
- make them hang them selfs
- Put them in a cave and seal the cave
- Run them over with a car
- bury them alive
Sounds evil! :D But good, you know. It reminds me of Mortal Combat. Ahh...the possibilities...with no morals... Lucids are fully sick! Anyway, yeah, good idea. :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Eligos
Traintracks. :)
turn them into a Chimera and shoot them
Summon a mercenary or someone to kill them, immediately.
make Chimera attack them
What's Chimera? I've forgotten.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyrofan1
I'm talking about the kind in the game Resistance: Fall of man, but in greek mythology the Chimera is an animal made from the parts of other animals.Quote:
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Get out a acoustic guitar an sing/play the best song ever and make them die of Euphoria :D
turn them inside out.
One fun thing I did once was cut up a dream character into tiny pieces and stuffed all the pieces into a small chinese food box and left it on a porch and rang the doorbell. I ran away and hid behind some bushes and waited to see another DC come out and look within the food box who gave a hilarious reaction!
"WTF I FOUND CHINESE DEAD PERSON PEOPLE PARTS!"
take them skydiving without a parachute.
:D Hilarious...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sythix
Control them - make them kill themselves; :D choke themselves to death.
make them attack a dragon with no amour/weapons and see how long they last.
Use telekinesis to turn them inside-out.
make cannibals eat them.
hahahahahaha - a combination of the above! :D
Burst into flames and then hug people
make them barf their organs out.
Control an army of zombies to rip them to shreds, and then make the zombies do thriller!
I think just a drive by would be insanely fun. For stuff that's kinda weird, I would go to the sun, fill a water gun up with the lava stuff or whatever and spray people with it. Or maybe just punch them with enough strength to just rip their heads off.
sodium jewlry on a hot day, and when they sweat, whooosh.
1. Turn them into really small people, then put them in a box full of deadly insects
2. Make the death star, then blow up Earth
3. Make their heads implode
4. Flick your hand in the air, and watch them fly up into outer space at amazing speeds
5. Shoot them with an arrow, then make the arrow explode
6. Transform into a virus then enter a DC's body. Multiply and destroy cells then watch the DC slowly die
Become gandalf and blast them away with your super powerful staff :D
Give them alcohol poisoning
I have three that Ive used before:
1. Summon Death
2. Point your fingers like they are a gun and yell BANG really loud and see what happens (different every time and always interesting)
3. Make a soul vacum and suck out there souls and switch two dc's souls. Tell them If they want their souls back they have to kill the other person.
Could the topic creator please compile a list of the best ways of killing a DC ! :D that would be nice...
I've come up with a new one: Raping them to death!!! no thats too cruel
sharpen your arms so that the edges are sharp as razor blades and then you just slice and cut their whole body up :)
Probably just hack their head off, then sit down and mutilate their headless naked Corpse. :?
^Ew.....
I chickenwinged a DC last night :D
I'm not a violent person but once I smashed one DC throwing him against a wall once, twice... until his neck cracked. I woke up a little frightened :content:
Well... It's better to have a conversation with them.
Anyone who is capable of doing that should have a conversation with ME about it.
Go to my blog and click on VIEW MY COMPLETE PROFILE to get my e-mail address.
http://www.ponens.blogspot.com/
Break their neck using only one hand. I remember doing that in a dream once, it was chillingly easy
You could stick an umbrella down their throat and open it..
hahaha or you could tie their feet to a chariot and drag them behind..
turn DC into your HIGHSCOOL PRINCIBLE, cut there hands off then tell them if they dont sign the detention paper that magicily appeared in your hands you will kill them and their family, watch them try and sign it with a pencil in their mouth, but when you realize thats too easy you stand them up and punch them in the face and shatter their jaw, then watch them try.
I know, im a little sick?
Ok, heres mine. (It has a lot of World of Warcraft references in here)
1. Summon Chuck Norris and have him kill them =)
2. Make them spontaniously combust. =P
3. Make them melt like the army men you melted with a magnifying glass.
4. Send them to fight Lord Kazzak (WoW refrence as soon as you attack him, you have to kill him in 3 minutes or he becomes invincible and kills you and all your friends. Best for groups. Search on google videos for Kazzak and pick the one that says "Kazzak does Stormwind" And you'll see why this appeals to me)
5. Make evil math bats attack them. (I hate math. Geometry sucks but math competitions is fun)
6. Do the thing in Scary Movie 4 where the guy tries to kill himself by eating a bunch of pills, but the pills were viagra (LMAO that was funny)
7. Bore them to death literally. It would be intresting to see what would happen.
EDIT- added one more
8. Bet them that they cannot light a fart on fire, then when they do, have it explode them. (I got the idea partly from the south park movie. ^^)
A good way to get rid I a DC you absolutely can't stand, I must warn you this is very cruel and unusual (even for me), have a bunch of ants (I forogt what kind I used but they were huge and red) swarm the person and eat them alive... like I said, sruel and unusual. Another way, one that I've seem in a vivid dream, is to have a giant vulture attack the person, eat out their eyes and then start eating away at them (yes, I used to have some very freaky vivid dreams but I was semi-lucid with that ant one when I tried it out)
I just came back to check how was my post going and OMG, 230+ replies and growing! I love all you morbid DV citizens!!!! Continue the killing please....
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Ingeniuous
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Originally Posted by Brisingr15
I think you'll bored yourself to death first...haha!
I thought of another way, it's not unique (maybe), but ask one to take a picture of you with a camera that's rigged to cut off the photographer's head. One picture and sploosh! Blood all over the place!
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Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs
Been there, done that. I almost got eaten up my big red ants in my dreams a few times T.T lol
so far, my very favorite, is accelerating small blunt objects to the point where they simply burn holes through anything, a penny for instance, i like to make things float around me, then call on them at will (telekenisis)
Push them off a cliff into a giant pool of broken glass.
haha pyrofan1 =). you better photoread that so you know how to do it in you next LD. (just teasing becomingagodo, if he reads this :))
Lol sorry for the late reply but Yea i was sorta bored. Also the school thing has kept me from posting so more from me!
NEW LIST
1. Pop them like a balloon.
2. Explosive decompression in their bladder. Nuff said.
3. The wierdest scientific way is to remove all of the strong nuclear force, and then they just won't be their anymore. o.O If you have no clue what I just said wiki it.
4. Turn them into a fish and drown them. :bananna:
5. One word- Teletubies
6. two words- Michal Jackson.
thats it for now. =)
edit- added one more
7. Poprocks and soda. I DONT CARE IF MYTHBUSTERS SAID IT DOESN'T WORK! IN MY DREAMS IT DOES!!!!
Make them install Windows Vista on a computer
oooooooooooooooooo!!!! :bravo: :bravo: this is my specialty!!! Stab them with a sottering iron 14 times in the face! or proceed to rip off their "man place" with a pair of vice grips :goodjob2:
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that is one of the most funniest things ive ever heard/seen on a computer!!!! :lolxtreme: :lolxtreme: :lolxtreme: :lolxtreme: :lolxtreme: :lolxtreme:
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Originally Posted by ;171349
haha nice! that sounds like somethin out of dragonball z
chain them to a rock and have birds peck out their liver
if you want to kill them with alot of pain dismember them :evil: (i didnt do this but my brother is a lucid expert he have done it before)
hmmm this thread gets more disturbing by the post
Cut them in half with a laser
sucking their energy out, but it guess that's already said...
Oh, the possibilities!
Scalping someone would be funny. Though it wouldn't kill them, you could be creative and, say for instance, choke them with the severed piece of flesh.
What about going back in time and finding the DC's father and then kicking him so hard in the nuts that, well, you know...
HAHAHA Awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Brisingr15
I wouldn't waste a whole lucid dream on that though.
speedraping. like a multi-evil gangbang.
Start an epic battle with one Dragon Ball Z style. If you're getting your ass kicked turn Super Sayen. If the fight is still evenly matched, get the DC to kill one of your DC friends and then get angry and become SS2 like Gohan vs Cell and then kick the shit out of him. :) I love DBZ
- Travel to the past and kill their parents before they're born
- Throw them into a pool full of sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads
- Merge with them (don't know if that counts as killing)
- Beat them to death with a pink rubber dildo (possibly even a glow in the dark one)
- Attack them with Chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into chainsaws with Tanks for teeth that shoot guns with swords on them that shoot grenades that explode into pork sandwiches that have flame throwers on them that shoot lazer beams that explode into a bunch-o mini pork sandwiches that kick bombs that explode into Chuck Norris on steroids!!!
Wow some thought went into that last post. Im not sure many people could get that level of detail though, hah.
tell em the funniest joke ever
<once one translator saw two words together and was in a coma for a week>
they die laughing...
Awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by nightshade
I don't get the joke... :content:Quote:
Originally Posted by nightshade
when i get some experience at LDing (for now if i get one ill probably just try flying) id like to try just looking at one to make him explode lol
Rip out their spleen and force feed it to them "here comes the train" style.
I have only ever killed one DC and that was last night. He was cursed or something and attacked me knowing full well that I was invinsable. This happened at his house which was possesed and the root of his curse. So I disintergrated the man but saved his soul and destroyed the evil on his house to free him. I then restored his body. Oddly, the curse made the man invinsable so I don't know why diintergration worked...
So to summerise: disintergration
By the way, that joke about the funniest joke in the world was a Monty Python sketch in which a killed joke was invented that killed whoever heared it so they translated it to German to use against the Nazi's. Each translator worked on one word.
-Grab their neck and make your hand burn them until they die.
-Repeatedly hurl them against a wall with your mind
-Go all ninja style on them (flying kicks and ninja stars)
-Beat them to death with a dolphin
- Tell them that they don't exist
I would dream up a spiked mace and just whip em with it. Then after all of that too make sure their gone id curb stomp them with some boots with spikes Kapow ahah. OR I would run up a wall do a back flip pull my matrix weapons and slow mo kill them hahhahaha IM EVIL jk lol
Mythology anyone? :bigteeth:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pyrofan1
After reading Spy vs Spy (A great source for ideas for killing DCs :D ) I've decided that when I have good control over my LDs, I'm gonna put a DC in a plane and make him skydive out of it, then i'll make a missile come out of my finger and it will fire at the DC! :laughhard:
This thread is turning sick again.Quote:
Originally Posted by BohmaN
I recall in my most recent lucid dream (and my only one in years) I killed Magneto by touching him and using my touch-instant-kill power. He threw a lot of metal at me, but I touch-instant-killed that too. :?
in my first and only lucid dream i pondered this as well. After i flew, i decided to kill a DC(as i've never killed a man b4 obviously). What i did was, picked him up, split the atoms in his body, and turned him into a nuclear bomb. Obviously it wasn't scientifically possible, but it was one damn cool sight. The only problem is after i saw all smoke/flames i woke up immediately. I ended my first and so far only lucid dream =(
ive always wanted to try to dominate one DC's mind and force it to kill another DC too, but never had a chance.
Awh.. This is the point where I want to post pictures. :(
Okay, I got one. Skin their face, wear it as a mask, and watch them die. Easy, fun, and educational. You get to kill someone, and get to see an Anatomy.
Eligos :bump:
how about you take a few DC's and dump them in a big tank with a couple great white sharks.ha
Bang them as hard as you can until they are nothing but a giant hole...(ewww)
Why would you want to kill them? You would simply be killing a part of yourself...However i suggest shoving them in a cement mixer full of cement, then let them dry and dump in a river..... :evil:
Throw DC into air thousands of feet up watch DC come down and splatter...Like a pancake! YAY!
First you tie them up into a chair. The you rip off their toe-nails+teeth and drive them into their skin using a hammer. Once this is complete you soak them in gasoline and light them on fire.
You really want to hear this?
..If he/she races BMX, string a 60 pound test line across a jump or in the
middle of the track...
..Staple his mouth to the tail-pipe of your BMW, and put a piece of tape
across his nose, then drive about 20 miles at top-speed, by this time, his
mouth should be enmeshed with the tail-pipe, his knuckles, knees, and feet
will be practically non-existent from dragging on the ground, AND he'll be
quite dead from inhaling all that Carbon Monoxide...
..Make concrete blocks out of his hands, then hang him from a bridge across
a not too well travelled road, by his feet. Set him swinging, and wait for
the next truck or van...
..Hang him spread-eagle off a diving board, with a weight tied around his
stomach. If the board is low enough, you should be able to bounce up and
down on the board, and watch him drown slowly...
..Tie a rope around his neck straight up to the top of a sail on a sail-
boat, and strap his feet to the floor, straight in the middle of the boat.
Every time the sail comes around, it should hit him quite hard in the head.
I recommend this only for very windy days...
..Use him as a marker in a giant slalom ski race...
..slide razor blades across his back for about 20 minutes, then give him
the choice of shooting himself in the head, or being thrown in a bath-tub
full of gin...
..tie him up spread eagle in front of a pitching machine, in such a way
that the tip of his nose is about 2 inches away from the barell...
..tie him up, and handcuff him. Then put his fingers in between the type-
head of an old-fashioned typewriter, and the paper. You might like typing
out your opinions of him, while he suffers...
..Take a pair of handcuffs and put them on his feet. Then strap a rope
between them, so you hold on to the rope. Go on Space Mountain in Disney-
Land, and drag him off the back. If you get tired or scared, just let go,
it's only 80 or 90 feet down to the concrete...
..steal all the jacks at the Indy 500, and use him as a replacement...
..If he happens to be a sadist, pluck off his arms and legs, just as he
probably did to flies...
..bury him standing up 8 feet deep in sand, then make a wider area around
his head about 2 feet deep. Pry his eyes open with something (preferably
infectious) and pour in salt. THEN let in six rats, and watch them gouge
out his eyes for food...
..Tie rubber-bands around his ankles (really strong and long ones MUST be
used for this, about 10 feet long) and go up on top of a high dive, that
is shorter than the somewhat extended length of the rubber-bands. Use
him as a yo-yo...
..String him out across the track at the next Summer Olympics right before
the mens 100 meter dash, in place of the ribbon...
..Get all dressed up in a radiation suit, and drive out to Three Mile
Island or some other nuclear test that failed its' safety test. Find a huge
vat of anything that looks dangerous, is boiling, or is made of a color
nature never knew existed. Then grab him by the ankles (like Achilles'
mother did) and dunk him in it for about 10 minutes...
Lol, got this somewhere, it might be disturbing for some of you. :P
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Mmm 'tis. :DQuote:
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EDIT: Oh, and LordSturm, is the thread completed yet? lol
Wouldn't that be a good thing if the DC was a smartass or was angry? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by danjamjoh
Man, this thread is old and long. Oh, well not a problem for me. Become a vampire and go on a biting spree.
Be like Beowolf (from the epic poem) and rip your enemy's arm off and beat him to death with it. :evil:
I killed a DC by shooting her in the head!
I've thought of all sorts of sadistic ways to kill DC's. extremely torterous ways. now if only i could get lucid.
if you have one thats a male, just tell him, HEY I just magically made your dick dissapear. I bet that would make them just kill theirself! save you the energy
put them into a giant frying pan and cook them alive
umm.... lol wtf kind of topic is this?
Oh well, might as well see what I can come up with:
Plasma Torch to the eye?
For plasma torched eyes use Visene. lol
I killed the Clown from "IT" by using lasereyes on him. His face melted, but first I used a bright light to blind him.
Anyway, why not use your willpower to make it erode and rot away into a pile of flesh?
What's it like killing them? do they have any sad expressions on their faces, or feel the pain of getting hurt or anything like that? or they just like a walking, talking ragdoll that likes being picked on because it has no brain.
It can happen however you choose, hence this thread. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by LucidFlanders
Ah...I got a couple of DC kills I know of (Inspired by the game 'Second sight' lol)
Use telekinesis and mentally chuck him into the walls. If he lands near a car, by any chance, re-enact GTA and shoot the gas tank of the car.
Possess the Dream Character and have them jump off a cliff, then go back into your own body and watch them die.
(Here's some 'the Movies' inspired DC kills)
Grab the DC's by the shoulders, then kick the guy in the knees so his legs look backward, then do the same to his arms.
Sneak up behind the DC and snap his neck (a bit of MGS in that one lol)
If you're at a train station, push the DC onto the train tracks and make a train hit him.
summon up a UFO mothership and zap the DC.
If he's on top of some stairs, whack him on the head so he falls down the stairs.
though im sure i could come up with some nasty ideas, the other night i found myself in another zombie dream and noticed that i was shooting them in the heads and whatnot with a little stick i had in my hand by yelling BANG! heh, i tried to make the gun real, but it stopped working.... it also didnt make holes..... they just fell down as if they'd been shot by a small round *shrugs* also about 3 and 4 lucids ago upon becoming lucid i was imediately compeled to do a kamehameha, but it only seemed to be hot to the person, never had the nuclear blast type effect i was looking for :? nor was it visible.... but hey! 15 pages of mass killing, right on
This one also happened in a zombie dream, which was extremely fun by the way. I guess i was semi-lucid because i remember having enough balls to go fight a bunch of zombies while the other people were hiding in a fort thing.
But anyway, i had an axe and as i went on a chopping spree, my axe got caught between the zombies neck and collar bone, then i twisted the axe blade away from his body pushing his entire ribcage out of his body to the point where it was hanging off of his stomach.
I remember waking up saying to myself, wow that coulda been in a movie!
keep 'em coming! XD
Hmm, tie a rock to one DC, push them into your pool, and just before they break the surface, close the transparent cover above their head.:lol:
I don't think this was mentioned yet, so.... AVADA KEDAVRA!
My favorite, if they're not chasing you, is to concentrate on them and bring your absolute focus on them, and w/o touching them, put your hand above there head as though they are in the distance and you could squeeze their head w/ your fingers w/o touching them. Well use your hand to wipe them away, like wiping a mess off the floor. I do this to cars that are far away. I pick up my hand, put it over their car and slowly move down, their car disappears.
I saw video where someone just let the on fire.
I have this wierd thing of killing my DC's by hynatising them.
If I spend too much will power hypnatising them, they die, or rather fade away into nothing
Make your DC have an addiction to pie and then throw some pie in the middle of a giant pad of sticky paper. When they get stuck, float over and make them and have reiterate their most intimate secrets. Then make them try to dance while they can hardly move:boogie:. Last, tape their hands together and gag them then send them to a room where they will have liquid Spam dropped on them for awhile.
One word: LAZERZ
(AHAHAHA)
Use your mind, to control them
make them pick up a knife and slowly push it in through there eyes
while they scream for you to stop.
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haha
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lol, you shoulda had the dream i had last night
the most sickest shit i have ever seen
I've had one that everybody was running around and there heads and brains were exploding and being blown to peices
I thought of quite a dirty one...but..it's over the top..I don't know if I should...nah, I better not.
i have a feeling this thread was created with gamers in mind...:D:D:D
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lol Gamers tend to find machine guns, (automatics) rifles, glocks on the floor and just shoot the shit out of annoying DCs. The hell I'd snipe em from a rooftop if it comes in mind which, I've already done!!!! Fun asshell and enjoy your pwn montage!!:barf::sniper:
Cut a limb off and catch the blood in a bucket. Then drown them in their own blood... Or drown someone else in it.
If you're feeling up to it dropping a piano from the sky onto them is also surprisingly effective
make your hand super huge and slap them so hard their head flies off.
Turn them into lemmings and push them off a cliff.
run your own game of c-strike if somebody hasnt said that already...except they are all unarmed , basically target practice...
or crucify them,hanging from the side of a bridge and while that going on set him on fire, and stab him while hes burning ....and you can make him feel every bit of it....hehehehe
Well after playing BioShock quite a bit the past week (although that was interrupted greatly by the CoD4 Beta... :) ), I would say that I am going to try using "Plasmids" like the main character in the game does.
Something similar to Enrage, except instead of making them crazy it will pacify them and make them peaceful. Or if they are being especially annoying or threatening, simply tossing a plasmid that dissolves them and sends their spirit into the sky.
I don't like to encourage violence in my dreams - I play enough FPS games that I get quite enough of that kind of thing during gameplay. But in the past I've used standard FPS machinery or good ol' fashioned brute strength to get rid of pesky DCs who were chasing me.
;)
March them to the top of a building ball and chain there ankles and push them off.
watch them cry and splat.
people have such evil dreams lol. no talking to god to find the meaning of life, no creating life in the palm of your hand. just sex, drugs and violence lol
PS: i would just Strangle my DC to death
Foo Fighters - EverlongQuote:
Originally Posted by LdMichael
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OHdwZCVZmg8
I'd imagine that someone with pretty good control could just make them drop dead suddenly (my soul now!) :twisted:
I'm gonna try some other techniques rather than a gun next time. My guns always come out wrong and empty so next time I'll:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raven
-Burst Them
-Implode Them
-Chainsaw arm anyone?... :D
-Increase their time-stream and make them rot.
-Absorb their soul.
-Roundhouse kick.
I don't think this has been mentioned yet but I'm too lazy to check all those posts. :D Beat them with pillows until they die :P (I don't really like killing DC's for fun unless their bad guys)
umm... what are DC's and DG's? :? I feel the answer is staring me in the face, but...
If this is not the place to go, please tell me. heh.
seems kinda cruel and unnessesary but eh um lemmesee...
THE KISS OF DEATH :banana:
Turn them into lemmewinks from south park, and put them in Mr. Slaves er...nvm
DC's = Dream Characters (all the people/beings in your dreams)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rasenganxxchidori
DG's = Dream Guides (dream characters that seem smarter than other dream characters and help you out a lot)
Sucking the life right out of your enemy, and at the same time (I guess that depends on who... or what... you're kissing) having a good time... I like it! :boogie:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lonewolf
I had a weird female teacher when I was still in school. Whenever someone disturbed the lesson, she used to say, "If you don't stop doing <whatever it was they were doing> I will throw cotton balls at you until you bleed!" Of course back then I knew that this was not possible, but considering the limitless possibilities in a dream it might be worth a try there.
....try using "sexy no jutsu"...
..works every time.
Make sure you have aids first.
Snap your fingers and have their eyes explode, then have them stumble into:
-Traffic
-A train
-Out of a high window
-A high voltage power supply
-Off of a cliff
Make them try and play Six on Expert with their hands tied. The trauma would definitely at least make their ankles swell. But most likely their heart would stop beating.
Freeze them sub zero style then you can finish them any way you wish, maybe with an axe.
Spoon out their eyeballs and then replace them with cadbury caramel eggs!
That wouldn't really kill them. Make them angry perhaps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen
You could always use DC-mind-control to make them beat themselves to death.
Well after they have easter-egg eyeballs you have them bash their heads up against the sidewalk...
Duh.
lol
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Why would you wanna kill a DC you sick bastard? Personally I'd stuff my face with food, drink a bottle of laxatives, shit in a bucket and drown the DC a bucket of liquid shit. Hows that for evil. So evil it just happened to be the 333rd reply.
Hmm lemme see...
1) Bury them alive, but place a camera in the coffin so you can see them, and add snakes/rats/anything else they are scared of/are likely to eat them, in there with them.
2) Throw them in a pool of water with Pirranhas (sorry if I spelt that completely wrong)
3) Make them really small and put them in a bathtub full of water, then let the plug out :D
4) Make yourself really big and have a huge tennis racket, use them as the ball and smack them against a wall.
5) Make a herd of Wilderbeest stampede towards them
I think I'm done for now
Slice it into pieces with a laser beam.
Shot in the forehead with a machine gun.
Pull their lower lip over their heads and make them swallow.
:)
I like to phase behind them and whisper into their ear the death words (any words you like really) my death words are "the rabbit hole ends" (matrix style man, totally kick ass) and then their eyes just roll into the back of their heads and they collapse, dead
- Tell their best freind that they have a wire
- Rip out their still beating heart and eat it
- Stick your finger in their eyes and use their head as a bowling ball
- Use mind control to make them no longer want to live (worse than death)
- Stab a giant hook through their body and use them for shark bait
:shock: What did the poor DC do to you?!Quote:
Originally Posted by nayrki
Seems whenever my DCs chase me I panic and make them explode.
They tried to tell me that using my magical powers to enslave them was immoral. Can you believe their audacity?
-turning them into a vampire
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Originally Posted by nayrki
Pretty soon they'll strip you of your lucid powers and enslave you :eek:. The Dream Character revolt!
Perhaps. But first they have to catch me.
And I dont have to use my powers to totally kick ass
Spraying the with GAS and throwing them a lighter!
I tried that once
But then Clark Kent grabbed the lighter and lit a cigarette with it
It kinda spoiled the occasion.
So i turned the flame into Kryptonite
If they strip you of yours maybe they'll take them for themselves :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by nayrki
yes, but thats a never ending loop... the bad rebellious slaves would take it for themselves, and use it to enslave not only me but everyone else. Then I'd remember that i'm still immortal, so I'd be the hero and save all the innocent little slaves from their evil master.
I treat my slaves good....
Have you never watched X-MEN
You sir have been reading Maddox.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen
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How about dropping a fully-loaded house on someone?
Or the classic anvil. Or piano. Or banana man. :banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by Drasnus
I've killed two DCs in my only LD so far, one I sniped out of 500 m distance and I shot the other one down with a silenced Glock point-blank range.
My personal favorite, when I do have to kill DCs, is to just insta-kill them. I just think 'die' and they do. A variant of that would be to insta-kill by decapitation, which can look really strange (some DCs have blue or green blood).
With futuristic or retro weapons.
By telekinetically picking up the DC and tossing it bashing it against a wall
Touch of death
If it was trying to harm you try making it harm itself (mind-control)
Convince it to commit suicide
If it was a monster shape-shift it into something harmless and then dispose of it.
Two words, giant toaster
Haha one of the things my friend and I would do while we were bored in class was try to one-up eachother with drawings of people dying in creative ways.
Shoot them out of a cannon into oncoming traffic.
Tie a zip-line to the top of a tall building and fasten the other end to a dead cow's tail (send them down face first).
Attach them to a pole with a rope, right in front of a 747 jet engine going full bore, then try to shoot the rope in half with different weapons.
Push them off the edge of a steep, icy slope, naked.
Paint them with pig blood, put them in a hedge maze and inform them that they have 5 minutes before you release the starving tigers.
Most of these are far beyond my LD abilities at this point, but hey they sound fun.
Two words:
Demon Pit.
http://images.tomshardware.com/2006/...rors/ashe1.jpg
set it up like diablo or diablo 2
and use the apocolypse spell
I turned this one DC into plastic for trying to make me pay for something in a shop :D
Turn him into a cannibal who thinks himself really tasty!
Head explosion.
I had a sweet LD where I ran my sister over a few times with a car I spawned. I was only gonna hit her once but the girl in the car with me thought it was funny so I backed up once or twice. LOLerskates (kinda gay phrase).
I had a super hero showdown last night! Me and some other dude faught hero style. First we excanged laser eyes...then he tried fire breathe when I did frost breathe ;)
DC's are just the subconscious mind personifying human characteristics, meaning they're extensions of yourself, despite how terrifying or weird they may be. I read quite a while back that fighting DC's is having a battle with your own mind.
My favourite way is this:
It's a little time consuming in some cases, but that usually it goes as fast as you want. Also if it's difficult for me at any time I put on some sort of artefact that allows me to do it. Also it doesn't involve the "death" of the Dream Character (I consider that psychologically unhealthy, but if you want to go for all-out demise you can).
Make a huge, clear ball in the air around the DC, slowly making a wall all around him or her. It's a bit like a force-field, really. When the wall completely surrounds the DC let it start to shrink. Let it become smaller and smaller until the DC is trapped in a tiny ball.
After this I find that there are three good ways to proceed.
1. This is a peaceful removal of the DC from your dream permanently. Let the ball shrink and shrink and shrink until it disappears.
2. Another way I like to remove the DC from the dream is this: Pick up the ball and put it in your pocket.
3. This is the best way by far. Put the ball in your pocket. Later, when another DC is annoying you and you don't want to waste too much time and effort on him, pull out a ball and throw it. Whoever you want will appear and will be under your complete control.
In my first Lucid Dream, I Figured out that it was a dream, and set out to explore the town. Didn't take long to figure out the basic thing, I couldn't Fly.
Anyway, i met this DC, He was breaking into cars, and i told him that it was my mind and he shouldn't mess it up, so he picked me up and hammered me into the ground- and just stood there with his foot holding me in place. I couldn't move or do anything, and he just didn't listen to anything i said. Then i remembered what i read on these forums (Before i was a member) that if you showed compassion to them, they often became nice.
So i gave him a hug (Arms were free to move for this), and he smiled. He let me up and shook my hand- I felt this really odd tingling and i realised that i could do whatever i wanted now, so i conjured a flaming net and burned that robber into cinders.
He never came back.
* I guess my main point is, Flaming Nets!!!
I like the classic "blow their head off". Kinda like what they did to Joe Peshi in "Goodfellas". :)(greatest movie ever!) Also, some Dead Rising style kills are fun. i.e. sickle to the neck, axe to the face, etc...
machine gun...
Make them all kill eachother. go to a place that has a lot of people, and make them suddenly start knife fighting eachother.
Speed up time.
Witness the extinction of the DC race, because of such ignorance.
Jump real high and tell a dc to catch you, but heres the trick, turn into a fat man while your in the air, real REAL fat.
Pull off a Rasengan.
Or, controversially, a chidori.
I made a joke! :lol:
lolz, explosive diarrhea
ROFLcopter (yes, I know, gay). Hilarious! :) How about explosive diarrhea filed with actual explosives or nails in a crowded place! In my LD last night, a DC was holding me back when I would try to walk and then he pulled me to the ground. So I spawned a 9mm semi-automatic pistol in a drawer and a shot him in the neck. teeheehee.
This could be a nice thread, but some people are taking this way too far - how could you get pleasure from even thinking about killing people with nail bombs! And then advise us that the more people maimed, the better! God, that's just horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by zobey
Yay, yay, blow their heads off! Some of these method are just sick. You guys definitely have issues if that's your idea of a pastime.
P.S. To the user I quoted, I can't believe you wrote down laughter. Teeheehee. Get some help, man!
Agreed. If such atrocity of gruesome nature is wishing to be discussed, join me whilst in chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Humble Sinner
Two words: HUMAN FIREWORK:banana::banana::banana:
(Light the hair on fire and watch them take off:banana:)
Keep em coming.
Give them my personal invention, bone corrder fluid, use it and there bones dissapear from there bodies and they become all flimsy, you dont have to kill them but heck youve already taken there ability to move or practicly breath.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8091/bonlesswo9.png
my best way, take them fly up to the sky. Throw them down and fire an evergy blasy down to them.
Funny way to kill DC's is tricking them to put clown make up on and a clown noise. Force them to put there mouths on a hyliam tank and suck it all in. THey turn into a clown baloon, pop them blood fills the place. His done for. lol
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Choke them with an orange.
Gag them with...a big....erm...cucumber..yes that's it...a good vegetable
How about rip their heart out? That's usually painful... Could try that!
Heh...I like the way you think Adam. Should I get sadistic? Gah...I'd probably drive some of you off: Too bad!
Here's two...my mind is too imaginative
1) Throw the irritating dream character in a giant transparent pot, cover the top, and slowly pipe in clear jelly!
I call this: "The Agonizing-puncture-his-body-with-horrific-objects-that -certainly-cause-undo-pain-and-slow-torturous-death-inator"
2) Position two movable platforms each with nails and spikes and shards of infected glass (be sure to include HIV on every spike) sticking up, but in opposite directions. It would look like this:
________
| | | |
\/ \/ \/ \/ :boogie:
:eek:-X-<
/\ /\ /\ /\
| | | | |
The DC will be suspended on a plank supported by a complicated pully system. At the pull of a switch/lever/whatever, the plank is pulled out from under the DV and he falls to the bottom sets of nails and spikes, then you, the executioner, located at the top right, yank the lever again which drops the top layer of sharp objects looming above him. Soon, the DC will be sandwiched and mangled between these two layers of spikes while you listen to his sad noises and watch him bleed out.
Beautiful day isn't it?
Inject defamone
my own lucid creation just like bone corroder (previous page).
1)Grab needle with defamone in.
2)select DC
3) inject DC with defamone
4)stand and watch the following results:
defamone sends all energy firing into the nerves, they spasm and the dc runs wildly and un-controllable into walls and fits on the floor, the big sign off is the throth then you can use some bone corroder when your done fold him up and bin him.
oh and the stuff should really burn the eyes out and causethrowing up, sick isnt it?
*warning* causes permanent mild brain damage (DC's brain may fall out of nose in snotty liquidy form) which may possibly lead to health issues or death extreme fart issues may occur in the Ill dc as the gas rapidly builds up inside like in a bottle of coke you decided to drop and open, stomach may become enlarged and could meen a "poping" sensation(or the stomach comes out of the anus)
goodluck i hope to god you dont use this on an actual dc.
Poke him till he agonizes and dies!
Aww you can be more creative! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by AngelGirl
Try mentally lobotomizing them.
try something from saw
Heh...this thread is an awful lot of fun..however sick it may be.
Speaking of Saw...i'm off to see the 4th tommrorow s'long as it's not sold out. :).
put yourself in the place of one of the captured people in a lucid dream, so you have a better understanding of the movie:P
Yeah well that would be you, not a DC, but still an interesting (yet horrifying) idea...I like it!:D
Tie a noose around there neck and tie the other end to a clock tower and wait until the clock reaches 12 if youve measured it right it should work, you know what to expect if not just watch:D!
creative huh.....hmmmm...lets see...Quote:
Originally Posted by bro
pop up a huge microwave, POKE/push the victim in it, turn it on at a low heat increase, let him suffer.
happy? :D
some "fun" ways killing DCs
http://www.medievality.com/brazen-bull.html
When a victim is placed inside the brazen bull, he or she is slowly burned to death. This device gradually became more sophisticated until the Greek invented a complex system of tubes in order to make the victim's screams sound like an infuriated ox.
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http://www.medievality.com/head-crusher.html
the head crusher
The head crusher was widely used during most of the Middle Ages, especially the Inquisition. With the chin placed over the bottom bar and the head under the upper cap, the torturer slowly turned the screw pressing the bar against the cap.
This resulted in the head being slowly compressed. First the teeth are shattered into the jaw; then the victim slowly died with agonizing pain, but not before his eyes were squeezed from his sockets.
http://www.medievality.com/lead-sprinkler.html
At first sight, it looks like a holy water sprinkler, but in reality it's a bit more complex. The torturer poured molten metals in one end and its contents slowly rushed to the other side where they fell on any part of the victim's body. Many executions occurred with this instrument.
A common way to execute a victim was by pouring molten silver on his eyes. This caused a great deal of pain and eventually provoked death.
You gotta be sick to do this :D
Put them in chains chained to the floor.
Punch HARD until they are badly brain damaged, this parts from my girlfriend she said put a barge pole up there anus all the way then pull it back out with the brains stuck to it.
#2: put a hose into the mouth turn it and wait until death occurs.
trying hard to come up with more creative stuff so far the best ive invented is the bone corroder and the methadone injection both equally agonising but the bone corroder leaves room for further ass kicking.
A way to kill a smoker DC: Put them in a human size jar, and slowly fill it up with smoke. When it is completely filled with smoke, leave it for five minutes the filter it out.
TORTURE SUPERMAN IN AN LD!!!
Wrap superman in chains of kryptonite and throw him into the sun, that way he'd be perpetually dying and recovering over and over again and be in eternal agony. I'd like to try that...
Although I'll admit to killing a couple of dream characters in the past, it has always been in self defense because they were attacking me.
As the things a person dreams about often represent a part of that person, dream characters included, I realize that DC's may represent a part of me.
Why would I want to kill a part of myself?
I would rather make peace with and try to learn something from a dream character that represents a part of myself.
Another thing I've noticed is that many of my dream characters are much more than just dream characters, as they sometimes appear to be the dream bodies of other people who I later meet in the physical realm.
For this reason I try to treat DC's with the same respect as I would treat someone in the physical realm since I know that I may eventually be meeting the very people in the physical that I had met earlier in the dream world.
Think about that the next time you saw one of your dream characters in half or throw one of them off of a cliff.
What if you were a Dream Caracter here? :p
I would probably not just randomly kill a DC, i would rather battle him with swords and other ninja paraphernalia. Anyways i already know that I'm going to win because i control my dream, but at least he fought honorably.
There are of course certain kinds of dream characters that it would be beneficial for a person to kill in their dreams.Quote:
Originally Posted by iadr
As certain kinds of animals or creatures in a persons dream might represent something negative such as a habit or an illness, these might be the kind of dream character that a person would want to kill, as killing one of these dream characters could help a person improve their health.
I'd certainly have no trouble blasting a bunch of spiders who were invading my dream house, or ripping apart a vicious animal that was stalking me in a dream.
In fact, a couple of weeks ago when a lion kept stalking me in a dream I finally turned toward it, grabbed it by its mouth and ripped it apart piece by piece.
Skyscraper death:
Take two skyscrapers. DC inbetween. And use the corners of skyscraper to split him into two pieces.
Self inhalation:
Self explanatory
Or... Old style, boring, still most effecien ........ thunder