sorry for the triple post but it just has to be said... Jedi mind tricks. "you want to stab yourself" *waves hand*
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sorry for the triple post but it just has to be said... Jedi mind tricks. "you want to stab yourself" *waves hand*
I went through a phase of about 5 or 6 years of constantly killing DC's. Usually with swords or bare hands.
i kill DCs often, but only when they are impeeding my task at hand.
for example a couple of days ago an alien was blocking a dorway that i wanted to walk through do i summoned a zanpacto and used my bankai zabimaru
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs32/f/20...n_and_kris.jpgThed dragon sword
Tell them to take a fork and stick it into an outlet to become magical. :P
Turn them into fire, then extinguish it.
make them fall asleep in a car. put that car in a garage. attach a hose to the exaust pipe and put the other in the car through the window. start the car and shut the door(car door and garage door).
I had once weapon in dream named nightmare cannon.
It had this "rule" that it would eliminate forever anything shot with it.
Though no way i am gonna use it on any char coz i have no idea what would happen.
would they just disappear and never come back or would it work like normal "instakill" weapon. u dunno :(
but my list:
using "killswitch" in some item to kill them, dont kill them consume/eat/capture them if you want them gone (usefull if lucid is going to nightmare)
Lock them in a room with a Scientologist until their ears explode.
Good one! Adding it to my list...Quote:
lol dream goal number 28 for me is to smack the shit out of Tom Cruise
Make them eat dynamite
Oh my when i have a lucid dream i must kill someone rip there skin off with ur bare hands and use ur goddly powers to turn them into cream eggs and eat :)
Cut their wrists open, grab their veins, and pull.
Turn them into the Death Star.
One-inch punch them. Really hard. Like, REALLY hard.
-Lock them in a freezer. Go find them several dreams later and slam their frozen bodies into a brick wall.
-Jam them into a giant smoothie blender. Push the "liquify" button. Then sell smoothies to other DCs for a quarter.
-Drive a truck around town with a sign that says, "Jump in the back! We are going to Cancun." Once you have a truck bed full of DCs, hand them over to a Soylent Green factory.
-Rotisserie over a campfire...aboriginie style. Don't forget the apple in mouth.
-Grab one by the shirt collar, fly into space, and toss him into the sun.
-Find a public swimming pool, jump into the deep end, morph/turn into a shark and have a feast.
-Kill the DC, inject him with the G-Virus (or any similar strain) and then kill them again.
-Or if want to get crazy with it...Chop off all limbs and spray paint the DC white. Now jam tree limbs into the arm sockets. Chop off the nose and jam a carrot in there. Cut out the eyes and replace them with charcoals. Add a corn cob pipe and you have a DC snowman! Place a magic top hat on his head and he may begin to dance around!
turn the DC into Mufasa(sorry just finished lion king with my little cousin)
You should watch the Hannibal movie series for inspiration.
After killing DCs I like to have sex with the dead bodies (lol jk)
Force them to watch the latest Lady Gaga music video.