Thread: Dream weapon of choice

Oooh, me like this question.

Firearm - my waking life preference, and long time dream companion. Not very effective, because I normally have lint, rice and breadcrumbs for ammo : (
2x4 - long rectangular stick - my subconscious equiped me with this when attacked by a monster and boy, did it take care of him. No clue why a stick though. But I love it, coz it's a gift from my subC : D
sword - I would like to get this, because I'm really impressed by that sword wielding chick in Walking Dead.

destroying your enemies clothes and leaving them naked while you slice them

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I'd probably go with an indestructible bamboo bo staff. It can be lethal, but doesn't have to be. Simple, versatile and effective.

Sexification ray! You focus this Jedi power on any irritating DC and they morph into a sexy and willing DC.

Other than that I do not need or choose to use weapons. I know how boring. I just use TK to fling them around or some such thing.

Really I almost never have to do anything, I just go with the sexification ray.

Originally Posted by sivason

Sexification ray! You focus this Jedi power on any irritating DC and they morph into a sexy and willing DC.

Sivason,

the topic is "Weapons", not "coolest power we would all like to have"

Darn. I have no dream weapons if powers do not count. Maybe sometime I will summon a "Sexification Ray Gun"

My favorite weapon makes my a walking tank in my dreams it's THE ARMOUR OF THE OLYMPIANS fitted with THE HOLY WEAPONS OF MOUNT OLYMPUS:The Armour Of The Olympians was crafted by Hepetehsus god of labour and forge he crafted it using the flame of Olympus with all the godly powers in it it can unleash the power of the gods on any foe:The Holy Weapons Of Mount Olympus are:the Hooks Of Hades(devastating chained hooks which can rip the souls out of anything even the gods themselves) Neamean Cetus(used by the mighty Hercules it increases your strength tenfold) Blade of Olympus(crafted by the three Cyclopes the most powerful weapon in existence created to send the titans to Tatarus it's so powerful it can kill gods) Posiedons trident(pretty obvious choice it can control the element of water as well as a good slashing weapon with the added ability of causing earthquakes) the Blades of chaos(crafted by ares the god of war it has the powers of chaos imbuded in its blades devastating life suckers) The blades of Athena(crafted by Athena it has Athena's holy powers imbuded in it devastating to all) Zeuses bolt(yes it is weapon not a elemental control power this bolt can zap enemies out of existence and do chain damage) P.S this is my fan fiction for all my LD weapons some of them are crap that don't work much and some are dang awesome(the crap ones I'm still training with)

I guess I've pretty much stuck to elemental magic on the rare occasions where violent self-defense seems warranted. Sometimes I use a wand as a focus but more often I just cast the spell without any props. I once froze a guy who was bothering me into solid ice, and another time set a room on fire.

More typically I will leave a situation rather than fight... I've gotten pretty good at shifting scenes when they get threatening (fly straight up) and using warding magic to seal an area. I enjoy doing battle in other forms of representation, like video games, but in dreams I figure I'm interacting with elements of my own mind, so I hesitate to worsen any existing conflicts!

Compassion.

Originally Posted by Verre

I guess I've pretty much stuck to elemental magic on the rare occasions where violent self-defense seems warranted. Sometimes I use a wand as a focus but more often I just cast the spell without any props. I once froze a guy who was bothering me into solid ice, and another time set a room on fire.

More typically I will leave a situation rather than fight... I've gotten pretty good at shifting scenes when they get threatening (fly straight up) and using warding magic to seal an area. I enjoy doing battle in other forms of representation, like video games, but in dreams I figure I'm interacting with elements of my own mind, so I hesitate to worsen any existing conflicts!

Exactly

Oooh, I like this topic, though I'm also one of those guys that prefers to run from situations instead of fighting them. To be honest, I don't even think I've had that many threatening situations in my dreams where I had to fight.

Guns seem to do the trick, although most often I use them because I'm in some first person shooter video game dream, so there's not really any other options.
Speaking of which, I can do pretty well with a Portal Gun. Once I was being chased, so I put a portal on the ceiling, and dropped another right behind me. It was pretty funny to watch the bad guy fall through it, and then end up hitting the ground 30 feet back.
To be honest though, fists are usually fine enough for me. I can usually pack a pretty powerful punch, especially when I'm lucid.

I would have to say my dream (no pun inte- yeah, actually I did intend that one) weapon would have to be a sword of some kind. I'm a huge Legend of Zelda fan, so I've been trying to get a Master Sword and Shield for a while now.

Originally Posted by ThreeCat

Compassion.

I would be lying if I said I didn't picture you hitting a DC using a big sign xD

Hmm... My favorite weapon would be "gas grenades" that would put people to sleep.

I personally dislike all of my violent dreams. It's always in self defense that I attack others and they never die so it's me hitting at their head again and again with a hammer or digging into their flesh, it gets very gory. And the only thing I think when it happens is "Please just die, just die, I don't want to hurt you, I don't want to hurt you, why are you making me do this, just die so it can be over!"

...Well, those aren't lucid dreams...! In lucid dreams, I always just fly away from confrontation. No one ever follows me. "DCs can't fly"

I think I'm from another planet.

I read the OP and simply said "Why on earth would I ever need a weapon in a dream, much less have a favorite?"

I think the understanding that nothing, nothing, can hurt me in my dreamworld is weapon enough, and that weapon is sharpened by the knowledge that any attack or attacker is of my own making, so from who exactly am I defending myself?

Too serious? Like I said, another planet...

fitting, right?

Hahahhahahaah I was hoping I just knew you would post something like this

To me.... It's the.. Orgasminator!!!!! ^_ ^ ^_ ^

I've had fun with this machine-gun or some unreal-tournament-like overdone green machinery that was super large but still hand-held and light as a faether That's my favourite

Originally Posted by Dthoughts

fitting, right?

Hahahhahahaah I was hoping I just knew you would post something like this

Nice.

I wasn't trying to be funny, but I suppose I should be glad I amused you; it's better that way.

I tend to get amused. I amuse myself. It has little to do with you. I think I laugh because I actually agree with you. And because I saw ur name and know a bit of ur style of dreaming. It certainly doesn't involve weaponry. So it fits the bill 1+1=

Thing is.. I thought when I saw this post. Why a weapon? To destroy ones self? I am left wondering.. What else is there to do in a dream? And also what the hell does Sageous do with his 3k+ lucids (I've wondered that for a while now.)

Originally Posted by Dthoughts

I tend to get amused. I amuse myself. It has little to do with you. I think I laugh because I actually agree with you. And because I saw ur name and know a bit of ur style of dreaming. It certainly doesn't involve weaponry. So it fits the bill 1+1=

That's fine, but next time you might consider what that laughter looks like when you put it in print.

Thing is.. I thought when I saw this post. Why a weapon? To destroy ones self? I am left wondering.. What else is there to do in a dream? And also what the hell does Sageous do with his 3k+ lucids (I've wondered that for a while now.)

Good point. Also, I have done many things with my dreams (keep in mind I've been doing this for close to 40 years; I didn't have those 3k+ LD's last week), and have mentioned many things I've done in them on these forums. One thing I have never had the need for, though, was weaponry.

Originally Posted by Sageous

One thing I have never had the need for, though, was weaponry.

Never. Peace on earth if u was president.

Well sometimes I use weapons to recreate historical battles(big history buff here) like muskets, m16, Longsword, Flintlocks, bows, etc. that's my main need for weapons otherwise I just like to experiment

Hmm...Something I've learned in my dreams is that weapons and fighting can be used for comfort or confidence. You don't need it but it makes you more confident which might boost your control over the dream. It fails for me most of the time if i'm fighting for the wrong reason though.However, people have different likes or dislikes. Someone could just be using weapons because they enjoy fighting challenges or duels. With what I've experienced I would say my favorite weapon is my dream guide Eye. Since he could become a materialized weapon if i wanted him to. I say Eye because he can beat up a lot of bad dream characters and he has told me before when fighting wasn't needed. (/^-^) (^ w^*)/ Best weapon ever~

Ok, so my first reply was about non-lucids, since the question was "dream weapon", and I assumed non-lucid dreams.

In lucids though, I never had a weapon. I never met an enemy and I never picked a fight.

In dreams that were on verge of being lucid, my subC made choices for me. Like I saw an animal that scares me to hell, and I heard my subC making me say: Oh look what a cute lizzard" and that changed the scary thing into a cutest geckko. It's like that all the time. My subC helps me out before I even know what's happening. As much as I love weapons, I would not kill a person or an animal, except in like a freedom fight or similar.

I'm gonna go for the sexification ray thing next time, haha. I mean, you can't take yourself too seriously when you nekked, right?

I've experienced I would say my favorite weapon is my dream guide Eye. Since he could become a materialized weapon if i wanted him to.

So you admit it then? He really is soul Evans?

Originally Posted by JadeGreen

So you admit it then? He really is soul Evans?

Hahaha > w > Nooo

Originally Posted by gab

Ok, so my first reply was about non-lucids, since the question was "dream weapon", and I assumed non-lucid dreams.

In lucids though, I never had a weapon. I never met an enemy and I never picked a fight.

In dreams that were on verge of being lucid, my subC made choices for me. Like I saw an animal that scares me to hell, and I heard my subC making me say: Oh look what a cute lizzard" and that changed the scary thing into a cutest geckko. It's like that all the time. My subC helps me out before I even know what's happening. As much as I love weapons, I would not kill a person or an animal, except in like a freedom fight or similar.

I'm gonna go for the sexification ray thing next time, haha. I mean, you can't take yourself too seriously when you nekked, right?

Oh, wow. You've managed to never ever have to fight in 211 LDs? That's quite an achievement. I can barely go 2-3 LDs without someone deciding to attack me. I do tend to be kind of an ass in my dreams, but after being attacked by a lollipop man I am fairly sure that the frequent violence in my dreams is not only my fault.