Hahahaha! Little Mermaid: The Porno
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Hahahaha! Little Mermaid: The Porno
Im positive it's been done already, Courtney :shock:
would you like a link?
Nah. I'm good. :wink:
Doing it with a mermaid would be the worst ever. She'd be super hot but would just lay eggs and you'd have to spew your stuff all over them. Talk about boring. But if spawning is your thing then...ok.
She has a mouth, you know :wink:Quote:
Originally posted by Flubly
Doing it with a mermaid would be the worst ever. She'd be super hot but would just lay eggs and you'd have to spew your stuff all over them. Talk about boring. But if spawning is your thing then...ok.
Hahaha, I love you. :lol:Quote:
Originally posted by PhilipJFry
She has a mouth, you know :wink:
And she can breathe underwater too :D.Quote:
Originally posted by PhilipJFry
She has a mouth, you know :wink:
Lucky guy!Quote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Hahaha, I love you. :lol:
That's the cool thing about lucid sex - things can just work out without the discomfort and technicalities of reality. Eg... my leg can't get there because I'm too stiff, or my neck doesn't bend like that, or I can't breathe underwater.
I wuw you, too :smitten:Quote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Hahaha, I love you. :lol:
:D :DQuote:
Originally posted by PhilipJFry
I wuw you, too :smitten:
Oh dear god, they're actually at it in here now!
Nah, there would be more :hump: if we where...Quote:
Originally posted by Wolffe
Oh dear god, they're actually at it in here now!
Aint that sweet :P
I guess if these two are both lucid, that could result in easy lucid s-e-x, making it right on topic :D
Heh, maybe you'd prefer I be less blunt, Placebo?
LOL, funny... :D
Nope ;)Quote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Heh, maybe you'd prefer I be less blunt, Placebo?
I love to see you blush ... hehe
Wait...what?
Geez sounds like frys havin computo sex with that chick above me ROFL :cheers: cheers for forum sex HAH
Er....folks... There are some fish that have live young you know... Perhaps mermaids are one of those? Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the egg laying thing...
Even if they did lay eggs. Do any of you have a pond with goldfish? Preferably Koi? They don't seem to mind when they get all worked up. In fact, most male fish in the pond join in.
Ewww
We would? Nicceee! Looks like I have to make a trip to the US of A! :DQuote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Nah, there would be more :hump: if we where...
Erm.... what was he talking about with the fishys? eh...
HEY LOOK ITS A COW :dancingcow: HAHHAHAAH HH DANCING COW HHEHEHEE
Ha. It's pretty sad. No guy'll look twice at me in real life, but on Dream Views I get tons of action. :?
And I hate to break it to you, (Henrik, right?) but we probably wouldn't. :P I still love you though. :D
I wasn't serious with the trip if you got scared about that :D But yeah, we probably wouldn't, because I'm too shy (a great way to "save yourself").Quote:
Originally posted by Courtney
Ha. It's pretty sad. No guy'll look twice at me in real life, but on Dream Views I get tons of action. :?
And I hate to break it to you, (Henrik, right?) but we probably wouldn't. :P I still love you though. :D
How did you know my name, I think I only mentioned it once here :D