Easy lucid s-e-x

**Courtney Mae** · 05-06-2006 06:52 PM

Hahahaha! Little Mermaid: The Porno

**Wolffe** · 05-06-2006 07:59 PM

Im positive it's been done already, Courtney

**Dangeruss** · 05-07-2006 08:36 PM

would you like a link?

**Courtney Mae** · 05-08-2006 12:13 AM

Nah. I'm good.

**Flubly** · 05-08-2006 01:09 AM

Doing it with a mermaid would be the worst ever. She'd be super hot but would just lay eggs and you'd have to spew your stuff all over them. Talk about boring. But if spawning is your thing then...ok.

**PhilipJFry** · 05-08-2006 02:20 AM

Originally posted by Flubly
Doing it with a mermaid would be the worst ever. She'd be super hot but would just lay eggs and you'd have to spew your stuff all over them. Talk about boring. But if spawning is your thing then...ok.

She has a mouth, you know

**Courtney Mae** · 05-08-2006 02:31 AM

Originally posted by PhilipJFry

She has a mouth, you know

Hahaha, I love you.

**Distant Clone** · 05-08-2006 02:49 AM

Originally posted by PhilipJFry

She has a mouth, you know

And she can breathe underwater too

.

**Placebo** · 05-08-2006 05:00 AM

Originally posted by Courtney
Hahaha, I love you.

Lucky guy!

That's the cool thing about lucid sex - things can just work out without the discomfort and technicalities of reality. Eg... my leg can't get there because I'm too stiff, or my neck doesn't bend like that, or I can't breathe underwater.

**PhilipJFry** · 05-08-2006 01:57 PM

Originally posted by Courtney
Hahaha, I love you.

I wuw you, too

**Courtney Mae** · 05-08-2006 03:47 PM

Originally posted by PhilipJFry

I wuw you, too

**Wolffe** · 05-08-2006 05:48 PM

Oh dear god, they're actually at it in here now!

**Courtney Mae** · 05-09-2006 02:14 AM

Originally posted by Wolffe
Oh dear god, they're actually at it in here now!

Nah, there would be more

if we where...

**Placebo** · 05-09-2006 03:44 AM

Aint that sweet

I guess if these two are both lucid, that could result in easy lucid s-e-x, making it right on topic

**Courtney Mae** · 05-09-2006 04:12 AM

Heh, maybe you'd prefer I be less blunt, Placebo?

**JeX** · 05-09-2006 05:19 AM

LOL, funny...

**Placebo** · 05-09-2006 05:56 AM

Originally posted by Courtney
Heh, maybe you'd prefer I be less blunt, Placebo?

Nope

I love to see you blush ... hehe

**Courtney Mae** · 05-09-2006 03:34 PM

Wait...what?

**Roxas** · 05-09-2006 08:08 PM

Geez sounds like frys havin computo sex with that chick above me ROFL

cheers for forum sex HAH

**Seeker** · 05-09-2006 09:01 PM

Er....folks... There are some fish that have live young you know... Perhaps mermaids are one of those? Maybe you wouldn't have to worry about the egg laying thing...

Even if they did lay eggs. Do any of you have a pond with goldfish? Preferably Koi? They don't seem to mind when they get all worked up. In fact, most male fish in the pond join in.

**Wolffe** · 05-09-2006 09:26 PM

Ewww

**PhilipJFry** · 05-09-2006 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Courtney
Nah, there would be more if we where...

We would? Nicceee! Looks like I have to make a trip to the US of A!

**Roxas** · 05-10-2006 12:12 AM

Erm.... what was he talking about with the fishys? eh...

HEY LOOK ITS A COW

HAHHAHAAH HH DANCING COW HHEHEHEE

**Courtney Mae** · 05-10-2006 12:19 AM

Ha. It's pretty sad. No guy'll look twice at me in real life, but on Dream Views I get tons of action.

And I hate to break it to you, (Henrik, right?) but we probably wouldn't.

I still love you though.

**PhilipJFry** · 05-10-2006 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Courtney
Ha. It's pretty sad. No guy'll look twice at me in real life, but on Dream Views I get tons of action.

And I hate to break it to you, (Henrik, right?) but we probably wouldn't. I still love you though.

I wasn't serious with the trip if you got scared about that

But yeah, we probably wouldn't, because I'm too shy (a great way to "save yourself").

How did you know my name, I think I only mentioned it once here

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