Do not break the locks on the toilets

So I was in a dream doing something boring when I had to go to the bathroom. I rushed over to it and went inside the enormous room filled with endless rows of urinals and showers and whatnot, only the urinals had big locks on them that said "CLOSED." I checked the stalls, too, and they were locked up. It was like someone put big cages on them. I thought it looked funny and checked for lucidity.

Yay! I decreed, but instead of flying through the ceiling to begin a bunch of shinanigans I decided a much better use of my time would be to just bash the locks so I could take a freaking piss. Moments later though I woke up and found out I was actually wetting the bed!

Heed my warning. If the toilets in your dreams are missing, or locked away, or in any other way seem like they're not intended for public use, your body is probably trying to tell you something.

Haha. Yes, back when I had used water to wake myself for dream journaling rather than an alarm, I had a similar dream, only non-lucid. In order to use the bathroom, I had to fit an innertube on the seat, while holding a shotput. Didn't work out too well. I didn't wet the bed, but I did pee for a while. xD

Yeah I never go to the bathroom anymore in my dreams. Its definitely happened a few times.

Even worse though is what happened to me in first or second grade. I was having this dream and it started raining outside. I was like great, i'm thirsty, so I stuck my tongue out. A few seconds later, I said, "Wait a second, this isn't rain, its PEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

I woke up screaming to find that my brother who sleeps on the top bunk wet his bed and piss was dripping all over my face. I was soaked.

Haha I have also done this in a dream, when I was younger though. I had a dream where I was in a swimming pool (and trust me I have never done this in real life) but I couldn't hold it any longer and started peeing in the pool. That was a nice little surprise to wake up and find a pool of my own :p

One of my friends crapped his bed before

He must have been having a really messed up dream

Wow, I can imagine someone encountering no where to pee and just improvising, but a dump? I'm serious on my theory that the mind sets some symbolism up for us warning us not to in our dreams.

"Wait a second, this isn't rain, its PEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

That's hilarious. xD

Hahaha.

I piss in my dreams all the time, but never in waking. I wonder why that is? Those dreams aren't lucid though. Hahaha. My question to you is...if you're lucid...why do you need to take a piss in the first place? Hahaha. :D

Ah well we all gotta learn somehow ;)

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Yeah I never go to the bathroom anymore in my dreams. Its definitely happened a few times.

Even worse though is what happened to me in first or second grade. I was having this dream and it started raining outside. I was like great, i'm thirsty, so I stuck my tongue out. A few seconds later, I said, "Wait a second, this isn't rain, its PEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

I woke up screaming to find that my brother who sleeps on the top bunk wet his bed and piss was dripping all over my face. I was soaked.

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