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The Portal Device was the third stage of a three tier program set out by Cave Johnson on his deathbed in 1979, designed to guarantee his company's future. Up until this point Aperture Science had almost wholly concentrated on the research and development of shower curtains; Johnson thought that a device that could create "some kind of rip in the fabric of space...would help with the shower curtains I guess."
Anyway, one of my dream characters has helped me teleport various times. The first time, it was at a video store (where I became absorbed into the movie case). The second time, she asked me to pick where, and sent me there.