Summoning Chuck Norris?

haha.. any of you try to summon chuck norris before in a LD? I think i might try to tonight, but i'm afraid he might round-house kick me in the face, right out of my dream.. :shock:

Never, not like I would want to summon someone that weak though lol
Also, don't be afraid, its your dream!

I find this to be the most random thing ever.

Aaand now that I've read this thread, I'll prob dream about Chuck Norris, who I haven't had in my mind in any shape or form.. essentially.. EVER. :P

I will try it lol, but like you said, I am afraid to get kicked in the face and wake up. I dont think I can beat the ultimate source of power EVER made.:shock:

Lol.. no kidding, that guy is a striaght up monster.

You people amaze me. :)
If one was to summon Chuck Norris in a dream, they would have absolute control over him. It is the same with everything in dreams. If you see it, you are the master of it. If Chuck Norris does attack you, obliterate him. You are the master of Chuck Norris, not vice-versa.

Hm... just for the record, little after reading this I felt like killing Chuck Norris and actually did so in a lucid <.<
See? Nothing to fear!

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Originally Posted by Walms

Hm... just for the record, little after reading this I felt like killing Chuck Norris and actually did so in a lucid <.<
See? Nothing to fear!

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Originally Posted by Zval537

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Agreed.

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Originally Posted by Walms

Hm... just for the record, little after reading this I felt like killing Chuck Norris and actually did so in a lucid <.<
See? Nothing to fear!

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:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: :bowdown::bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

don't do it man. We've all been down that road :embarrassed:

I'd like to add that this is not a list of Chuck Norris jokes...

That are threads in off topic if you want to discuss Chuck Norris. Please stay on topic. This thread is only about creating a dream character. Nothing else.

Aww man. Hee hee hee, Chuck Norris...:)

You can't summon Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris summons you!

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Originally Posted by AngelZlayer

You can't summon Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris summons you!

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ok now I'm frustrated- I've posted a list of chuck norris LD proverbs that I wrote including the one you wrote above in this thread.. twice - someone keeps deleting them. Is this some silly moderator who's doing this? if so please stop and go away!

luckily after the first time I've saved them to MS word so here they are:

summoning chuck norris won't work because:

Spoiler for Grumble grumble...:

1.If chuck norris wakes up you disappear

2.We are all DC's in chuck norrises super vivid and stable dream that started 14 billion years ago

3.chuck norris is the only DC that won't disappear after you wake up

4.If you drink chuck norrises tears you will be stuck in the dream for ever, in a comatose state in RL

5.chuck norris can fail RC's in RL

6.once chuck norris had an FA. We are all in that FA

7.Stephen Laberge gained lucidity for the first time after chuck norris gave him a roundhouse leg kick

8.Remember when your dreams destabilize? that's when chuck norris enters your dreams and your mind can't handle it

9.You can't summon chuck norris- chuck norris summons you

10.the only thing that can defeat a chuck norris DC is only the real chuck norris

11."The Long of The Rings" and "The Matrix" are but extracts from one of chuck norrises DJ's

12.chuck norris can't use walking through walls as an RC for obvious reasons

13. the "old hag" syndrome is actually chuck norris drunk

14.chuck norris is the only person to bring back objects with him from dreams after waking up

15.chuck norris can roundhouse kick anyone straight into a WILD. Unfortunately it's permanent

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Originally Posted by yuriythebest

ok now I'm frustrated- I've posted a list of chuck norris LD proverbs that I wrote including the one you wrote above in this thread.. twice - someone keeps deleting them. Is this some silly moderator who's doing this? if so please stop and go away!

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Yea... That was me. Because this isn't a thread about Chuck Norris jokes...