This took me three hours to write.. Enjoy it dammit.
06.08.2011
Shapeshifting Into Optimus Prime & An F22 Raptor. (DILD)
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID
I slept inside a sleeping bag on top of a (deflated) air matress in the back of a truck, with a tarp over the top to keep rain out. Not comfortable at all, for those who know how truckbeds are grooved. Also was sharing the space with my dad, so there wasn't much room at all. This was incredibly painful every time I woke up at night as the mattress had leaked air and I felt the hard bed, but couldn't move or else wake him up. It was about 45 degrees overnight and very humid.
I was on a walkway made of cobblestone, with an outdoor walkway covering over it. To the right was a huge grass field as far as the eye could see -- covered in dew, bright green, and all the same size -- the legnth of mowed grass, but came to a point instead of obvious flat cuts. To the left were some two and three-story tall buildings, laid out like a school (jagged, blocky) but the building in the middle was a blue-grooved-aluminum-made warehouse three stories high with four windows at the top. There was a thick fog which made it nice and cool, very humid, and low visibility.
I was wearing black jeans and a turquoise plaid outer longsleeve shirt with a gray t-shirt under it. I had charcoal/white/turquoise Nike 6.0 shoes.
I unbuttoned my shirt and started running, holding the shirt by the buttons and spreading it out, as if flashing somebody. I ran faster and faster until finally I jumped and the wind caught the flaps of my jacket. I immediately gained altitude quickly and was about 70 feet up before I turned around and kept flying.
Dream skips
Now I was lucid. There was no sudden realization or feeling of excitement. It was like most of my lucids... it just happens. I was back at the same walkway with a friend I'll refer to as "Summer."
While I was lucid, I was unaware that the characters were not real people. One of the many different 'layers' of lucidity.
General Weaver and Tom & Hal Mason from Falling Skies were there on this walkway. They were discussing the alien base a few miles ahead.
We walked down this walkway and into the blue warehouse. On our way Weaver said "be careful, there's aliens out there." We went to the top floor and there was a locker room. Another person, whom I'll refer to as "Danielle" was there.
To every Danielle I know, you're all blonde, but this is not you. Lol.
She is about 115 pounds, 5'9 or 5'10, and has long blonde hair. She popped out from inside a locker behind some jackets, totally nude.
I looked to the right and Summer was totally nude as well. And so was I.
We knew it was a total maze to get to the third floor so we weren't too worried. We locked the door just in case, to give us enough time to put clothes on or hide.
I opened up the Garry's Mod Spawn Menu in my HUD (err... immediate vision) and spawned two elongated blast doors.
I have no clue how the hell my brain came up with this whole dream, but it was pretty frickin' hilarious and epic. All parts of it, even this one.
Keep in mind that I'm not aware the people aren't real at the time and I'm going with the flow of the dream because it seemed interesting. It sure was. I am still lucid, but anaware they are just my imagination. So, when hot girls I know start fooling around and I get offered up, I take it.
Danielle went off to the far right window and started hooking up with some guy. I went to the second window, and Summer went to the third. I looked at Summer and I saw only her face taking up the left 75% of my vision (as if it were a professional photo)
Out of nowhere a big black penis gets rammed in her mouth. This thing is like 9x2 inches. She had trouble fitting it. She's making an awful lot of slurping noises with it, spit dripping everywhere.
"Well, she's sure suckin' some major dick isn't she?" I said.
From behind me came a voice -- that of a mixed female with a sassy attitude who's ready to get her fuck on.
"nnhah... you damn right she is." *giggle*
I turned around and there was a sort of Rihanna lookalike, but shorter with bigger boobs. She is laying down on the floor with her back elevated, looking at me.
Spoiler for Bigger Lulz' and more vulgar descriptions.. you've been warned. Hilarity is here.:
So, obviously, being a dream, it doesn't quite work out the way it should. Well, the sex worked out way better than expected, but... her vagina was hollow. (isn't that normal?) Well yeah, but it's like I was only feeling the top portion of it and she had a huge hole inside her stomach. I felt like I had a million miles more space below.
Oh well, still felt good.
In about twenty seconds I finish and we go at it once again instantly. (My dreams are kinda nice in the fact that it really only takes 20 seconds and she's always happy. No, I'm not that bad irl. Lol.)
After about twenty more seconds I finish again.
Well, that was interesting.
Dream skips
I am in clothing again, still the same clothes. I fly down into the walkway and see a girl and her mother. I answered some sort of question the girl asked and the mother seemed happy I did.
"Mommy he can fly!" she said.
"Yeah that's nice honey. Come on now."
I started running toward the other end of the walkway. She looked, just to itch that curiousity of disbelief to see if I could actually do it. I started running fast and faster pulling my outer shirt open again. I jumped and WHOOSH. Wind caught my shirt and I flew up and forward. I turned around and the mother was incredibly impressed and smiling. I had a little trouble controlling it as it was directed by wind (only for schemata purposes) and for a couple seconds I was randomly moving due to random wind. I quickly fixed this issue.
I flew back down and landed upside on a walkway covering support pole just before she turned a corner. Just like Spider-Man does when he goes to kiss Mary-Jane.
She freaked out.
"NO DON'T KISS ME YOU FUCKIN' PERV!"
"No don't worry ma'am I won't!"
"GET AWAY!"
I climbed down and started running once more to takeoff... and started flying again. I flew up about 100 feet this time. It was incredibly humid and I flew at speeds of around 90mph. It was a perefect 65 degrees or so with humidity and wind when I flew as I was wearing two shirts and pants and shoes.
I hovered upright then went up a bit and looked out into the field. "WOW, IT'S SO VIVID!" I thought. "THIS IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. WHAT A WONDERFUL DREAM."
*caps lock necessary
With all the intense excitement I never woke up. The dream never even faded, and I never even thought about it happening. The clarity just got better and better. I could see the dew on the grass from 100 feet up and all the blades with intense color without my glasses. The fog was still heavy but it made for great environment. I flew around, enjoying myself for a bit.
Not the same environment, but that's literally how I was flying -- although I had my shirt flipped out in my hands when I moved forward at great speeds. With hovering I just let it sit on me normally.
Dream skips
I am just off the end of my "runway" looking toward it. I shapeshift into Optimus Prime (that's right, bitches!)
You have absolutely NO idea how weird/epic it is when your body creates a nervous system for this 20-foot-tall (in the dream) mechanical transformers body made of metals and electricity and gears.
A radio signal came in through my new mech body.
"zchzchchzchzcchhhh.... Optimus... the evil boss is planning to attack."
"Autobots... Transform!" I said. I even had the Optimus voice.
I didn't turn into a semi-truck, and the Autobots didn't necessarily fit either. I hovered up into the air then transformed into an F22 raptor, as did all my little Autobots.
We flew over at incredibly fast speeds forward -- as if I took off from my "runway" and never turned. It was foggy, and we flew above it. I originally had a cockpit view, but I got rid of the cockpit and had just the HUD -- elevation, wingspan, reticle, etc.
We reached a huge asian looking base on a floating island and a ton of aircraft came out. The next ten minutes was epic dogfights with my new mechanical F22 Raptor nervous system (movement and senses.)
I'm really liking this shapeshifting thing. And flying. And not even for animal forms... but mechanical. ;)
Musical Entry to come on this dream soon... It's dubstep, in Optimus Prime form!
08-08-2011, 04:26 AM
jarrhead
Edited -- spoilers weren't working properly, wasn't arranged same as my original DJ entry, and corrected "Decepticons" to "Autobots."
08-08-2011, 10:52 AM
Dark_Merlin
That is so thoroughly epic! :panic:
I can't wait to try something similar :D
08-08-2011, 10:55 PM
Heart
:P Very enjoyable.
08-10-2011, 11:09 AM
Arch
I love the idea of transforming, the most Ive done is turn my left hand to stone... sort of.
10-01-2011, 09:27 PM
dreamerJon23
I'd love to do this. I need to practice morphing as my goal for TOTM is to be Zeus. Great dream.
10-02-2011, 04:30 AM
jarrhead
Hell, I need to have lucids first.
10-02-2011, 06:47 AM
Naiya
Awesome, just awesome!
I know another guy who transformed into a Prime in his lucid. Apparently, he has leather interior inside. And a mini fridge! :chuckle:
10-02-2011, 04:24 PM
Zoth
It really looked like an action movie, I was quite excited reading what was happening especially when you transformed into optimus prime :lol:
10-04-2011, 03:21 AM
jarrhead
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Originally Posted by Naiya
Awesome, just awesome!
I know another guy who transformed into a Prime in his lucid. Apparently, he has leather interior inside. And a mini fridge! :chuckle:
Haha! That's awesome. I wasn't controlling Optimus though.. I WAS him, and I was the mechanical body, with a nervous system and touch and everything. Pretty epic.
10-04-2011, 03:21 AM
jarrhead
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Originally Posted by zoth00
It really looked like an action movie, I was quite excited reading what was happening especially when you transformed into optimus prime :lol:
Thanks! Glad to hear that!
10-19-2011, 07:33 AM
Oneironaut Zero
Good stuff, man! :thumbup:
I love Transformer dreams. They are usually just so incredibly bad ass. I also liked the part where you landed above the woman and she freaked out and called you a perv because she thought you were going to kiss her. Lmao. The random 9x2" BBC from nowhere was pretty funny, too. Rofl.
10-30-2011, 12:33 AM
jarrhead
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Originally Posted by Oneironaut
The random 9x2" BBC from nowhere was pretty funny, too. Rofl.
As interesting and as wrong as that sounds, that has got to be one of my favorite memories of all time. haha.
