The oddest dream I've had in a while.

Written just after I woke up a few nights ago.


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The earliest thing I can remember is seeing a humvee going through a jungle....it was going at very fast speeds with some things chasing it(Not sure what). There was music too.Then the scene changed. I was in walmart and I had a baby that was just born. It was attatched by its umbilical cord to a clock. an alarm clock. No one could detach it. I saw a girl there too, and we talked for a while about the baby/alarm clock thing.(*1). Then I remember being in some casino type place, and they had shows where to get in you had to drain water from the room (An underwater casino maybe?)...I drained it and I did something that phased me out of the world and let me see things like eagle vision(*2), and other people couldnt see me so I just walked right in and didnt have to pay. then a movie started playing and it was that humvee in the jungle from the earlier part of my dream....but this time other things were going on, like exploding stuff (helicopters)_ and there was one general that tried to explode his helicopter and send the blades flyng off into the air but it did nothing at all. Like it didnt explode, and everyone was laughing at him for his failed attempt.

I also remember at some point walking into my house and seeing sweets everywhere and filling myself up on these sweets like a fatass . I made no bake cookies the night before and I have been trying to eat healthy...Maybe this is related.

*1 = I almost had a serious relationship with this girl that I saw in my dreams. We flirted for a long time, and when I asked her out she said she had feelings for someone else. I stopped worrying about her. We haven't talked for 4 weeks.
*2 = Eagle Vision...Like in Assassin's Creed. It somewhat makes sense, as I've been playing the game recently. Watch this if you still don't understand - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6PI3d06m0I

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The thing that seems the weirdest is the newly born baby attached to a clock. Any ideas on what it could mean?

40 views, 0 replies? Someone has to have gotten some kind of odd message from this.

my weirdest dream is too long to tell, so i'll tell you one of my other weird dreams.

my grandma took me to a tea party, and i got really bored so i went outside. my great uncle doug (who was actually dead the at the time i dreamt this) was standing at the top of a hill, and there were heaps of giant bananas growing from the ground. then my grandma came outside and was holding an infant "sippy cup" full of mashed banana and chocolate chips, and she told me it was from one of the bananas on the hill. i drank some and it tasted like milk (despite the fact that i wasnt eating anything in real life, i could still taste it). then there was an earthquake so i tried to hide on top of a table, but put my hands underneath it, as though i was riding a horse, when one of the giant bananas started rolling down the hill. then i jumped off the table but still had my hand on it for some reason, when the banana landed on my thumb, waking me up. for the rest of that week, i had a sore thumb.

can somebody please explain the meaning of this dream?