Don't know what to make of this... help?

This is my dream.

A friend of mine has a lot of houses, so naturally in my dream my friends and I were at one of these houses. Only thing is, this house was a shithole, and his places are usually pretty nice. It was in a shit neighborhood so to spice things up we invited over a bunch of friends.
One of the people we invited over was a girl who i have known for over 10 years, and she is bangin. So fine. But I think in all my years of knowing her, I think I might've spoken to her once.
During the party we end up making out, which was nice because I am a fat, shitty bearded piece of shit. But then the party ended and she left, which is lame, but I can handle it, right?
Wrong. She left and I shit my pants all over my friends house. Then I woke up.

What the fuck happened?

Oh, and in case any of you were wondering, this was actually a legitmate dream. I couldn't make this up if I tried.