I'm glad I was freaked out enough last night to write this one down, even though I was falling asleep with pen in hand, because I couldn't recall it now if you asked me to. But if anybody can tell me what it means I'd appreciate it. Basically what I wrote was....

Just had a dream where I was swapping body parts with an older, freakier guy. (I think I may have swapped my foot and penis) but when I tried to find them again, I got no help from the guy. I had to make sure they were mine, by features that are exclusive to my body parts.

That's probably the freakiest dream I've had in a long time; and I have freaky dreams often - my mind likes to wander to crazy places! I'd especially like to know wtf it means for me to have swapped my penis and then go looking for it again because that's just fucking weird!!!!!!!!