3rd strangest dream ever

In this dream I am a the exercise convention and contest were people are trying to out exercise one another. I continue looking for my mom till I decide to leave. by the exit I meet a girl who knows me and we decide to go off and have sex but first we wonder wee this is going to happen. we have to go through a necessary that's also a compound and eventualy i become bacon and a black guy{a very chris rockf-ishoperson} whos over excited about being eaten. then some people come up to me and decide whether they want me or not and I act as if I am more complementing them on their choices. eventaly a guy wants someone wants to put me on ham with shrimp and I get really excited the thing is though plot twist I was in a pet shop the hole time.