Haunted House

This is kind of a messed up dream, but last night i dreamt that i was walking through a haunted house with my friend's little sister. We ended up going back the way we came (through the entrance) because we were too scared to go through the rest. But then, after i brought her back through the front, i decided to walk through it agian, this time, all the way through. It was pretty scary but i knew it was just an act. In one little scene through the haunted house, there were black lights and this freak with all these peircings jumped on me and was trying to be scary. I laughed at him and showed him my tounge ring. Then he was like trying to seduce me. And then i remember a guy telling me that it was going to get more scary because this little girl decided to join the haunted house team, and was going to jump out behind rocks and stuff. I also remember seeing an advertizment about a nude haunted house. not quite sure what that meant, but then at the end my friends mom called me and said i had to give that little girl (the one who would be jumping out behind rocks) a ride home...and i remember telling her "are you sure we're talking about the right girl here?" and i didn't know how to get her home. And i felt irresponsible.

I think this dream was all a bunch of gibberish, but maybe there's some things in her that stand out and can be interpreted.

You know these days how the govn't is trying to get everyone to join the army and stuff, well in reality this guy keeps trying to call me and get me to join the army ( i swear once you give them any hint that you might be interested they're on you like flies on shit) and in my dream i was going to meet up with this army guy and he was in my car and i went into my house to tell my parents that i was going to go with him or whatever. And i looked all over my house for my parents. Finally i peeked out the front window and looked at my car to where the army guy was and he was in the driver's seat (where i'm supposed to sit becuase it's my car!) and he was like banging on my dashboard. And then i saw my dad! he was like the size of my thumb and he was on the window ledge outside the window i was looking and he was trying to talk to me but i couldn't hear him because he was outside. weird huh?