Thread: Fighting In A Mall

At the beginning of the dream I was at the mall with a friend, during day time. We were looking at stuff, and we heard that someone had died. There were lots of cool swords in it, and I told my friend we would steal them and run away from there quickly, while the mall's workers were busy. But some guy working at the mall came by, so I put about 20 swords I was carrying down, and my friend put down the stuff he was carrying too. Now it was declared through a speaker that the guy who caught us had been declared the King of England (wtf?).

Now time had been fastforwarded from day to night, and I was standing right outside. There was a small stable with a female horse there, and I started to fuck her. After that I went in, and noticed everything was chaotic. I picked up a large claymore, encountered the guy who had caught me and my friend stealing earlier, and I rewarded him by cutting his head off as he was running away.

I walked further into the shop, and saw a huge black guy (~7ft, ~400 pounds) wielding a large broadsword. He pushed me down at first, and then tried to strike me with his broadsword, but he missed my head with an inch or so. I was lying on the ground, blocking each of his strikes with the blade of my sword. Eventually after defending myself from several of his strikes, I managed to get up and thrusted my sword into his chest.

After I had killed the black giant, several small robots with knifes, saws and sharp tools attached to them started to attack me. I hit them with the sword, destroying them, and my friend appeared and destroyed some of them aswell. Now we went up to a platform between four trees inside the mall. Now big (at the size of a football) cyborg-bumblebees started to attack us. At this time I woke up.