Weird Sexual Dream

Hello, Newbie alert!

Glad to have found this forum as I dream every night, normally the same dream last throughout the night, I can wake up, then go back to sleep and pick up on where my dream left off. I can sometimes control my dreams too. I dream about all sorts of things, if I lay in bed and think about my dream when I wake up I can remember it all. If I get straight up I forget about it, unless it is a very vivid dream. Sounds strange but I really enjoy dreaming, most of the time :) I have a few recurring dreams that bother me about 2 things. Water (rivers, lakes, flooding,etc) the second thing is stairs/ladders which are difficult to climb up when I'm nearly at the top, like there will be a big gap I have to climb up, the last step will be really high, or the bannister/railings will me dangerous/missing. I always do manage to get to the top though :) I've had the 2 above themes throughout my dreams since a teenager, I'd like to know what they do mean :) But these aren't the reason I felt compelled to find more about my dreams. The dream I had last night did! It was really weird! And as follows:

I'm in my bedroom getting changed, I have people waiting at my front door as we are going out somewhere. I take my skirt off look down and I have two penis'! I'm aware I still have my vagina below these in it's usual place. In my dream I am really shocked by the two new additions, but quite excited about them! I'm don't want anyone to know about these so I shout out to whoever is at the front door that I'm no longer coming out and they go. I've decided in my dream I am going to stay home and er 'play' with my new tackle! which I do for what seems ages and they grow really hard and really long, so long I'm able to easily put them in my mouth!

That's it, I wake up. (I had a giggle to myself about it, but where on earth did my mind get this from?!)

I quite often have normal sex dreams, but nothing like this!