Interpretation Needed!! Please!!!

I'm usually good at interpretating my own dreams, but this ones got me. Sorry it's a bit long, but it was really vivid.

I was hanging out with my best bud and in my dream she was single (not in RL... she's got a gf of 6/7 yrs) and she was dragging me with her to go see her kid. It was like an agency for single parents to see their kids. A huge building, given a ticket for your floor and when you reach there, there's a button to press and hey presto, your kid appears. Yet, the kids appear from down the u-bend of a toilet??? O_O rather odd >_>

So anyways, my mates having a blast with her kid, but then she had to go somewhere and she left me with this toddler that looked more like a paper cut out of a doll. Well anyways, it had chocolate and i wasn't sharing. Moving on, and i'd found something awesome to play with. Feathers! How wonderful! And i think it was some sort of weird feathery bookmark i was trying to make. Well anyways, a friend i know from college is floating around and she's heavily pregnant, just about to burst in fact. My best bud is still here, minus her kid, and she's dressed like an officer and apparently she's the birth co-ordinator... very similar to a wedding planner >_> So there i am, i've found some absolutely brilliant feathers!! Long twisting dark greens, dark blues with jewels in them... they're going to be my bookmark. I'm very engrossed in what i'm doing when Laura (the heavily pregnant, straight of school college friend) wanders off into the loo and screams. Everyone looks up and someone shouts: "Whats wrong!!??" as if she's about to die. "Waters broke!" Laura screams back. Sigh of relief from everyone, she's not dying, my mate the birth co-ordinater rushes to the bathroom, yells: "I got it covered!" and closes the door behind her. And back to my feathery bookmark making i go. Honestly... someones having a kid - leave me out of it.

Moments later and my mate runs out the bathroom, tidying, ushing people and explains we all have to go to hospital now. What for? Who knows, Laura's already had the kid, everything went well. Meanwhile, a teacher runs into another bathroom to check the mirror, a youth of a man runs in and pushes him over for a laugh. We all laughed. But really, back to whats going on and i'm having to be prized away from my feathers, you wont believe the annoyance... i mean... my friggin bookmark!! I'm putting all this effort into this friggin bookmark! It's not even finished yet, and i gotta stop making it for some kid??? Well, i take the thing with me dont i? Blowing it while walking to make the glue dry.

Oh, yeah, we're walking btw. Laura's just had a kid, that now looks like a toddler in a blue cardigan and blonde hair... It's called Mary, btw, and yeah, all these people, and laura, and me, and my bud the birth co-ordinater, as well as the teacher and the youth that kicked him over... we're all on this march to the hospital. And i'm still clinging to this half-made pure perfection of a feathery bookmark.

Very strange indeed :-/

You are currently entertaining an unreal expectation/idea (the paper doll).? OR Children cannot be “real” for you at this time (the paper doll).? Your subconscious associated young kids with toilets... (that’s ok, I also do that sometimes...ROFL) OR Maybe "your child comes down the u-bend of a toilet" is an association with the birthing process...?


You have been preoccupied with body image/clothes/tattoos or something along this line (the beautiful feathers).? This preoccupation was very important to you and you wanted to share it/or influence others with it (making the feathery bookmark for someone else)? Your comment “half-made pure perfection” is your personal definition of your body image that you are subconsciously working on (the feathers).

You have concerns about some new event/new idea/new something (new baby) that the is coming? OR You have been thinking about childbirth/feminine issues and your subconscious is replaying the thoughts about babies.

A secret person/or secret idea (the unidentified youth) comes from out of the blue and assaults a teacher and you laughed. This secret person/secret idea is someone in your group of friends as seen by the fact that he/it is forced to march to the hospital with the others. Are you the secret person that knocked over the teacher or are you harboring some resentment toward a male teacher? Is this a male friend of yours retaliating for you against the teacher.? OR Maybe you had recently witnessed some type of assault on television/ games and your subconscious just drug up this assault . OR Maybe it has real meaning. You know the answer.

The authority figure (birthing coach) orders everyone to march to the hospital (area to heal or a scary place where you don’t have much control), even though you think it is unnecessary. This shows that you have thoughts or disagreements/resentment with the birthing coach but you go along with her ideas.? Why does the birthing coach force your group of friends to go to a healing place OR to a place where possibly scary, out-of-your control events will happen? OR Perhaps the birthing coach is just a very “motherly” person and wants to ensure the health of the post-delivery friend and/or the health of your group and/or YOUR health? You know this answer.

I have no idea about the new child (new idea/new event/new something) being called Mary, but you referred to her (the new idea/new event/new something) as an “it”.? What is an "it"? You know this answer.

Hope this helped.
Liz