Spoof's DJ

I guess that it is finally time for me to start a DJ online. (I am getting sick of writing in my actual paper journal)

5-5-06

LUCID DREAM
I started in a house with one of my old teachers. They were watching their kid get into a car. I was all of a sudden lucid. I don't even know how. Anyways, I decided to fly because I had olny done it two times before and loved it. 8) I was still in the building, so I thought that I would just fly through the wall. This didn't work that well because as soon as I hit the wall, I got stuck. I was slowly moving through it. I finally popped out onto the ground in front of my church. A bunch of my friends were there. I was telling them that we should all fly. I got up into the air with no problem, except for the fact that I kept slowly floating down. I solved the floating problem then thought that it would be a good idea to throw one of my friends at my church. I picked him up (he was really light) and threw him at the church. He slowly floated over and then when he hit the building, he went richocheting away fast. I had a sudden urge to be by some tall buildings then, so I went flying off to go find some. Everywhere around me was flat ground. I flew really fast with one of my friends because I challenged them to a race. It was hard at first to fly fast, but I soon got the hang of it. I finally saw a bridge and was almost at it when the dream ended or something because I don't remember anything after that.

Non-lucid
I was at a wierd boarding school type thing. I was telling my friends about my flying LD. I had to go take a shower because I had just woken up. (I guess that that is why I don't remember what happened at the end of the LD.) I went over to the shower area and found one of my friends. I decided that I didn't want to take a shower. I heard a bell ring, meaning that I had five minutes to get to class. I ran across the shipyard :?: and got into the school building by one of my friends. I was following him because I did not know how to get to my class. I got into the class just in time. I then realized that it was the wrong class because the teacher was asking why I was there.

5-6-06

Tonight I didn't get any sleep because my friend and I played video-games all night. Hopefully tomorrow I will have something to type. 8)

5-7-06

I do not remember any dreams today. Maybe it is because I was too tired yesterday. :sleeping:

5-8-06

LUCID DREAM
I was playing halo in a level. I was actually in the level when I somehow became lucid. The first thing that I did was look at a mirror. There didn't seem to be anything wrong with it, except that I didn't dee my own reflection. I walked over by it and decided that I wanted to change the dreamscape by walking through the mirror. I first touched it with my finger. It went through. I then walked through it. I saw blackness. I told myself that when I turned around, I would see my dreamscape. I turned around, and there it was. I was to far away from it, though, so I closed my eyes and pictured in my head where I wanted to be. I had to do this a couple of times because I kept appearing in the wrong spot. I finally got the right spot, then went on in a low level of lucidity, shooting people from halo in the head with a sniper rifle. :sniper:

Non-lucid
I was at a gas station buying a propel. I couldn't seem to find the right one. I left the station and realized that I had to work at the school for a play. I ran to the school and one of my friends were there. I saw one of my water bottles, also. I talked to my friend for a little bit about how to do the lighting and sound board. He then walked away. I went to the light booth (where that auditorium lights are controlled) and saw a couple of laptops and my boss. I asked her to leave and she did. I then ran away and found a janitor.

Non-lucid
I was in my room at my house and my fruend kept stealing cookies from me. My brother was helping me fix my laptop. I finally got sick of my friend stealing the cookies :mad: that I hid them.

5-9-06

Non-lucid
I was at my grandma's house with my mom. We were in the bathroom brushing our teeth. I went outside and found my cousin. We started to swing on the swingset.

Non-lucid
I was at my high school. One of friends was there. We were in a science classsroom with some bunsen burners. We had to heat up a cookie. It was very weird. After that, we went to the cafeteria to eat some chicken patties. There were a lot of people in the cafeteria. [/b]

5-10-06

Non-lucid
I was at my house and had to run to my school. It didn't take that long to do. When I got there, I went to the auditorium. I went up to the light booth and none of the lights worked. It was all disco-like.

5-11-06

Non-lucid
I was playing DOA4 and doing really bad. Everyone was ganging up on me and I had no chance to hit anything.

Non-lucid
I was at my grandma's house with two of my friends. It was easter and I could not find any eggs. My friend tackled me after I told him that there were no eggs. I ran away and sat on a swinging bench.

Non-lucid
I was in an orphanage with my laptop. It was kind of scary because lots of the guardians had very messed up faces.

Non-lucid
I was at my house about to go to school. The bus came earlier than usual and I almost missed it. I got to school and went to the band room even though I am not in band. I had a flute with only two of the three pieces. All of a sudden I got teleported to a place that had a lot of suckers.

5-12-06

Non-lucid
I was at my church being confirmed again. Some one came by me and grabbed me and would not let go. I hit him and ran into a pew.

Non-lucid
I was at school in my brother's car. He got in and started to drive away to some place that I did not want to go. I started to yell at him to stop the car. He did and I went back to the school. Once I got there I saw two of my friends waiting for the grand march at prom to start. They both had cameras.

Non-lucid
I was at my house with a friend. My xbox 360 was there and we played DOA4 on it for a while. It was like I was actually in the game. When we were done, I got back out. We went on a bed and had a pillow fight which I won.

5-13-06

Non-lucid
I was at my house with my brother. I was doing very good at DOA4. My bro kept yelling at me to get up the stairs. I never did.

Non-lucid
I was in call of duty 2. I had a wierd weapon. I had to run around and try to kill the other people. I shot people and they did not die. It was dumb because I could not reload.

Non-lucid
I was flying a house around a city. I kept ducking in it and hitting people with projectiles. It was fun to do. I then went into a war with someone and kept hitting them.

5-14-06

Non-lucid
I was in a street with some girls. It was very dark and there were a lot of houses nearby. I went to one of the houses and saw a friend of mine inside. I didn't go inside, though. I went to my school with the girls and started to play a wierd video game.

Non-lucid
I was in a very open house. The walls were not painted at all and the sun was filtering through the room. I was in a closet playing some weird games on my laptop. I all of a sudden though to go to my friends house. I knew that I had to ask my parents first, though. I did and they said that I could go. I just showed up at my friend's house and walked in.

5-15-06

Non-lucid
I was in a middle school locker room with my friend and another girl. My friend was playing some of my music. He kept switching songs very fast. The girl just sat there and did nothing. I yelled at my friend for taking my stuff.

Non-lucid
I had a green laser pointer. It was not working, so I went online to see what the problem was. The internet was not working. I went to a store and it turned into a large maze. I had to do a bunch of challenges to get my laser to work. In one of them, I had to throw bombs at some moving rocks to get them to not hit a wall. When I got back to my house, my laser was working.

5-15-06

Non-lucid
I was at my house getting ready to go to work. My stepmom was going to drive me there. I had to get some pants on and she just drove off without me. She came back and brought me to work. I got into the school building and went to the tech room. It was very different than usual. Some of my friends were there.

Non-lucid
I was playing a cool racing game that you would actually play as yourself. I went down huge hills and tried not to get touched by the other team. I usually never did because I was too fast for them. My team always got touched except for me.

Non-lucid
I was at my old house and my dad was trying to teach me how to weld with a very weird welder. He gave me a quick demo and told me to try it. He left. I tried to weld and it was not working. I left the welding place and went outside. I saw a huge basketball hoop suspended above the water. I started to clean the place up.

5-17-06

None to report. :cry:

5-18-06

None to report. :shakehead2:

5-19-06

None to report. :mad:

5-20-06

Non-lucid
I was at a cofee shop and was drinking as much cofee as I could. I usually never drink cofee. I was trying to get more and more and I remember feeling this very intense want of cofee. Very weird.

Non-lucid
I was playing halo 2, but I was actually in the game. I was shooting a bunch of people and the game ended. We were in the postgame lobby and then it was over.

5-21-06

Non-lucid
I was in a very nice hotel. I was in my bed and pulling the curtain over myself. I then booted up my laptop and found that there were a bunch of programs that I never had before were on my desktop. I put the laptop down and looked out the window. It was dark and storming. I heard some dogs barking and tried to go to sleep. I was not able to.

Non-lucid
I had to run to my house from school. I wasn't even out of breath when I got to my house two miles away. My block was very different and it was raining. There were less trees than before. My neighbors were outside and they were playing soccer.

5-23-06

Non-lucid
I was telling some people about a trance that I had went into earlier in reality. I was telling them how my leg just like spazzed out and I was jolted out of the trance.

Non-lucid
I was with a friend. We were on a metal raft on a lake of water. I was on first, but when he got on, the raft sunk to the bottom of the lake and when it hit the bottom, I heard some of my favorite songs. I was still attached to the raft while this was happening. I would bob to the surface and this procedure would keep going on like three more times. On the last time, I was flung from the raft and got mad at my friend. I was down the lake and tried to go looking for my friend. I saw him and started to chase him. I lost him then saw that He was right behind me. I ran as fast as I could. I got to the edge of a cliff and jumped. It was beautiful. As I jumped, I'd say about 100 feet over the water, I saw some awesome flowers. They were swirling all over the place over the water. I hit the water, but did not go under. I then saw a girl floating on the flowers.

Non-lucid
I had a pistol that shot nails. I was in a trench above a fair. Many of my friends were in the trench with me and had the same guns. I shot someone and they did not even get hurt. The nail just bounced of of them. One of my friends asked me how to write a graduation card. I said that I did not know.

Banana phone

5-24-06

Non-lucid
I was playing halo 2 at the level named midship. I had a whole bunch of mods. I could walk through walls and superjump. I went into a lift and got to the top of the level. I was kind of like the silent cartographer cavern in the regular halo. I was then teleported to a different level and could also superjump. I got to the top of the level and walked around while shooting people.

Non-lucid
I was in the old gym at my school. It was very scary. I wouldn't call it a nightmare, but it was still scary. My mom was with me and we were trying to run away from a bunch of evil spirits. They kept picking me up and hitting me. It was weird.[/b]

I am going with a different format for my DJ from now on to make it easier. :content:
Black - Regular
Blue - Lucid Dream
Red - Verge of Lucidity
Purple - Notes

1-12-07 (The day is the day that I wake up from sleep)

I decided to try FILD in the middle of the night. I tried, but it didn't work, so I fell asleep with my fingers moving because I read somewhere that it keeps a part of your brain awake. Also, I was thinking about lding all day and reading the site before bed and "knew" that I was going to LD instead of "thinking" that I would. This must have worked because it resulted in my first LD since like a month.

I am in a very large steel hanger. There are wavy water effects everywhere. I see a bunch of ledges on the walls of the hanger and decide that it would be fun to jump over to them and launch off. I do so by grabbing onto a ledge and hanging off, then pulling myself up very hard. I do that for awhile, then find a friend. I walk with him for a little bit in side of the hanger. I see a huge mechanical machine that has a place for me to put something in. I find a large rock and jump up to the top of the machine where the hole is. My friend is like, "Put it in there." I put it in and a bike comes out the other side, which leads to the outside world. We then walk to the large hanger door to open it. When we get by it, it opens up to reveal like 10 combine soldiers from half-life 2. We own them with assorted weapons that I don't know where we got. Once they are all dead, we go outside. I find the bike on the ground and think about going incredibly fast on it, but don't because I notice the scenery. It is beautiful. There is a nice orange sunset in the sky, and on the ground are a whole bunch of wheat stalks that are taller than me, with some farm silos to the right and left. I just look at the scenery for awhile, then think to try to increase my lucidity.(My first time trying) I look at my hand and some of the creases are a bit blurred, so I look away and yell, "INCREASE LUCIDITY!!!" as loud as I can. Nothing much happened so I am like whatever and notice another of my friends by me. I look at the silo to my right and tell my friends that I am going to have a flying race to it. I try to fly, but I keep on slowly floating down to the ground and my friends win. I do my stupid little float-hop over to them and see a burning stick on top of a roof. I put it into a well so nothing will burn when it hits the well, I think that I lose my lucidity.

Tonight I did the same as last night, but got no LD. Oh well. I have another shot tonight and have been doing RCs all the time. Also, I have started to try to be aware all the time.

1-13-06

- I remember I was with my mom at her house, but that is all.

- My friend was listening to some infected mushroom music, I think

All of my RCs must have started to pay off because last night in one of my dreams I actually did an RC because I noticed that something was odd. That is the first time that I have done that in a dream.

School Bus

1-14-06

I am at my house in the morning getting ready for school. Both my parents are up, which is somewhat odd. I go outside to open up the garage door, and hear my bus. I am not ready at all, so I run inside my house and get some shoes on. I run back outside and try to flag sown my bus to stop it. I doesn't stop and skids very fast on the 1 foot of snow that was on the ground. I realize that it is strange that the bus did that and do a nose RC. I can't breathe through my nose, so I think that it is not a dream. :? I don't remember the rest.

School Sabers

I am at my school waiting by my aunt's car. My aunt, and three of my cousins are in the auditorium watching a play. I am just chilling outside by the car and looking around at people. I see a house with a ton of lights on the front. Some of the lights spell out a word. The word was LUCID. :eek: I don't seem to notice that it was a whole opportunity is spelled out on the window in front of me and look into the car that I am by. I see like five light sabers in it. My aunt and cousins are coming back and I want to impress them with a light saber :content: I can't get one out of the car and that is all I remember.

I could not fall asleep last night. I don't know why. I went to bed at 9:30 and fell asleep around 1:00. I think I psyched myself out about LDing because I kept thinking of how my not falling asleep would affect my LDing ability of that night.

1-15-06

The Bull

I am at my grandma's house and it is very dark out. I am in the room that my cousin's and I always hang out in. All of the furniture is moved around and the room is a bit smaller that normal. I go outside and there is a huge cargo container to my right. (Like the one on ships) All of a sudden, a bull comes charging out of the front of the house to where I am. In front of the house are a set of stairs. I dodge the bull, and it just keeps coming. I keep dodging it. One time that it was coming for me, I jumped really high and on top of the house. It got up there somehow, so I got off of the house and onto the cargo container. There was someone that I do not know up there with a sniper and spotting scope. I lay down beside him so that the bull cannot see me. That is all.

1-16-07

Tonight I tried telling myself to wake up after each dream that I had because my recall isn't that great when I wake up. It worked. I woke up at 1:30 or somewher near and remembered a dream. I never wrote it down, though, because I just didn't want to. I think that I was paranoid about not getting enough sleep. I also woke up at 3 something and 5:30.

Oblivion

I was playing the game Oblivion, but was actually inside of the game. (Last night I was reading about it) I just got the new expansion pack, and was looking for the gate to the insane area. I was on top of a very large hill, and there was some water on the bottom. I saw the gate on the other side. Also, trees are everywhere. I go to the bottom of the hill, jumping the way down. I don't jump too high because I am afraid that I might take damage or die. When I hit the water, I go in and it is clear, kind of like a glitch or something. I see the bottom of the pond perfectly and there is a sword and a random assortment of bones. I go to the sword and pick it up. The pile of bones just lays there and I move on my way. When I get out of the pond, the gate is just a little ways ahead of me. I go into the little tunnel that the gate is in and see two mirrors. I pass right by the first one, but on the second one, I see what my mind is telling me is my house, even though it is not my real one. I walk into the second mirror, and my mom is in the room. She is telling me to stop playing the game and take a shower. I stop playing and get a towel. When I look outside, I see the exact landscape of the game.

Fragment

My brother is driving me around a city that I remember from a game that I have recently played. I remember that we go under a bridge and that it is dark out. It is kind of from Burnout and SIN Episodes: Emergence