robot that is lucid 01 started a dream journal... mechanically!

[robot that is lucid]

My new dream journal! Dream 1: NON-LUCID I am somehow teamed up with the party of mother 3, minus Lucas. Duster, for whatever reason, wants to commit suicide, so I give him a pep speech that I do not remember. We go into a building with many traps, and kill Megatron. Yes, Megatron. /DREAM

[robot that is lucid]

Dream 2: WEIRDNESS AND LUCIDITY LUCID I am trying to figure out the passcode for unlocking the parental block for TV-MA programs. I go to ask my mom, and find out I am having trouble walking. I plug my nose and breathe/ Trigger lucidity. I go to the window, and spin around, trying to change my location. Nothing happens, but there is suddenly a large minivan outside of the house. I go over to it to check it out, and a guy pulls me in. Since I am lucid, I try to figure out the most creative way to kill this guy. Remembering the task of the month, I get on my head like a breakdancer, and start spinning, kicking with my legs. I escape, and go into an RV that wasn't there before. I find my friends, A and D, and they invite me to watch pornos. I agree, and open the cases. All of them are empty. I wake up. DREAM FRAGMENT Lucid. I am an a railroad track with many crashed cars. Some woman takes my brother. So I poke her in the eyes with my index and middle fingers. I take my brother, and a train is coming. It is an inch away. I wake up with a start.

[scottyo]

hey i like your first dream, it sounds cool. also good job on killing that dude using breakdance kicks.

[RomanSoldier]

Totally awesome way to kill someone. I would have never thought of that. Great way to do a task of the month too.

[robot that is lucid]

Thank you both.

[robot that is lucid]

Dream 3: FRAGMENT NON-LUCID My crush asks me to be a defense attorney, and I say yes. I get angry at her for bringing books into the court.

[ClearView]

Great Dreams! You've got another subscriber, +1up. -CV_

[robot that is lucid]

LOL LUCID I was on my computer, but I can't see the screen very well. I eventually decide to get off. I go to my dad, and discover that my brothers are teleporting. I plug my noseand breathe and suddenly realize that my dad needed to die. I ask my brother, A, where my other brother, C, is. He is playing basketball. I teleport over to the court and can't see anything. I rub my hand together, rip off the beanie that is suddenly obstructing my vision, and shout "CLARITY!" several times. I can eventually see clearly. Some guy says something from behind a hill, and I start to walk over there. Halfway there I somehow realize he is a rapist, and go back. Suddenly, bullets are firing everywhere. I dive, and thought while I was at it, I would try to fly. I flew to an alternate dimension, and there was a Zelda-esque dungeon and an Ultimate Chimera. I try to use a cheat code, but suddenly I am back at the court. There are two hot girls making out, so Itake off their pants and then some person who is not me wakes up. It is a little girl. Suddenly, two men who I assume who were her brothers, were freaking out. The girl asks "Did you have the dream too?" One of the men takes off all of his clothes and lays down, asking questions about the dream. IT'S HUGE. He uses it to turn off a light switch and I wake up, for real this time.

[scottyo]

One of the men takes off all of his clothes and lays down, asking questions about the dream. IT'S HUGE. He uses it to turn off a light switch and I wake up, for real this time. ummmmm what do you mean by this? because maybe my head's in the gutter. other than that though your dreams remind me of myself, only I have to become lucid.

[robot that is lucid]

ummmmm what do you mean by this? because maybe my head's in the gutter. other than that though your dreams remind me of myself, only I have to become lucid. His d**k.

[scottyo]

ah...... so I was right