SidelineWarrior's very own Dream Journal
Welcome, peoples, to my very own Dream Journal
I'm sure none of you care enough to read this though
But that's cool
I probably won't read yours either
Now on to business
BUSINESS
First off, i'll go ahead and explain..... some stuff
For a long time, until I actually started keep a Dream Journal, I hardly remembered dreams. And the ones I did, were usually something boring and stupid.
The first four dreams are dreams that I either remembered over the years, such as "Tiger Woods" and "Drug Dreams", or wrote down because I actually remembered them after I woke up, such as "The Son of Egypt" and "Gladiator".
"F-ed Up Dream" was actually the dream that got me looking into dream meanings, which in turn, turned me on to Lucid Dreaming. Since then (probably early February) I've been writing down all of my dreams. I say all, but some mornings I wake up and am just too lazy to find my book.
All the dreams after that, that say OLD DREAMS are dreams that I recorded before I thought to write down the date of each dream
Also, my dreams are not edited
There may be some foul language
There may also be nudity
Not that there is any right now....
But just in case
Soooo.... this Dream Journal is rated PG-13 for adult language and situations
Enough of that
On to the good stuff
OLD DREAM
Tiger Woods
I had a dream that i was trying to get on a bus
and then I had a sharp pain in one of my testicles
so i reached into my pants and grabbed my nut
and one of them came off into my hand
i took it out and looked at it
and it turned into a golf ball
then Tiger Woods came up, took it, teed it up, and shot it off into the distance
Influences: Losing nut <--> Man got testicular cancer on TV show