Ok, I'm not sure what order this stuff appened in, but here is my fragmented recall.

At some point I am at school with a bunch of guy friends (both my school and my job are very male dominated). They built some kinda insane asylum or crazy house in the next building - all female. I rememberthe guys kept going over there and letting the crazy chicks out - letting them wander around our school. I was like"hello? can you stop letting these crazy chicks out they keep trying to kill me!" Then the guys response was "but they're hot" This really got on my nerves, it was ok to let all these crazy bitches out when they kept trying to kill or hurt me.

Another part of my dream was from watching Pirates of the Carribean II last night. I was spending some time with Johnny Depp - I mean, Captain Jack Sparrow

This part I think might be from the crazy chick part earlier. We were in some kinda bar or something - like we worked there. Then this girl walks up to me and whispers something in my ear about my sister - something rude. I didn't exactly hear the whole thing. I turned around and yelled at her, "What did you say?" The girl ignored me and walked off. I was furious for some reason. We were behind the bar and the girl picked up the phone. She told me she was going to call security - at which point I unplugged the line from the phone. she got huffy and stored off while I was still yelling and screaming behind her.