Thread: Amzie's Happy Metropolis

Last night before I went to bed (I was spending the night at Jamie's) I listened to my autosuggestion sound file and then the brainwave entertainment one. I didn't have any LDs (but that's okay, I will try again and I know I'm a novice so it will take multiple tries) but I had excellent dream recall when I woke up.

1: The Flood at the Party

(My favorite dream. Just because xD) I'm at some party with lots of people, including Jamie and Seth (her brother). There's a flood coming and this upsets some people because they want to go home, and some people are still not at the party yet. There is this weird machine that is kind of like a funnel that we use to tell how far away the flood is (and later how severe at the given time).

At one point I have to go to the bathroom and Jamie says she just got done dying Seth's hair red. I knock on a bathroom door and Seth lets me in and closes the door. His hair is mostly blond (I guess Jamie bleached it?) but with some red on top. Seth is still messing around with his hair in the mirror (damn I really should have looked closer, could've made me lucid&#33 So I see the toilet and the water's all red so I'm like "Ew lol who died?" Then I realize that it must be from the dye (but why it's in the toilet I'll never know... maybe Seth gave himself a swirlie? lmao) Well when he finally leaves I do my business and for some dumb reason decide to change my clothes. After getting in my underwear, I realize that I left them in a far-away room. So I stroll out through the party in my underwear, ignoring everyone and in turn being ignored. Then random members of my family (dad's side only) start breaking through the walls with happy looks on their faces yelling "SURPRISE, SURPRISE!!" over and over. Instead of embarrassing me, it pisses me off and I yell at them. xD

Later, I am outside behind the mansion that the party is taking place in. There is a gentle rain falling from the sky. I am in a children's playground and the sky looks like a thick mass of black and dark blue, intertwisting serpent-like clouds. There are a few people out, but they are being quiet and minding their own business. I am standing on top of one of those wooden climby things with tube slides that come off of it, and with me is this bodyguard that I am very good friends with (in the dream). In fact, I have a crush on him and (even though he's in his late 20's and I'm just 16) I think he likes me too. So he is the bodyguard of this mad scientist/doctor who is supposed to be at the party by now (with his daughter). He doesn't seem to care much about their well-being now, though, because he says something along the lines of "Oh, they'll make it just fine..." (He sure did seem relaxed, lol.) Then he slips or something and starts to fall backwards, on his stomach down a yellow tube slide. I grab his hands (he has very nice hands for a DC) and barely manage to pull him up. Sadly, I woke up when my cell phone went off so I could attemp to (and fail) WILD.

2: I'm certain the only reason I failed that damn WILD was because I was keeping my mind too awake by repeatedly counting back from 10 to 1 with the tics of the clock. I think I came close a couple times, though.

The last three dreams take place without waking inbetween. This was a school dream. However, the HS I was a part of looked nothing like my real HS, and instead of living in the dumpy boondocks like I really do, I was living in the city!

As the dream starts, Jamie is finishing up taking a test after school is over and so is this black boy I usually walk home with (in the dream). I assume that they'll catch up with me so I leave and start walking down the sidewalk to home. Next a firetruck comes around the corner, sirens blaring, and curiously I wanna follow it. So I unbuckle my seat belt (Pure idiocy. How the hell was I wearing one when I was walking? Anyway it was literally a belt with a seat belt's buckle...) and start chasing after it. That lasts a few feet as I quickly see the intended building and lose interest. Then I almost run into this dude who looks vaguely like my version of Red vs Blue's Grif (whom I have a crush on. lolz)

Later (guess I decided to go back to school and get them lol) I'm watching Jamie get the answers for her test. She gets irritated because I seem to know all the answers as I whisper them to her before Mrs. Perry (my awful real life English teacher) calls them out. Then I go and talk to the black boy about how we are going to walk home today. Then I go to my locker (alone, I think) and see Shea. (Why does he keep showing up in my dreams?!!?)

3: Hey Me! Arnold??

I'm at home (but my home looks suspiciously like my Aunt Kelli's) and Rusty is in the kitchen looking for something to eat. It is dark outside, probably twilight, and we are in our pajamas. I'm lying on my stomach in front of the TV and this commercial comes on. It's of an annoying cartoon character talking about some multiple-month-long contest and like five variations of that commercial are played in sequence until I laugh as Rusty gets very angry because of it in the next room.

A special episode of Hey Arnold! comes on. In it everyone is in their early 20's. Arnold is pulling pairs of names out of something for some reason, reminiscing about how he loves Helga but missed his chance to be with her when they were kids. Then he pulls out another strip of paper and it has his and Helga's names together. He gets excited and goes to see Gerald for love advice.

Later he meets up with Helga. By this time it's not a "watching TV dream" as I am in Arnold's body (I don't usually dream about being the opposite sex, it's weird for me) and pining over Helga (lol... what a weird dream xD) whom I (as Arnold, now) think of as a "rich farm girl with a lot of dogs." We are walking hand-in-hand in a pretty public garden and Helga seems very fond of me/Arnold but still her old hot-tempered, bitchy self (thank god for that). I/Arnold am being too stupid and lovesick to think right now. We pass the girl that usually dresses in green and has orange braids (Arnold likes her in the show) but we ignore her and she gets mad and walks off. Helga laughs at her and I/Arnold am happy. (Hahaha never did like that bitch.) Helga's talking about our future life together with fondness and her many vicious dogs are trying to eat my legs. But she doesn't notice them and I/Arnold am so numb to everything but her that I don't really care. Heh.

4: This is the vaguest dream I had. Only remember really odd snippets and I can't place them in order. This is one of those WTFFFFF? dreams everybody gets sometimes. I hate them.

I'm in a giant cave watching some sort of play and there's a pretty black girl in a red, frilly-skirted Spanish dress who flashes her butt to the crowd (yay?). So I'm all WTF and suddenly this weird pink octopus monster appears and starts taking people from the audience and spinning them around while slowly killing them as some deliriously happy music begins to play. OOOOKAY THEN.

Later I am in a mansion (not the one from dream one) and this lady leaves, sicking a spider lady on me and some other people. For some ungodly reason, Sora from Kingdom Hearts (GET OUT OF MY FUGGIN DREAM) is here and says something about Jack Skellington "smelling life" after the defeat of Oogie Boogie and how it fit in with "human evolution" and then he said something about Donald and Goofy... I REPEAT WTFFFFFFFFF.

Wow. I dunno what happened last night but I woke up with jumbled dream scenes and a splitting headache. Of coarse, it must've been just me, since I often have severe trouble sleeping. Or it might've had something to do with the fact that I'd just seen Dawn of the Dead for the first time. Anyway, I listened to my audio files like yesterday and tried to sleep; couldn't. Fell asleep sometime after midnight. Woke up at one. Woke again at three. I think I woke up again sometime after that. Then I had to wake up at six. Took three ibuprophen. D:

These are all jumbled about, I don't even know the actual order. I'm just posting as much as I can.

1: Pretend to Life

Me and Jamie are LAARPing with just each other (I never LAARP in RL) and I'm some dumb but aloof and lovable girl like my OC Holly. Jay is a scientist like Washu from Tenchi. I go up and knock on the door (of the abandoned house we were using to play with) but see something on the ground. It is one of my character's toy planes, destroyed. I hold it and sit there, horrified. Jay emerges and whisper-asks if we're still IC. Irritably I mumble a yes. So the scientistis curious about my visit and current dilemma. I (IC) know now that the "bad people" are coming for me.

Now, no longer playing, I'm riding with Laura and Jay and Seth over a mountain. I guess Laura is taking me home. The scary thing is that she is telling me how much she would like to kill me, and how. Very calmly. And then Jay admits that Laura physically abused her as a child. Seth then crudely imitates Laura beating on Jay. (I don't think Laura is really like this. But I have been kind of afraid of her lately and they say your subconscious latches onto the slightest ideas.)

After that I am no longer Amz and I am my actual character. The LAARP becomes real life. I am sitting in a doc's office (maybe the one from yesterday's dream...lol) with a man who is supposedly going to protect me (I doubted his capability). I then accidentally fall out of my chair but no one notices (typical).

2: Dream 1 jumps like directly into this one, in a hospital waiting room or an apartment. I have a strange dream family here now. My dream mom hands me my infant dream brother, who I almost drop because he's so damn heavy.

3: Was playing a fucked up video game in which you're a brain named Gary that lives inside of a colorful but strange world called Arthur (damn you Arthur Miller).

Later I was a wolf like Amaterasu or something and I think I was riding in a train. People kept indirectly trying to kill me. WTF.

4: A commercial with a bunch of pre-teens and young teens having a party outside of the woods with a slip n slide. The commercial was about how cancer can be transmitted by being close to anyone with it (lame and totally untrue).

5: I am in a high tech base of operations. My co-worker, a girl like Kuki from KND, has been replaced by an android and the real one's in some sort of danger (kidnapped?). It is wearing her barette, so I take it for the real one and replace the andriod's with a different one (for some reason, it couldn't function without one.)

6: A continuation of the commercial dream, sort of. I'm at a party but there is no one with cancer. I see a boy playing with monster cards (like YGO or Pokémon) and I offer up a trade. He accepts.

At least I woke up feeling not so dead this morning and without a headache. No LDs though. I'm feeling patient, though.

1: The first dream I remember having was dumb. I was at a sleepover at Mrs. Vanhoy's house with a bunch of other teenage girls. Then something happened in the window and I noticed all these strange lights zooming by. Then The sky was a projection's backdrop for this strange text. I was like "OMG ALIENS" and Mrs. Vanhoy came up and said, "No, that's gotta be the newspaper. They test it like that sometimes. Wait, that doesn't look quite like it..." And then without looking she pushed her foot into my abdomen and I cried out like a tard in pain before waking up with an uneasy feeling.

2: I was messing with this mailbox to this abandoned place. Inside was a few packs of gum and candy. I wanted to stick my hand in and get it but whenever I did this creepy noise would come out of the mailbox. It was like "I dare you to stick your hand all the way in." So I did. The mailbox was a lot longer than I thought so I didn't get all the candy but I got some gum to my pleasure. Later at school in band (which I'm not even in right now) I showed this girl and she was impressed. At somebody's house I'm in a cute goth dress with black buckle shoes and looking at Jamie's boot collection.

3: There were ants in my computer. You had to minimize My Documents and drag them somewhere to get rid of them. It was weird.

4: Amzie's Last Moments

I was at some sort of academy or college, dorming with Jamie. There was a party going on that we had just gotten back from. Brian Lowe was at the party. Jamie goes off into another room and I go into the TV room, which is very white and has a nice, big screen TV adjacent to a white loveseat and coffee table. There was something about dipping this thing in "nanites" to make it a better remote for the TV.

I find Jamie and suggest we go take a shower. We go to the public bathroom, and find the single shower. We are the only ones in here. Jamie turns it on and accidentally gets her bag and everything soaked. We start to shower and then the door opens. It isn't a girl like it should be but it is in fact this guy who lives down my street. Oy. He comes over and starts trying to like molest Jamie but I yell at him and he tells me to come over because he has something he wants to show me. It's a sketch or something with this girl's (Mamantha??) phone number. He gets mad at me for taking it (by accident) sometime long ago cuz she was his one true love or something and he's lost his chance.

I'm like "so what?" So he pulls a gun on me and I laugh. He is about to shoot me but I say "so how about some last words then?" He grumbles "fine" and I say something along the lines of "So you're going to shoot me for ruining your chance with some dumb girl. Well now it looks like I finally got what's coming to me." Even though I'm about to be shot, I'm very amused. So he pulls the trigger and shoots me in the head (my preferred way to go). I awaken after they have left as a ghost. There are some other spirits messing around in the room and they tell me to practice my screaming (to scare the shit out of people) because it's really fun.

With nothing else to do I go haunt my mom, who can see me (amazingly enough) and make her buy me the new FireStarter handheld that's exactly like Mamimi's. Some people in the store can see me and seem to think I'm alive. And a little girl for some reason. Weird.

Tried to WILD again last night. I probably would have succeeded if I didn't run out of time. I went to bed around 9:30pm, woke up at four, messed around in the dark for a while and recorded some dreams, then laid back down and tried my ass off. Well I dl'ed a subliminal messages program to help me become lucid and stuff. I hope it works. Anyway I was laying in bed for 2 hours until the alarm went off at 6am. So I had to give up and go take my shower. Here are the dreams I did have:

1: All I remember is a sad little boy saying something along the lines of "My bed was connected with my mom's so that I'd never be alone. But when she died, my bed was bare."

2: But Wait, I'm Not Butch....

I'm spending the night at my grandma Trudy's house. I keep trying to call Jamie but all I can get on the phone is a wrong number. The girl on the other end has an annoying hispanic-lisp and says her name is Jamie too. She keeps complaining of her troubles like I actually want to listen to her, a total stranger.

There are two people visiting. The lady is middle-aged and has a classy, rich look about her and the man is in his late twenties and is possibly her son. He looks vaguely like Liz's friend from Shaun of the Dead. They are looking in the pantry (which is where the laundry room should be) and the lady is complaining about the food. The man is laughing and making a joke about crack.

That night I walk by the stairs in my night shirt, eating chocolate fudge. I nervously check the confusing nutrition label on the fudge container to see how many crap calories I'm ingesting. My grandpa walks by and gives me a weird look. This creeps me out so I go into my room. The side table lamp is on, but it is on the wrong side of the bed (by the open closet).

The next day I'm by myself in the house (or the few people there are outside). I watch TV in the kitchen. There is a show about a lesbian on TV and I like it (I'm bi in real life so this is no shocker). On impulse after the show I cut my hair really short like Cybil's (Silent Hill) and dress kind of punkish. [That, is something I would NEVER do. If I were a full lesbian, I'd be about a 78% femme. I like butch girls (like Cybil) but I'd never want to be one.] Also I watch some old Yogi Bear cartoons for some dumb reason.

3: I'm on a computer, and I go to DA. I check my messages and ignisia has a journal titled "Is It True?" It turns out to be a sort of guessing game. Example: There is a picture of a really outgoing chick. "Katie is sick, and she is trying to find Sarah." Well? Is it true or not? Actually there is fricken no way to tell. Just another dumb dream thing I guess. Anyway the answer was "No. Katie is a hurtful girl that is pretending to be sick so that she can make Sarah miserable." OK then. If you say so. Also each scenario's answer rates the person/people in question. Katie was rated about -2. Another scenario was about a lesbian with shortish hair, very skiddish looking, with curly black hair. (All of these people looked like they were at a rave BTW.) It said "Mary is just afraid of cats." That was true and rated +7. I really don't get it.

There was also a link on a side menu of a website leading to a page about "generations" (50s, 70s, 80s, etc) dress-up.

Day one of subliminal messages BrainBlaster thing. No LDs but slightly disturbing dreams.

1: I was at home and Raven Symone (the Disney star) came to visit me. She was my friend and stuff. She had disappeared for a while due to stress. After a while she started killing people. Then she ate her boyfriend. I freaked out and drove off (with Mom I think). I kept trying to dial 911 on my cell but it was so complicated (lol) I couldn't do it.

2: So in this dream me and my mom were flying to a neighbor's house with balloons strapped to our backs. It was very fun. The neighbor's were waiting for us on the roof. I landed by making downward swimming motions. There I jokingly said "I have arrived," all serious-like. Inside the house there was a group of boys I knew (dream only) probably Matt (from down the road, not my cousin) was there and there was this black teenager. Are black people and Jamie dream signs for me? Anyway. They were getting annoying with their video game and it was time to go to the gas station. So I took their game away and put it where they wouldn't be able to get to it. It was like a Sonic Mario Batman cross-over or something. At the gas station we mess around, then I go out onto the highway in a schoolgirl outfit and see Brandi Hicks, being a hooker. I decide to do it too (lolwtf). A bunch of trucks stop and one of them backs into my bed (for some reason the highway was my bedroom for a few seconds) and annoyed me so I told him to get lost. Then that black boy was driving us home (the cops had ushered us away from the gas station for some reason) so I got in but he was driving so fast up on that bridge and he drove off and killed me, him, my mom, and some others. Me and my mom screamed before we died.

3: So I was at this store with Jamie and Nikki. Nikki felt depressed but still enough happy to laugh. She was looking for hats. I saw a hat and tried to put it on Jamie since it was cute and matched her shirt. She screamed like I was hurting her and cried and whined and threw a fit like a baby. This pissed me off so much that I just walked away, grumbling to myself, instead of bitching at her and slapping her.

Later, at dad's house, they're having a party. There is a white, 1-person minivan (its width is only big enough for 1p in front and 1p in back) parked in the house. Dad is testing it out by making it drive back with a remote, but it keeps falling into the sewers (Dad's house was suddenly in the sewers? Also it wasn't the trailor park we were at)... The back door (facing me) opens and human-sized, proportionate (realistic looking, not a cartoon) Snick Snap is inside with a pleading look on his face. Instead of asking for help he asks me to stay with him. (Apparently dad has been including my immortal fairy in his tests. Bastard. xD) I laugh and grab his arm to pull the poor guy out. Then we go into a secluded room (in...the...sewers still??) and I tango or waltz (can't remember which) with him (even though I don't know how to do either lol) to comfort him. It seems to work and this pleases me.

Had a lucid dream. And it lasted all of 12 seconds. BOO HOO.

1: Amzie Town Rep.
As everything starts out, Laura invites me to watch a movie with Jamie, Seth, Matt (DTS/down the street), and Jessie. We are out in a little fenced in area at night with a movie projector screen up on a higher portion of the ground. There are a lot of trees gathered around us. (I don't think there were any stars in the sky.) After the movie, we go inside the town trailor (?). I was like "why do we have any right to be in here?" My mom is inside here too and they all start watching another movie on the TV. I go into the kitchen for a glass of water and see a metal banner over the cupboards that says "blah blah blah Amzie blah blah" (BECOME LUCID RU-TARD) but I make it out to say "Amzie for town representative!" I confront my mom about it and she says "Oh I nominated you for town representative so you are one of three candidates now." My mom also was my campaign manager.

Sometime later I'm in this fat, geeky girl's house for whatever reason. She writes me this really professional, flowery, and annoying-sounding speech. She asks if she can be my speech-writer and I'm like "sure whatever."

Later I'm with a DC friend or two and it is dark, but lit up with lamp posts, and it is sprinkling slightly. We're in Wally's neighborhood (Wally is the other favorite candidate, the one for his part of town; I'm the favorite of my part of town) because we've been worried about Wally's well-being. You see he's a little guy and we heard some people might be out to get him, so we decided to spy and check things out. Somewhere I run into Helena's (the third candidate; an outspoken black girl who doesn't really want to be town rep., the only people that support her are her friends and family) mother, who is spreading slander about Wally (and possibly about me, too) to a few residents. I tell her to stop it, because it's not right. Then my and my DC friend go to another part of town and run into some guy and this guy I hate in real life, who laughs at me for no reason. Well this seriously pisses me off, so I pounce on him and start beating the shit out of him. I almost punch him, but I remember that I don't have good punching abilities, so I just continue to slam his head into the ground. Then I spit on his unconscious body.

Done saving Wally's reputation and beating the shit out of an old enemy, I make my way to Wally's house, where his father is hosting a friendly pool party. My mother is there, along with a couple other people. Wally himself is nowhere to be seen. I hang around for a bit, bored.

The next day or so I go to some office in some building. There are a bunch of computers and Helena is at one. It is her turn to take a test to determine how effective she would be as town rep., but her AIM keeps popping up with her stupid friends so she just gives up since she doesn't care about the thing anyway and it's my turn.

Later, me, Jamie, and Seth are in a strange building with white-beige walls. It is built kind of like a big maze. We are being chased by men in black suits that don't want me to be town rep. Seth gets separated and tries to make a diversion away from me. Me and Jay hear voices outside of the bathroom we're hiding in. The men congradulate Seth for his strategy and say that the only mistake he made was when he became side-tracked and started watching TV. They tell him he should join their army and Seth is about to, but I know it's a bad army. Like, joining it makes life for the soldier a living hell. So I sacrifice myself by exitting the bathroom and telling them to stop because I'm right there. Seth snaps out of it and I wait to be taken away. But amazingly, Pyramid Head was trapped in the bathroom me and Jay were hiding in. He lumbers past us and chases off the men. Seth goes after them, apparently wanting to join their army again for whatever reason.

Me and Jay escape out the back door of the building and we are in the middle of what looks like downtown. I point to a strange hot air balloon that runs without hot air. It is floating in a fixed location by a building, not getting up or down. A man dressed like a monk waves us over; he needs help. We climb up the side of the balloon (which is like a house in a hot air balloon) and help him tie the balloon to the building. We tell him we're on the run and he says he can help us. He hops into his car (an unspectacular vehicle of bronze color) and we join him. He speeds away.

For some reason I become lucid. I'm all "hey, I'm lucid! I should summon up Lord Canti!" So I look to the left and realize that I AM with Lord Canti. In fact, he's driving the car I'm in. (I wonder what happened to that monk? Well, Canti was still wearing the monk's outfit, lol.) The thing is, he looks smaller than Lord Canti is really supposed to be. So, ever so condfidentally, I say so myself as he stares at me (almost like he knows I'm about to seriously fuck up) "So! I can fix that!" And then I think "When I open my eyes you will look bigger!" And magnificently I close my eyes (RETARD). Too late I remember what happens when you close your eyes in a lucid dream... WHEN YOU OPEN THEM YOU WAKE UP. I was like "FUCK FUCK FUCK AFTER A WEEK AND A HALF WITHOUT A LUCID DREAM I GET THIS CRAP." D: But I kill myself with my stupidity sometimes. Haa. I hope I don't do that again.

I can remember two really fun, long dreams I had last night. The reason that there's no Oct 30th entry is cuz... well... I woke up without the faintest clue of my dreams. I couldn't remember anything. Well here's last night's.

1: The Vampire

I was living at a sort of group home with a bunch of other teenage girls and a few teenage boys, including (my cousin) Matt. The house was almost exactly like Matt's old yellow house that he just recently moved out of. Under the roof of the carport (which was missing the inside part, this happens occaisionally in my dreams) was a shrine where several wise people (spirits?) lived. There were also strange squished-looking brainless soldier things that aimlessly walked out throughout the large yard and back to the shrine, I guess to protect it. One of the wise spirits was the guy who played Tom Logan in Scary Movie 3 & 4. I think that about covers the background info for this dream.

As it starts, me and some of the girls are in a "haunted" underground path, being stalked by a real vampire. You can only see him in bright light or pure darkness, when the white on his clothes will stand out. (I don't ever remember seeing his face. He could'a looked like Dracula for all I know.) We got freaked out and went back home.

He apparently followed us, though. We didn't directly see him but he seemed to have a thing for drenching me in blood. xD He would get above my and shake a bag of blood over my head and cover me in the stuff. This was his way of picking on me; he picked on all of his favorite girls. He covered me in blood a grand total of three times over the coarse of this dream, and the third time I was sitting on my bunk bed (my room was in this house, but whenever I dream about my room for some reason I still have my old bunkbed) and I saw his arm reach over from the side of the top bunk and he had that favorite little bag of blood, and seasoned me with it. "Damn it," I went, attracting the attention of the previously unaware friend that was in my room with me. "Oh, he got you again." So I went to the bathroom and looked at my reflection. I looked really cool covered in blood. Then it started reminding me of menstruation and that grossed me out so I was about to wash it off when it turned pastel purple and dried. I shrugged and scrubbed it off.

Downstairs on the couch were about four boys that looked very pale and stuff. I asked them what was wrong and they said that the vampire drank a lot of their blood. I didn't have the heart to tell them that half of it had been thrown on my head for kicks and giggles. So it appears that the vampire only drank the blood of boys. He liked his girls too much to hinder them. So he just picked on them and had sex with them.

Up in the attic I saw a heifer I know from school in real life. She wasn't listening to anything I was saying. She was digging around for some anti-vampire crap charm or something. So I left her and went downstairs into a bedroom, where I saw a really pretty black girl freaking out. I tried to hide behind her but she kept spinning around and trying to get behind me.

We both fled in separate directions and I went outside. I wouldn't touch the ground, though. I swung from tree branch to tree branch until I failed at grabbing one and fell to the ground. I scrambled up and bolted for the carport. I went right up to Tom Logan (let's just call him that for simplicity's sake) and told him everybody was freaking out about the vampire. I said that I didn't want him to leave (I enjoyed his company, you know what I mean? xD) but I wanted to make it easier for people to know when he was about to appear. That way they could go somewhere safe if they wanted. The little soldier thingies all gathered around me, as if to protect me from some unseen force. I thought this was strange. Anyway Tom took my hand and was momentarily side-tracked by how cold my fingers were. (As I was side-tracked by how warm his were. xD) Then he told me to go on the computer and bring up the tools menu. There would be a sub-menu that also said tools, and to bring that up. Then I would change some of the vampire's settings. He told me to change "Arrival:" to "ETA" if it wasn't already, and to change his theme music from "nothing" to "Rockstar ~ Kelli Osborne" (she doesn't really do a song like that does she?). There are some other settings too.

So I go do that and now anytime the vampire appears that song starts playing in real life. Now everybody has a warning. I learn that he raped two girls that were sleeping in the same room, maybe they were going out. Then I go visit my cousin Matt (in his bedroom, which is the same as it was when he still lived in that house) except that now he's a teenager, maybe about fourteen. I try to turn on the light but he's like "No! Please don't, it'll hurt my eyes!" He was very pale too. Apparently blood draining made them sensitive to light.

It was around this time that I woke up. I'd also like to point out that I nearly became lucid at the part where Tom told me what to do with the computer. But oh wells.

2: Palm-sized Robot

I had this dream after trying to re-enter the last one (I have a thing for that vampire in case you can't tell). In it, I'm a 22-ish year old version of myself with a husband that reminds me of Shin Chan's dad. (The only thing is, that he loves me more than Shin's dad loves his mom.) We are on the run or something, but not from cops. We don't have much money, but we do have an infant son to worry about. Also, I have the most adorable palm-sized robot ever! He has Funshine Bear's voice from that Care Bears movie where Funshine becomes a king. He has a very lighthearted personality, too.

We run to this hotel place to hide out for the night. This guy walking by tries to steal my husband's money (as he's tying his shoe, completely oblivious), then our son, then my robot. This pisses me off greatly, so I make my husband come into a safe room with me.

In the hotel room, my robot is very excited. He's zooming all over the floor and stops beneath a computer desk, and starts doing some sort of procedure that causes him to start smoking (he needs a new motor). He asks me if something's great or something then I say, "Yeah, sure, but you might wanna stop it before you catch on fire." I'm lying on the floor and my husband is taking care of our son. The robo tries to move in front of my face but he ends up running into it and hurting my nose a little bit. "Sorry bout that." I say, "It's not your fault. We have to get you recalibrated soon." I tell him I'll take him to by band teacher (that apparently knows a thing or two about robotics in this dream) tomorrow but he'd rather see someone better. So he goes, "There's this guy I really wanna see! Will you talk to him for me?" Then he dials up this number and this Japanese guy's answering machine goes off. "I - I can't speak Japanese!!" Then robo fills in for me and begins talking in Japanese. The scientist picks up and talks to him. When robo hangs up, I go "What did he say?" Cheerfully he replies "Oh, he'll see us tomorrow!" I get aggitated and snap "How are we gonna get to Japan by then??" He gets slightly nervous and says "Uhh... I'll get us some fake plane tickets and passports." It was a really cute dream, heh.

3: I was going on a sort of road trip with a bunch of girls that wouldn't fit in my mom's car. She accidentally backed into a few, hurting them in the knees. Once we got rolling I was worried about Jamie, but she was there, and it was night. The next day, Rusty, in the passenger's seat, kept dangling the fat cat out the window and I was like "Don't do that". Then we stopped at a Wendy's or some similar place and ate inside of it. I felt cool and I started eating my Frosty with my middle finger, lol. I went to the bathroom and this lady had a cat named Spongey but it was actually my friend's cat that ran away and I was debating whether or not to tell her. Then some stupid music started playing. This dream is kind of jumbled, I can't remember a lot to it.

... I swear, the first time I read your Dream Journals title, I thought you said "Hippy" instead of happy

...

anyways, interesting dreams

xD Lol I didn't know anybody actually read my dream journal.

Okay, so server crash and I have to repost. That's fine. I'm not posting Nov 1 dreams because I hated them.

November 2

Okay, so I'm missing dreams from Friday. I don't really know why. Maybe I was too lazy to record them that day or nothing totally cool happened.

1: I have another random DC boyfriend, and I'm in his basement. There is this skinny black fridge there amongst all the clutter (you can only walk in a narrow straight line from the basement stairs to the fridge). We get some food from it and I have a premonition about the fridge getting angry and growing lasers and trying to kill us outside, chasing us. I know that the only way to make nice with the mutant fridge is to hug it and make up. "I'm sorry I was unappreciative to you! I love you!" HAHAHA. Welcome to my world. It's a very strange place in here.

2: I was at home (not my real home, a classier place) and I had to do a homework assignment that Mrs. Ferguson gave out. It's about a creepy, old, fat lady that can supposedly see & converse with ghosts. She's in this old tower talking with this other creepy lady about her dead friend/relative/ancestor/husband/whatever and suddenly he appears next to her. The lady is slightly freaked as he is a grubby-looking Indian with natty hair and creepy red-rimmed, sunken-in eyes. I, watching the show, am also slightly freaked. So I answer the questions on the worksheet and draw the picture that I'm supposed to do (but for some reason it is a picture of Jay and Silent Bob) and put the paper away.
The next day I'm in class, but Mrs. Ferg's room is different. It is bigger, with a higher ceiling, and everything is very nice and clean looking. It is very white all over the place with some wooden furnature and some sleek black appliances. She asks for the worksheet and I pull it out, realizing that there was a whole nother side to the worksheet that I didn't notice before. Freaking out, I hurriedly scribble some crap down from memory. She sees me and sighs. "I just don't know what I'm going to do with you. I saw these things on the school's online catalog; maybe I should order them for your sake." I'm embarrassed at this point.

3: In this dream, I'm in Mrs. Ferguson's classroom again, but it looks trashier than it is in real life, instead of classier like the last dream. It is a mobile unit classroom in the woods. The woods look very bright and green and pretty, for being woods. Anyway, other people in class with me that wouldn't be there in real life are Jamie, Brittany Lewis, and Amy from Career Management class. Me, Jay, and Brit take off our clothes but we are wearing our gym clothes underneath. I don't know why we felt the need to do that; we just did. Amy comes over to me and starts playfully teasing me about something.

Deciding that we are done with our work and are just distracting the rest of the class anyway, we (me, Jay, Brit) decide to go play in the "field trip." It's not really a field trip, but it was a kind of... activity?... that the school set up for us in the woods. There are a bunch of guys dressed in mideval garb standing around, spread apart. I can see that one of them is the "David Spade Almost" that I met from the Renassaince Festival and I wanna go talk to him, but the other two drag me off in a different direction. We talk to one guy and he points us in the direction of another. The second guy gives us food. He has biscuits, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn on the cob, and oven baked chicken. Jamie doesn't eat that much and I get mad at her for it. The food is very good.

4: Still in the same woods, but I'm in a strange sort of fortress/mini-castle. It is very pretty and there is moss growing on the gray stone. I am in a courtyard with very pretty flowers, with my friends, Jay and Silent Bob. Woo. Anyway we plan to escape the "school/prison" thing that we're in. Also, Bob isn't being silent right now. He's talking normally. We leave my drawing from dream #1 and a video tape that basically just has us telling everyone else to screw the fuck off. Before we make it out, we run into this mentally retarded dude that is making and eating cheese pork chops. He offers me some, and it looks gross so I really don't want any, but I eat a tiny bit so I don't upset him. Then I go catch up with my pals.

I don't have dreams for the 3rd?

November 4

Here's Saturday's dreams. Like I said, no Friday.

1: The world was like an MMORPG, but it was real. I was in this very pretty town, like Mac Anu from .hack. I was riding the bus and met this cute guy. He looked like Grif but with brown hair. Sadly, he had to leave, and as the bus pulled away he held his hand up over my window and gave me a fistful of interesting and unusual coins. After that I bought something in a little store and got a $4 bill as change. It had a black-haired, round-faced little girl on it. Money has something strange to do with this dream.

2: I was making a video game. I programmed it by "writing it as a story" on a website with a bronze and leafy green layout. Like, I would type what would happen if you got killed in a certain place, and it would automatically program it. Also, the game had very good, bright graphics and was in first person 3D. So I was writing the very last parts of the game, where you have to play a chick and defeat her final boss, and either before or after that play a guy and defeat his final boss. The guy was a lot like Susano from Okami, but not nearly as hairy or ugly. The girl was a lot like Benka.

So the girl's final boss was a black dragon and his arena (all arenas were circular) was like being in a hamster cage. The girl had a wand as her weapon; the stick was purple and very sparkly, and the star part was yellow. The guy had a wand too, except his was orange instead of purple. His final boss was a woman that was a witch or a sorceress, and was very pretty. She was slender and had an evil model's fashion sense (sexy much) and had long black hair and pale skin. Her arena was in a swirling purple vortex and there was no ground, so you had to be careful and jump from stone to stone without falling. You also have to blast a certain attack of hers back at her before you can hurt her. I'm pretty sure that there were multiple endings to the game.

3: Attack of the Ducks

Sort of like dream #1, but different. I am not a real person, but an AI in an actual MMORPG (go figure). I'm hanging out with this cute guy and his friends and he says we should spend as much time together as possible since I'm not a real person outside of the game. However, later in the dream, I'm not in the game anymore and I have a body. (Can anyone say "genetic experiment"?) Everyone is in my "parents'" (programmers'?) house (which looks suspiciously like my dad's trailor) and we're getting ready to sneak out while they're asleep and go rollerblade around down by the school. We geared up in fingerless gloves, blades, and giant cartoon masks (to conceal our identities lololol) before we left. I left a note in case my parents DID wake up so they wouldn't worry.

Outside, instead of looking like night (which it was), the sky was a lovely, cloudy gray. We were in a sort of mobile unit trailor park with rows and columns of identical white trailors lined up. The school, I was disappointed to learn, was actually quite close to my home. We stopped in the basketball court to skate around and my bf wanted my giant cartoon helmet to give to his friend. His friend needed it to go vandalize a school bus by spraypainting "Red vs Blue Rocks" and other random shit on it. I felt really pretty beneath the mask, and for a second I saw myself in the third person and I looked like a really cute girl. YAY.
So a bunch of other kids our age come up and invite us down to the river. (We're all like 12 in this dream, which is strange since I'm gonna be 17 in a couple of weeks.) At the river, we are attacked by white ducks, and we all run hysterically away, screaming. I don't really run, though. I kind of glide, with my feet only touching the ground once in a great while (maybe because I wasn't originally human?). Also, I can't speak with actual words.

4: I was at my dad's trailor (this is beginning to become a dream sign for me), lying down on the couch at night. My brother and Bryan (my ex-almost-step-brother) were both about 13, surprizingly, considering that my brother's several years older than him. Also, they were sleeping in my room that night for some stupid reason. Also, somebody else was sleeping in Trevor's room. I shouted to my brother cuz I wanted to play his handheld game, but it had no batteries. He told me which battery pack to use. The game turned out to be no fun.

November 5

HOORAY. For another shitty minute-long LD. xD Ah, I shouldn't complain. At least I have the damn things at all. Some people aren't even THAT lucky.

1: Very jumbled, this one. There was some creep hanging around in my room and my closet (my room looked barer and whiter) and I called for Snick Snap and he helped me ward the creepy, greasy man away. Also played some video games, including a weird handheld Pokémon one. It was night and the blinds in my bedroom were pulled up, letting in the light from next door. It was very soothing, and the mice cage was sitting by the window.

2: The Harp

I was in a chapel or something playing with a harp that had two strings crossed and needed fixing. Later I was in band with my flute, a trumpet (I could play trumpet as well in this dream), and my broken harp. I asked Mr. Poolos to fix my stolen harp but he said to first cut the strings. I said "no way, that's way too short!!" Then we had to play a song. I hadn't seen this piece before and was trying to figure out it it was half time or common time. I found that it was common time. The band started playing but when it got to my part I felt so, so tired and I was slipping into unconsciousness. My socks and shoes had blood on them. I fell out of it like a rock and people had no idea what was happening to me.

3: Not going to post...

4: My mom dropped me and Jamie off at this mansion where a party was being held for some girl. Inside, me and Jamie stood and watched a rock band perform in the lobby. I stared at an oil pastel drawing of a pretty girl with a blond bob haircut. It was done on ugly blue paper, though, and parts of the blue were still visible. It irritated me so I filled it in with a random white pastel I pulled out of nowhere. Then Jamie wandered off and I found my way to the snack table. I wanted chocolate cake but the closest thing to it was a strange chocolate/caramel/cream/sugar pie. I didn't get to try some, though, because I met the girl who the party was for. She was Asian and seemed lonely. "This doesn't change anything." Then the band appeared in the snack hall and I debated whether I should give them a $5 donation or not. Then Jennifer Sekiguchi appeared only she looked like a real life version of Mamimi (DROOL). Also, she was my girlfriend. Accidentally, she started talking to the Asian girl in Mamimi's voice and got a bit irritated with me when I pointed it out.

5: I woke up in my bedroom and it was night and everyone else was asleep. I didn't notice it but my room looked different. For one, it was barer, and for another, most of the pictures on my walls were gone and so was my beloved Canti wallscroll. Remembering that I often have FA's, I decide to do a reality check. I look at my night stand clock several times but I'm confused so I can't tell if it's working. I then go over to my computer (which is on) and look at it's clock several times. It seems to change, but I'm not completely convinced. I then look at a face clock (which I don't really own) and confirmed when the minute hand jumped ahead from 15 to 17 in seconds of looking away. (Lol it seemed my brain was trying desperately to fuck with me. I went over to the door and opened it, wondering what I should do. Should I visit Canti or Grif? Well, last time I got to see Lord Canti close up, so I decided to go visit Grif this time. I started spinning and shouted "Increase lucidity now!" Then I stopped and realized that my Mamimi and Canti picture (the doctor one) was quite blurry. So I shouted, spinning again "Increase clarity now!" and that worked. Then I said "I want to go to Grif's bedroom (hehehe) now," but sadly, I woke up before I could go anywhere. I guess it was just my body's time to wake up? Or did I accidentally close my eyes again? Oh well. I'm just happy I had another LD.

November 6

Not much to remember. Didn't get to sleep til after midnight. It's always hard to sleep on Sunday.

1: Was in a sort of Halloween thing with Jamie. I was wearing a sexy cat costume. She was upset cuz she couldn't find a specific set of legos, which I thought was retarded. Inside we met her ex. He said we could fit into many places that he couldn't (cuz he was too big) and tried to stuff himself between a stack of boxes. Jamie said "Are you gonna tell her?" and I thought they were gonna say that they were back together (gag), but he told me a seemingly useless bit of info that Jamie had paid a company some cash to download an episode of some shitty sitcom. The pool scene in the next dream reminded me of the sitcom.

2: I was by a pool in a place that reminds me of Jim and Karen's. There were two sets of parents living there and five kids, two my age and three little ones. Then we were at a creepy, foggy dock. I was afraid of falling in the water, but one of the peers - a pretty girl my age like Violet from A Series of Unfortunate Events - protected me. Then we split up; me, her, and a little kid. The other peer (boy?) had the other two little kids. We wandered around in a Nightmare Before Christmas-y place.

November 7

Bad, bad recall. Dumb me for springing out of bed and flipping on the harsh light as soon as my alarm went off.

1: This one was cool. I was at my bedroom in my dad's trailor (seems to appear quite often) and looking out the window. It was night and the moon was out. It was huge, pale yellow, and beautiful. I turned my light off to see it better and saw the second Earth. (This dream was an alternate reality where there is a twin Earth orbiting the sun alongside ours. It was really cool.) It was huge and very clear. The part that was currently facing my location was some snowy land - possibly Greenland or Alaska or Antarctica - yeah, yeah, so I don't know my Earth that well. Pheh. Anyway, can you imagine how cool it would be to have an entire second planet? It had a habit of rotating wicked fast, too. It would be still (rotating as slow as it should have been, probably), then it would rotate visibly, then really really fast for a few seconds. It was wicked cool.

2: I was playing a handheld game. I think my brother was in this and I might've been in my mom's bedroom, laying on her bed on my stomach.

3: I was on a website looking for cute Canti/Mamimi pics. I found some from a very pretty, English Camimi doujin. I also had an FLCL game on my cell phone. It was a slider puzzle game with a different picture every month. This month it was a dumb close-up of Haruko's stupid face, trying to be all dramatic and shit.

November 8

Dream number two was a nightmare. After I saw that zombie dad I got this horrible feeling and that earsplitting screaming started.

1: Went to the movies with Jamie, then went to an arcade by myself and played PacMan.

2: I walk into a dark room and there is a woman on a hospital bed, to my left. She has just given birth to a half-zombie (the self-controlled, intelligent kind), but her zombie husband is above her and tries to split the ambilical cord before the baby is delivered, with an axe. I pull out an axe and fling it at him. There is a piercing scream in the background. I wake up as the alarm rings just before the axe would hit him.

I can only remember one dream that I was too lazy to write down til 2 hours after I woke up. Damn I suck.

1: I was living in an alternate version of my house and the walls were all cool neon colors: purple, green, etc. The house was shaped like a square so the front door was the primary door, instead of the side door, which didn't exist. So I was outside and there was snow everywhere. It was snowing and it made me so happy. Then for some reason me and someone else (someone I know in real life, I THINK) started shoveling it. Then I was like "Hey, this isn't cool, why are we shoveling it? It looks best on the ground!" So I put it back.

Inside, I was talking to some guy who was frustrated because he couldn't shoot a gun that only I could. Lol. Then my dad (a DC dad) tried to connect this tube-like thing to me to regulate me or something... It was orange and transparent and looked like something from a high-budget science fiction movie. WOO.

I spent the night at grandma's and listened to my LD audio before I went to bed. I had a bunch of dreams, but these are the only ones I can remember.

1: This was not the first dream I had. I was in a bathroom like the one by grandma's bedroom, and I knew I was dreaming. That's about all I remember.

2: It was Halloween. AGAIN. I was wandering around and there was this event/thing set up by a bunch of stupid adults. It was a giant weaving-pathed tent you enter. Inside it's like a ball pit and you must trudge around. There is also candy and packaged yummies floating by you. You can grab anything floating and claim it as yours. I noticed that all of the things in the big packages (like muffins) were ripped open. And the stuff that I was trudging in turned to water and ruined all the packaged stuff. Then somehow I lost my candy and after some panicking found it at the end of the tent. I was afraid that someone had stolen it. Also there were plushies and cute illustrations lying around. I took some and then wondered if I wasn't supposed to. I decided that no one had gotten me in trouble yet, so I might as well take them and go home. It was dumb and I felt lonely and childish in this dream.

Woke up at 3am and had 3 dreams to record. Woke again at alarm and had only one more.

1: I was Mamimi. I was outside in a large, canyon-y place. I climbed the rocks to see the sky through the opening. I missed Canti, and I had something I was clutching desperately; I think it was a dark blue coat? Maybe it was his blazer?

So later I was myself again and I was in a conyon-y version of my Career Development class room and I had a shred of semi-lucidity. I went up to this girl and tried to morph her into Mamimi bit by bit (I think I wanted somebody to hug) and I got about as far as the hair and the eyes. Meh.

2: It was night. There was a police car. Inside were two cute cops, and they had a criminal, a fat, hand-cuffed lady with black hair. They offered me a ride home dispite this. Somehow, one of the cops was killed when he got out of the car. He was skinny and looked kinda like Brian from Ghost Hunters. The other guy was kind of big. Anyway it started to flood so I got my mice from home (the black one was replaced by a gray one that quickly escaped from me) and went off with the remaining cop to a secret underground base. I found Billy in the luggage and was worried she'd suffocated but she was fine.

3: I think this dream was set up by the scenery of the last one. I dreamt I was kidnapped, along with two other guys, who looked a lot like Murdoc and 2D from Gorillaz, into a big, square, warehouse-like building. The kidnapping lady was weird. She was like this really smart business lady and I dunno what she'd want with us stupid teenagers.
We waited til she went off to work and devised a plan to escape by hot wiring her 2nd car. I was to keep look-out for her or something.

Anyway, we failed but somehow made it out after she returned. Might I also add that the side of her house looked like mine and her car looked like my mother's. Hah. So we got in the car and as we drove off I was speaking in broken English like Noodle, the girl in Gorillaz. The guy like 2D was sitting in front of me, in the passenger's seat, and "Murdoc" was driving. He asked me to control his window for him, since the button for it was in the back for some reason.

4: I was in a big school gym with a class full of other girls. I was sitting up on the bleachers with someone. Then suddenly Snapple was everywhere. I got a blue-colored tropical one and a cherry one. The girl next to me initiated a contest to see who could get the most, but I wasn't feeling greedy. Everyone else was, though.

1: I really, really love this dream because Canti was in it. It's a rare occasion when I dream about him. I think I dream about him whenever I'm feeling hopeless and lonely. Anyway, me and Canti were both students in this really rich-looking school that was beautiful and mostly made of wood. It was the kind that you sleep at, because after my classes I went to my bedroom for a nap. It was a room with about eight beds. Canti came, too, and we laid down together for a nap. It was really nice.

And apparently in this dream I was a very fragile-minded girl that had an avoidant personality disorder and wanted only to be with Lord Canti. My real life Career Management teacher noticed this and was curious as to why. She decided to conduct an experiment. I dunno how this worked or whatever, but she sent him to the bathroom. I was standing in a "bridge room", a room with a main exit on both sides. To the left and the right were staircases leading to the girls and boys bathrooms. My teacher sent Canti to the boys and asked me to ask a boy I know to check on him. When he came out she was fascinated and could apparently tell, by the difference in me and Canti's "scents", that he was actually... black? Hee hee.

2: This, probably because I liked the last so much, was also a school dream. I was in a different school but with the same idea, and sadly Lord Canti wasn't around. So I was having difficulty locating my new classes. I went to the foods room (which was not a room but an area of sidewalk in a food district of town) but the black-haired lady teacher told me that I did indeed belong there, despite my sheet telling me that I didn't get accepted into that class. There were only a few other people in there and I thought it was going to be fun.

Today was very fruitful for dreams. :3 I had so much to put that I had to wait until now (after school) to post 'em.

1: Jumbled-mania. Something weird about a fat boy that I liked or something who was working unofficially as a detective. There was also this mini-freezer in my bedroom and inside was a gross, moldy (milk & white) chocolate ball. I cracked it open (I think it was evidence that I was examining for that boy) but all these dead, transparent bugs came out and were really fuckin disgusting.

Also I was at school and had a notebook which I used for a video game I often played/designed (can't remember which) with the fat kid.

At one point I was in my school's computer lab (the lights were out) alone with the lady who stays in there, and I was d/l-ing from LimeWire and Azureus some video clips. She disapproved but didn't stop me. She's an old bat, anyway.

2.1: Meet Jack Spicer and the Leaking Shoe

This dream involved a lot of waking up inbetween, so I'll separate it into segments. It heavily revolved around a pseudo-my-school, BTW.

I was in a small class room, sort of like my Algebra 2 room, and Team Rocket (Jessie James and Meowth, only looking super cool for some reason, with darker, sparkly hair and nice outfits) invaded the class but I was an undercover agent of theirs so it was all good (for me, anyway. Heheh.). As they caused chaos for my class, I told them I'd meet them later and went to the dog races in the track field to bet and maybe make some cash. The stupid dogs accidentally went before the sounding bell went off.

2.2: I was in a different class, sitting with Jamie and Seth. I was chatting up Jay and asking Seth about a weird, black arm band he was wearing with a picture of some punk that reminded me of my cousin Mitchel.

2.3: I was in the same room as before and for some reason Mrs. Vanhoy came in and took me to an art class instead with some strange, familiar, inept-looking blond teacher. My childhood enemy, was there, but I ignored him and took a seat in front of Jack Spicer (yes, the one from Xiaolin Showdown xD). He wasn't wearing his goggles and he was dressed like a normal punky guy with a trench coat. First I hugged him around the waist and told him that I always wanted to tell him how CUTE he was. He was blushing and looking cute. And I said to Jack "I'll give you my number after class," to which he said "Really?! Cool!"

It was hot so I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom. I was sweating under my arms and wanted to apply some deodorant. I left and went outside (siddenly I was in my Garfield nightshirt) into a ghetto, alley-like place and wanted to use a bathroom, but none of the stores were open. I changed into a cute outfit and white heels. I got a Go-Gurt from a vending machine before returning to class, where I applied it as deodorant. No one found this to be strange, haha.

2.4: The school sort of morphed into a golden mansion-school (second dream with one of those). I found my white shoe in the back room but it was... melting. I threw it down to not get burned but it sprung a leak and started shooting out water. A prep from my band class walked by, muttering to herself for some reason. I told Jay not to touch it but she waltzed right into it and went "Hey, it's cold!" I smacked my forehead. I then took Jack to a dark room by the busy hallway and wanted to kiss him but didn't think I had time, so I just gave him my number.

Later, me, Jay, and Jack were in another part of the mansion, a pretty kitchen, when an... invader... came through the door. It's like a giant baby chick monster with a chainsaw. I grabbed a spoon from a drawer and fended it off confidentally. The chainsaw shriveled up and became useless. W00t.

At this point, I woke up and recorded this all. Before I originally went to bed, I had told myself that I wanted to wake up at three and figured out how many hours it was from then til 3. I ended up waking up very close, at 3:30. Props to my subconscious, I guess. So I wrote it all down and when I was done it was 4am. I told myself while I was falling asleep to remember to check my reality, not really in a serious way, but it worked!

3: I was sexy, helpless little me, living in a big house by myself, right in the middle of a sexy Halo-armored war. I did my best to seal myself inside the house but I was captured by a guy in red-orange armor because my stupid "elevator/lift thing" droid wouldn't shut down, and to my aggitation it let him in. Then they all got in my house and started shooting at each other. Haaah. Hah.

Later I was in a strange, colorful, very red and sort of slip n slipe building theme park thing.

4: That <strike>Mystical</strike> Elusive Land in the Picture

I was in a hallway in a small house/trailor, and decided for some reason that I would check my reality. So I started poking my right palm with my left index finger. After several half-enthusiastic pokes, it went through and I was all "Lol I&#39;m dreaming." (Yes I really act like that in my LDs. I&#39;m a happy little retard in them. It&#39;s a good thing.) Then I was at grandma&#39;s house and decided what I wanted to do first. I told Jamie to go find two brooms but she was having difficulty. I asked her to come fly on them with me but she was like was all whiney and "I don&#39;t feel like it" so I got mad at her, took one, and went by myself. (Flying on a broom, like a witch, is one of my favorite dream acivities. It&#39;s even more fun than flying without one, heh.) I successfully lifted off and flew down the driveway, but couldn&#39;t get very high, and a couple times I thought I was gonna wreck (but I didn&#39;t). At the end of the driveway, and to the left, was my mom, bending over in the grass (like a rice-picker) for some unholy reason. I was like "Hey, look what I can do&#33;" but she just criticized my outfit. So I grumbled and changed it magically. (I think I have issues with DCs when I&#39;m lucid. Lol.)

Often in the dream I kept poking my finger through my hand to make sure I didn&#39;t lose lucidity. I also kept trying to go to that "cityscape" industrial photo (here&#39;s the picture), but I couldn&#39;t for some reason.

Instead I ended up in a bar. I realized that I could blink without waking up, which was good for stupid me (I have a history of closing my eyes in LDs and waking up because of it). So I went to the back door of the bar and realized I wanted to see Canti again (what else to do in a dream lol?) I said it out loud and when it didn&#39;t happen I decided to go out the door instead. It worked, there he was in all his Red Canti glory, around the corner, in a parking lot, lying on his back. He was deactivated, and this made me sad. I pushed a button on his chest (which isn&#39;t supposed to be there) and his screen lit up with "Organizing Song Archive". I realized that this was just a big, toy Canti. (My brain was being mean to me again.) But oh well, toy Canti was better than no Canti. Fighting it would probably not have a good outcome.

So I helped him stand up and we ended up back at the place from the latter part of dream 3. I messed around there for a bit and decided to try to go to that picture again. I abandoned my life size toy Canti and floated backwards out of the building, facing it. Then I looked up at the sky and started "zooming". (You know, like flying through the air real fast.) I looked down and expected to see the picture world but instead just saw a nebula of pretty colors. Lol. Then I felt really unstable and was like "I&#39;m lucid&#33; I&#39;m lucid&#33;" and my brain was acting like "No you&#39;re not lol&#33; FA&#39;D&#33;&#33;"

5: I never even saw it coming. I don&#39;t consider it a waste, though, because it simply only lasted a minute or so before my alarm woke me up. In the FA, I woke up with about 4 mins til the dream alarm would go off. There was a black radio on my green shelf, playing System of a Down or something similar. I "recalled" that I had been listening to music while sleeping lately. (Not true.) I looked in my leftover Halloween candy, and found some weird things I couldn&#39;t remember having before called "Lean Twix". I chewed and spat one and went out into the living room.

Then Laura pulled in. Not into the driveway, into my yard. And it was still pitch black out. I also saw her husband in the passenger&#39;s seat. I was all "WTF?" Jamie came inside and I was still not at all ready for school. I was like "Why are you here so early?" and she said "What do you mean? We&#39;re on time&#33;" I looked at the living room clock and it said 7:30. (Time fluctuation of about an hour and a half in the span of a minute lol.) I got in the vehicle with her (I think I was dressed by this point) and asked her if she remembered being in my dream. She said no, and I realized it would be silly to think that she would. Anyway I woke up when my real alarm went off moments later feeling like a retard (but mostly amused) because I would have to tell her my dream all over again.

After having lucid dreams I often get very very lazy in recording my dreams for a few days.

November 17

All I remember now is having a dream where I was in a space pod thing with Jamie and Alex. Oh, wait. First we were driving around the street at night and I was with a bunch of hot soldiers in black armor and Rusty was there and made me miserable. Then we shot into space and I was in the front seat and suddenly the only people there were Jamie and Alex. I was in the passenger&#39;s seat and the others were in the back together for some reason. The space police came. The pod was driving itself on auto-pilot, but I knew we&#39;d get in trouble if they saw so Alex crawled in the front seat and pretended to drive.

November 18

I remembered more in the morning, but Jamie was over and I felt like playing with my new ferret Abigail instead of recording my dreams. xD Nothing amazing happened, anyway. (Deja Naota Vu.) So all I remember is this one:

There was a flood. I thought it was the apocalypse but then I realized the Katrina victims musta felt the same way. The sky was black and me and my mom were in a hotel or something. Abby was there, carried around by me in a protective little tote-cage. I went to the balconey and the water had risen up to the level. I stood and watched all the people swim by. I wondered how they weren&#39;t drowning. Someone rescued us in a boat, I think.

Multitude of updations&#33;

November 21
Haven&#39;t been updating for multiple reasons: laziness, bad recall, boring dreams, and stress. But I&#39;m not complaining. My ferret is pissing me off. Hold on a minute.

1: Dreamed that I saw a trailer for a 2nd "season" of FLCL coming out. It involved an older Naota, more tollerable Haruko, and more cozy, American-like Mamimi. She was wearing a baseball cap in the teaser.

2: I was spending the night at this girl&#39;s large house but this weird kid got in (we were trying hard to keep him out. It seems like this scenario shows up a lot in my dreams) and started hurting us.

November 23
Skipped another day. xD

1: Dreamt I went to buy stuff to blow bubbles with. The lady at the register mistyped something and almost gave me like &#036;500 change. Being stupid and noble I told her and only got my normal change. Boo. I tried to blow bubbles many times but it only worked a very small percent of the time. It was as if the bubble wand and the soap were "damaged."

2: I was at my dad&#39;s parents&#39; house and there was a barbeque or some sort of party. I had Abby out on the back porch with her cage, but the door was open since grandpa offered to watch her. I also had a pet palm-sized ant-eater named Ralph. Both were violent, but got along fine with each other, so they could share the same cage.

I went inside and saw a group of people having a "speed hot dog contest". (People play with a partner. One cooks the hot dog and the other eats it. The team that finishes first wins. My question is how do you cook a hot dog "the fastest"?) My mom was playing as an eater, and she was excited. There was a cute adult guy being stupid with his friends, and he kept saying "I like Spider Man." I wanted to flirt with him.

I went to go check on my pets. Grandpa was being senile and put Abby in the sun because "she looked cold." But she was lying there, dehydrating. I bitched at grandpa and took her by the pool. I splashed some water on her to cool her off. Later I came back to check on them again and this fat lady was watching Abby wrestle with a mouse. She kept saying "I&#39;m gonna kill that rat." I found out, after trial and error, this fat bitch was talking about my &#036;150 ferret. This pissed me off so I set her straight.

Then I put her and Ralph back in the cage and got prepared for the cruise I was supposed to go on. I told the bitch if her stupid dog tried to eat Abby than Ralph would do "spring" on him first (WTF does THAT mean?). Then Ralph said "Yeah, and believe me, you don&#39;t want that." He sounded like Shrek&#39;s version of Puss in Boots.

November 24
I was in "class" (another alternate school) as a nicer, calmer, prettier (think a real version of Billy and Mandy&#39;s Mindy) version of myself. Next to me was Ashley, writing in a sort of floral-covered journal. I saw my name in it so I asked to see it and (surprizingly) she let me.

She told me it was a story she was writing, loosely based off of real life. 3/4ths of the journal was filled up with it. It was mainly about Johnny from Battlefield Earth, but there were many other characters in there, including me. Apparently, in this dream I was a really adored, popular girl (not today&#39;s kind of warped, drugs, beer, and sex popular girl, the awesome kind that doesn&#39;t really exist) and Ashley, an ugly, bovine, obscene brat, hated me for it. She personified me as (this is a quote from the pages themselves) an "anti-Christian girl." This pleased me and made me laugh. I gave her back her book.

As I head for my next class (dreadful English 3) I accidentally go the wrong way. This version of school is set up on multiple buildings and 2 floors. One end of the building takes you to one area of the school yard, and the other end takes you to a completely different area. I needed to get to a whole other building. Needless to say, I was screwed from going the wrong way. I would be late.

So I went to the bathroom and washed my face instead. Some fat people, including my previous science teacher, came in. They creep me out so I leave and find my english teacher, chatting around like a stupid retard to some adult. I ask her if I have enough time to get back to class. She says yes. I take my luck and ask if I can go home. She says yes.

Outside, people in all high school grades are playing on a sort of playground. There are many swingsets. The people are being annoying and stopping in front of me, so I complain. This black guy makes a snide comment and I want to beat his head in. I see the school&#39;s back yard "guards," two teenage guys, sitting lazily in their plain, tan cars.

They come out and ask me what I want. I hand them a cordless phone (no idea where it came from) and tell them teacher said I could go home. The dominant one asks why, and I reply "because of something that happened to me in the bathroom." He dials a number and acts like he&#39;s asking teacher. But he starts laughing and I here a voice recording on the other line. So he&#39;s shitting me. But why? Well, I see a third guard on the steps beyond their cars, and he&#39;s an adult. I hand him the phone and he dials a number, but it is not teacher&#39;s, and he asks for back-up. The teenage imposters hop in their cars and drive off in a hurry. I then notice that the guy (he had a Tim Curry kind of accent, maybe not as strong) has been tied up the entire time. Wow. That just kind of passed by me.

So the real guard gets set free and I climb on my red/white/blue bike and ride off through the woods. I hoped that Ashley would, in her story, make my bike lack the blue color, because peppermint is much cuter and girly. Somewhere in this dream I also went by a huge, futuristic movie theater that was TOTALLY kick ass. Rawr.

November 25
Canti - to the party - mall - Then I was riding in the back of a convertible. Laura was driving and Seth and Jamie were there. We were going down a backroad when it got very windy. This giant American flag blew into the road. On each of its corners it had suction cup "feet" that weighted it down. The wind combined with the feet made it move as if it were alive. It seemed to be about to attack us. Then President Bush and his entourage arrived and "saved us" from the flag. Bush (whom I strangely enough did not feel contempt to) was holding a talking ferret spy in his hand. It was brown. It wouldn&#39;t tell him the information so he broke its neck and killed it. Then he unbroke it and the ferret was alive again. Someone was dressed like a fairy and there were lots of scarves. There was a super-cool governmental secret Sci-Fi project. An orange car with hover capabilities.

Later that day I had my first WILD. Something I thought I might never do. I slept from midnight to eight am. Then I ate Reese&#39;s cereal for breakfast. I took my meds and laid down and watched a couple Dharma & gregs. Then I got lazy, turned off the light, then the TV, and drifted in and out of sleep for a while. I noticed this and decided I should try to stay conscious while dozing. I actually succeeded.

WILD: After a few seconds when I became still, I started seeing glowing green color on my ceiling. I opened my eyes all the way and saw cute white glowing skull pictures in each corner of my ceiling. Things were blurry, and I turned my head. I saw a mish-mash of colors. I said "increase clarity now" and my eyes came into focus. I realized that I was staring at a stained glass window. At first my body was like sludge, and I was worried that it would be like that throughout the whole dream, but it quickly dissipated.
I was in an alternate version of my bedroom, in a mansion setting. The bedroom was smaller and cluttered, but cool nonetheless. My bed was a twin size but my Jack Skellington comforter was the same. On the bed were many plushies, including one based off of my Chococat, but it was a girl, and the eyes were triangle and very feminine.

Out one of the non-stained glass windows was the yard. There was a large soccer field and beyond it was a forest of leafless trees. I tried to make them look creepier but it didn&#39;t work.

I almost went out the window, but it was kind of small so I decided to use the door instead. I was curious as to where it would take me, and I didn&#39;t have any particular place in mind. I started running around the huge house, and ran by a dining room with mirror walls. I ran back to it and decided to look at my reflection. It looked like me, but my face was rounder and my body was shaped like a bulky cylendar. Maybe this is because I&#39;m so insecure about my weight. Also, my skin looked kinda bronze, but that was cool.
I then proceeded to run around the mansion some more, trying to think of things I wanted to do, people I wanted to see, and places I wanted to go. I was distracted by the creepy, white structures that were hanging from the ceiling and standing from the floor. For some reason they made me think of people being butchered, and I wanted to get away from them.

I heard some faint music and followed it. I came to a stairway and realized that I wanted to fly. I looked to the stairway and there was a broom sitting by it. I took it and tested it a tiny bit, then I went up the stairs. I started to walk up the stairs and heard a creepy voice. I started to dread going up the stairs, but I did it anyway. I saw that the voice didn&#39;t belong to a creepy thing, but a boy about 12 years old with short blond hair and glasses. As he came down the stairs to meet me I realized he had a lame foot and a furry back (like a werewolf).

He had an older brother that was my age that looked just like him, except he was hot and not pathetic. YB told me something, then said "you should probably get out of here now." He got all sulky and turned toward the wall. I got the feeling that in this dream I was a girl that was unrelated to these two rich boys, but was living with them for some reason. I said "why? is this place dangerous?" OB shook his head and said "it&#39;s just that dad hasn&#39;t gotten to mom yet, and... you know how he gets. I know you&#39;ve had sex before, but..." I said "But I haven&#39;t had sex yet..." And I became unstable and forgot to spin. So I came out of the dream.


November 26
I could fly with ease. I was in a log cabin classroom and the teacher expelled me for flying in class. All the others thought it was cool that I could fly, though.

In another segment I was a fairy and was in a forest full of other fairies and magical creatures, along with plenty of weird giant plants. This one fairy threw something at me as I went by, and I was in the fairy slums.

Random previous dream segment remembered:
I was a real-life Mamimi. I was away from home and nervous. I was in a bronze building by a pool, visiting someone. I kept using a pay phone to try to contact home. Eventually I took the public bus somewhere.

November 27
I dreamed I had a robot boyfriend like Andy, but I don&#39;t remember anything but that. I had another dream where I was in a building full of cats. I was sposed to find a special cat for this old lady. She was a mangy persian, but there was another that looked like her. The only way to tell the difference was by pushing a button on a remote that sent a painless zap to her body since the collar was no longer there.

November 28
1. Me and Jamie were in school, staying in a dorm together. The alarm clock rang and we had to go. Other students including Dakota poured in and commented on our room but apparently that was allowed. I was in the bathroom putting on my make-up. We left and got separated in the lunch crowd. Going up an escalator I accidentally bumped into this midget freshman, and apologized. I found Jay and we went inside. There was a trolley headed for French class, a class that we supposedly had together. We got on with the other students but Jay dropped her drink so she got off, and I did with her. We then had to walk through the hall to French, which was odd. There were silver, sparkly barriers put up, guiding you which way to go, and on the walls were lit up pictures and wall-TVs with video clips playing. As we neared the classroom, we found our class sitting, lined up against the barriers. We heard the French teacher coming and sat at the front of the line on opposite sides. Apparently it was ok after that.

2: There was a racing video game with space crafts. It was an arcade machine. There was also a video game where you play a person and try to raise people&#39;s affection for you. I was trying to get this mad scientist to like me for some reason. There were two games you could play to do this, one where you had to push buttons and one where you didn&#39;t. Then there was something about a man and a woman ferret sleeping in a tube hammock together.

Then I went to a corn restaurant. Outside was some unwrapped meat but it looked like somebody&#39;s entrails. I heard that some creeps eat them with cheese. Inside I ordered corn on the cob but when I sat with those people they also had canned corn on the table, which ticked me off because it wasn&#39;t on any plates. There were plenty of drinks to chose from but the bottles were all more than 1L. One drink was from Hershey and it was like an oreo flavored drink. Then I got in a suped up golf cart with my friend&#39;s relative and she zoomed around for a while at night where the city was lit up. After a near-wreck I decided that I should probably put on my seat belt, but I was fine.

November 30
1. I was in a sort of club with phone support and meetings. I was a long ways away and couldn&#39;t attend the meetings, which were in Florida. So I sent a friend to go for me.

2. There was an anime with something called "bionic wives". They were people but they fell asleep differently than others so that made them "bionic". Apparently I was bionic. On the cartoon a creepy girl attacked another girl&#39;s slumbering girlfriend while she wasn&#39;t looking.

3. Was in a boy&#39;s bedroom, on the top of his bunk bed. I think I was with Sam and Brien. A ghost was in the room and started dripping on us. It was dark and we freaked.

4. In my bedroom, my light went "half-out" and there was an(other) evil spirit (but in my own room this time). My mom wouldn&#39;t console me. I stole an extra bulb from a lamp but it was the wrong kind. I spent the night awake, totally scared. My mom came in at one point and said she could see it by an outlet, but still she gave me no sympathy.

5. I ordered a free, huge, color playing guide to Zelda Ocarina of Time and The Minish Cap (which was a console game in this dream). Jay was over but she really didn&#39;t care about it. We were in the dining room.

6. A guy I know was a minor character in a cool movie. I wrote him and another guy from my school fan letters. I was outside at lunch and typed to the other guy on a laptop as anonymous asking him why he didn&#39;t keep pet rats. He turned directly to me and said it was cuz they were up all night. I told him about mine and went to eat lunch with the pretty, short-haired, blonde teacher.

7. I dreamed that I was about to eat some ravioli. I woke up trying to blow on it. xD

December 3
1. I was in a dark alleyway with red Canti. He got mad and started to attack this... other robot? Anyway, something went wrong and something in his head sort of blew up. He was pretty much dead by then, to my utter horror. Jamie saw how upset I was and e-mailed Haruko (whom neither of us actually knew, personally) to fix him ASAP.

2. I was in a mall. I was on the top floor, number 70. I went through the door to the elevators and escalators. At first, I wanted to go through the elevator to a dark evil world to play around in (no idea), but I decided to do more shopping first. I took the escalator down a couple floors and almost went to the FLCL store, but these two women at an ice cream stand kept trying to sucker me in. At first I resisted, but I gave in and asked for a 1-scoop of light chocolate and another of mint chocolate chip on top, on a small cone. One of the ladies was in danger of losing her job for eating &#036;25 worth of the ice cream. then a mob came to harass her and I never got my ice cream.

3. Me and Jay were in a dark library with a bunch of silent people minding their own business. They looked washed-out, if that makes any sense. This was like a horror video game. Jamie&#39;s job was to lead, and mine was to collect items. We almost went to leave to go to a cool place, a sort of grey-blue corridor, but I had a feeling there were more items around. I found a couple of keys (one half-way wedged beneath a waist-tall bookshelf) and some interesting trinkets. We started to leave but the dream ended.

4. I was at the yellow house but Aunt Nancy&#39;s family and Matt&#39;s family BOTH lived there. It was the week of christmas this year, and me and Matt (whom still looked about 10 to me) fell asleep in the living room. I was on a reclining chair and he was on a normal one. Then I woke the next day while he was still asleep and went into the kitchen. It was crowded in there and Aunt Nancy was there. They were talking about how they&#39;d never seen grandma so happy before. I had an oudated CD player (looked like an old tape recorder) and was listening to some music with Matt.

December 5
1. Me and Jay were in an uber-cool city, but the sky was bright blue. (Sickening.) I had "super zoom-in vision" and was trying to figure out what something far away was. At first I thought it was a string of strange clouds behing some buildings, but then I saw that it was a fence. I looked somewhere else really far away and saw a large group of children dressed in poverish, blue, British-style clothes. I thought they were orphans escaping an opressive country. I wanted to help them so we raced after them.

Then everything changed. The sky went black and flat, the street lights came con, and colors looked brighter. In an alley, we watched the orphans jumping into a manhole. a guy with an umbrella and red hair (he looked like a chubby version of my art teacher) was the adult with them. He apparaently mistook us for his own group and ushered us into the manhole (for some reason I thought this was a cool idea). I said wicked, and put my legs in. My hips were too big so he indicated a button by me. I pushed it and the manhole got large enough for me to slip through. I fell, though, unexpectedly, and toppled over onto this strange "conveyer belt thing".

I was in an underground place, like the red slip and slide from previous dreams (just in size and movement). It was real narrow and the surfaces were made to look like this was a cave carved into the sand of a beach, with decorative seashells and starfish wedged into the fake sand. The conveyor belt made me terrified because it went so fast that when it went around a corner, I spun around on my butt.

When I saw that I was headed down a really narrow path I squeezed my eyes shut. I whipped around the corners and came to an open area. My eyes were still closed but somehow I learned a lot here. This was a sort of "introduction" show with huge, startling anamatronic squid-people like at an attraction from Orlando Studios. They told me that the orphans were really a race of strange squid people from another planet. They claimed that they were friendly but I swear there was malice in their voices. Plus they talked mostly of food, and this scared me. The conveyor beld finally dumped me off in a little room that some squid people and me and (Jay was replaced by) some creature with Bloo&#39;s personality were supposed to live in. Apparently a few days went by but I still hadn&#39;t opened my eyes. My companion coaxed me into it because he was having a great time. I&#39;d been miserable for a multitude of reasons, one being because the bed was strange and customizable, with many different buttons to make it comfortable to specific individuals. Under a category on the head of the bed called "human" was a whole set of buttons I could use to make myself at least physically comfortable.

Unlike me, he (the creature thing) was adapting well and having a great time. He didn&#39;t seem to care at all that I was so terrified and miserable. I was still too afraid to look directly at the squid people. The dream had a somewhat "Spirited Away" feel to it, then it turned into a movie that I was telling about and showing to my mom. It was a live action 80&#39;s fantasy sci-fi. But the main character was a boy and he had no companion. Mom thought it was cool and trippy.

2. I was in a room, joking around with somebody. Ron from Harry Potter was there but he was just a normal guy. I said that it&#39;d be funny if Ron was God and everyone laughed. Then I knew that Ron was seriously attracted to me so I pinned him to the floor (good god) and started making out with him, rather awkwardly. Then I was by myself in the same room (which looked like a bluer version of grandma&#39;s guest room) wearing thick, trendy, black-frame glasses. My hair was straight and also black. A tan woman and a black man arrived and apparently they were my lovers (I was a bit scared of the guy; he wasn&#39;t sweet at all and he acted like your stereotypical nigger). I was submissive to their codominance.

December 9
1. Me and Jamie and my stepdad were at my house. They were watching a movie together (I know, WTF). It was new, and the horror genre. There were lots of characters based off of the fictional ones that me and Jay like. For instance, the main character was a girl with long, straight, blonde hair, named Linda. There were also characters such as Ashley and Stan (after Hihat). The movie was also of subcatagory paranormal. There were lots of cool characters but only Linda had to deal with the "scary" crap. First she went to an elementary school and was told by the kids which locker belonged to the girl that had died decades ago. Then she opened it and somehow it took her to an underground hallway that was very dark. The girl&#39;s ghost was very lonely, so she had kidnapped other ghosts. Linda had to set them free, one by one, by first witnessing their deaths, then solving puzzles. Then she could also set the girl&#39;s ghost free.

After that, she left the school and dealt with her friends some more (Josh Carter from ObsCure was there, and Linda&#39;s boyfriend). Next she had to release the spirit of a dangerous adolescent Asian boy. He has killed and kept five souls. This is where the movie starts getting REALLY horrific. The deaths were gory, but very cool.

There were also impressive 3D moments to the film, as I emerged from my room while Jay and Russ were watching it. In the den, (I think the x-mas tree was already up; it was IRL) danny was there, drawing comics. I was a cameo in one of them and so was a humanized Canti. He was short, had black hair, blue or green eyes, and was not quite so sweet. A girl online suggested that he wear the fake halo so that he could be more easily identified. Then D left and mom was there doing something on the floor. I had this large, red, plastic cup of water. It started to crack and swell over for some reason. It made the floor a tad wet, but I spread it out so that mom couldn&#39;t tell. Then I went to school and my AHM comic was kinda popular. I was even praised by my art teacher.

2- I went to a sort of Food Lion (not by a car, in a rolly-spinny desk chair... don&#39;t ask). I went to buy stuff, and as I was scooting down an aisle I saw Ben go by, also in a RSD chair. I tipped my head back toward him and said "Hi, Ben" but he ignored me, which pissed me off and also hurt my feelings.

Then I went to this big toybox and saw that all that was inside were a lot of rag dolls, all but one were African-American. One was caucasian. I set up the two, cutest black dolls on top, then ran (rolled) into my mom. We said some stuff that I can&#39;t remember.

3- I was trying to impress some stupid bitchy girls (that weren&#39;t worthy of my friendship anyway) by playing a fucking gay yaoi game. But why??

WILD:
Crappariffic&#33; Started out in a version of my bedroom. Went to the bathroom&#39;s door, opened it, then closed it again, because I wanted to change it into a large bathroom. I saw it looked mostly the same as in reality. The second time I opened the door, all that happened was that the decorations got spiffier. Light pastels on dark blue, and cow print. I went out my bedroom door to the livingroom, which was longer, differently layed out, and contained the same decorative scheme as my new bathroom.

In the kitchen I saw Jamie. She looked kinda creepy, and acted like she was posessed by an imp (mischevious demon causing little to no actual harm). At first I was like "Hm, that&#39;s kinda scary. Myep." But then I was all "whatever." So I went over to her (she was laughing/snickering demonically - nothing abnormal). Then I started "slipping away." My vision got horribly blurry and I remembered to look at my hands. I then said "increase clarity now" but it only got slightly less blurry, then I was overwhelmed by it. I started to drift upward and Jay tried to help me but there&#39;s only so much someone with the brain of an imp can do. Therefore I woke up.

December 10
1. It was night, and I was in a strange place. My situation was nothing like real life. Then I was being stalked or something and I flew out into the night, keeping low to the ground for cover. At one point I was lucid and in a strange, purple and chrome building. I passed an elevator and tried to make Lord Canti appear as the doors opened but it didn&#39;t work; nothing was inside. I ended up back at the place from before, but it was a bit - but not much - safer. I tried even harder to make him appear from behind a closed door. It worked because I remember his big, friendly TV head was there to greet me. Shortly after, I woke up to Rusty&#39;s bitching.

2. There were several unrealistic, "natural" disasters going on at once. I was in a blue truck with grandma and Seth. We were in a sloping city. I got out of the car because I saw the prep Heather from school. I asked if she was all right but she just looked at me funny. I jumped in the back of the truck and we started going really slow up another slope. Heather started coming toward me then, at a pace of walking but still quicker than we were moving. She smiled and I realized her brains had been scrambled, and she thought she was a cat. I pet her head and she smiled again and returned to her prior spot, content.

3. I was Mamimi. Apparently, this was a flashback from her life a couple years ago. I was in a store with dark orange walls and noticed that there were picture of actors under a glass counter. In two separate Wizard of Oz pics, I saw Canti dressed up as the Scarecrow and then the Tin Man (seems more fitting). Now I knew that Canti was not just a god, but a talented actor as well. I thought I saw him and got excited, but it was just some egotistical actor guy with a blazer like Canti&#39;s. He thought I was his fangirl or something. He then went off on a bragging rant and I said something snide and walked off, but he didn&#39;t notice.

December 12
1. I was vacationing in FLA resort with Rusty, Jay, and Laura. Laura eventually became Karen, then my Aunt Shelly for a short time, then no one. Sometimes mom was there and sometimes she wasn&#39;t. At first I thought we were staying for a week, but I learned that we were only staying for a day. It was Monday in the dream.

Me and Jay had been sleeping in a big sleeping bag in the sand, beside the hotel, instead of in it. It was too hot to stand. Jay went back to sleep but I got up and went into our hotel room, which was strangely like a garage, and picked out which swimsuit I wanted to wear. It was a cute one. Then I went to the pool, instead of the ocean, and Rusty gave me a pair of plastic sandals and asked Jay&#39;s shoe size. I told him 8 and he tossed me a pair for her. I went back and woke her up. She was sleeping on an empty grape soda can. At first she was whiney and hot, so I told her she&#39;d cool off if she got up. She perked up and decided she would.

During the day, I was on the sloping beach from prior dreams, except it was like a real beach this time. I noticed I was getting small bumps on my shoulders. Then I saw a bottle of sunscreen float down towards Aunt Shelly&#39;s blanket setup. Aimlessly, I followed it. Aunt Shelly didn&#39;t believe that I was me. She said "Tom, doesn&#39;t this kid look like Amber?" I stood there and tried to convince them.

2. A Q-Ko-chan dream. Kirio&#39;s house. Q was walking around but Kirio had some guy like Q stuffed in a plastic bottle. He was miserable, but Kirio and Q were happy.

3. Some sort of video game about making choices? Maybe building relationships with the characters, again.

4. Snick Snap?

December 13
1. Long Live The Pwner Geek

Started out that I was in a trailor like Dad&#39;s with a "brother" of mine. (He was my height and had short, spiky/messy black hair, and possibly yellow eyes.) We were in the bathroom (like Dad&#39;s trailor) and we were standing fully clothed in the bathtub, hugging like we&#39;d just made up from a fight. Then we looked out the bathroom window and saw all the other kids outside, goofing off. They saw us and began to taunt us so we left the bathroom.

We heard a strange noise so we went to investigate. In brother&#39;s bedroom, all was still. I was about to tell him to check under the bed when this guy jumped out from it, and scared the piss out of us. He was walking on his hands, with his ankles behind his head like some kind of special contortist. My brother told me to run away as it seemed this guy was after me.

I fled outside but I knew somehow that my brother&#39;d been KO&#39;d. The guy came after me again, only he now was upright. Then he drug me to a new place. A small bedroom with a comfy bed. He drug me up over it by my wrists, and accidentally pulled my body over his. I held my breath and stared at him for a moment, taking in his features. He had shaggy, Kaori-style light brown hair and blue eyes behind geeky glasses. He stared back but when I pulled away he acted like I had done something gross.

Then my brother went up into space to do something for the government (not the same one IRL). Apparently this guy worked for them and had kidnapped me so that my brother would do what the government wants him to.

Later, I am with my brother and we enter a Taco Bell. I notice my geeky kidnapper and get excited because I still have a crush on him (and he still acts like I&#39;m a minor niusance). I eat two tacos with my bro and my mom comes in. She starts examining the place and asks me what I think of the "taco boy". I only manage an "...uh" before she moves on to something else and pretty much disappears from the dream.

I go behind the counter to him, where no one can see us. I say I want to talk to him but he gives me an envelope that is thick with a card and money. I told him I didn&#39;t need that, and I was confused. He reminds me that I&#39;m now "on the run" from the government. (I guess he fell in love with me and let me go back to my brother.)

I take the moment to realize he actually does love me. I grab his hands and he (as if fulfilling a secret desire and paranoid someone would find out) put his arms around me and kisses me passionately.

Then Taco Bell becomes my kitchen and I&#39;m distracted by the envelope of money. I plop down on the floor between the kitchen and the den, him standing beside me, and I play with the money. The dollars are cute and pink, and the change is colors like pink, blue yellow. They look like little bulbs with solid-color, plastic heads in them. I ask him why they changed the money and he says "If you don&#39;t do something like that every once in a while, things get boring."

Then, as if on cue, the government shows up. My geek curses and my brother becomes aware. We see them coming up the back porch. I stand on my feet and cling to my former kidnapper. They break in and some representatives hound my brother. The midget president hugs my legs and interrogates my sexy dude. We&#39;re in trouble. xD

2. I&#39;m at the yellow house showing Jessie a flash movie some DA dude (sn like jaringel) made based off my character, Ashley, with long black hair. Only now it was in fricken 3D anime style and it didn&#39;t make any sense. The beginning had a poorly scripted group of RPG like people and the girl&#39;s boobs were weird. The ending included Ashley/me and my brother blasting off into space in a space ship. Somehow I disappeared into the technology but my brother didn&#39;t. Jessie was like "woooow. ok." Then the computer became a TV and started crapping out and playing a stupid kids&#39; anime.

December 14
1. I was at some cool place with Mitchell. It was in an urban city. We were in a parking lot with three brick walls around it and a backroad on the last side. The walls had grafitti on them and it was fun. We were little kids again (that&#39;s when we got along the best). There was some weird, fat white cloud that was sort of like a ghost and it was chasing us. It was kinda like a battle from a kid-friendly anime.

2. I was visiting these two nice people that lived in a mobile trailor (it was attached to a vehicle). I went back to their bathroom (which was huge, BTW) and sat on the toilet, where I realized I got my period, and that I was bleeding all over the place (just my luck). I went back into the main room and this door-to-door saleswoman was bothering them (the kind that just won&#39;t take no for an answer).

That night, my two friends were gone and I had someone (maybe Jamie?) over. The saleslady elbowed her way in again and I tried to beat her up with a hairbrush. Instead of getting upset and leaving she got into her underwear.

3. Zombie Geek Returns

Same trailor from before, except it&#39;s been cross-bred with my house. I was living in it with a bunch of other people. I guess there was some kind of crisis and everyone&#39;s house had been destroyed. (Cool.) Some of the people I know IRL were: mom, Jamie, Aunt Nancy, and Lauren.

I went outside and drove around in the passenger seat (?) of my mom&#39;s car. Then I had a video game controller with a wicked long cord. Apparently I&#39;d left the cord spread out across the road by Bryan&#39;s grandparents&#39; house for some reason. It got ran over just as I was about to reach it and it was mauled pretty bad. I got out of the car and went to retrieve it then Bryan popped out of the house. We chit-chatted about video games and he felt bad (ha-ha) about my cord. Sometime between now and when I got back home I realized that there was a hoard of zombies on the way to our area.

At home, I told Jay about it and we shut all the windows and locked them, closed the blinds, and warned everyone. Then we quickly set about zombie-proofing the house. I saw Dakota and another one of our younger, male housemates on the back porch with a strange, creepy baby. It looked almost like a grey child from the Silent Hill movie, so of coarse I didn&#39;t trust it. Mom saw it and felt sorry for it but I was like "No&#33; It&#39;s a trap&#33;" I let the other two in but closed the door before the freak of nature could get in. Then I locked the door and watched as it morphed into a green-skinned zombie and even more of a freak of nature.

At one point there was an injured zombie on the back porch, but there was something strange about him. Somehow he wasn&#39;t like the other zombies. He looked just like my geek from yesterday, but he didn&#39;t have glasses, and his hair was black instead of brown (or whatever it was). I warned my mom but she stubbornly went outside in "nurse-mode" and set about treating him. I wondered what was the point of treating a zombie, anyway. Interestingly, he seemed to be like one of my "intelligent zombies" (like AHM&#39;s currently unintroduced Jenna), and he showed no signs of wanting to hurt anybody. I figured he must be pretty damn intellectual to fend off the mind-numbingness of becoming a zombie.

Then I had a "genius" (it was a little too obvious and a little too delayed) idea. He, a zombie on our side, could safely venture out into the outbroken areas to salvage our supplies. But, to my dismay, (and shortly after I said that) he magically became human again (my mom can cure zombies? sounds like a way to make a fortune&#33. Thus I found myself falling in love with him - AGAIN. (Who is this DC??) Mom&#39;s bandage on his neck had her signature on it and I thought that was the stupidest thing ever. I said "Oh my god, she&#39;s labelling you as her posse." Later, I got two cans of what I think was called "Pepsi Love" and gave them to Lauren and a fat cow/friend of hers.

4. The number of DCs from the last dream dramatically decreases, and the zombie theme is exchanged for a different horror theme - murder mystery. It was no longer fun but unsettling.

I was in my room listening to a tape player tell a strange story about all of us that still lived in the house/trailor, and it said mom was exploring someplace she "shouldn&#39;t be" and on the tape she screamed and was murdered, in a dark corridor. This disturbed me so I decided to do something equally disturbing (...?). Thoroughly fucked up, I went throughout the house, checking peoples&#39; bedrooms while singing creepy mediaeval lulliby verses (ex. "Aura, Aura, where is your heavenly bough?" It was supposedly from Sleeping Beauty; I have no idea what a bough actually is so...) as I went. Then I saw mom in the den with Karen watching a TV show. I was glad she wasn&#39;t dead, but I still felt scared.

December 15
Stupid dreams, inconsistent, including a fucked up version of RE4. Jay was there.

December 17
1. I was at dad&#39;s house, and he was there. I went to bed in my room and when I woke up there were all of these birdcages everywhere. I faintly remembered my mom (what was she doing there?) coming in the middle of the night and making some noise. I hate birds and here I was surrounded by them. It was strange. Also one of the birds was my parakeet from my youth, only it was the size of a cockateel.

2. Puppetting Dimensions

I was in a graveyard, but it wasn&#39;t "real". I mean it wasn&#39;t from my dimension. Somehow I "created" it as a place to go to escape from the world. Everything was blue-tinted and I was standing on top of a gravestone looking down. I had a boyfriend, a cute, goofy boy that looked sorta like a real version of Piyoko&#39;s Coo. we came here to play (probably to "play-play" too x3). I also had powers and could point with my finger and make things happen (I can&#39;t remember if I was semi-lucid or not). Like, I made a fake copy of my boy over in one corner, then I poofed him into a chicken, then I had him and my boy switch places. He was very amused and I think I was showing off.

Then I wanted some time to myself so he went off exploring and found this big rock fortress that you had to tie a chain around your knees and drag up rocks (?) to climb up the slope and get into it. I was finished being by myself and went off to get him (his personality reminded me of Ron&#39;s from Kim Possible, and I had a bit of her adventurousness, but that was all). He was playing around at the fortress and I made my way up as described. Then this evil sorceress came and we fought her off. It was cool.

3. I was at a house with Jay. We were in a bedroom and Abby was in there with a plus-shaped cage of about the same height of her real one. We played with abby for a while but the room caught on fire, so we had to go get the firemen. (First of all, why did we leave Abby in the burning room? Second of all, why didn&#39;t we just CALL the firemen?) It was night out and we went to the town. We made it to the fire station but it was totally empty and no one was around.

I guess I became somewhat lucid and realized that Abby was in no danger so what was the point of looking for some dumb firemen anyway. I abandoned Jay and went outside to where a group of people were watching the firestation in awe. I looked back and saw that it had spontaneously burst into flames. I shrugged it off and decided to have someone cool drive up in a car to pick me up. I thought "Canti? ...Nah, I do him a lot." I thought and thought but all I could come up with was Detective Munch (that&#39;s what I get for watching Law & Order SVU before bed ). I said "Munch will drive up now - in a car."

A minivan drove up. It had a dark color. The door opened but I had half-failed. I got the car-part right, but that was definately not Munch waiting for me. It was a fat guy in a suit (got the clothes right xD). I sighed and got in the car. The door closed and we started driving. I made the guy not fat anymore and sat on his lap facing him. Then I tried to develop my DC mutation skills by making his face look like Munch&#39;s (as he stared at me curiously). I sorta did but not completely so I got discouraged and gave up.

4. Papa Tom was in the passenger&#39;s seat and grandma was driving. We were driving uphill through the woods. I noticed a bulge on grandma&#39;s forehead and noted how stupid stuff often happens in dreams so instead of making her angry by telling her this was a dream, I calmly told her there was something on her forehead. She went "Oh?" and pullet it out. It turned into an uncooked miniature chicken and Papa Tom wanted to eat it. I told him it probably had MSG and salmonella (I don&#39;t think that comes from chicken IRL) and a bunch of other diseases so he threw it out the window. Then gorillas started attacking us (in the woods? But their faces didn&#39;t show, just their arms flailed up around the windows). I was afraid. I don&#39;t remember if the dude who&#39;s lap I was sitting on was there anymore.

Then we came to this place and they told me to get out. This lady was standing there and she told me to go into this pen full of gorillas. I stared, wide-eyed. "I&#39;m being sold to a gorilla farm, aren&#39;t I?" The lady confirmed this and said she was my new owner. So the whole attack was staged by my evil grandparents who wanted to make some money by selling me away. Hahaha. Typical. So I miserably went into the cage and couldn&#39;t help but feel that I was the gorillas&#39; new slave (EWWW).

Later I was in this room with the blonde lady&#39;s adopted Puerto Rican children. I became aware this was all just some fucked up dream again and that it should end soon. I wouldn&#39;t even bother trying to change anything. One of the girls handed me some gum (how kind. Maybe she was a "slave" too. Well, she was treating me as her equal, nonetheless) and one of the boys commented on my feet. I looked at my sneakers and saw that the little toes were bent upward resulting in a mildly strange appearance. Then I got out a health kit with "magical" wipes that were supposed to do something cool.

5. At this point I woke up, ate some breakfast, and went back to sleep, too tired to even bother trying a WILD, which I couldn&#39;t do yesterday. But I did get another LD THAT YOU WON&#39;T GET TO KNOW ABOUT. xD

Me and Jamie were in college and we both lived in this strange but cool apartment complex. It was up in the trees and was built on a huge porch on the trees. You took an elevator to get up there. Me and Jay had just got back from a trip to the movies or something, and we were laughing and really happy. She got to her apartment and I ran over to mine (I almost went to the wrong one, but my apartment was only one away from hers). They were arranged in a 2-1-2 pattern on the porch, and Jay and mine&#39;s were both on a two row, right across from each others&#39;, with a 1 row in the middle of the porch between us. There were little built-in tables in front of our apartments so we could have room to do stuff because the apartments themselves were so small. Jay went into hers and I watched TV on my table while I did homework or something.

After that, I went into my apartment, took in the TV, and laid down on my sleeping bag. your apartment was nothing but a room just large enough for a sleepingbag on the floor. The walls were covered from floor to ceiling with shelves of my posessions, and everything was made out of relaxing black wood. Overhead, hanging on a string, was a naked light bulb. The kind you have to pull to turn on. I don&#39;t know where the bathroom was, but it might&#39;ve been in a tiny room/closet behind my head, about the size of a port-a-john.
I watched outside at all of the people going by on a bridge somewhere beyond Jay&#39;s room and became lucid enough to remember Lord Canti. (*THE REST OF THIS DREAM HAS BEEN OMITTED FOR BEING TOO SEXY. PLEASE ENJOY THE REST OF THE SHOW. xD*)

6. I was in a stone temple at the beach. Still lucid, I could fly around and stuff. Something happened to Canti from the last dream and he was in a place in the temple, in trouble (again with the "something is dying, I must save it" scenario). I flew around the outside of the temple, over the water, and came to a rock door like the ones from Okami. I tried to kill it but was unable to. I figured Canti was already dead by this point (just like with the dream-Abby xD) so I decided that "screw this, I&#39;m going somewhere else".

I spun around (being careful not to close my eyes) and said "Take me someplace cool." For the first time, spin-teleporting actually worked&#33; I also got a bit dizzy heheh. Several times throughout the dream I looked at my hands and rubbed them together to stay stable. My hands looked normal, except they had these cool lightning-reminiscent patterns glowing on the palms and fingers. Anyway, it took me to this place in the suburbs with a bunch of houses and trees, it was like a suburban area in a rain forest. I flew around some and messed with some people. This one lady called me an assassin and tried to kill me so I fought her. It was fun but random as shit lol.

7. No longer lucid, but that&#39;s fine. I&#39;d had enough lucidity for one night/day/over-extended sleep period. This took place in a moder/mediaeval-crossed world and I was the apprentice of this sexy, gray-cloaked wizard with an awesome sense of fashion. He was a mute and his hood totally hid his face, reminding me of those old videogame sprites or the Grim Reaper. At first he saw me as a lazy pest. We were going somewhere and we had to take the horses. My sexy wizard was being cold to me and was walking too fast for me on purpose. I shouted "Wait&#33;" huffing and trying to catch my breath "Come on, don&#39;t be that way&#33; You know, your hat really turns me on&#33;" Then he came to a dead stop, turned around, and flashed me the peace sign. xD Lousy perv. <3

I hitched up this yellow cart to the front of his horse and put the cute little mule in it like I was supposed to. The cart wouldn&#39;t close and I was worried the mule would fall out and be trempled. His other apprentice, a guy about 20 years old, with MUCH more motivation and magic skills than me, was like, "just forget about the cart, it&#39;s not going to work anyway. Just leave the damn donkey here." I was like "NOOO" and tucked the thing under my arm like a plushie. Then the wizard was on his horse and he made room for me. I was like "Hehe, so I get to ride with you now?" I got in front of him (I think he wanted to get lucky with me :3) and he made me drive the horse (for practise I guess) through the woods toward our destination. I messed up some but he helped me (he&#39;s so funny).

I&#39;ve been having a lot of romantic/sexy dreams lately.

December 21
1. I had a baby boy but I didn&#39;t gain any weight so I didn&#39;t know I was pregnant.

2. The reason I am so creative was because when I was an infant, they put an art/music microchip in my brain.

December 26
1. I&#39;m on a website and there&#39;s a program online that lets you recreate your dreams with little 3D characters. I am watching the dream of this one dude who I only know on the internet. The bg is black with those neon green gridlines, but the characters are from DBZ. The guy who the dream belongs to is portrayed as Krillin. I&#39;m like "ok whatever."

2. Advertisement for a .hack game. Includes lots of Mistral and apparently Mistral/Kite action; great graphics.

3. I&#39;m at the yellow house, still occupied by grandma and co. Grandma is conducting a strange experiment and somehow it causes me to attain psychokinesis. I use it to open up doors with my mind and meaningless junk like that. There was also deception and an invisible door.

4. I was flying in the sky with Andy and an army of diverse robot models who were wicked cool. Andy told me I had to become a robot so I asked why. He told me that soon the planet would become unfit for humans, and I guess he didn&#39;t want to have me die or be unhappy. He told me to pick out a model I&#39;d like to be from all the robots among us. I chose a short, petite, yellow robot with half-oval-shaped eyes and eyelashes. We flew down low to the grass clearing (me and Andy only) and zoomed along the grass. It was exilerating. This girl who apparently knew me scolded me for "being with a robot again". I guess it was taboo?

5. I was in a schoolyard at dusk. There were lots of bg DCs, but one that looked like this guy from Algebra 2 kept pestering me. I wanted to play, but he was getting in my way. I climbed on top of a brick wall, and spun, and said "take me to Andy" but in the confusion (thanks a lot DC) I closed my eyes and had an FA.

6. I woke up in a cozy bedroom on a bed reminiscent of mom&#39;s old water bed (which was no longer a water bed). I might&#39;ve remembered to do an RC, but I was distracted by all the other teenage DCs sitting on the bed with me. One was this cute, nerdy DC (probably inspired by the cashier I met when I got my TMNT cards) who had gotten backfrom a long trip, or just came outta a coma. Or something.

He handed me a card (everybody was getting one from him) and it had a bunch of crappy drawings all over it. First I was unsure if it was mine or not, but I saw my name in it. Inside was mediocre poetry, describing how I&#39;d met this guy online, and how he&#39;d "gotten to know me in real life". We had apparently gone out for a while but I&#39;d broken up with him for some reason, and I wanted to kiss him and ask him out again. The dream ended before I had the chance.

December 27
I GOT CANTI ON THE BRAIN AGAIN WOO (it&#39;s like drugs).

Jay and I were lying in bed having hallucinations. I guess we were supposed to be tripping on drugs or something. Some of the hallucinations had cool heavy metal music that we got up and danced like morons to. One of the hallucinations was a music video, containing clips from a tie-off FLCL episode. In the dream, extra scenes were added all throught the anime. One included Naota clinging to Mamimi and Canti popping in from the side in the bg and dejectedly asking "why are you hugging Kitty like that?" (Jap text was on his screen and there were English subs.) They had changed it so throughout the series, he would refer to Mamimi, and he would call her Kitty. I told Jay I needed to watch the extended version of FLCL and see all the Cantimi elements. The song sounded a lot like the 80&#39;s "Relax" but it was different. The voice and instruments were the same, but the tune was different. The most shocking moment of the video was when Mamimi was sitting on the ground in an empty baseball field at dusk, crying and hugging her knees. Then she turns and notices Tasuku (who&#39;s face you can&#39;t see, but you see his smile) next to her in his baseball uniform and jacket. "These feelings just seem so com-pact." She instinctively grabs onto his arm. "What&#39;s that?" It shows a close-up of her face, bursting into tears of relief. "React&#33;"

The song did it again at the end, but different. Somewhere in the city, in the same exact way, she notices Canti beside her. Then she grabs his arm again at the "What&#39;s that?" part, and at the "React&#33;" part it shows both her and Canti, zooming out slightly, looking at each other, mystified. Then, after the song ends, it switches to a clip of Mamimi in the future, an adult, but alone; broken. She is unable to make it on her own. She sees a group of robots and tries to hug one (probably trying to emulate how she feels with Lord Canti). It says something alone the lines of "Mom, get this human offa me." Then another says "Just ignore it, dear. The human can&#39;t help it. She&#39;s malfunctioning." Mamimi had gone senile without the guidance of Lord Canti. The clip ends and I am crying from its touching message.

January 3:
Zombie invasion: Jay and I are imprisoned in my room, lying flat on a bed to stay safe. There&#39;s a z at the bed&#39;s edge, but because we are lying as we are it can&#39;t reach us. We are anticipating a worldwide radio wave distribution that should tell all the z&#39;s within range to go away from any live humans. It happens, and the one in the room goes into the closet (Abby isn&#39;t in there) and the one that was lurking out my bedroom door goes off somewhere. We quickly escape out the back porch door, but Jay has been forgotten by my dreaming mind. I fly up into the air, trying to think of things to do, but I have a mental block. I see neighbors who are watching me and are impressed at me airborne skills. "Your folks know you can do that?"

Then I see a plane crashing in the sky, I try to tell my neighbors to take cover, but they&#39;re not listening to me anymore. I give up on them and hide behind my house. While I&#39;m getting comfortable, the plane patiently seems to wait until I&#39;m safe before it crashes. Lol. The crash blows my house off of the frame clear over my head and causes a massive earthquake. After that I try to spin but have no destination in mind, and end up in a dream loop, back where I started. The only difference is that Jay is gone and the z&#39;s have already been affected by the waves.

I exit out the porch again and fly up to the roof for clear thinking. What should I do and where should I go? Spinning objectivelessly isn&#39;t working, so I could try going to a beach with some fat guy. I guess my lucidity isn&#39;t worth even crap right now cuz I don&#39;t end up going anywhere. I notice Shaun from Shaun of the Dead on the roof of a distant house, watching me. I want him to come over, so I make a z wander onto my porch and act as if in peril. Just as I wanted, he leaps down, runs over to me, and totally kills the shit out of it. Before I can even say &#39;hi&#39; I wake up. In the dream I was in a calm, creative mood, but upon waking I was unsettled, but I can&#39;t say why&#33;

January 4:
I was sleeping but I woke up for some reason. The I saw an alien probe in my room and got real excited. It gave me a piece of paper and a pencil. On the paper, which was a worksheet, I was supposed to draw whatever it told me to and answer the questions. There were about 4 sets. I completed it, gave it to him (the probe; as a robophile I&#39;m prone to giving mechanical things genders), and went back to sleep.

The next day, I found out that a few others had been visited by probes as well, including that cow from school. That night, I was teleported from my room to an examination room. It was blue-chrome and for some reason I was naked. I looked behind me and saw a long window. Through it was a friendly-looking alien with a human disguise on, with short black hair. I gave him several excited gestures such as the thumbs-up (which I seem to enjoy doing in my dreams) and the arm pump, and he returned them with a smile. I laid on my side, facing opposite him, and completed the papers they gave me.

The next day, at school, I learned that the cow had been time-tested by the aliens, and had failed (which I found amusing). They had t&#39;tested her cuz they wanted her to be their speed worker or something. She was really upset about it. I also learned that the aliens were somehow connected to some American company. I couldn&#39;t wait for my next encounter with them.

January 13:
Stepdad upset me so I took Abby and her playpen and climbed up onto the roof to stay away from him. It was night and the stars were out. I think I was catching a cold.