Thread: Spoof's Journal

August 17, 2008

(regular falling asleep)

<b>Big Movies + DZ</b>
In this dream, I am in a place somewhat like Discovery Zone due to the fact that there was a giant blowup slide that I am going to ride. The line is fairly long, so I have to wait a bit. I finally get to the slide, and I see that all the little kids have caused a pile-up. I am pushed down the slide, and I accidentally smash into a kid. Another kid smashes into me. We are now on a flat part of the slide, kind of like a midway point. All of a sudden, my step-mother comes and shields me from the side of the slide and says, "I am trying to protect you from the radiation. Let's go." I go along thinking that there was just a terrorist attack or something horrible. It made me kind of excited. We get into the van and drive somewhere...I remember that the scenery was like in California. We arrive in a large complex-looking building. When we get inside, it is a giant movie theater. It has multiple levels, and I feel very confused because I don't know how to get from one level to the next. I go to the top somehow, and watch a movie. It is about nuclear warfare. I go down one level in the building,, which is entirely made of glass now, and since I can't seem to find my way across to talk to my friends, I just hop up on some random desks, and walk around on those. I last one I step on tips over, and some girl's stuff flies everywhere. She runs over and I say that I'm sorry. She says not to worry about it. (I haven't talked to this girl IRL since like 6th grade...right now I'm a High School senior) We continue to talk about some other random things, and then it is over.

<b>Random Snippets</b>
- Maybe thinking about doing a RC sometime, but just continuing what I was doing

<b>January 3, 2009</b>

Well, it's been awhile since I last wrote in my online journal, but from now on I am actually going to make an effort to do this every morning.

<b>Police Encounter</b>
I am at my grandmother's house, just chilling with my cousins and parents. I remember that I have to go to soccer practice right away or else I will be late. I rush out the door of the house and go outside. There are not any trees anywhere, but in real life, there are a bunch of trees everywhere. (I will remember to notice when things are different) I run over to my car, and start to drive away. There is a bunch of fog and haze everywhere. I go down the road for awhile, and am all of a sudden in a different town. I am in the turn lane to go to my local Kwik Trip, and a stop-light (which is not there in real life) turns green. I wait for the oncoming traffic to go, but they don't, so I pull out. The traffic then starts to go. I speed across, and see a cop. I think that she is going to pull me over and she does by making a peace symbol with her fingers. I take that as my cue to pull over. I pull over in the parking lot, and roll my window half-way down. The cop, who is a lady, comes over to me and says hi. The conversation went something like this:
<b>Cop:</b> Hello.
<b>Me:</b> Hey.
<b>Cop:</b> I really didn't want to pull you over since I know you have to go to soccer practice</b>
<b>Me:</b> Well...then can I go?
<b>Cop:</b> Don't you remember me?
<b>Me:</b> Oh yeah, I remember! (Even though I had no clue)
<b>Cop:</b> (Looks as if she is not buying it.) Well, I guess I will let you go.
<b>Me:</b> Thanks...I guess I'll see you later?
<b>Cop:</b> Yeah, have a good practice.
So I drive away, and go to soccer practice. When I arrive, I think I saw everyone on the team doing random flips. Also, the field was not where is normally was.

<b>Dream Signs</b>
<b>1)</b> Grandmother's house has no trees in dream
<b>2)</b> Driving to another town in like a minute
<b>3)</b> Cop acts like she recognizes me
<b>4)</b> Soccer field is not where it is in real life
<b>5)</b> Traffic light where there is not one in real life

<b>January 4, 2009</b>

<b>Messed Up Gameshow</b>
I am in a large room that has nothing in it except for some blocks of concrete that have plastic forms that are in the shape of legs. (Like on Mythbusters when they pour ballistics gel into the forms.) I am with my dad, and I think there were some of my friends there as well. Some women come out of room doorways that are all around the large room that I am in, and an announcer walks up to a mic stand and starts to talk about the gameshow. The women that just came out had to find the plastic forms that best fit them, and stand inside of them. They have to do that in the least amount of time possible. The game show starts and the ladies all start to run all over the place. When they stand in the matching pair of plastic legs, the legs blend into the women's legs to form a pair of pajama pants. Also, I believe that I was thinking about how hot the women were during this whole thing.

<b>Dream Signs</b>
<b>1)</b> A giant room that is made out of concrete and stone.
<b>2)</b> I am at an actual gameshow. I never go to anything like that.
<b>3)</b> Plastic forms...wtf?

January 5, 2009

Left 4 Dead
As the name suggests, I am playing Left 4 Dead (a game about killing zombies) and I believe it is because I was playing it just before I went to bed. Anyways, I am on the level "Alleys" in the chapter "No Mercy." It is some pretty monotonous zombie killing. I felt like I was just watching myself play it. The level was exactly the same in real life and in the dream.

Biking on the Highway
This was a pretty intense dream. I was at my friend's house and realized that I had to go back to my house which is about 15 miles away. I didn't have my car for some reason, so I had to take a bike. I begin riding it on the highway, and before I know it, I am going like 60 MPH on the bike. I start to merge onto a different part of the highway, and I feel bad for the other drivers that won't know what to do about me. I get on the highway, and a bunch of my friends are all driving their cars around. I keep accidentally cutting them off, and they honk their horns a lot. It seems that they were all driving SUV, even though only one has an SUV. Now, I am realizing that the road is turning into a narrow dirt road that is in a forest. There are green trees all over the place, and the road is brown. Now that I think about it, the road reminds me exactly of the road in Mario Kart Wii. (the Donkey Kong's level) I keep cutting people off, and feeling terrible for it, when all of a sudden we all just stop at a large clearing on the side of the dirt road. All the trees were cleared away, and there were broken cars all over the place. I get my car back, and my friends are somewhat mad at me for cutting them off, but I say I am sorry, and it is all good.

Broken Mirrors
I am driving my car to a gas station (possibly part of previous dream???), and I go inside to get something to drink. A kid on the soccer team comes up to me with a broken rear-view mirror in his hand, and asks if I drive a white car. I say yeah, suspecting that he just broke my mirror. I was right. We walk outside, and he rips off one of my side-view mirrors. I am just sitting there like, "What the f***?" I get into the car for some reason, and some of my friends come walking by. We have a conversation of something...I don't really remember.

Sharing a Room...Again
I am at a house, and I have to share a room with my brother. I haven't had to do that since I was in 8th grade. (I am now a senior) He is two years older than me. The room is quite large, and very white and clean, aside from the clothes strewn across the floor, which I believe are mine. Anyways, I walk into our room with some chocolate chip cookies, and realize that I forgot some milk. I go to get some, noticing that my bro is just sitting on his computer, playing some games. I am just about to pour the milk, when my bro says that a puppy is going to eat my cookies. I tell him to pick them up, and he doesn't at first, but after I run into the room, I see that he has picked them up for me. I go over to my computer, and watch some videos or random celebrities...not something I would normally do. Everytime I watch a video, it feels like I am drinking some water. I am very thirsty, so I keep watching video after video, drinking more and more water. My thirst feels unquenchable. (I then wake up in real life, and am very thirsty )

Random Snippets
I am telling my friend how I feel when I listen to a song. I feel like I could do anything. He tells me that he hates the song, and that I tell him what I just did all the time. We are on the big bridge that is in my town, and it is a beautiful night.

<b>January 6, 2009</b>

<b>Horse Ranch</b>
I am at a horse ranch with some random people from my high school classes. (There are a couple people from each class I have during the day, not just people from one class.) There are a bunch of old and twisted trees all around us, and I don't see any house or road, so it seems that we are cut off from civilization. We are supposed to be getting into partners so we can ride the horses. I hate riding horses, so I pretty much try to blend in with the people, but I don't really have to because some people on the horses are causing a bunch of trouble. One of them actually tipped over their horse, except it was a pretty crazy tip, because it seemed as if the horse was floating, and rotating around some central axis point. It was somewhat funny. The guy who was on the horse just jumped off and laughed. The other horse had someone on it who had just got on. The horse with the new person started to jump on its head, and it looked like it was about to snap its neck. I felt kind of bad for the people around me for maybe having to see a neck snap. The horse stopped doing that, and just ran off. I look around me, and a lot of my friends have small figurines. One has a buddha jesus combination thing. I don't have one because I won some extra credit from our teacher, or something like that. I didn't have to ride a horse.

<b>Old House</b>
I am at my old house, which is located about 15 miles away from where I currently live. In real life, our old house was torn down, and the new owners build a giant house there instead. In the dream, it is still my old house. The inside is extremely different. Instead of being a long, narrow, double-wide trailer, it is some white, modern, clean room. My real mom is there (I haven't seen her for like 6 months.) which is weird because in real life, I lived in the old house with my dad and stepmom. Anyways, my brother is also there, and I have my computer out. I set up my monitor and start to play some Left 4 Dead. I quickly get sick of it for some reason, and my bro and I go outside. We talk about some programming languages, and then since we are sitting on a swing set, we decide to break it. The wood is very brittle, so a couple of impossible-in-real-life kicks sufficed. It broke into nothing but splinters. We go back into the house, and I have to move my monitor, because it is in the way of something. I pack up my computer stuff, and go do some else.

January 11, 2008

Ice Breaker
I am on the bridge in my town, and I decide to look over the edge. It is winter, so the water is mostly covered in ice. I see some people near the edge of the ice, and also, I see someone start to walk across the ice. I realize that the ice could break, and he could fall in, so I jump off the bridge, which is probable about 75-100 feet high, and land next to the guy on the ice, but he keeps walking out farther into the ice. I see him approach a wet spot, and decide that he is most likely going to fall in. I was right. Someone from shore tries to save him, but they fall in also, so I go over and try to save them. I remember seeing somewhere, and learning in physics, that if you lay down, the ice won't break as easily, so I lay down and scoot across the ice to the people in the freezing cold water. I grab one's hand, and try to get him up, but the ice breaks beneath me, and I plunge into the frosty water. It was incredibly cold. We somehow get back on shore, and I don't remember the rest.

Odd Things
1) The bottom of the bridge looked nothing like it did in real life.
2) I was able to jump off the bridge, and not get hurt or think anything of it.
3) In real life, there are never people below the bridge.

<b>March 18, 2009</b>

<b>Police</b>
I am driving around my town at night with the windows rolled down. I keep looking around, and most of the building are pretty messed up. I look at one especially messed up building, and stop next to it. It looks very modern and white, and it is also very large. My town has no building like this, so I decide to go inside to check it out. It is very dark, and I can't seem to find any light switch, so I go upstairs in the blackness. All of a sudden, I see a small mammal (not sure what) jump at me and attach itself to me using its sharp teeth. I yell, and rip it off, then run out of the house and into my car. I drive over to the gas station to get something, and when I get back to my car, I back out of the parking lot, but I forgot to turn on my lights. I turn on my lights, then drive toward my house. As I get about one block away from the gas station, I see some flashing red and blue lights behind me. I decide that I should probably pull over, so I turn down my road, then pull over, slamming into some bike holder thing that was in my way. The police car comes, and stops in front of me after slamming into the same bike thing. He comes by my car, and we have a nice conversation about some meaningless stuff that I don't remember. I look around, and there is burning garbage everywhere. It is kind of creepy. I think the cop let me off, but I am not positive.

<b>The Game</b>
I am in this giant obstacle course thing that is a lot of fun. Most of the levels involve running up some large slippery hills, or sliding down some stuff. Each level is enclosed in a medium (most people's living rooms) sized room. A lot of them involve water, also. I run through all the easy levels as fast as I can, then I get to the last level. In that level, I have to jump off a large building, and curve around in mid air so I can land in the side of the building. (just like CS:S surfing) My first try I fail, but I make it on the second try and get extremely happy.

<b>Odd Stuff</b>
<b>1)</b> My town has a lot of odd buildings, and there was burning garbage everywhere.
<b>2)</b> The obstatcle course is one that I have never seen in my life.
<b>3)</b> The last level on the obstacle course is not physically possible.

<b>November 4, 2009</b>

I remember one dream...I have taken another "break" from lucid dream for awhile now. It wasn't intentional. I guess I just have to stick with with.

<b>Dishwashing</b>
I am at Pizza Hut where I work washing some dishes with the other drivers. The dish table is definitely a lot longer than it usually is, and there are now walls up anywhere. In fact, we are just in a very large white space with the dish table next to us. We wash dishes for awhile and talk, and then all of a sudden someone points out that nothing is real. I laugh and tell them that they are dreaming, jokingly. Both of them do reality checks, and I don't due to the fact that they didn't seem as if they thought they were dreaming. I was so close! I thought about doing one, but I have been out of the practice so long that it wasn't second nature again. Whatever.

<b>Shopping</b>
I am at Piggly Wiggly (in my old town) shopping for some cheese. I go to the cheese aisle, and it is basically empty. The lighting is also very dim. It seems as if the store is almost haunted. I am looking at all the different types of cheese and can't figure out which one to get. There are ones that make muscles grow, and others that have funky colors. A store representative comes by and starts to take inventory. He gets right in front of me, so I just sit there and wait until he moves. I finally get some scraggly cheese, and start to look at all the cheese cutting instruments. I decide not to get one, and leave the store.

<b>Odd Things</b>
1) I am