Hit ‘Em Where It Hurts
Tuesday, December 12, 2006, 2:31 a.m.
I enter the bank dressed in an expensive charcoal gray suit and black leather gloves. The lobby is all cold elegance: marble floor and walls, sleek modern furniture, pale flowers arranged in abstract vases. In my head I hear the voice of a woman with a vague European accent. She explains to me that this bank caters to very “special” clients who prefer their transactions go unnoticed. She says in an almost defensive tone that the bank helps its clients, turns a reasonable profit, and leaves everybody happy. I’m not happy at all, but I’m about to be.
The lobby opens into the cathedral-like expanse of the bank’s main room. I spot the door to the vault behind the row of teller windows. It looks to be seven feet high, several feet thick, and is currently closed and locked. Without a word of protest from any of the staff, I walk around the counter, step up to the vault door, and punch it off its hinges with both hands.
Stepping over the toppled door, I’m surprised to find myself in an antechamber rather than the vault itself. Sitting at a counter are two female receptionists and a male security guard. They don’t seem very disturbed by my loud entrance, but act almost as if they know me. Just past them is another vault door, this one even larger and thicker than the first. I point at each of the three bank employees and order them to follow me.
I punch the second vault door off its hinges also, but it doesn’t fall over. The corridor beyond is so small that the door remains wedged in place. Not to be deterred, I shove my way into the corridor, the broken vault door digging deep gouges in the walls as I push it ahead of me. The three employees follow close behind.
After several hundred feet, the corridor opens into a space large enough for the door to fall over. When I see the room beyond, all I can think is what a sham this “luxurious” bank really is. The vault, if you can call it that, is little more than a shabby storeroom with crumpled bundles of money stacked haphazardly on metal shelves. I find a yellow duffel bag and start stuffing it with money. I don’t care how much money I take, and have no interest in it for myself. I just don’t want them to have it.
Harsh voices drift down the corridor. It sounds like some real security has finally arrived. Because they’ve been so cooperative, I tell the three employees they’re free to go and invite them to take some of the remaining money for themselves. I zip up the duffel bag and start to think about how I’m going to get out of here. When I find my escape route, it just reminds me of what a sloppy outfit I’m dealing with. After all, what kind of reputable bank would have a vault with a side door? I kick through this door easily and start down a dimly lit stairwell. I figure it will lead to a maintenance tunnel or something. What it leads to, however, is a dead end.
The harsh voices are coming from the top of the stairwell now. I feel surprisingly cool and collected, and can’t help but laugh at my bad luck. Hefting the duffel bag over my shoulder, I calmly start back up.
Note: I can't remember for certain, but I believe today's fragment #4 (see earlier post) was a continuation of this dream after I fell back to sleep. I'd like to think so, because then it means I made my getaway after all.
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