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Looks like my recall is back. Need to start taking notes of me dreams again. Had too many dreams to keep track of them all last night.
Bombed!I'm standing on a large flat roof with hundreds of superheroes. The city is under attack, and just as I'm about to jump off the side of the roof into the streets below to kick some ass, explosions start going off. Lots of big explosions going off in rapid series like firecrackers, blanketing the streets of the entire city.
Clarity: 7/10
Importance: 3/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
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First I think there can't possibly be any invading troops in those explosions, then I think even these superheroes don't stand a chance against those explosions. There is one really big explosion, a brilliant flash of white, and I think it might be a nuke. I take cover from the shockwave behind the stairwell with Spiderman, but the shockwave never comes.
To my right is a large gray stone wall a little higher than the roof we are on. I can't see what is beyond it, so I ask spiderman if he can web me a bridge to the top of the wall. He does so with a single strand of webbing. I think about asking him to make a better bridge, but don't want to look like a wuss in front of Spidey.
Hahaha, that's so funny, from one extreme to the next Cusp!
Oh my... I'd have wussed out >.>
I keep getting woken up which really messes with my recall.
There is a hole in the screen of my window, and spiders keep crawling in, which I've been killing. Starting to get giant spiders in my dreams now.
Now exactly spider, but last night I'd keep seeing long spindly spider legs poking in from the edge of the scene. I never focused on them so they never became full fledged spiders, but it could easily happen.
Ahhh, that's creepy. Definitely creepier than the swarm of zombies I had last night... ugh. You can't like cover up the hole, as retarded as it may look, way better than spiders plaguing you IRL and in dreams.
ShopliftingI'm in a convinience store with a bunch of friends looking at magazines. Somehow the topic of shoplifting comes up, and I can't help but show off my expertise on the matter. I don't intend to steal anything, I just want to show off in front of these people.
Clarity: 8/10
Importance: 2/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown
I demonstrate how you browse the magazines then stack the ones you were looking at together in a bunch so it will be easier to grab them all at once. Then I demonstrate the quick movement where you shove the bundle under your armpit.
The guy I was showing that to tries it, but is slow and clumsy trying to hide them on his self. The shop keeper busts him, and I have like 5 magazines under my armpit from my demonstration. I was going to put them back, but now it's too late.
I let the magazines fall to the floor and run for it! We run down the street laughing our asses off at the excitement.
I was a bad ass in my teens. I never shoplifted to get stuff, but for the thrill it gave. I don't do that anymore, but I get the same feeling from playing roulette at 100 bucks a spin.
Watched the new Deathrace movie today, then was feeling sleepy from too many beer and took a nap. Had one dream where was in a death race, driving a car with guns shooting people. Fun!
The main guy in the movie wore a mask, which played a role in this dream
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Nap: Late for Appointment
I have an apointment at 9:30 and am getting ready for it, just having gotten out of the shower. I'm drying my hair as I walk down the stairs, where a woman is talking to my parents. The woman is becomming a man, and is concerned about how men style their hair. She wants to put all kinds of jell and stuff which sounds pretty gay looking to me, so I give her some advice.
"Style your hair the way you want when it's wet..." I say as I demonstrate, "then throw on a hat for a bit hold it in place."
I look at the clock and see it's 10:00, which means I'm a half hour late for my appointment. I consider not going at all now, but I figure better late than never.
I arrive late for my "appointment", which has started without me. It's a death match, two guys fighting in front of a huge crowd of spectators. The guy who is supposed to be me is wearing a mask and is in the process of losing. His opponent slams him to the ground and is about to finish him off.
I'm strapped to the ceiling above them and cut myself loose, dropping into the ring. The fighter who was about to win sees me and is shocked because he thought he was fighting me already. I think this worked ot well, because he's tired himself out on the other guy while I'm coming into the fight fresh. We fight until I wake up.
Fragment: Idol
I'm watching TV when a commercial comes on showing a picture of some singer with dark wavy hair and the announcer says his name. Next another picture of what looks like the same guy comes up, but the announcer says a different name. This happens 6 times, and with each picture the announcer says a different name even though it looks like the same person.
As I'm wondering WTF, the commercial shows all 6 pictures side by side, and I see that although they look the same, they actually are different people.
Wish I had gotten up to take notes of this one, but sleep is too rare of a commodity for me these days, and I can't afford to waste any opportunity go get some sleep.
Treated Like Jesus
I'm lucid, doing my thing experimenting with control. This must have impressed the DCs in the dream, because before long they are large crowds of them following me around and treating me like Jesus. I explain to them how control works as I do it, mostly for my benefit.
Even though I'm "in control", there were two elements that came into play that surprised me initially, that I wasn't expecting. After the initial shock their appearance was totally logical in accordance to what I ws focused on.
Even control has it's surprises.
Gang ViolenceI'm being accosted by a street gang, and trying to get away peacefully. They keep hastling me, but I'm doing my best to ensure things don't get violent. I try walking away down the street at night, but I'm cut off by another gang. I turn around and head back the way I came.
Clarity: 6/10
Importance: 3/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
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The new gang clashes with the first one, and while the fight in the streets, I take that opportunity to walk into a store to get away. Unfortunately they follow me in. Again they try to start shit, and again I try to get away without violence, but they won't let me be.
One of the guys, the leader, has a reptilian face. He's really on my case and I try to sneak off, crawling along behind the counter so they won't see me. The shop keeper sees me and doesn't give me away, but I see him looking behind me. When I turn to look I see lizard face with his head against the ground staring right at me.
Lizard face gives an order, and two of his goons jump up the glass display case about to jump me. Well, I tried to get out of this without a fight, I really did, but it's too late for that now.
I grab the two guys by the ankles and start swinging them around. I smash them against the wall, then smash them into the glass display case, breaking it. Then I swing them against the floor a couple of time, then finally smash them into the broken glass one more time for good measure.
Then I turn my attention to the lizard man and charge at him. I beat his scaly ass mercilessly.
My recall is officially back!
Detective CuspI'm a detective, called to a mansion to investigate an intruder with my partner. My partner isn't taking this call seriously. He thinks the lady of just called us as a excuse to see him, and instead of investigating, he spends his time flirting with the woman. I figure I had better at least go through the motions and begin to search the house. I don't find anything.
Clarity: 8/10
Importance: 2/10
Sleep: Nap
Sleep Position: Right Side (left brain)
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As we're about to leave, there is a wheeled chair on the front porch, and I ride it down the hill into the backyard. As I carry the chair back around the side of the house, there is a female detective checking for finger prints on the sliding glass door. My partner says he checked already and found nothing, but she says she's using a special spray that might show something.
She sprays the glass and and a handprint appears. The print grows more solid and 3D until I'm looking at a hand with a knife attached to the wrist. There is a crest on the blade and I can even see the details of a ring on his finger. We recognize that hand,
The hand flips sides so the raised part is on the other side of the glass, then it expands further into a whole body shape. The body is a black shadow that becomes more detailed. There is what looks to be ice around it's edges, but that becomes more clear until there is the clear outline of a ninja. For some reason we expected that ninja guy was the culprit. We discuss what he might have been doing there, and one possibility was poison.
I become an observer, and my partner walks into a room holding two pill bottles. He asks a young girl if she knows anything about the ingredients. The girl reminds me of Penny from Inspector Gadget. Penny makes a phone call to someone to try and find out, and cleverly phrases her questions like it's for a university research project. The person she's talking to refuses to co-operate, and Penny doesn't get the answers she's looking for.
Tom Hanks is with the woman from the mansion, and she's constantly feeding him pills of a questionable nature. Trying to poison him perhaps? We're waiting for his proper medication to arrive, and it does.
We rush the proper meds over to him as the woman dumps pills into Tom's mouth. My partner runs up and dumps the proper meds into his mouth, and there is even a third person dumping pills into his mouth. That's a lot of pills.
Then we all walk into a canal, underneath the water, walking along the bottom. Tom Hanks is the last to follow, but he doesn't walk along the bottom, but swims along the surface. Before he gets very far, he doubles over clutching his head and crying. We rush over to try and comfort him as he cries that he's seeing things.
I suddenly see what he's seeing. The water turns bright green and is filled humongous prehistoric water beasts.
Monster LandI'm driving my father's car, when out of nowhere, this guy slams his car into the side of mine. Turns out I know the guy, it's Marky. I'm pretty pisses off, not looking forward about explaining what happened to my father's car. I keep saying "I oughta punch you in the head!", but I don't feel like doing it, I just think he deserves it. I return home and am watching TV, when through the window, I see Marky slam into the side of my father's other car. Now I'm furious with the guy, hitting both my father's cars. I go out and punch him in the head at random intervals. The accident has attracted quite a crowd, and a bunch of us go back inside, but the house is now a huge mansion.
Clarity: 6/10
Importance:7/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
I follow some guy giving me the tour, and in the basement there is a large mirror in the wall. The mirror is a portal to another dimension or reality, and through it I can see all kinds of grotesque monsters. They look like something Clive Barker would come up with, and I figure it's Clive Barker's world. There are sever huge nasty ones pounding on the glass. One is some sort of tree folk made completely out of human heads. These creatures want into our side badly.
I become a disembodied observer and get pulled into the monster dimension, flying over the land and seeing countless abominations. In the middle of it all, I see a perfectly formed human hobbit man clinging to a cliff, hiding from the beasts. I'm surprised to see something normal in this twisted land, and focus on him. There are several other hobbits clinging to the cliff, and they give a signal which sends several large bumble bees flying off to scout for them.
I snap back to the mansion, but I'm still in the monster side. There is a girl there dressed in a Mrs clause outfit, with a black bra with white trim over it, and a lacy black negligee over all of it, wearing a strange hat. She chastises me for my clothes being too normal. There is a mummified dead pharaoh on the wall, and I take his clothes, momentarily worrying about the sacrilege. But I deserve pharaoh's clothes. I put them on, but when next I look, I'm wearing something similar to the girl's outfit. I'm disappointed it's so unoriginal, copying the girl like that.
I walk out the front door, and this small flying disc approaches. It's some mystical being of authority inside, and I know she's come to tell me I have to leave this realm because I'm too normal. The disc unfolds mechanically, and I'm now looking at an old school video game, a platformer. At the very beginning of the level, there is a mall area on the bottom left I can't get to. The people around me tell me to ignore it, it's nothing, I can't get in there, but I'm sure I can. I jump around for a bit and find the secret warp spot that puts me in the inaccessible area. It reveals a funky looking gun, and tells me I have to start the game over from the beginning with this weapon. I'm thrilled that I've bought myself a second chance in this freakish realm and won't be forced to leave it.
My description didn't to that freaky place and the twisted monsters justice. It was really spectacular visually, especially the monsters.
Tokin' LucidI've just fallen asleep, and am watching two guys talk. A third guy walks by with a bag full of stuff from the hardware store, and he begins to chastise one of the other guys, saying he should get a job like him, bragging about his construction skills. The first guy, who looks like Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory, begins to berate the construction guy, telling him he hasn't a clue what he's doing. The Sheldon guy tells him to toss out a large tube of was he has because it has absorbed chemical from the hardware store and will make him sick. The construction guy does so, asking the Sheldon if he's sure about that.
Clarity: 8/10
Importance:3/10
Sleep: Nap (WILD)
Sleep Position: Unknown
The three of them stand there and start rolling a joint as they talk. The conversation is well scripted, well timed, like television show. They finish rolling the joint at the exact moment their conversation reaches it's conclusion. Good timing. The joint is nicely rolled, big and tight. As Sheldon sparks it up, I can see it has perfect airflow, and I pipe in saying "Nice rolling job!". I'm not part of the dream, the third person with the original two. We walk towards the beach, and they pass me the joint. I puff away and turn down the road before noticing they other two guys kept going straight into the woods.
I run after them to try and catch up, but even though they are just walking, I can never seem to catch up to them. This tips me off that I'm dreaming, and I veer off towards the river, still puffing away on the joint. But like trying to catch up to the guys, I never quite make it there. Eventually I decide to just run through the woods. As I run along, I think momentarily that this joint I'm still smoking will slow down my running, but then remember it's a dream and it doesn't matter.
I'm surprised when the woods finally come to an end and I find myself at the beach. There are kids in the water, and I hide my joint. I'm confused by the number of people here at dinner time, even more so by how many people are in the water this early in the year. The dream falls apart and I wake.
The Old SwitcherooI'm in some kind of dormitory on a school trip, wandering the halls. Somehow, I switch bodies with my friend's sister, and end up in the body of a smokin' hot redhead. I wonder what it feels like to have sex with a vagina, so I go off to the bathroom and start fingering my self. It doesn't feel like much of anything, certainly not a good feeling, more like it would feel if I stuck my finger in my mouth. Before I can get into it, the girl in my body begins pounding on the bathroom door. She know what I'm doing in here and doesn't want me masturbating in her body. I come out of the bathroom.
Clarity: 5/10
Importance:7/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown
I really want to try masturbating with my new vagina, but if I sneak off alone, they'll know what I'm doing, so I just bide my time waiting for an opportunity to arise. I hear the girl talking in my voice, and it's weird to hear her vocal traits, the mannerisms in which she speaks, coming from my voice. It's soft spoken and hardly sounds like me at all, yet it's still my voice. I manage to wander off, and look for somewhere to play with myself, but every room I find is occupied
Amusement Park CampI'm swimming in a river with some friends, and there are camp councilors directing people. They point out a nice curl to avoid, which I jump into and splash around. My friends and I leave the water and go to visit the camp we attended years ago. I get split up from my friends, but keep encountering other people I know. I wander around the compound and there are carnival rides everywhere, like it's an amusement park.
Clarity: 4/10
Importance:2/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown
There are a couple of white water areas for swimming, and I suddenly remember a really good white water spot downstairs at a bar. I descend the stairs, have trouble finding it at first, then finally find the bar. The water hole behind it is less than spectacular, not how I remembered it at all, and certainly not worth swimming. I leave through a door and end up in a mall. I begin to walk back to the camp/park/carnival, but realize I'm taking the long way. I can just return through the stairs I came out of. I backtrack and find a restaurant with the staircase leading down. It's a spiral staircase, and I descend to the bottom, go through a door, then back up some stairs.
I emerge back in the park, but in a section boarded off like it's under construction. The section I'm is is empty but for a naked Wonder Woman sprawled out on the ground and sun bathing. I stand there unsure whether I should try to have sex with her or not, and wake up.
The naked Wonder Woman part surely comes from that old joke, where superman is flying through the air and seen wonder woman naked and spread eagled on a roof sunbathing. He thinks "I could fly down there, have sex with her, and be done and gone before she knows what hit her!". And he does. Back on the roof, wonder woman says "Invisible man, what's wrong? Why did you stop?". And the invisible man says "I don't know, but my ass is killing me!
Urban SurvivorMy high school class is participating in some sort of Survivor game, only it's taking place in a small town instead of the wilderness. I'm waiting my turn to take part in the first challenge by the side of a pool. Two people face off in the water, one with a rubber knife. The knife wielder has to try to strike the unarmed person, and the unarmed person has to try to avoid getting hit. This all takes place under water, or at least with water up to our necks.
Clarity: 7/10
Importance:4/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
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I'm up next, and I'm the knife wielder. I wonder how the water will affect our movement, and how I should hold the knife. My first instinct is to hold it with the blade coming out at my pinky finger, but that would rob me of a few inches of reach, and requires an arc-like movement, which would be slowed down by the water. Perhaps with the blade coming out of the thumb end of my hand, I could do a spear-like movement and it would be faster?
I'm distracted by my thoughts on knife wielding by two girls I know dyking out by the side of the pool. Not only are they dyking out, but they are being totally kinky about it, licking each other's feet and sucking each other's toes. They take turns being dominant, and it's quite a sight to see!
My attention goes back to the pool, as it's not my turn to compete. I enter the water, having decided on the blade at the pinky end of my hand, since the other person still has to defend. We take our positions, and just as we're about to start, a whistle sounds, indicating today's challenges have come to an end. Saved by the bell so it seems, the challenges will continue tomorrow.
I decide I'm not going to give up my rubber knife so I can practice for the next day. As we leave teh pool area, Jeff Probst stops us and begins to ask us questions. As he interviews me, I suddenly realize I need a hair cut.
I return to my room and begin to practice with the rubber knife. After a few tries with the blade coming out of the pinky end of my hand, I have it down lightning fast. Pinky end for sure, I'm going to own whoever I go up against.
The other people in my room are eating dinner, and the door to our room leads to the inside of a supermarket. I begin to search for something healthy to eat, but have trouble finding anything.
Fragments: Alien Display
There is a spectacular display of alien spacecraft in the skies, and everyone is watching.
Can't believe I forgot the details to that one. It was really amazing visually.
Haven't been sleeping well this past week, so all I have are a handful of fragments for the past 5 days.
Monday, June 1
Fragments: French Video Game
I'm playing a really awesome video game made by french developers. It's a fairly old game, but it's so much fun. It starts off as a platformer, then become a 3D world I run around in. At one point, I enter a secret area with my opponent, and we both become arrows, his back and sketchy, mine white with a cartoony face. We travel across many different game screens.
I fly my arrow into the side of his, changing it's trajectory, and his arrow suddenly grows larger, so I can no longer affect it. I grow my arrow larger as well and push his arrow straight up.
I'm on the beach loading this game into my parent's cell phone, when my father comes up with his phone. It's nothing but a fake plastic display model. I can hardly believe he got suckered into paying for that.
Saturday, May 30
Fragments: Glowy Treasure
I see myself on the beach approaching a treasure chest with a bright blue glow coming out of it. I watch myself pick up the chest and peer inside with an amazed look on my face, but from my perspective, I can't see what's inside.
Friday, May 29
Fragments: Bad Breakup
I'm visiting my parents with my girlfriend, who is being a total bitch. She goes out back to have a smoke, and I go out to talk to her because I know it's over between us. I break off a large icicle from the roof, and hold it like a staff as I walk up to her. She freaks on me, saying I have greasy hair, and my carpets are dirty. She's a real snooty rich girl.
Friday, May 29
Fragments: Math Fail
I sit down to write a math test, and I can't answer even a single question. But that's what i get for never going to class or doing any homework.
Thursday, May 28
Fragments: Dalek Mountain
Some villagers are worshiping this mountain that is their power source. I enter it and find a Dalek in the center of the mountain, and destroy it with my mind. The villagers are pissed at me.
Wed, May 27
Fragments: Government Disclosure
The government has these circular camps for people interested in researching stuff like UFOs and other top secret subjects. The people participating have to go live there. There are other smaller circular research camps, the next level. But the whole thing is a scam to get rid of people who get too close to the truth. The government has them killed, and tells everyone that they "went on to the next level". Since everything is so compartmentalized, nobody knows the truth of what's really happening to these people.
Been getting lazy with keeping up my DJ. But lucids always get me inspired!
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Flight InstructorI find myself behind the wheel of a van with my brother in the passenger seat. The van is in motion, but I don't recall driving it. I wonder briefly who was driving, but I'm the one behind the wheel. That means I'm dreaming.
Clarity: 9/10
Importance:4/10
Sleep: Nap
Sleep Position: Unknown
I don't feel like driving, so I tell my brother to grab the wheel, then give it some gas. We're going fast now, burning through intersections and red lights, but my brother seems indifferent to the whole situation. I want to freak him out, so I press the gas pedal down the rest of the way, flooring it. We go down a steep hill towards a very busy intersection with a red light. There are lots of cars, and it seems like there is no way we're going to make it through unscathed, but somehow we cross against the light unscathed.
Having survived the intersection, we end up on the other side at a hospital by the river. Since I didn't get to total this van in a collision, I decide I'll drive it in the river. The van turns towards the river all without me steering, and I watch as it plunges off the dock into the water, leaving my brother and I standing in front of the hospital.
I suspect I might be having a shared dream with my brother, so I tell him he's dreaming, and that I'll teach him how to fly. I lift off the ground and hover in the air to show him how it's done, but land again when he can't get airborne. "Like this..." I say say, only this time I can't lift off. I tell him it can be easier to levitate first, but even that takes a moment to kick in. I feel my legs become really light, which spreads to the rest of my body, and then I finally lift off again.
My brother suddenly rises into the air, and begins to spin head over heels. We land and take off several times, me only getting into the air about half the time. My father comes along carrying a large pot of chicken soup that he calls a weird name. He begins to dish it out to the people gathered on the hospital lawn, then takes it back to the front door of the hospital. There is hole in the glass in the exact shape of the pot, and he passes the pot through the hole to someone inside.
My brother and I follow my father inside, and I resume my flight instructions. My brother keeps doing that spin thing when he lifts off the ground. I marvel at how long I've kept my lucidity. If I had gone flying full tilt instead of hovering, I would have lost it long before now. My brother finally has the hang of hanging in mid air, so I tell him now we're going to fly around. He takes off ahead of me up some stairs and vanishes into thin air. I figure the excitement of flying distracted him too much and he disappeared into his own dream.
I fly around the hospital for a bit and end up in a kitchen. Darryl is there, and he gives me this cool colorful shirt to wear. It's a material I've never seen before, and I really like the wild colors on it. When I look up from my shirt, Darryl has a "beard" made of overlapping silver stickers, like scales. He shows me the sheet of stickers he made it with.
I pick my niece who is a baby again, and sit her on my lap. She's naked and I'm a little worried about getting peed on. My niece's fictional older sister sees her naked, and begins to scold her about being naked and tells her to put clothes on because it's not lady like. It's really funny and cute that she expects the baby to understand.
Holy crap, I had about 7 lucids last night! Most of them had to do with ratios, but I can't remember ratios of what.
Pixie DanceI'm riding a dirtbike down a dark forested dirt road, while being pursued by a bike gang of at least a hundred members. I veer off the road into the woods where I plan to hide and wait for them to pass me by. I get off my bike and sit in the bushes when I notice some flowers with the richest red petals. Along the flower's branch are three dancing stick people with yellow flower heads. It's the most amazing thing, and I focus on it completely, causing it to grow and multiply. Yellow and red flowers begin to bloom all around me, with petals almost the size of flags. The colors are so rich and intense, I'm completely awed. There are more little pixie-like dancers, and the flowers themselves are getting their groove on as well. I'm surrounded by a little pocket of beautiful color and motion.
Clarity: 7/10
Importance:6/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
Down the dirt road comes marching an elfen army, the biker army transformed by my recent focus. They come marching down the road, pikemen and bowmen, and it doesn't look like they will notice me until an elf riding a horse rides up right to the edge of the bush I'm hiding in. I'm not very well hidden, and it seems like he's going to see me for sure. But I don't want to deal with these guys right now, and I just decide he's not going to find me. The elf rider passes two feet away from me, and I'm pretty much in the open, but he doesn't see me. I turn my attention back to my flowers and pixie dancers.
I can still see the elven army disappearing off into the distance through the flowers and trees. Just as they pass out of sight, they go buy some guy standing at an intersection in the road. On the corner is a building. I somehow recognize the place from a fairytale or something, so I approach to check it out. The man in the road challenges me, and I'm pretty rude to him since I don't take crap from DC's while lucid. He threatens to decapitate me, and I tell him "No you won't, you need me." I know the story, and how this is going to play out. This kingdom needs three swordsmen, three heroes, and I'm going to be one of them.
The man introduces me to his king, who brings me inside for a feast. I lose lucidity sometime during that banquet. Everything after that is kind of fuzzy. I remember the place is attacked, and they bring everyone inside and lock everything down
The Big ScoreI'm planning a heist with a group of people. We are supposed to infiltrate this house and steal the money inside. I escort our "mole" to the door of the house, telling her what to do once inside, and am surprised when the door opens suddenly, revealing the home owners. They weren't supposed to see me, and I stammer out that I'm the girl's uncle come to drop her off. They seem to buy it and she goes inside.
Clarity: 6/10
Importance:5/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
I watch the girl drinking at the party. She's older than most of the other people there, who are in their teens. They are all drinking, and I see the girl sitting on the couch, seemingly bored. Then I see her laying on the couch upside down, head on the floor and feet at the top of the couch, sleeping. Next I see a series of polaroid photographs of her at the party, really drunk. Pictures of her walking around, interacting with people, making faces at the camera. This is not good, because we didn't want any photographic evidence of her presence there. It would allow the people to figure out who perpetrated the scam.
Finally I see the girl peeing on the toilet. I wonder that they're allowed to show that on TV. Full frontal nudity and peeing, it seems a little much. Suddenly there is some shouting from outside the bathroom, causing the girl to stand up while still peeing. The mob boss had discovered the theft, and our girl hasn't had time to make it out with the goods yet! The girl pulls out a large wad of bill and looks for somewhere to stack it. I'm suddenly part of the scene again, and begin to talk to her, chastising her for her unprofessional behavior. In between us is some sort of ragdoll scarecrow thing, that suddenly springs to life and grabs the money from the girl. The party is now a costume party, and costumed party goers begin to enter the room.
The mob boss enters now, and begins to question the costumed people, who reply in character, using funny voices. The Mob Boss losses it and begins to beat two of the costumed people over the head. I find it rather funny that the pain sounds they make are still in character.
Our girl manages to sneak off and stash the money on a shelf, but one of the big boss's henchmen saw her and finds the money. He asks my how stupid I am that we thought we could hide it there. I ask him how stupid he is that he'd pick up the money when it was an obvious set up. The guy looks stunned as I call the big boss over and tell him that his henchman has the money. The big boss is furious at being betrayed, and drags the guy off to do who knows what to him.
Robo-Zombies and TransformersI'm in a building being attacked by zombies. As the assault continues, the zombies acquire a mechanical aspect, making them kind of Borg-like. The borg zombies are winning, and there are fewer and fewer of us humans left alive. Some king of military commander is dragging along his wounded comrade, and orders me to fly them out of there. I'm a jet pilot as I often am in my dreams these days, but I tell him I've never flown a helicopter before.
Clarity: 3/10
Importance:4/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
We hop in a car to make our escape, and the semi-mechanical zombies give way to Decepticons. The evil transformers are rampaging, and speed down the road avoiding a series of very close calls.
Eventually we come to the decepticon base, and stop the car. Megatron had Optimus Prime and one other autobot captive. I see Optimus and am filled with hope. Before everything was evil with no sign of light, but now I know there is still some good out there, and I know Optimus is about to bust out any minute now and turn the tide in our favor.
DraftedI'm in a house with a bunch of adopted brothers of varying ethnicities, when some military guys come in and tell us we've all been drafted, and we have to leave NOW. I regret not having had more warning and time to prepare. They begin to march us off, and right when it's my turn to leave, they tell my to stop, they have enough troops now. I feel bad my brothers had to go and I got to stay behind.
Clarity: 3/10
Importance:2/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
The day my brothers return, the rest of my family is waiting for them with some blueberry pie. My brothers walk up and I can see the trauma in their faces. "Grab some pie" is all I say to them, and we all sit down to eat. My mother is eating some sort of fancy ice cream bar thing, and I see a Hagendaz truck drive by. Inside the ice cream truck are spies listening to us, looking for traitors.
A girl walks down the street and is stopped and forced to show her papers.
My father and I go to work sanding a floor.
My father comes out of the courthouse. Apparently we're broke and need money, but he says he has a solution. He tells my brothers to grab my mother, throw her in the lake and wash her off. He's going to sell her into slavery. My brothers comply unquestioningly.
Fragment: Obama
Obama is on the Jay Leno show. He keeps doing this gag, where he mimes running and leaning over to type something. It's not very funny, but Jay Leno laughs his ass of everytime he does it. I can't take my eyes off Obama's ears.
Thursday June 10, 2010
Bay PartyI'm at a party at the Bay, and feel obligated to talk with Cynthia, even though she's not looking that good. I leave the party and go home to bed. I wake up and look out the window. The sky doesn't really look like morning, but early evening. I get up to find it's only 11PM, and figure I should go back to the party, since I kind of abandoned Cynthia. I as my parents to drive me, who say no, but change their mind when I say I'll bike there.
Clarity: 6/10
Importance:2/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown
Back at the party, it looks like a carnival, and I run into Mel sitting on a fence. We talk for a bit before she starts projectile vomiting because she's so drunk. She falls to the ground and her head is completely submerged in a puddle. She vomits while under the water, and the force of the vomit is so powerful, it shoots up out of the water like fountains on either side of her head. She does that a few more times, and I think that's pretty cool.
The party begins to die down, and I enter a fort construct. Inside there is a room with a bed with all kinds of food and vegetables piled there. I figure someone is getting ready to spend the winter there. I enter another room with some friends and we find several computers on. The guys fiddle with the stuff, turning off computers and messing up the games that were in progress. I try to tell them not to mess with it, but they don't listen.
Bruce comes to the door and wants to buy some drugs, but I tell him those people aren't here. So apparently this is a drug den, and I figure we had better leave before the dealers get back. The other guys have a shredded CD in their hands, still messing up things they shouldn't be.
We all leave and see the drug dealers returning. I run off into the woods along, and they chase after me. I get to the bridge, and rush through a toll system onto a sky cart that crosses the bridge. They sky card become some sort of spider-like vehicle that gets stuck, with the conductor pinned at teh end. The rescue team stick explosives on the side of the vehicle, but I climb out and rescue the trapped conductor. His body is like playdough, and his arms come off in the process, but I get him out of there.
As I hand over the conductor's body, they show me security footage of the drug dealers crossing the river, and suspect they were to blame for the malfunction.
Almost caught up with my dream journal now, only one left from monday, which was a pretty good one.
ShroomsI'm on some kind of golf course/camping ground/resort, when someone point my attention to small white mushrooms growing in the grass. I inspect them, and they appear to be psilocybe cubensis mushrooms, as evidenced in the twisted way they grow and the shape of the caps. We start picking them and eating them. :) I pull a bunch out along with some grass, and end up with a bowl full. Inside our tent, I see someone has put a bunch of weeds in with my shrooms and i get mad and try to clear out the junk.
Clarity: 2/10
Importance:6/10
Sleep: Poor
Sleep Position: Unknown
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We go back out, picking shrooms, and follow the field out onto the roof of some building. The rood is too steep do descend, so I backtrack and walk around to the front of the building. From there I see a tunnel and enter it, but some guy warns me there an no good goons known to hang out in there. I don't see any at first, but as I make my way deeper inside, I see some punks. The punks multiply and chase me out.
I run back to the bordering woods, when the shrooms kick in, and I begin to see colorful hallucinations. I stumble through the woods and eventually meed up with my father, who agrees to drive me back to the main party on a golf cart. My father drives the cart crazily in reverse, but we finally make it back to the main party.
Once at the main gathering, we check out with some old ladies, and drive off to a roadside restaurant. We take a table right on the balcony by the ocean, and i see the neck of sea serpents in the water. THe sea monsters rise out of the sea and keep buzzing our table. I get annoyed by this and decide I'm going to punch out the next sea monster that attacks us. A row of dorsal fins smacks me in the head, and I hit them with a powerful uppercut.
Pete was a part of that mushroom hunt, but my recall was too poor to figure out where he entered the dream
Monday, June 7, 2010
Mattress RideI've just fallen asleep, and am semi lucid driving a car down the road in a post apocaplyptic future. I jam on the brakes, and the mattress I'm laying on flies off the moving vehicle and hurtles down the road with me on it. It's an intense rush, and I round the corner of the street, and go down a hill, coming to a stop at the bottom.
Clarity: 4/10
Importance:2/10
Sleep: Good
Sleep Position: Unknown
I pick up the mattress, and was going somewhere, but see a bus coming, and figure I'll catch a ride back to the top and do the whole thing over again. But the bus driver sees me and doesn't stop. Apparently, they don't allow mattresses onto the bus. I grab my bed and begin to drag it back with me.
Back near the start of my intense ride, I see Erica and Josephina at the bus stop. I stop to talk to them, and suddenly find myself surrounded by guys from the place I used to work at. One of the, is about to light up some cigarette butts, but I give them some full cigarettes.
The scene changes to that of a video game we all play, a shooter like duck hunt, only with more intense guns. I don't want to play, but have a wicked machine gun which I can't resist. I choose my weapon and mow down the game enemies.
After the game I end up at a family feast.
The odd thing about this dream concerns Josephina who I dreamed about. That day I went to work with some people I don't normally work with, and one of the guys told me he worked for Vince, Josephina's husband, who I knew from a previous job where they both worked. The timing of that dream was too much to be a coincidence.
ANd riding on that mattress was fucking awesome!!! That should be an extreme olympic sport!
Air ShowI'm in a parking at an air show or something, and Alvin flies overhead in an airplane. He keeps passing overhead doing all kinds of crazy impossible stunts. One time he flies by with his plane spinning like a boomerang, othertimes he stops dead in the air, only to reverse directions. Sometimes he drops like a stone, only take off to the skies again at the last possible moment.
Clarity: 4/10
Importance:2/10
Sleep: OK
Sleep Position: Unknown
Alvin plummets to the ground like he's done several time previously, but only this time I don't see his plane go back up, and I think he's crashed. The plane disappeared behind some cars, and I run over expecting to see wreckage, but instead see a woman with short blond hair juggling the airplane!. She's swinging it around by the wings kind of like a hula hoop, and tossing it into the sky only to catch it again.
The woman returns the plane to the sky, Alvin does more stunts, and drops down for the woman to catch it again. She does her thing, and tosses the plane back into the air. Only this time, something goes wrong, and the plane falls on top of her, crushing her to death.
I now find myself back at home preparing to go to the woman's funeral, putting on a suit. The doorbell rings, and I answer it to find Bruce and one of his friends there. Bruce and he buddy have eyeshadow on. He tells me that my father had told the priest that we would volunteer to help out with church business unrelated to the funeral, . I get angry and vow not to do it.