Ninja's Twilight Zone

Val's father
I met Valerie in my old back yard and she asked me what I meant by we can hang out or 'whatever.' I kissed her and assured her that I didn't mean sex, then we ended up in her room, I don't think we were fooling around, but I was nervous as her father came in. He mentioned that I was wearing the same pants that I had the day before.

Haunted Virtual House WBTB
I was in a house, it was dark and scary. I had programmed it with a team of other people and we were checking the program for bugs from within the house. I was going to check the upstairs and we watched as two other people went to check downstairs. Everyone was too scared to actually enter a room.

I suggested that we get out of the program and reenter it together and go through each room together. They agree and I turn a corner yelling, willing that there be no one there to scare me in the dark. My reality went from virtual reality to dream and I became lucid. I jump through my window and fly for a little while, but I can't tell how high I'm flying or anything because it is so dark.

I land and grab Mes Tarrant's hand since I promised her a lucid dream date :lol: I then remember an experiment from the Beyond Dreaming forum and yell out "Hey Cusp and TwoShadows."

Me and Mes Tarrant start to dance (ballroom,) for a minute or so, then I blinked and have a false awakening. I go to write down my lucid on Dreamviews and there is a discussion about a book, I forget what it was called, but supposedly it was the story in which The Raven part of the halloween episode of the Simpsons is from. I thought that was absurd since everyone knows it was from Edgar Alan Poe.

Cars not Texturing
I'm putting this here because it may have been an early part of the last dream. I was looking at the Tron Cycles for my programming projects and I noticed that the textures weren't mapping to the spheres correctly and that I would have to photoshop the textures a little bit.

People in Glass Houses...
My brother is really mad at me, I may have punched him or something, but we are sitting at a table outside playing cards and he pretends to throw a stone at me. I put my hand up, but he didn't throw anything. I ignore the next couple of times that he does it, then have an intuition that he's going to throw it this time.

He does and I block it and pick up the pebble, dodging a few more smaller stones. I then run from him, but realize that I'm not a college level runner anymore and get tired. It's okay, he's tired too. I still have that rock and keep him at bay.

Now the scene transitions into a team that I'm a part of. It wasn't track or tae kwon do, though. We were running that loop in the middle of campus. I'm still struggling, but going much faster than everyone else, probably a good 4:30 mile pace.

Boog Eating Strawberries
We were at a party and I grabbed a bad strawberry off of Boog's plate to keep him from eating it. He said that was disgusting and that he needed a new strawberry now. We both had some. Looking back those were huge strawberries, we ate them like watermelon slices.

Talent
I was in line to sign up for a talent show, I was pressured into it. I had only a few moments to decide what I was going to do. It was down to singing and doing martial arts.

Breast Feeding
I don't remember the dream, but there was something with breast feeding.

I watched South Park last night and Bono was breast feeding from his father.

Mental Clarity
I was walking from campus, I think I was leaving a baseball game, and headed to a mental health hospital. I forget what was wrong with me, depression is coming back to me, but I don't think that was it. Anyway, I turned around halfway there and asked myself if I really wanted to go there. I did and continued on my way.

I noticed a building at the corner with a broken window. I wonder if that was the window that I broke during the homecoming party. I looked inside and there were three stories of old style tractors.

I kept walking and saw three guys (one of which I knew,) playing with an abandoned batting range. Looking back, the whole town seemed deserted. I watched them and they were racing something, I don't know what.

I ended up inside the cage, telling them that I knew how the machines worked (I do.) I show them how to adjust the speed of the pitches all the way from falling at their feet to 80 miles an hour.

Then I have a false awakening. I look around and notice that I'm in my room at my dad's house. I'm annoyed because I remembered writing down that lucid dream at my apartment and say that I should do a reality check before every time I write in that thing. So I pick up my journal and look at the clock on my computer for a reality check.

8:99. I become lucid immediately. I walk to my bedroom door and try to go through it, but I bounce off of it. I also become aware of the fact that I'm naked. I look for stuff to do in my room. The bed is covered in crap that I don't want to flop on in case I fail to fly.

I kick my chair with a roundhouse and see the armrest morph like a blob. That was kinda cool, but then it morphs back. I decide to see what outside looks like in my dream. I check to see if I can put my hands through each other, I can't.

I open my blinds and see that there is a large, fat white pine in the middle of the yard. That's not supposed to be there. Everything else looks alright though. I start to question my lucidity.

I look back at the computer and see that the battery is 99% charged. The clock above it is flashing 5:55, 5:99, 6:55, 6:99... It's telling me to press the space bar when it gets close to the right time. I wake up.

Yippe! Broke my lucid dryspell again. Let's see if TwoShadows or The Cusp mention me in their journals today. :P

AWESOME!!!!! :smitten:

Wow, I caught up on REM sleep last night, I must have had ten dreams. I remember almost all of them, but I won't recount them all, just the longer ones.

Theatre
I Lisa Simpson and I was going to a sold out show at a cultural centre and people started complaining that the seats were too small and it was a half screen and such. Then someone shouted that he wanted the men on one side and the women on the other side. I was right in the middle so I didn't have to move.

I was sitting next to the girl who worked at the computer lab before me and she asked why it was alright that Vince stayed on the girls' side. I told her it was because he's gay. She was surprised by this and had to take a picture with her cell phone.

Then the girls started passing around an object that looked like a microphone. As it got closer to me I realized that it was a hitatchi magic wand. They were taking turns getting themselves off.

Threesome
I was with two beautiful girls at the beach and we were fooling around. I was trying to figure out how to get them both to come back to bed with me. There was a blonde and a brunette, I think I made the mistake of telling them that I liked the brunette better.

I might have been a rock star, I'm not sure.

Sink
I reentered a dream, but forgot to stay aware and it became a regular dream. I was doing the dishes and both sinks were full of water, I looked down and noticed that my karate belt was in there too. I reached in to fish it out because I didn't want it to fade any more than it already is.

I found myself under water. I went to the surface and found that I couldn't find it. I then knew that the surface had to be right above me and went up and took a breath.

The full sink came from me cleaning my George Forman the lazy way and letting it soak in a sink full of water for two days.

The Uncool kind of Foursome
I was laying i bed with a gorgeous petite brunette and we were making out. She told me that she had enjoyed the previous night with all us guys. I didn't know what she meant until she mentioned that there were two other guys involved in the sex. :eek:

I don't know why my dreams were so sexual last night.

Ninja! Well done on the dream date with Mes Tarrant hehe..that must have been fun.

It seems like lucidity hits you quite alot..or when it does, it does well and you have a high level of awareness...I'm glad you broke your dry spell..it's always a relief huh?

"Theatre"..hahah "She had to take a picture with her cellphone"...that is great! I couldn't stop laughing.. as for "threesome"..hehe, can't always be picky ...in my dreams even after embarrasing myself by saying something inadvertent liek that, it will probably all get down to sex and fondling after anyway :P.

God (or nature) help you with that "uncool kind of foursome" hehe...I wouldn't want to have that dream.

Anyway, You must have been a very good runner IRL huh? I'm impressed.

Well done..you've got alot here but i'll try to read some :)

Yeah, I get some strange dreams sometimes.

Disintegration WBTB
There was something that seemed to have people trapped. A soldier went down to check it out and he never came back. Two other soldiers went to check on him and they found that he was gone. They radioed back that there was something going on down there and then a sandy tentacle came out of no where and grabbed one of the guys.

It brought him back to a sand monster that had taken the form of a (pretty cute) woman. The monster ate the soldier. I have a seemless transition into lucidity, I don't ever noticing a point at which I become lucid, but I wasn't the whole time.

I turn to dust and move the way that she does. It's kind of like how the guy moved in Spiderman 3. I went on top of a building and watched her take the other soldier then I followed her around, turning to sand, moving, then reforming. It was a much easier way of flying that using wings.

I then had a false awakening, but was like "I know this feeling," and walked to my door. I meant to go through it, but I wasn't as lucid as I could have been and just bounced off of it. Then I woke up for real.

Tub Overflow
We were doing something nice for my mother for some reason, I'm not sure why. Someone was supposed to have done a puzzle for her, but I noticed that it wasn't completely finished, so I decided to finish it. Then I found myself really badly injured and someone had to take care of me.

They put me in the shower and let me play around in there. I wasn't incapacitated so I could bath myself. I just had needed help getting in. After a while I realized that the tub was seriously overflowing. It had a million gallons of water in it (the gauge read,) I knew that couldn't be right so thought it wasn't in gallons.

It was overflowing really badly and there was a foot of water covering the floor of the bathroom too. That was going to be a pain to clean up. I also was that the puzzle was submerged and therefore ruined.

I called for help, I couldn't get out of the tub myself. I pulled the stopper and let it drain. Then yelled at my brother from coming in there while I was naked.

Then I found myself being Elliot Reed and tossing an answering machine off of a cliff to hide evidence of something.

Hypnogogic Death
I watched as my best friend and I got into a car accident. I held onto her and she asked me to take care of her daughter before she died. I've been sad all day. :(

Teaching
I was on some sort of school trip, I was a teacher though. I went to take a leak and Jon came in and asked me if I would teach another tae kwon do class on friday. I told him that I would and then left the bathroom. I went to talk to my tae kwon do students, but they wouldn't listen to me.

They turned into jewish kids. I left to find my students and found them in another room. Then for some reason we started swapping IDs. I started to throw them into the windows of a house. These then turned into playing cards and people cheered me on as I broke the windows with the cards.

One of the cards bounced off the glass, hit a mirror behind me, then buried itself in the glass of the house again. I said that was impressive.

Becky's friends
Becky's friend came into my room and asked if she could use my computer. She was kind of cute so I said yes and set it up for her. She left the room while I did that and then I went out to find her and there were a ton of people there as well as three dogs.

A big dog came over to me and jumped on me in an aggressive way, but I pet him and he relaxed. A larger man came up and shook my hand and then started to wrestle me. He said that Becky had told him that I was a karate expert. He tried to toss me around and I set up myself on his arm and finished him with an armbar.

No real dreams recalled today.

Little Cars
I was on a class trip and I think my instructor was Dr. Cox. He was leading us away from the rest of the group, saying that he wanted some us time. I went off on one of his style rants. I forget exactly what I said.

He lead us down a large hill to an abandoned parking lot of really old cars. He smiled as he showed us them. I asked him how he found it and he said something boring in history happened at a drain at the end of the lot. I called him a dweeb and went to look at the cars.

They were tiny, one or two person cars. I picked up on of the frames. He said that when he found them, only one still had and engine in it. The entire frame weighted about forty pounds and I wondered while kind of miles per gallon it got.

We stayed there for a while, checking out the cars and trying to fix one or two of them before I then found myself chasing after someone with them. I was in one of those tiny cars and they were in a pickup truck. We were going on double sets of train tracks right next to a highway.

I weaved in and out of coming trains and big rigs, I skidded and moved much like Mario Kart.

Then I found myself on the train watching a funny movie. As it ended we asked what else we had and I started a discussion about the Futurama movie that I had watched yesterday.

:( I don't even remember having a dream.

After waking up and taking a B6 vitamin around 4 like I always do I woke up after having this lucid at 7:30.

Flying WBTB
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I was at ESU and roaming around town, looking for food on a cheap version of a segway. I was moving up a big hill and had to walk because it didn't have the power for that, but at the top I set it back down and went into a classroom on a wobbly chair to try and sleep while two asian kids discussed kung fu and how good the pizza on the table looked.

Then my old calc professor came in and asked who the kids were and told me to "order up" as she handed me a slice of deep dish pizza. The kid next to me had pineapple pizza, but didn't know it was pineapple at the time that he got it. He thought it was ribs.

"I had a dream about this," I mentioned and looked around. I immediately became lucid. I jump up and fly over the table and into my grandfather's kitchen. I stay in the air, kind of swimming through it, but after one stroke flying with my mind (for the first time!)

I fly towards the big window that looks out over the backyard. I bump into it. I fly backwards and then towards it again, punching it. It shatters and I float out the window and turn to the left. I see a coffee table outside, about the height of me. The legs must have been twenty feet high. I then slowly work my way down the hill, as I increase my altitude.

"What's my dream name?" I ask the air as I remember the task of the month. All of a sudden I feel a jerk upwards. TwoShadows is flying with me and had ahold of my pants by where the belt would be. She's pulling me really high and really fast.

I can't see her, but for some reason I know it's her. "TwoShadows, knock it off," I say. A moment later she lets go and I forget about her. I end up floating near the ground again, in fact was only a few feet above the water of a tropical swamp.

Looking back it looks like the Everglades or something and I remark on how much it looks like summer and the other task hits me.

I turn on my head and try to summersault, but can't. I then turn back over and the ground is covered in about an inch of snow. It's much colder and clearer now and the water that I was hovering over was now a sheet of ice.

I think about waking myself up, but know I'll remember everything as I walk towards a house. There is a fence surrounding it, but I forget about it and it vanishes. I walk into the wall of the house and bump off of it. Why did I loose my ability to walk through walls?

I then go to the window and see two people inside. I fly through the window and yell to scare them. The father just stands there and there is a really fat, disgusting kid sitting naked in a lazy-boy. I get in front of him and look at him and then go next to him and print something on the printer.

I then have a sneaking suspicion that this fat kid (who's balls are malformed I notice) is TwoShadows in disguise. I kick him in the crotch and he attacks me. I guess it wasn't her :P I grab his arm and from below him send a series of sidekicks into the pressure point under his armpit, but then he bites down on my leg so I stand up.

I grab his head and snap his neck. He falls on the ground and I grab what I had printed. It was a six or eight sides dice with hebrew written on it. Maybe it was my dream name, but I don't know the language.

Then I fly through the window again, but get stuck. It think maybe the kid has grabbed me so I wake up.

Okay, back to bed for another one hopefully. Maybe I'll do the basic task.

After three attempts to WILD and two times of getting up to early and trying to walk into hypnogogic imagery I finally got a good WILD.

Hypnogogic Imagery
The first scene was me standing outside of my dad's house and the van was there. I knew that it wasn't real because I'm at school right now. I waited for a second before trying to walk towards the van, but my legs moved in my bed and it disappeared.

2nd Hypnogogic Imagery
The next time I was still in the driveway, with a girl and there was a black car coming towards us through the lawn. I told her to stay between the cars with me as I grabbed the sai that she had taken out of my car earlier and put it away. Then I grabbed my straight-sword.

They circled us and as they went for another circle I fled behind the house without them noticing. Then I saw police cars and lights. I was laying down so I got up. I got up in my bed and it vanished again.

Store WILD
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I entered a room that I knew to be a dream right away. I remembered the last lucid dream and ran towards a wall, knowing what was on the other side of it was another room. I went through the wall easily, then the next one I yelled "Bathroom" and I went through the wall into a bathroom.

"Spaceland" I yelled as I bumped into the next wall. Then I thought of the "Persistence of Memory" painting and tried to go through the wall to there, but I couldn't.

I opened the one door in the place and was surprised to see a naked man in the shower. He just stood there like a mannequin. I touched his arm and asked him what my dream name was.

He said he didn't know, but I was persistent. "Say any spacey name," I ordered him to give me a dream name. "Thumper" he finally said.

"That sucks," I yelled at him and followed him, wanting to torture him now. "Wanna see yourself in a mirror?" I rolled a mirror in front of him as he entered the locker room. It didn't make his burn like I thought it would.

Thumper:
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He seemed terrified of me. "Yeah, whatever you want," he said. So I decided to humiliate him.

"Put this on," I grabbed a bra from a rack and threw it at him. "Under the robe you idiot," I snapped as he started to put it on wrong. I was bored with him so I went to a lady working at the department store and took something off of her desk. I put it on her bosses desk as she protested. These were more lively dream characters than usual.

I then started to walk away, but then went back to the woman and pressed her forehead, bringing down a File Menu. I pressed quit and turned away, looking at the cool gadgets from the dream store. There were a lot of HDTV,s they were playing some weather show.

I saw a miniature Apple product with no screen. I put it down and there were now three people looking at me. The woman and the man were still there, and a third.

"I thought I quit you," I said to the woman, realizing that I had turned away and not actually seen her disappear.

"Yeah, I heard him say that," one of the men said.

Looks like my adoptee also did a lucid task tonight! :) Way to go Susceptor.

Haha...I just noticed this.

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All of a sudden I feel a jerk upwards. TwoShadows is flying with me and had ahold of my pants by where the belt would be. She's pulling me really high and really fast.

I can't see her, but for some reason I know it's her. "TwoShadows, knock it off," I say. A moment later she lets go and I forget about her. I end up floating near the ground again, in fact was only a few feet above the water of a tropical swamp

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Sorry I was messing with your flying :D. I thought most people liked to fly high and fast...

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I then have a sneaking suspicion that this fat kid (who's balls are malformed I notice) is TwoShadows in disguise. I kick him in the crotch and he attacks me. I guess it wasn't her :P I grab his arm and from below him send a series of sidekicks into the pressure point under his armpit, but then he bites down on my leg so I stand up.

I grab his head and snap his neck.

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Wow, that's weird. I really hope that wasn't me....:shock:



Thanks for dreaming about me.....I think. :)



By the way: Good set of LDs/WILDs!

Cruise Ship
I was looking at a cruise ship, it was a computer graphic model and I was told to find an egg. I noticed that there were basketballs on the life boats. I then found myself on that little inflatable boat thing.

I went out in the water with my father and brother, and I swam around the bow of the ship. Soon my brother got lost and the green ball that he had been playing with had been deflated. I swam out to get the ball and when I returned the ship was far in front of us.

I knew that both my father and me could catch up to it, but decided to go to dry land to catch it. There was a place that we could bye food and get breakfast, we noticed that the ship had stopped there too and some of the people from the ship were in there too.

Crazy Driving
I was backing out of the driveway. My dad was driving and he nearly killed us by pulling out right in front of another car, which went off the road and crashed.

I then looked behind us as a line of cop cars signaled for us to pull over and he drove like a mad man. I asked him why he needed to drive like that. He said that he was late fro refereeing a soccer game.

I then realized that this must be a dream. I looked around and watched and asked him again why he needed to drive so far. Then I had a false awakening.

I went into the bathroom and my father knocked at the door and wanted to explain why he had driven like that. I said okay, but didn't expect him to come in. I was naked so I called him an asshole and ran out the other door.

Mooney
I was in Dr. Mooney's class and he was complimenting me on how well I've performed in his classes the last few years. I then asked him why the textures weren't wrapping around the spheres correctly and he didn't know.

Fruit
Me and my father entered a room where a woman flagged us down. It was a VIP breakfast. I gave the hostess the invitation and he got us a table. It was all fruit and I was starving.

I'm not sure why my father was in most of my dreams last night.

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Originally Posted by ninja9578

Aww, don't worry TwoShadows, I knew it wasn't you before beating him up. Hasn't anyone ever told you that you're too pretty to murder?

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You know..that is not something I hear every day. Thanks...I think...:D.

I'm sorry-- I just noticed that I am cluttering up your lucid journal, not your regular one...oops...

Blue Book
I was discussing graphics with Dr Mooney and I asked him if there were copies of the Blue Book in the book store and he said that he didn't know. I laughed and showed him that there was comments from Chris Farley inside it.

I had a lot more dreams, but none of them were big and they all kinda jumbled together in my memory.

Erin
Erin called me and asked me about a note that I had written to her, apparently it was pretty romantic. I tried to convince her that I didn't write it and we'd talk later, then the signal on my phone faded out.

Later Becky came home and I asked her what Erin was talking about, she showed me the note. It was written in a red pen and had three columns. It was written in neat cursive, definitely not my handwriting. I think Becky knew that I hadn't written it.

Was going to go out with Becky and Erin last night, but went to a different party instead.

Gay Pride
I was upstairs at a gay pride party and we were talking to the guy from nsync. I forget what we were discussing, I think I was there with Valerie.

The American Dad last night discussed gay rights.

Prom Party
I was on a boat and everyone was jumping into the water to get to where we were going to have food. I figured out that I could use chairs that were on the decks to get across the water without getting wet.

I laughed at everyone who was soaked in their prom dresses and suits. I couldn't find a place to sit, I guess I didn't have a date :( I noticed Jason and those guys so I sat down next to them. This may have lead into the previous dream, I'm not sure.

Blackbelt
There were a bunch of tough looking guys were I noticed kept harassing everyone that walked by them and I didn't want to deal with that so I wrapped my karate belt around my waist. It didn't look like mine, it didn't have any stripes on it and was far thicker than mine.

I walked by them smugly, I got a kick out of the fact that they really wanted to fuck with me, but knew that they'd regret it if they did.

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Blackbelt
There were a bunch of tough looking guys were I noticed kept harassing everyone that walked by them and I didn't want to deal with that so I wrapped my karate belt around my waist. It didn't look like mine, it didn't have any stripes on it and was far thicker than mine.

I walked by them smugly, I got a kick out of the fact that they really wanted to fuck with me, but knew that they'd regret it if they did.

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Lol, you show off! Sometimes intimidation works better than violence.

Yeah, intimidation is fun. :)

Worst Dream Ever
I was at the bottom of a hill and listening to my music while I waited for something, I don't remember what. I decided to get some exercise by walking up and down the hill while I waited, it was an enormous hill.

As I neared the top I saw a bus go out of control and loose traction, then get stuck. I walked over and watched. The driver asked me if I had a phone. I did, but I didn't trust this guy so I told him no. There was a house down the road a little bit, the but the owners were gone for a few hours and he would have to sit there.

The I found myself at home making brownies with my mother. We got a phone call and she picked up. She handed it to me and said "I think your father's dead." I dropped the spoon and grabbed the phone, my brother told me the same thing. I said that I'd be there in a few minutes.

I kept crying and even told myself I hope this is a dream. I did a reality check, but was too upset to really do it well. My mom finished the brownies by herself and told me to have one before they were gone.

We then wondered what the cast of Bee Movie was thinking right now. Now my father wasn't dead, Jerry Seinfeld was.

Meghan
I was on a bus and Mike Punzi and Meghan Wall were checking out my karate belt. Meghan then gave me a not asking me to meet her at a place that I didn't know at seven. I asked here where it was. The bus was just about to pass it so she pointed it out for me. She gave me another note saying that maybe we'd go to Wibs after dinner.

Superbad DILD
We were at Sheetz and a few guys told a bunch of us to get into the car that they had pulled up in. They wanted to harass us. I guess we were the guys from Superbad. I jumped into the car, knowing that it was booby trapped and remote controlled to do whatever they wanted.

I immediately pulled out some wires and started to deprogram the traps and the controller. We then made it to the top of a hill on our own. We met some other people who let us hang out with them. We had a mud fight.

Then they blew dust on us and introduced us to the guys that we had gotten away from. It had been a set-up. We ran down the hill, I was the fastest runner there, but everyone seemed to do alright.

I was Seth from the movie now and now we were just filming it, there weren't guys actually after us. We kept running, it must have been a half a mile. I commented how actors have to be in good shape, and then went into training to be one.

I ran back and forth between two glass panes while a line of people formed. I then realized that I was dreaming and tried to walk through the glass. I bounced off of it. I then walked through it and broke it. I pulled out a pane and broke it over someone, I was pissed off that I wasn't able to walk through things like normal. I punched a guy through a pane of glass, breaking it.

Then I walked to a group of people, there was a pretty girl there so I tried to pull my pants down. My hips go stuck on my belt, I guess I wasn't as lucid as I thought, that shouldn't have happened. I go to undo them when I blink. This causes a false awakening. I had a feeling that it might be one so I thought about doing a reality check, but decided to write down my dream instead.

Being covered in dust came from the fact that I cleaned out the vacuum last night and it was really gross in there.

Hmm... I always tell Susceptor not to do sexual things during lucids because it tends to end them. Oops :P Well, it did end it.

A Series of Athletic Events
I'm at a track meet, watching a few races when all of a sudden I'm told that I'm going to race as exhibition for some reason. I go to talk to the other 800m runners and they are like eight years old. They look like triplet with short blonde hair. This should be an easy way to get back on the team, even if I run like shit. I figured that I would only run like a 2:05, but that was far faster than these twirps could go.

Then I realize that I don't have a uniform so I run around, looking for someone that was the right size to loan me a uniform. I see Mary Cimmino and ask her for her uniform. She says no, disgusted, I'm not sure why. I just needed her top, I have a pair of shorts.

It looks like I have time to find one even thought the gun is supposed to be going off soon. It's now a swimming race and there is an aggressive shark circling the raceway.

I then find myself at Becky's house and her parents had made us dinner. I eat quickly, knowing that I could be late for the race if I stay too long. I finish eating and ask if they compost.

Becky's father directs me to a garbage disposal. I shovel the remains into it and they spray everywhere, I guess it was clogged. I help clean up and tell Becky that I'll be back to help her mother clean the dishes after the race. I then run back outside.

It's now a karate tournament that I"m in. I get on a bus that takes us to the rings and I meet up with Tyler who's complaining that martial arts is his ethnicity, not mine. I rebuttal by saying that martial arts is about self defense, not ethnicity. He seems piss, and I can't really figure out why. I hope it doesn't make him throw hard punches, but then realize that if he does I will throw them right back.

I then get a look at the competition and try to line up. In tae kwon do none of the belts have strips on them so all black belts look the same. I have to ask a guy what rank he is and he says second degree black belt so I move to his right to try and find the third dans.

I then notice that there is another club here. The tae kwon do belts all turned dark blue and these new guys had true black belts that got wider at the end. The dark blue ones also now had stripes on them to indicate rank. I found my spot with the other competitors that were my rank.

Tyler was still in a bitchy mood and asked me why we lined up with me at the top of the third dan category with him. I said I didn't know, there is no separation of rank within dan levels so it didn't matter.

I noticed a pretty picture of Mary on Facebook the other day and thought about fighting Tyler again as I unloaded on a 1st dan that was getting cocky.

Weird, I thought I'd remember a lot more, but:

Money
I was at some sort of exhibit or museum and wanted to buy some weights or something so I got in line and all of a sudden I was buying hundreds of old coins and stealing a few too. I thought that it was going to be like twenty dollars, but it ended up being 1600. I decided that that was alright because I had just gotten $900 dollars (my math wasn't working) and wrote them a check

I had a ton of fragments, but none of them seemed to fit together.

Assembly
The kid from my graphics class said that he had sent me an email containing a program that he couldn't figure out why it crashed. I told him that he didn't get it and decided to give it to me via a thumb drive.

I looked at the code and immediately noticed that he had an array declared as (1, 1). I sent him an email telling him that that made an array of 1 x 1 and he was getting a screen area that was 2x2.

Quick Lucid
I was at home and noticed that my mom's computer was booting up Windows instead of OSX. Then I looked into the fire place and saw a blue iPod Video. I thought that I might be in a dream. I watched it burn, it even had a full length keyboard. I asked out-loud why someone had thrown that in there. The Becky woke me up. I laid there for a second and then reentered the dream, then she woke me up again. I tried to reenter it again, and sort of did, but forgot to be lucid.

Lucid Aftershock
I was talking about being lucid and Leah was there. I said that if I had been lucid I would have grabbed her and started to have sex with her, which is exactly what I did, but it didn't hit me that it was a dream. I picked her up as someone was talking to me and did a standing position that I'd never seen before, kind of like me holding her standing doggie style.

I put her down every time the guy I was talking to turned around.

Kim's Striptease
Kim from Scrubs was talking to me about her striptease act that she was going to be doing soon. She was nervous about it and I told her that I was definitely going to check that out. She wore purple lingerie and pink pantyhose :) I wish I could take pictures from my dreams

She was in Slither which I watched the other night

The Devil and Football
I was walking down to the stream behind our old house and it was flooded. I was going to meet the devil and work for him, but turns out there were a number of people that I was competing with to get the job and he was going to put us through tests.

He made us throw pins into the stream, I knew that he was going to make us walk across it so I threw mine close to the back where I wouldn't walk. Four of them landed on land and he wasn't happy about that. He made me put those pins in my leg.

I pushed them almost all the way into my leg and then decided that I didn't want the job. So I went to where a fat kid was playing with a football. I challenged him and he kept putting the ball over the net and calling it a jiggly point or something like that. He was a hick and wanted to play american football.

I went to where my family was having a picnic, it was all fruit, and I was hungry. All of what I wanted wouldn't fit on my plate so I ate lots of strawberries out of the big bowl. The we decided to play football. It was going to me boys against girls, but the boys outnumbered the girls so me and Mike Van Orden played on the girls' side. Wentz was there, Megan Wander played goalie, Malena was there, basically every girl that I was friends with in high school.

Waiting Around
I was laying around outside of a fenced in area, I don't know what was in there, but some guys and I were waiting to play american football. I got up and they asked me why so early. I had a crick in my neck and some people were lining up next to a mud hole. They were tempting us to go push them in so that they could sidestep us.

I noticed Wentz and tackled her, I wasn't going to actually push her in. I just wanted to scare her. She fell right next to it an dI pretended to pick her up. I laughed and grabbed her hands to pull her back up.

I don't know why Sara was in both of my dreams last night, I haven't thought about her in a long time.

Dream Fragment
I was doing some programming, probably on iGL because I kept mentioning iRed.

Since my sleep has been erratic the past couple of days and I have a month away from classes I've decided to do a tri-phasic sleep schedule. It's going to be hard to adjust, but I think it'll be a fun self experiment. I'm going to be sleeping from:

2:00am - 5:30am Core Sleep
8:00am - 9:30am Secondary Sleep
2:00pm - 3:30pm Nap Time

That last nap I will adjust depending on what I'm doing, but that's going to be basically it. I expect either a complete drop of in my dream recall or an massive increase in it. We'll have to wait and see. Wish me luck, I may need it for the first few days.

2:00am - 5:25am
My body isn't used to this and I didn't get very much sleep at all, and I also have a splitting headache in my temple that won't go away with accupressure :?

8:00am - 9:27am
I'm not sure if I got to sleep, I think I did because I was thinking about one thing when I went to bed, and another when I woke up, but don't remember a dream. I'm tired.

2:00pm - 3:30pm
I'm a little tired now, but I know I'll be better soon. No dream recalled.