Thread: Ninja's Twilight Zone

Got up at 6am for a job interview in Jersey City.

Forgot last night's dreams

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium

Iraq

I had accidentally enlisted in the military. They had sent me an email that I thought was spam and clicked on something that said to remove me from their mailing list and it tricked me into serving.

During a bombing run we all got shuttled into a bomb shelter and we were to attack. Everyone left the hanger except for me, who stayed behind and cut myself so it looked like I had been in combat. When a few people got back I told them a bullet had grazed my cheek and that I thought that I should be sent home.

There was another bombing run and I dodged bombs, but most of the people that I was with wasn't so lucky.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Poor

Jew Gold

I was Eric Cartman and had confronted Kyle about the gold that jews kept in a bag around their neck. I knew that I was dreaming so I flew around him to intimidate him into giving me the gold. I also flew through windows and buildings to destroy them, showing him what I would do to him if I didn't get the gold.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Alien Blood

I was on a ship and we cut into an alien and it's blood went all over the floor. It started to eat through it like acid and we ran down stairs to try and stop it. Our plan was to dilute it so that it couldn't cut through the metal, but it eventually stopped ten flights down, but there was still some and it was glowing bright green. I started to flush it with water.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Speech

I was in a lecture hall setting listening to someone give their speech and I wondered when I would give mine. I suddenly realized that I had left my speech at home and started freaking out. I took out my computer and started rewriting it during a movie.

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Poor
Lucidity: Poor

Tanks in Malibu

Something had been stolen from us, but we had a camera on it. The camera showed us that it had been taken to a beautiful, tropical area on the water with lots of huge houses. I recognized it as Malibu, so my brother went in a car and I followed with Shayna in a tank

We drove the tank onto the beach and let the dogs run around, even though the beach was very crowded. I recognized that I was dreaming so flew off towards the houses, but then grabbed the tank and drove through them.

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Poor

Searching for Darth Vader

I was in some sort of cartoon battle and we were losing. Someone told me of a prophecy that exactly that would happen, but we would be saved by a great warrior: Darth Vader. The girl I was with said "Isn't Darth Vader and imaginary character?"

I told her that she was right and that we had to travel to Imaginationland. We got there and it was a huge stone building with a huge shaft in it and I knew that Darth Vader was down there somewhere, but because we were in the good part of Imaginationland, he would be called Anikan Skywalker.

I became lucid as I looked down the shaft and picked up the girl and tried to fly down three levels, but I missed and landed at the bottom of the shaft and couldn't get back up.

I woke up, tried to DEILD, but had a FA.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Kichu's Boobs

I was at a college and I guess it was the first day of class. I wondered around, looking for my class, but couldn't find it until I remembered that it was in room 107. I found the room and entered and the professor told me it was rude to come in late.

I sat down with Sara Wentz who I exchanged flirts with. Sarah then turned into Kichu who was showing her friends a picture of her boobs and told me that I couldn't see them. I told her that if it was the same picture that had been posted on DV, then I had already seen and censored them but hiding them in a Spoiler box.

She was shocked, someone else had posted those pictures on DV and I told her that I'd delete them when I got home.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Kichu's Boobs

I was at a college and I guess it was the first day of class. I wondered around, looking for my class, but couldn't find it until I remembered that it was in room 107. I found the room and entered and the professor told me it was rude to come in late.

I sat down with Sara Wentz who I exchanged flirts with. Sarah then turned into Kichu who was showing her friends a picture of her boobs and told me that I couldn't see them. I told her that if it was the same picture that had been posted on DV, then I had already seen and censored them but hiding them in a Spoiler box.

She was shocked, someone else had posted those pictures on DV and I told her that I'd delete them when I got home.

Haaa......awesome!

You had nice boobs

Freaking win. Hmm...I need more dreams like that!


...and I say that in the least creepy way possible.

Which one? The Darth Vader one or the Kichu's Boobs one... you Star Wars nerd

Clarity: Poor
Sleep: Poor
Lucidity: Poor

Running

I was out in the woods running and suddenly realized that I was having trouble. That immediately made me lucid, but at a very low level, I spent my lucidity looking for some sort of dog.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

War

I was in some sort of battle, kind of ancient, because everyone was sword fighting. I had no problem defending myself and being aggressive until I saw that our ing had been killed.

The battle stopped and I asked who did it. Two people raised their hands, one was Adam and one was Mes Tarrant. I walked around one of my guys and sliced Adam's head off without a second though then walked over to Mes.

I put my bloody sword on her forehead and she cowered down crying. She was to beautiful to slaughter so I turned my back and walked away.

I don't remember anything from last night.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Good

Jerked Up

I was at the old house and thought that I might be dreaming so decided to run to test it. I ran just fine as opposed to difficult like normally in dreams, but realized that I didn't live there anymore. I jumped up and flew but something jerked me up really high really fast. I went with it and eventually I was high above the earth and I grabbed it like a globe and spit on Texas

I ended up in the neighbour's house and crashed through a wall, looking for the girl that lived there, but she wasn't there. I looked out the window and there was only Ryan Thuman. I flew out the window and ran up the street, looking for some girls.

I eventually saw one, but it was Valerie. I thought 'what the hell' and kissed her. She pushed me away, but opened her legs. I woke up before anything happened but I tried to reenter the dream. I managed to do it, but not lucidly and proceeded to go down on her naked body. She moaned and writhed with pleasure.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: 14 hours

Vampires Everywhere

I was at some sort of bar with Valerie and possibly my cousin (I don't know, but they showed up later.) A vampire had attacked and Val and I got in my car and tried to run away, knowing that the vampire would attack the last car to get out. We realized that would be us so we decided to stay and hide, hoping the vampire would think that the car was empty.

The trick worked and I drove a little ways before the car stalled. I tried to get it to starrt again, but it wouldn't turn over. I told Val to stay put and I made a run for a house to get some help. While at the house I saw the vampire show up at the car. I looked around the house for a stake, but couldn't remember what kind of wood I needed.

Somehow I ended up in my old backyard, Valerie had been captured and I was going to rescue her. I neared the stream and there were a ton of them down there. I hide and looked for something to use as a stake, but was scared because there were so many of them.

The book I'm currently writing is a vampire novel.

I don't remember any dreams from last night

Saw Amanda, which made me think I might be dreaming, but then I didn't RC. I forget everything else.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

War

...I put my bloody sword on her forehead and she cowered down crying. She was to beautiful to slaughter so I turned my back and walked away.

Tsk tsk tsk.

Amateur!! Never turn your back on a beautiful woman. That's when they get you!!

That's probably why you don't remember anything after that. You got shanked in the back of the head and died!!

Mes wouldn't do that Besides, if she batted her pretty eyes at you you'd put the sword down too

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Which one? The Darth Vader one or the Kichu's Boobs one... you Star Wars nerd

Heh, the one with Kichu. Though the other was interesting as well (by the way, it's spelled 'Anakin,' not 'Anikan.' ).

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Clarity: Good
Sleep: 14 hours

Vampires Everywhere

I was at some sort of bar with Valerie and possibly my cousin (I don't know, but they showed up later.) A vampire had attacked and Val and I got in my car and tried to run away, knowing that the vampire would attack the last car to get out. We realized that would be us so we decided to stay and hide, hoping the vampire would think that the car was empty.

The trick worked and I drove a little ways before the car stalled. I tried to get it to starrt again, but it wouldn't turn over. I told Val to stay put and I made a run for a house to get some help. While at the house I saw the vampire show up at the car. I looked around the house for a stake, but couldn't remember what kind of wood I needed.

Somehow I ended up in my old backyard, Valerie had been captured and I was going to rescue her. I neared the stream and there were a ton of them down there. I hide and looked for something to use as a stake, but was scared because there were so many of them.

The book I'm currently writing is a vampire novel.

Hey, I didn't know you wrote, much less were writing a book!

Oh well, I didn't find him. Could have been a nice lucid light sabre fight.

Yeah, I write, this will be my second novel. My first one was a zombie / apocalypse story called Revelation.

Originally Posted by ninja9578

Oh well, I didn't find him. Could have been a nice lucid light sabre fight.

Yeah, I write, this will be my second novel. My first one was a zombie / apocalypse story called Revelation.

Oh, coolio! If I had money I'd buy it.

Damn, I remember having one with MoS and Xox, but not what happened

Clarity: Medium
Sleep: Medium

Ride a Painted Pony

I was in a huge video store and I was picking out some movies. I know that one of the movies that I got was called "Hard Hands." I thought it was a martial arts movie, but I think it ended up being some really weird porno. I know that the other one that I grabbed was a horror movie, but I don't remember which one.

I got a call from my mother asking me to go to her house because there were some guys there and they were scaring her and my brother. I told them I'd be there in 5 minutes and sped off, running red lights.

Somehow I ended up riding two painted ponies. They had the coat of a fluffy dog, but were definitely horses. I had trouble riding two horses at once, I was straddling one horse and had one foot on the other, it was weird.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Good

Crashing MoS' Palace

I was doing some sort of movie and the female was supposed to do a scene where she jumped down a huge hole and used the air to glide down. The first couple of times she landed too hard or hit the side so they decided to do it with CG.

I was upset when they decided to use 3DS Max instead of Blender. I protested to another change in the script where Doc Brown was to take the plunge instead of the girl. For some reason it was MoS' fault about the script change. I showed them that it was still possible to do in real life by jumping into the hole myself.

I glided down, but pulled to the left. There was some cool crystalline geometry. I got lucid somewhere during the flight and saw MoS' ice fortress down below flew towards it at full speed.

I reached out as I crashed into it and ripped apart not only the fortress, but also the surrounding woods. I flew back up and did some backflips before letting myself fall to the ground. I ended up getting impaled by a huge stump and I laughed as I tried to pull myself off of it, but I woke up instead.

Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good

Short Redhead and Swords

I was hanging out with some guys who thought that they were skilled martial artists. I challenged them, and let them pick the weapons. I beat them pretty handily with multiple weapons, but got my hand cut (I think, that may have been another dream.) I met a cute, very short redhead. I recognized that she tried wanted me, so I danced with her for a while to seal the deal, then started making out with her.