Jim's Dream Journal

I started noting down my dreams on paper a week or so ago, although i have no record of when i dreampt what - from now on i'll post here to keep everything organised, as well as putting my previous dreams in this first post.

Jim

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For some reason i dreampt i had some sort of self assembly penis (lol way to start my journal) in the same kind of style you get shelving from MFI etc - in fact it seemed to be more of a shelving system i was attaching to the groin area XD oh and it was made from orange perspex .... this could be because of my DT coursework at school which is also made of orange perspex...

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This is where i wish i wrote down more detail ... i've put that i dreampt Sharp (the electronics company) had gone out of business, but i can't remember he circumstances ... I was adjusting the volume of my PC from the back of the speaker (where there isnt a control) at the time i found this out

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I was getting on a bus with people i remembered from my old school, as well as a friend i know now (she appears in my dreams a lot, probably because shes a natural lucid dreamer and we talk about dreaming a lot ... possible dream sign)

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I was sat (in the front row) watching a play (i think it was a nativity play) put on by younger kids. A guy from work was the cameraman, and was bossing people around a lot

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I dreampt i was at some kind of "ass licking contest" i dont remember much else other than bungee ropes wer involved ... i dont think i want to either XD

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I was walking through my village when i saw someone was giving away free money. They werent in but a bucket was outside the door filled with money. Much more interesting to me was their door hinges which i removed with a screwdriver as well as the dorr handle. They came back and told me to put them back, which i did.

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I had a dream that my mum had climbed to the top of a bell tower on her house (which is really a tiny cottage, obviously no tower), but she wa very drunk and fell off and died. I was a little irritated that she was dead but i was more occupied by the thought of getting away with not handing in maths homework XD

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I dreampt there was some rapper killing war supporters (i dont particuarly like rap so seems a little strange) i shot him

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I dreampt my entire school was trying to sneak into WW2 germany by pretending to be on a train to Auschwitz (there was an assembly about making an influence where auschwitz was featured the week before). When i got to germany i found i was playing a giant life size version of CIV (the original DOS one, the only version i ever got round to playing). I played blue and i think i was france. Also playing were red and white which i think were germany and england respectively (not the right colours from game btw...) At the end i found out that someone i know from work (who plays some PC games) was also there. we then teleported to my school and went home.

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Again lack of detail, but i dreampt that there was a miners strike, and i was writing poetry about porn.

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I used to play World of Warcraft, and for anyone who plays it here, i dreampt i was illegally mining in deadmines, and i got taken away by gaurds. On my way out i dreampt i shot FPS_Doug from Pure Pwnage in the head (oh the irony) whilst he was facing the other way.

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I was on the Starship Enterprise (although i dont watch star trek) which broke up whilst i was working in some sort of hospitally life supporty place. It exploded and i found myself at the local gaming arena, where i found my old PC which i thought "ah id wondered where id left that" (in reality i gave it to my mum.) I was about to play some games on it when a mobile post office ( :? ) stopped outside, and i went out to buy chocolate. I then ended up in some sort of cafe, which was layed out in a similar way to the local pub, but seemed to be in the location of a restaurant near my grans house. Where the bar would normally be was a giant pit filled with roast chestnuts. The same guy from work who was filming the nativity earlier bought some chestnuts and gave me some. The owners told me they were having a closing down party that day.

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Some sort of sea lion / dragon (well a fire breathing sea lion really) was prowling the beach where i was sat with friends. I was fine til a lifegaurd started screaming nearby and it came towards me. I led it away from my friends by telling it i could take it to some really tasty humans. I had my headteacher in mind XD

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SEMI LUCID

It started where i was going to a customers house to fix something (my work involves messing with peoples PCs). When i got there i saw he'd somehow plugged a lightbulb into it's socket using a USB cable. This didn't worry me, but what made me realise was that i seemed to remember dreaming that before (although i didnt when i woke up) which made me think - hey im dreaming! I tried counting my fingers as an RC ... i somehow got confused (ok i admit it im not that smart :content: ) but it seemed like i had roughly 8 fingers .. since i was having trouble counting my fingers :oops: i tried holding my nose - and i could breathe - i got really excited and felt myself waking up so i calmed down and i stayed in the dream. When i turned around instead of the cutomer from work there was a friend from school - we then walked out of the building we were in (gets sketchy here ... bad dream recall) and walking down the road i met another friend (female). I groped one of her boobs for some reason that seemed more sensible at the time (probably "hey if im dreaming, i can grope all the women!") XD and she slapped me. i said sorry and we kept on walking. I remember stopping at some point when it was seeming vague to do the "increase lucidity" thing. I remember looking at an archway with a green garage door next to it and thinking ... whoa look at the detail! (i drew this scene out afterwards as it seemed very clear) At some point i remembered that i could try and bring people into my dreams ... i immagined another friend being behind a door and tried opening it but it didnt work, so i tried it with a pie or cake or something instead .. that didnt work either. I went into a supermarket at some point and then i think i had a false awakening, i remember waking up lying next to the friends i was with in the dream ... i forgot to do a reality check there and so continued dreaming normally until i woke up later.

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More to come later