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I was walking all over a hill but when I would check out the grids of what everybody else was doing I couldn't get it to make any sense. So when I would get to the top of the hill(it was a rounded grassy mound) I would have to start over in my home town and walk back. My friends would be explaining everything the whole way back through town to the hill and I would try it again. I repeated this several times. I got irritated because I had to wake myself up to go the the bathroom instead of finishing the dream.
Easy analysis: I was trying to make sense of this website and I just wasn't getting it.

I was at my friend Gail's house. We were celebrating something and there was food everywhere. I don't mean on the table. It was sitting all over the house like decorations and I was serving myself from shelves on the wall and other odd places. (actually a great idea for a dinner party)
I kept dreaming all night long but it was a jumble of images that didn't make sense. I kept thinking that I was waking up but I would still be in a dream.

My mom and her sister were running a telemarketing firm(new job). I had a toll free number to call to get a new job because I wasn't going to work with them after being there for years but I lost the number. My mom lost $150 and she wouldn't tell me who she was working with so that I could get it back for her. My aunt was working at my mom's desk eating potato chips and neither one of them was getting anything done.

The job morphed into a school lunch business and I talked to my stepdaughters forever trying to get them to do their job but of course they wouldn't and nobody was getting fed. I tried to call for help but I had a wrong number. I left on a motorcycle and I was so impressed with the well manicured parthenon style grounds that I kept driving by looking at them. Sometimes I would be in a boat instead of on a motorcycle.

Looks like you're one of the first to start using the dream title form as it was meant to be used, with a seperate post for each dream. I've been considering giving it a try, but I like having the same night's dreams clumped together.

That's my problem right now. By the time I write down my dream I can't go back into what I want to. I was having more fun not being so technical. I am still going to give this a try but I have never been good at sticking to something if it ruins my fun.

There is so much morphing going on that I can't keep track of the damn dreams myself. Gotta get control again my way.

May sound stupid but I keep a note book by my bed and scribble small notes often with my eyes pretty much shut. My recall is usually good enough though to not need to write them down until I actually get up. You could try keeping a note book under your pillow, scribble a couple of notes and go back to sleep - the notes might jog your memory enough to remember more?

Hello AdamA, What is adopting anyway? If it helps a newbie then I'm all for it. Pamn

I decided to change my haircolor and style but I didn't like how it turned out so I was going to do it again.(It was much too cartoonish) Before I could do it I had to rearrange the furniture in my room but it turned into a furniture store so then I had to make it marketable instead of just looking good.
After that I went to get the haircolor but there was a really pitiful looking little girl there so I decided to buy her some candy instead. I was going to buy her some ice cream but it was melted. The lady at the counter didn't have time to help me so I decided to help myself. There were clown balloons there but they were all tangled together and I was in the process of cutting out the knot when I woke up...back to sleep... I was walking out of the store and I looked up into a beautiful cloudy sky. I threw my head back and put my arms behind me and was just starting to soar when my stupid landlady woke me up.(in real life) One of these days I am going to hurt that woman!

My landlady rented a room to a stripper but she didn't know it. I knew it as soon as I saw her though. I was watching tv when the girl came in a plopped down on the couch with her feet up while eating a bag of potato chips. She wanted to know if the landlady was cool and I assurred her that she was. I told her not to worry that the landlady would never figure out what she did for a living anyway.

I was waiting for friends to come home. I got tired of waiting so I decided to leave. Their son came home but I told him I couldn't leave before he had something to eat. He wanted to leave with me but I made him wait at the bottom of the hill because it was very steep with several 90 degree turns and the brakes didn't work well on the car. Several people wanted a ride so for some reason I held them with a machine gun and kept rearranging them in the car so that there was room for everybody. A neighbor was waiting at the foot of the hill with Shaun right in the way and I still had no brakes. I managed to manuver around them.
I was driving down the road with the top down but I was sitting in the center of the car showing off. My ex was chasing the car but I told the others not to worry because he would never catch us anyway. He didn't.

I had to make my case to a judge(my mom) whether to keep sleeping or not. I walked up to the altar and slid open a door on a long thin wooden box exposing a brilliant treasure. Richard was there asking me how I could give up such a treasure and I told him because I wanted to win. I won and I got to keep sleeping.

I was going back and forth between the compounds at 2 different tracks. No matter what I wanted it was at the other track. There was construction between the tracks so I had to keep making detours. Finally I got tired of it and made my own short cut which was very short.
At one track I would have to sneak past the guards to get to the dogs and take them to the other track. This was easy to do because I was very short because I didn't have any legs but I could walk just fine.
When I would get to the other track all the trainers were dying from kennel sickness but I could save them if I could warn them. I finally figured out that if I kept my mouth shut until I could warn the next trainer in line to die then I could save them.
In the middle of all this I kept stopping to have some really great sex with my ex which would make the trainers and guards even madder at me but of course I didn't care.

I was at my grandma's house but I am an adult. I saw a large truck coming up the hill but it was too big for the road and fell over the side taking my van with it. I went to get 3 kids out and 1 of them kept using the bathroom in my hand and I was telling him that everything was ok but the men in the truck were mean and scaring him. I was trying to figure out how to get the van out because there was no phone to call for help when they brought in a big fork lift to get the truck and van out but they took my van. When I objected they told me their boss told them to. As I was insisting that they had no right to take my van they gave me a ticket saying that I had shot a gun at them and the van was evidence but they were lying.
I had to figure out how to get help for me and the 3 kids but I couldn't because I was sick and couldn't walk far. Finally I went down the hill to the creek(which is where I always go when I have some variation of this dream) to start using the creek to sneak to town. I decided I didn't want to go though this again so I woke myself up. When I woke up I had a pencil in my hand and I was writing on my leg.(in real life)

I had a ball last night!
I was leading a troop of girl scouts through the woods and we were hiding from other girl scout troops. Finally we reached a point in the woods where all the path intersected and we could no longer hide from the other girl scouts. That's when I decided to change my dream. The only way to hide was for me to blend in so I changed myself into Kwan Lee from the TV show "LOST". Don't ask me why that made me blend in, it just did.
Then we were in a huge beautiful mansion and everybody wanted me to hang a rather large cutout of the tinman from the ceiling which was impossibly high. They went to get a ladder but I told them not to waste their time and I put on a cute pair of elf shoes and started walking up the walls and across the ceiling and I was cavorting around having a most excellent time because none of them could do that.
Then dummy me decided to take off the elf shoes while I was still on the ceiling. Of course I fell about 3 stories and landed on my head which gave me a terrible headache and hurt my knee. What really made me mad is that the elf shoes were still stuck to the ceiling and I couldn't get to them. This actually should have been easy to solve but I was so mad at myself that I woke myself up.

I was hired as David Letterman's personal assistant. We were playing golf and I went to get a stray ball and found a leaking gas line. Everytime I tried to fix it, it would be leaking farther up the line. When I went to warn him so he could get his baby out of the house the other employees wouldn't let me. I found his most trusted handyman but he was too busy partying to fix it. I finally got to warn him but he thought I was exaggerating.

I was in a large house. I changed rooms because the bathroom was dirty. Then I moved to an apartment in town, then I changed apartments. I got a room on a busy street beside a pet store. I went shopping but I couldn't go home because there was a lady argueing in front of the door so I went on down the street. When I turned around to come back I couldn't because I couldn't remember where I lived. While I was wandering around I got sick and I was trying to climb some stairs but they were broken. There were 3 people trying to fix the stairs but they kept breaking while I was trying to climb them and the repairmen were pretending not to notice me. I finally crawled up the stairs into a flea market and everyone was complaining about the loud argueing womans nuts not being cooked properly, I offerred to go to work for her but she didn't want to hire me so I went home finally.

I had this same dream 3 times last night and woke up at the same point everytime. I was going to be interviewed on national tv. There was a clear, lucite couch for me to sit on in the middle of the audience. Everytime I went to sit down I woke up.

I was walking on a road and off to the side in a wooded area was a very handsome man leading a horse with a lady riding it. I kept walking and on the other side of the hill a black horse was coming to me when off to the side another very large horse came charging at the black horse and was going to crash into it so I shot it. The black horse came to me and was thanking me for saving its life and letting me know it loved me. As we were walking along another man came with his friend and another horse and wanted to know why I was taking his horse. I told him I wasn't taking it, it was following me. Then the handsome man came and told the other man that I had killed his horse and I was trying to steal the black horse. I told him that I saved the horses life . The dream ended.
This was not a lucid dream and the horse did not speak but I think it shows that I have this months task on my mind and maybe I just might get it done.

I was a bodybuilder and I was showing off my muscles. I was a man(go figure)

I was lying in my recliner thinking about my dog Maxxi so that I could possibly do this month's task. I don't think I was asleep yet but I am probably wrong. All of a sudden a rabbit comes from under my chair and darts across the room under my dining set. It scared me to death (like when you see a mouse in the house). It was very realistic in its coloring and action. I didn't think I was asleep yet but I must have been because the room was dark but the rabbit ran across the room in the light. I had a hard time going back to sleep after that. Maybe between Maxxi and I, I will get this month's task done yet. I went to sleep thinking about Maxxi when I had dream 18 also..

Originally Posted by damnpamn

I was a bodybuilder and I was showing off my muscles. I was a man(go figure)

You catch on quick. Showing off your muscles an essential part of being a man.

Originally Posted by The Cusp

You catch on quick. Showing off your muscles an essential part of being a man.

Well it's good to know I've got the mannerisms down. I'll keep it in mind for next Halloween!

I was at a family reunion/birthday party for my nephew in the park. I spent all afternoon blowing up hundreds of balloons and when it started to rain everyone came over. My nephew was beside himself with anticipation. Then we started to burst all the balloons which of course infuriated my mom. She kept saying that we would all have to go to college to pay for that many balloons. Then a clown came and started hopping around on an impressive looking pogo stick. For some reason I sat in a chair the hole time and if I needed to move I hopped the chair everywhere I went. It was a stupid dream. I hope it was the one I keep having the last few nights that I can't quite recall.:p