Thread: King Amazon's first attempt at a dream journal

k good luck

good luck, you might want to keep some paper and a pen by the bed too for those times when you just cant be arsed moving when you wake up

Alright, right now I can only remember one dream I had but I can remember it pretty clearly.

I was at school I'm guessing(or somewhere with all of the people from my school and a few people not from my school.)

The first place I remember being at in the school is my marketting class and the normal teacher wasn't there. I dont know if maybe I was just in the same classroom but different class or if my new teacher was a sub but she couldn't decide whether we were going to take an exam or do a lot of work. Nobody did the work and the teacher didn't really seem to care, and she left for a little while and one of my friends (Ben Dosher for my personal reference) went around the room stealing little mini decks of cards that belonged to the teacher that were either new age pokemon cards or weird tarot cards. I remember thinking to myself "he's stealing the pokemon cards" but they really didn't look like pokemon cards. He kept them in a trashbag with something else that I can't remember or didn't see (I think it was just something he was carrying around with him like sports gear or something) and then the class ended and we were all going to some place that I don't remember, and Ben told me to make sure I didn't buy anything from the vending machines (I have absolutely no clue why.)

The next thing I remember is that me and two friends of mine (strangely enough they hate each other) were headed somewhere, I'm not sure if it's the same place I was going to in my first dream or not but we were going to a dog show now(and I think I was still at my school but I'm not sure.) I remember someone throwing a football over my head and this big black dude pretty much tackling me to catch it and then I said to my three buddies "let's jump him." I have absolutely NO clue why I said this, I'm never like that when I'm awake. Anyway, a little bit after that we got to what I'm guessing was a dog show (the dogs looked normal at this point) and I started petting one of the dogs and it had its mouth open just a little bit. I had an urge to make its mouth close all the way and knew I had to do it by petting it just right but I couldn't figure it out. I went on to another dog (now the dogs started turning into things I can't really describe, its like a bear trap but with the teeth of the trap being rounded and not pointy.) This dog really didn't seem to like me, I was trying to pet it like the last one but it kept opening its mouth really wide and the owner told me I should just let it open its mouth all of the way before trying to make it close it. I think a little bit of stuff happened right after that but I can't remember it, and then I woke up.

Try and remeber everymorning and it will become easier

Gonna try this again tonight, wish me luck!

I remembered absolutely nothing from last night.

Wow you got some pretty fucked up dreams K_A.

Alright, tonight I'm gonna set my alarm to wake my ass up every 90 minutes, and this better work :-)

I didn't set my alarm, instead I tried the MILD method and it didn't do anything so I'm going to try the alarm.


I remember a lot from last night but it is all jumbled and I can't seem to connect it no matter how hard I try.

I remember one part where a bunch of criminals were punished by being sent into a sunken ship for 10 minutes to try to survive against an evil wizard. The mood in this part of the dream was extremely scary. I wasn't one of the criminals (I don't even remember my part in this part of the dream) but I was scared to death and very calm about it for some reason.

Another thing I remember is there had been a killing of a little girl by some old man and she was lying outside of my house in the street (I live on a dirt road but this street was paved). My mother was calling someone who I assume was the police, a lot of stuff happened that I can't remember.

Another part is where I think I was a bat or something flying around hogwarts from Harry Potter. I remember a lot of stuff happening that pertained to Harry Potter(what it was that happened I don't remember)

One final part is that I remember my mother gave me permission to smoke pot. This is strange because I just got caught about 2 weeks ago. Anyway, it didn't look like pot, it looked like an alka seltzer tablet. I got ketchup on it somehow and tried to get it off to no avail, I scrubbed it with a toothbrush under running water even. Right after this someone started beating the hell out of the side of my house (IRL) and I woke up.

2x Lucid during a nap today. They were pure chaos and very very fuzzy and I didn't have much control over anything but I knew I was lucid.

I'd LOVE to hear about them ^_-

Yes do tell........