This should be fun. The one I'm going to write about now isn't perfectly fresh since I'm posting it at the end of the day, but I thought it'd be good to get the ball rolling. Here goes.
I was watching an MTV special about how no one likes Nick Cannon. It featured a number celebrities talking smack about him, including one with Gwen Stefani at a press conference of some sort with cameras flashing saying "I hate Nick Cannon," apparently in a response to some sort of question. It cuts to a clip of him from the MTV Movie Awards (Or the MTV Music Video Awards. The difference is negligible, as I'm equally uninterested in both.) There were several sets of curtains that were being pulled back, until one revealed him far off on the right part of the stage amidst a dozen or so shopping carts. Impliedly, this was supposed to represent some sort of mishap. Everyone began laughing at him, and he ran into the back to yell at the stage manager. His voice could be heard since he had a microphone. He ran back onto the stage to perform his skit, in which he was dressed as Spiderman, swinging between ten foot tall cardboard replicas of skyscrapers. He was still yelling at the stage manager, and I can remember him saying "I don't have a five point plan, you know!" After that was a segment interviewing a woman who was part of a gag at a Gallagher performance. The segment played upon the false memory (are false memories common in people's dreams as they are in mine?) of an infamous Gallagher performance in which the gag was Gallagher had bored the woman to death. They didn't explicitly say that, but when they referred to it, I sort of pieced it together myself and said "Oh yea, that." I stopped watching it because I apparently wanted my ears pierced. I had another false memory that I had already gotten my ears pierced once, but they'd since closed over. I got the first ear pierced, with the woman using a needle and a piece of ice as opposed to a gun. I distinctly remember it not hurting, but I told my mom (who was there apparently) that it hurt and I didn't want the other one. I remember it didn't feel like I was lying either. My mom started crying about it, something about wasting money apparently, and ran out of the room, which I found out at that point was actually my room. I felt pissed that she'd be selfish like that, and then everything went dark.
Eyes still closed, I said to myself "Hm. That was a dream. Maybe if I stay here, I'll go to sleep and I'll try to have a lucid dream." But my lights and TV were on, and I wasn't very tired, so it didn't work.
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