Thread: The Best of Man of Shred

the dream:

i'm at my Apartment. it's morning so i decide to go and get my morning coffee from country style. the place winded up being Tim Hortons. i should've noticed the obvious sign that IT WAS ONLY A DREAM!

anyway i go in and walked back out again. the person working there was the girl i had a HUGE crush on in junior high. (don't get me wrong Even I can approach intimidating women in clubs and stuff. but whenever i run into this girl i get tounge tied).

anyway i sneak back in to get served! ummm coffee. and then i'm walking around outside again. i go into a random building and get lost for a while. i go up and down corriders and around strange corners. i find this little crawlspace leading to a door but i can't fit through.

I'm suddenly back at my apartment!! Dan (my roomy) is playing video games. He has a Shady friend with him. i go into the other room and on the t.v. i can see what game they are playing!

i Go back to the other room where Dan is and i pull him aside and tell him i don't like his friend and that he should leave. because i can tell the guy is a drug addict and only wants to scam his next fix out of us. his friend leaves and then dan starts to cry because he brought another danger into our apartment. (there is a real story behind this: Dan went to the bar one night and brought home a crack fiend. this guy told Dan and my other roommate that he could get them good deals on weed. which involved a bike and over $400 dollars on their part. They never saw their weed and money. nor were able to keep the bike).

i wake up and go to dan to tell him the dream. (i didn't actually wake up yet). and there his friend is again!. i tell dan "Holy shit i just dreamt this i must be psychic." i sit around perplexed about the strange dream i had.

then i REALLY woke up and sat around for a moment perplexed about the strange dream i had!

Dream 4: Betrayal:

This whole dream was very long. i can't remember all specifics. first i was visiting my brother. he was moving away. he said goodbye and boarded a boat journeying down a river into the wilderness. i had the general feeling EVERYONE i knew was going somewhere.

I went to see Dave (a childhood friend.) he was mad that i showed up, he too was moving away. I apologised for last time that i had talked to him. but i came by to explain to him what was going on. we walked around calgary talking about things. i told him that i had broke the sober pact: that after the long time i had known him i was having the odd beer and smoking up once in a while - i assured him there was no addiction, just an odd time thing. i don't remember if he was worried. He left on his trip and i was left alone in calgary. barely anyone was around. I waited by the Tim Hortons to see if my old co workers would come by - perhaps i would be able to persuade them to give me a job.

I thought i had spotted their yellow truck but it was parked alone and lying on it's side. a gust of wind placed it back on it's tired. I roamed the streets until night time. i came to a subdivision street where there were nice houses. One of them looked to be on fire. I heard a number of young girls yelling "LOOK!". i stood by to watch the house burn. but it wasn't a house. I saw fireworks suddenly launch. i focused my eyes more and i saw they were missiles. It seemed that they were infared. i looked harder, a jolt of panic swept through me.

T.V. screens popped up. there was a computer graphic display telling the public that the missiles were for destroying a building. Then i saw a Flash. the Graphic display was only to keep people from panicking.
I ran to hide against a house. ground zero was luckily far away. but i wondered if the flash would cause radiation poisoning. i looked through the glass of the house Door. i saw another flash through the small triangle window on the other side of the house. I knew i was doomed. Everyone I knew had left me to die. they never told me what was coming. i sat down against the door of the house and closed my eyes waiting to embrace the shockwave that would return me to dust.

First Lucids:


.more Hands
It was pitch black, i saw and sensed waves of energy going through my body. i thought i was just passed sleep paralysis. i was suddenly looking into a dark room. i was trying to look for my hands. i didn't sense them at first but then i saw them riseing towards my face. i faded out.

3.CC Table
I was looking at a screen. i knew i was dreaming so i looked at the different objects on the screen in a systematic fashion to keep the objects from changing. the objects were staying constant for about 15 seconds and then began to change. i was losing my dreaming attention. fade out...

4. Old Skool:
first thing i remember is that i'm in a classroom. Dan (see DC list on first page of DJ) was using a computer. i wanted on the computer. but he said he'd be a few minutes. so i left. after roaming the halls i got scared by these read feathery things that were floating around. i went back to the class room and i noticed the room was different. both Dan and the Computer were gone. i thought he was mad and took my computer. I'm in another classroom suddenly and i'm facing a friend i knew from junior high. i think "why haven't i seen him in so long." as it turns out i'm in the wrong classroom. so i start roaming the halls again. i go into the basement of the school looking for the right classroom. i turn a corner and there's more of these red feathers floating and moving about 7 inches from the floor. they look so strange. i look harder and i see they are rats wiith red feathers that stick out like quills on a hedgehog.

They are disgusting rats. they had huge teeth and were shitting all over the floor. i ran upstairs grossed out. i go into a classroom that i think is mine. i see a friend there on his computer. i tell him about the band Sonata Arctica. he seems interested so i play him an mp3. it turns out it's not an actual song but a midi rendition spiced up with soundfonts to make the midi sound better. i get dissapointed since i wanted him to hear the studio version. but he seemed to like it.

As it turns out i was in the wrong classroom again. so i left again to find the right class. i roamed for a few minutes and then it suddenly hit me : i Finished highschool 3 years ago! WHY would i be at school?

I became lucid. the dream suddenly felt real. i opened the door to the outside and realised that i actually feel with my hands the texture of the door. I excitedly ran up to a huge window and just spent minutes just feeling the window and admiring how REAL it felt. i could even differentiate between hot and cold and where peoples breath had warmed spots on the windows

I suddenly woke up on a beach. i looked around stunned, this wasn't my apartment. but it looked like somewhere in southern ontario (i've never been south of mississauga so how would i know what southern ontario is like?) the sand was about 5 feet away from a 4 ft high sandcliff. past the cliff was grass. i looked to my right and in the distance i saw some people coming. i climbed up the cliff and it seemed the cliff wasn't solid. but i managed to make it up. i found a path that looked like it hadn't been used for weeks so i tried to walk along it. further in the grass i saw a brown dog or wolf prowling. he was running in circles chasing something. he looked freaky so i jumped back down the cliff so he wouldn't spot me.

The people i saw earlier were a few minutes walking distance away. Perhaps i could ask them how to get home from here. but i tried my luck and climbed back up the cliff almost falling down again. i didn't hear the wolf. so i started walking. I spotted him AGAIN. and he seemed really angry i knew if he spotted me he would take his anger out on me. i went back down the cliff again. The people were there.

there was a man that appeared to be in his early 30's but his maneurisms were that of someone much older. He had a light medium build, with short blonde hair. with him was a stunning blonde woman that seemed to be his wife. they sat down a few yards away. i think they had children playing in the distance but i payed no attention

"'scuse me" i said. "This may sound strange but i was dreaming and then i woke up here! WHERE the hell am i exactly?".

the blonde woman ignored me but the man gave me a scrutinising look and said. " HUH? son! how could you NOT know where you are". he then smiled and laughed. "dreaming and then woke up here?!?!?" he laughed again.

"Uh yeah, iw as having the most amazing dream and then i woke up here. And i don't know where here is..."

end of dream.

2nd Lucid:

Calgary: I was walking around in what i thought was calgary. i was walking outside up some outdoor staircase that led to a large platform where people seemed to be mingling. when i got up to the top some cute girl said something to me. what she said made no sense. i looked at her quizically then smiled and said "OOOOK then"
and kept walking. pretty soon another girl pulled me aside and said something even more stupid.

this kept happening for minutes girls kept walking up to me and pulling me aside to say the most ridiculous things. everytime i talked back they would ignore me and then re-ingage me when i showed dissinterest in their retardedness. Some big guy noticed what was going on and he tried to be the big Alpha male on me. he kept threatening me (musta been jealous of all the attention i was getting). i go "yeah whatever man, i'm just here to socialise you don't need to act that like that." this angered him more.

i started to walk down the stairs again but he kept cutting me off and yelling obsenities at me. it was obvious i wouldn't get away without having to fight him. i didn't have time for this. i jsut kept walking away from him and not even acknowledging him, which angered him more.

I suddenly realised it was a dream. as soon as i knew i looked straight at this guy and i began to rise into the air and put my arms down and out like Jesus coming back to earth. i looked at him and laughed. he was suddenly scared and ran away!

i began flying at breakneck speed all over the city. i had a nagging sensation that i was supposed find someone so i flew out of town at jet speed. i came back to the small town i had been in another dream earlier but i forgot who i was supposed to find. oh well, this is my dream and i'm gonna have fun in it.

I flew back to the city and i noticed a harbor. as soon as i was over the water i saw everything as infared. I remembered to look at things in a systematic fashion. so i flew all over the water just looking at everything in brief glances. i saw objects more clearly as they flew past me. the sense of vagueness of the dream was gone. i could feel the wind as i sliced through it.

since iw as flying over water i wondered if i could go under the water without drowning. i hesitated for a few moments and then i dove under the water. i could breathe! everything was going black so i just kept going deeper and deeper enjoying this freedom until the dream was over

Edit: i had a 4th dream where i woke up and wrote the LD down. then i really woke up and had to re-remember. so i may have lost some recall because of that.

Me and my sexy dreams xD:

Fourplay: I was sitting on a bed across from a woman. can't be 100% sure but i think it was x 'cause of the nature of the banter we were exchanging. we're both unclothed, talking and kissing. i don't remember anything that was said. i was playfully teasing her until she was ready

She then looks me in the eye and grabs my hand, puts it up to her mouth and puts saliva on my index and middle fingers. she then pushed my hand towards her crotch. i remember thinking back to my seminar when the one instructor mentioned that saliva doesn't suffice for lubricant. but it appeared i had none. I took my hand back and said "uh uh. i have a better idea, lay back". she obeyed and i wetted , with my spit, the middle and ring finger of my right hand. (something i also had learned from the seminar). put her left leg over my shoulder and put my left arm around her left leg so i could pull her belly skin up so i had better access. i began putting my fingers inside her. and i don't rember the rest.... DAMNIT!

This one was wierd. I was physically awake yet my head was dreaming still

dreaming awake: i was in a bath-tub and someone was in there with me. the person was instructing me how to wash my hair. i realised it was a middle aged man and i got grossed out. i began waking up and on my bed was sitting the same guy. i told him to get the fuck out, he said something, but i don't remember. something about if i wanted something i would have to do something. I was CLEARLY awake but dreaming at the same time. after he saw that i wasn't interested and that i couldn't understand him the image of him faded and my room came into focus.

i lay back and wondered if the schitzophrenia from my mothers side was kicking in. as i thought this i felt like i was falling and spinning, my ears buzzed and i became normal again.

one of my Best recalls:

Dream 1. Richard.

I was in Toronto at night time. I was walking across a plaza when i spotted my childhood friend richard.

"Richard!!!!" i called out to him. the man turned around and i saw he wasn't richard. a second later the REAL richard showed up on his bike. he was wearing the same old white columbia sports jacket he always wore in highschool.

He slowed his pace on his bike allowing me to walk with him. we talked about many things. after a half an hour we turned down an alley way. the alleyway seemed very familiar. i said "Hey richard? i've never been here before but i'm positive i was here in a dream before"

he said. "yes, you've dreamt this before". he then sped off with his bike into the darkness. i called after him and ran into the pitch black alleyway and woke up.

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when i awoke i looked at my alarm. it read 1:45 AM. i thought "perfect!". i layed awake until around 2:15 am.

dream 2. X in a bed: i was on the ceiling in X's room. i watched her get into bed and fall asleep (didn't see anything i shouldn't have tho ). i hope she hadn't of spotted me and thought i was some peeping wierdo or something. that wasn't my intention i just happened to wind up there.

Dream 3 Meeting X:

i was at home on my computer. i was looking at a forum. the posts seemed to scroll sideways instead of Up to down. i was reading a message from X. it said she was coming to meet me.

the next day i met up with her in Toronto. She looked like i had imagined her to be. but her attitude was quite the opposite. She barely spoke a word to me. i couldn't get anymore than small talk out of her which is unusual because we always seem to talk just fine.

I remembered i had to pick up some Honey dust from S, the female instructor from the seduction seminar i took a month ago. so i took X along with me to get my product. X still didn't say anything to me but followed.
i thought mayb she was just shy or something but i also felt ill at ease about this interaction in general. S met me at her store. i walked in and she put my product in a bag. when she saw X was with me, she immidiately offered me social proof by saying what an awesome guy i am. she told X "He's REALLLY GOOD with his fingers, you're in for a treat." I was embarrased she had said that because that's not the reason i wanted to hang out with X.

X pretended like she didn't hear a thing and looked around the store. S told me "awww don't worry, her box is gonna be too much trouble to fix . feel free to fix mine anytime. Finger boy". i laughed and agreed with her on that remark. S started signing my reciept. she was putting down the word "Kisses" but stopped halfways through as if she forgot how to write. i watched her hand shake and struggle as if she had suddenly lost the ability to write.

later on that night i took X. to a friend of mines. he was throwing a party. X still said nothing but small talk and it was making me feel more ill at ease. we went inside and she talked and flirted with everyone at the party and completely ignored me. i then walked outside a little concerned. i made small talk with all my friends and we got into some convos i don't remember.

X suddenly appeared out of nowhere and in a whiny voice said. "I'm hungry. can you give me some money so i can go to the store and get myself some junk food." That was the last straw. there was plenty of junk food at the party and i knew she was making an excuse to leave and not only that, take my money. which i don't have much of anyway. i turned away from her and i turned back and pointed at her. i didn't realise she was only a foot away from me and i ended up accidentally smacking her in the eye.

i said "look i don't know who you think i am but i'm not that kind of guy, sorry." and i walked inside. i was a bit furious i had put all that time and energy into setting up meeting her and trying to provide a fun time and so far she was being an ungratefull brat. i did feel bad for accidentally hitting her. so i went outside to apologise for that and maybe let her hit me back. She was gone. I saw a red limo pulling away and i knew what it meant.

I had a restless sleep that night. i was highly dissapointed with the fact that the person i had met up with as X, was nothing like the one i knew from the internet.

After lying awake a while i decided to go on my computer again. i had a new email and it was from X. i relucently read it.

It read: "Hey Ranma,

it was GREAT meeting you. i hope we can do it again very soon!

funny, i noticed your eyes were dark. i wonder if that has anything to do with the sex dream you had about me.

I have a few new forum posts that i think you should check out. Anyway thanks for putting your # in the book you sent me. I had lost The # you had given me earlier. i will Definately have to call you very soon.

Kisses,

~X"

I was appalled at her performance. she again wasn't acting like the Her that i had met earlier that day. I decided it would be best to forget her. i wondered why i was so angry about it. did i become attatched in some way. well if it did, that would teach me a lesson. i then removed X from my MSN list and blocked her. and went to all the sites where i knew her and removed her from all my contact lists. It was time to be a man. I then dialed S's phone number. i knew she was waiting for me.

Dream 3: Don't be Afraid:

I was walking in a suburban area in some city. i was in a truck and being dropped off some where.
I began walking down a street. i noticed on every corner houses had displays of electric pianos. I sat down and started playing one. The owner came out and liked what he heard. he then sat down to play some piano. I didn't like his style. Too contemporary for my taste. but i humored him for a few minutes listening and then i went to the next block.

There was another man standing by a piano. i don't remember much but i think we started talking. we got along very well. As i think back he was the same blond man i see in other dreams. I think he's Nagual Lonewolf. in most dreams he is always an "At your service" character. he sometimes has a few weeks of beard growth but most of the time he's clean shaven. in every dream i seem not to really know who he is.

He invited me into his garage. it was pure white walls with a computer display. i heard a Metallica song playing so i looked at the screen. I can't remember the name of the song but it was from the "Black" Album.
on the screen i saw someone playing an acoustic guitar. he was layering the acoustic riffs over the more chunky guitars. the effects was amazing!

A woman much taller than me entered the room. she stood behind the computer and asked "HEY! why does this song sound so different?" (the dream became super vivid as she entered the room)

Ranma: "It's because The guy on this video is playing an acoustic guitar over the song."
She looked at the computer screen and said "Oh this is cool!"

The blond man seemed to be no longer in the room. The woman pulled a chair from behind a desk and gave it to me so i could sit comfortably and watch the video. i sat in front of the screen and she sat down on something awfully close to where i was sitting. her leg seemed to be rubbing up against mine. I wanted to adjust my posture but couldn't move. it seemed she didn't mind the touch. Suddenly i was sitting a lot closer to her she seemed to be resting her legs on mine. i still couldn't move....

she then adjusted her legs and and Slowly swiveled her behind on what she was sitting. She purposefully lifted her legs up as she did this so that i could have a clear image under her skirt (pink panties!!!). I turned my head away aroused and embarrased that i had seen her. She didn't mind at all.

I tried to watch the video but the music and the computer were gone. she grabbed my wrists and pulled me up to her. as soon as she did this i began waking up but she pulled me more tightly to her as if trying to keep me in the dream. everything was going black but i could feel her all around me.

She then began whispering in my ear. the effect was so startling that her words and breath seemed to pleasantly cut into my skin and swim through my entire body making me shiver with throbbing sexual passions.

Her words "You're hands are shaking (i saw an image of my hands when she said this). You are at a VERRRY vulnerable moment right now.... Don't be afraid of me."

i woke up.

I was suddenly standing in front of myself. I sensed i must be dreaming. I had absolutely ZERO internal diologue. We were standing with our left sides in eachothers periphials. WE both stared straight ahead and held the veiw of eachother in our periphials. I knew if we made eye contact with our left eyes we would both die. I sensed i needed something from him. I knew i could get it if i was about 10-12 ft. away from him we would both live through the encounter.

Suddenly i was much farther away from him. precisely the spot i willed myself to go! i had a full view of my Double. he looked like me in every way. He wore my leather jacket and shirt. he stood with the same posture as me. EVERY detail was in place. But his eyes were different. we still had no eye contact but i could see a look in his eyes. Simply they were cold and indifferent with complete lack of pity. If i had seen this in my normal state of awareness i would probably pass out of fright. but lack of internal diologue eliminated any possibility of being frightened.

I sensed i was in my room. I saw nothing and then i experienced something completely incomprehensible to me. What i experienced can't be explained ina rational way because A: there were no thoughts. B: the sensations seemed to be a part of my body but seperate from me at the same time. i will do my best to explain what i saw

I saw a mirror in front of me. I was lying down in my fetal postion. I couldn't see it but i could sense it with my body. i knew it had a wood frame with grooves i the frame. it was like my body sense was seeing for me instead of my eyes. I then saw a silhouette of my double in the mirror. the second i focused one of my body senses on him i began to feel a tremendous pressure on my ears and then they popped. That was the first time something from dreaming made me feel something in my physical body. I focused my attention again and Again i felt the exact same pressure for a second and then my ears popped. I kept popping my ears with this method on purpose several times until i woke up.

i was back on the bus again.

Some funny mini lucids:

A. X: i was in a room trying to enter the dream so i could look at my hands. X barged in through the door and started screaming at me. i knew this was a lucid and frankly she was hindering my dreaming attention. i pulled out a gun and shot her in the head. that shut her up. but i woke up.

B. Wall of Jen: i was staring at a wall. Jen's face popped out at me and started rambling and saying all sorts of crazy stuff. her face was so close to mine that if i pursed my lips i could kiss her. this made me uncomfortable so i took a few steps back but the wall of jen was the same distance. i felt myself move but it was as if the wall moved with me or really i was stationary. as it turned out i was moving my physical head back instead of moving my dream body. i woke up when i backed my head into my wall and woke up.

C. Art: i was in the same room where i had shot X earlier. My brother barged in through the door and was trying to tell me about all his stupid sayings he came up with. I was trying to dream damnit! so i told him kindly to go away and leave me alone. And he ACTUALLY left without a word. which never happens in real life. But his actions were of no avail: my alarm sounded as soon as he left.

My first Twoshadows dream:

Objects in the sky: i was in a truck with a few people. we were driving a long some faintly wooded area, reminded me of some parts of b.c. In the sky i saw the moon during the daytime. what was perplexing was that the moon seemed REALLY big. almost as if it were super close to earth. I almost thought it was on a collision course.

But then the "moon" turned on it's axis and revealed it was a Disc like shape flying in the sky. My first thought was "U.F.O.", but then it started floating like an air balloon. i looked at other parts of the sky and saw hundreds of the most amazing and unusal air balloons. none of them read "Remax" lol. i wish i could draw them.

All nighter at Twoshadows': this may have been a continuation of the previous dream i dunno.

We arrived in the vehicle at this house. i don't recall seeing T but i KNOW she was there. my roomie Bill was there as well. for some reason he started mowing the lawn. it was getting dark but he insisted on doing yardwork for some reason. (this is actually something Bill might do lol, he's pretty wierd). anyway i go inside the house. i don't remember much but i know twoshadows was in her room. i was in a small computer room checking my stuff. and T's Mom was in the lving room or kitchen. T's mom would check on me every now and then. i would ask her what T was doing in her room, as she said earlier we would do something.

Her mom kept saying strange things like i didn't have permission to hang out with T. and i kept thinking "then why was i invited in?". plus she was a nice lady and made sure i had coffee and stuff. this was all kinda wierd and I shoulda noticed a few of the signs it was a dream. Bill was still in the yard doing yardwork by the time the sun. i ended up leaving first thing in the morning.
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Strange dreams:

I was passing some prissy teen girls that were about 14-15. As i walked past them one of them stepped on my heel. "Watch it" i quickly said.

the girl then began yelling at me. i just kept walking and she kept taunting me so i pushed her over backwards. i began walking up steps to the higher level and she went after me again. i pushed her back again and she sprained her ankle. I laughed and kept walking. i then saw a woman that looked like Courtney Love rush to the girls aid and giving her shit for being so rude to me. I thought "is that her daughter Frances Bean Cobain??? No Way! I read her myspace page and i know she wouldn't act so spoiled"

I then found an indoor Tim Hortons. i walked in and ordered a large Double-double. A doghnut in the stand caught my eye. Double chocolate! how could i resist! so i asked the lady for it. i looked at the doughnut again and it looked different somehow. The lady said that they were all out and what i was really looking at was Shisquabob (however that was spelt???). i said "Really? hand it to me". she took it out of the stand and it indeed looked like shishquabob. but when i held it in my hand it was a doughnut again.

Recalling a dream within a dream:

Strange house:

This was a long dream. i don't remember every detail but. the first thing i remember is that I'm in a room with Twoshadows, either watching t.v. or doing a craft of some sort. we were having a nice conversation but i don't remember any of it. some things happen that i don't remember but i know Oneironaut shows up, hangs out for a while and then leaves with T.

at some point i'm outside the house somewhere and then i go back in. I got into a room with a bunch of mirrors. i look into one and notice that my eyes are messed up. my right eye is looking up and my left is looking to the left. it's like i have two extremely lazy eyes. even when i look straight ahead they are pointing the other way. my dad pops his head in the door of the room and says "Hey boy, quit gawking in the mirror we gotta go". i told him i'll come but first i gotta use the washroom. i look around in the room and realise there isn't a toilet.

I exit the room into a larger room the size of a school gynasium. i see another door across the room so i walk towards it. as soon as i go to open the door i get this huge spine tingling chill down my body. i know it's the invisible presence. the presence walks through me again with an even stranger chill. I know it's an Ally, so i get scared and run through the door. i can sense the ally behind me. it keeps chasing me through winding hallways. i still gotta pee and i can't find the washroom.

i think i stop at some and see what the ally wants. it walks through me again and suddenly i remember i had a dream where i was in a mountanous region with Carlos Castaneda and Don Juan, from the shamanism books i use to read. i don't remember all the details but i know that in the dream that i recalled within the dream - i had met with the ally and saw its form. i don't remember what the form is yet. i remember a giant shadow but that's it.

I woke up and tried to Fild. after a few minutes i almost entered a lucid.

slight LD: a room was coming into view. i knew my hands were in front of my face. i saw them suddenly and saw that i was staring at a ceiling with four lines intersecting at one point. i began looking at them systematically. giving a half second glance at my hands and each line. they didn't change but i woke up after 5 seconds

A pretty Gay dream: I was a homo in this dream (not in real life). i was lying in bed and some guy was laying on his stomach, i could see his ass perfectly, i wanted to jump on it. i got up next to him and tried to kiss him but he suddenly got violent and tried to kill me by smothering me with a pillow.



Night of Ten dreams


1. Dv forum: i was reading the DV forum. but the color scheme was messed up. it was all black and white. hard on the eyes....

2. AA meeting:

I was at an AA meeting (i don't know why since i only ever been there once). Just before the meeting i ran into an old friend of mine Pat R. we chit chatted a bit, he didn't seem impressed with my lifestyle.
I walk inside and look whos at the table. i see a native girl i used to have a crush on in highschool. i walk past her to get myself a cup of coffee. i get a good look at her and see she's devoloped into a fantastically curvy woman. i keep thinking "feel the lust, feel the lust". (this is a mental seduction thing i do sometimes when i go out. if i'm not in the mood to go around talking to people i try to think and feel as lusty as i can, within the confines of my own mind of course, this puts me in a state that makes me more aggressive so i push myself to talk to people and socialise). anyway i forget the rest of the dream.

3. Voyager dream: Seven of Nine and captain janeway are arguing about something. Janeway uses some cliche against Seven's argument. after some more conversation Seven quips back with her own twist on the cliche and puts Janeway in her place. (wish i can remember the specific diolouge on this one since it was very good!)

4. Water park: I'm in an indoor water park going down this fast water slide. instead of reaching the bottom, the waterslide hits a corner and tries to go up. but alas, i couldn't defy the laws of gravity. i was with some other younger kids and they were getting pissed off. anyway i saw this ladder and climb it until i reach a platform. i decide to ride the slide again so i start walking. Some woman my age walks by and we chat for a minute or so. i can tell she's attracted since she keeps asking questions about me, and if I'll be here long. anyway she walks toward the entrance to the slide, and the kids from before try to talk to me but i run past them.

i spot the woman up ahead and she has her swimsuit completely gone. she looks at me over her left shoulder and winks. knowing what this means i eagerly follow her.

5. second voyager dream:

I'm in a science lab with Tom and Ensign Kim. Kim is freaking out, says he's a clone. apparrently he hates the original KIm and wants to have a talk with him. the REAL Kim walks in and they start arguing.

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at this point i wake up and realise I've recalled 5 dreams. so i make it my goal for the night to keep entering dreams and waking up to see how much more dreams i can recall. I know i had more dreams than this but i can't recall them all. i probably remember having around 12-13 but can only remember details of the rest.

6. 3rd voyager dream: I'm in the mess hall talking with some lady. there's a celebration going on so i'm eating as much snacks at the table as i could.

7. City walk: I'm walking around in a large city that seems to be a cross between calgary and Toronto.

8. Store: I'm in a dept store chasing these thiefs. they knock over shit and steal stuff as they are running. i chase them all the way back through to the back door. when i exit the door i think one points a gun or a knife at me. i see them get into a black car and drive away. I realise I'm at the mall plaza in mission B.C. right where the huge movie theater is. (forget the name of the place maybe CB can refresh my memory)

9. 4th voyager dream.:

in this dream The Voyager crew was trying to assist me with my primary lucid task. i didn't realise it was a dream. anyway in the dream they are trying to chase down X so they can bring her to me, so i can voice my intent for her to stop showing up in my dreams. (note: to voice your intent in a dream is like having your own genie for memory. it is at your command!!!).

Anyway there's a long chase. and She escapes through a giant view screen. i didn't see this because she, and the guards after her were running so fast. i could hardly keep up. I get to the view screen just intime to see two doors shut on it. the next diolouge was so comical that i woke up laughing 'cause it was so silly!

Kim: What's she doing now.


Tuvok (fiddling with some buttons on a computer screen): It appears she is getting some.

Kim: NOOOOO!(at this point i start laughing at their drama). Open the door with your security clearance.

Tuvok: (spits his code) Tuvok override..... It's not working she's blocking us out with an encryption code.

that's when i almost got lucid and woke up laughing. i guess the moral is: don't believe everything you see on t.v. . from what i gathered from watching the show: the Voyager crew can get outta any situation no matter how bad. well... in the dream world..... they suck


10th dream: i was shopping in a grocery store. in the background was an eerie two note melody similar to the one heard in "Jaws"

all in all and excellent night in dreaming!

An almost Lucid:


Jay and Steve:

I'm in house that I live in but it also seems to be under construction. My room seems to be in the attic. Wich is strangely accessable by climbing up ropes through a hole in the ceiling. As I climb up and enter my room. I see my old friend Jay in the room.

I don't rembemer much but I'm suddely at Chinook mall with Jay and Steve. We are walking talking about women and we decide to go into a restaurant to have some food. At the table we discuss our different views on seduction. I describe to them my latest realizations and adventures. But they seem critical of what I have to say.

The waitress takes our order. She appears young but when she turns around I notice she's a brunette with long streaks. Her streaks are braided and I think I notice she had grey hair. I continue the conversation with my friends and I realize that they are over analysing everything in their seduction views. I tell them that I am out of alignment with them. And hear my watch beep the hour and I notice that it's the alarm. I can't remember setting the alarm on my watch so I decide to do a reality check.

As soon as I think this the waitress comes by again and asks if I want my coffee re-filled. I say "yes, of couarse!"

She says: " but you already have a full cup." I look down and I see my friends have empty coffee cups but my cup is still full.

Childs Play:

I was rolling around on this huge pile of laundry when a young blond girl caught my eye. her hair went down to her chin and she had these large blue eyes. she caught me looking at her a few time and she started making funny faces at me: bulging her eyes out as if mimicking my stare, at one point she flipped some hair over her face revealing only her right eye and a half smile, i knew she wasn't being mean just silly and friendly.. despite all the other kids I saw her image seemed crystal clear and her features stable. All the other kids weren't stable some kids were male one minute and then female the next.

(note: whenever i have seen a crystal clear image of someone in a dream it usually turns out to be a real astral body. i remember after my first lucid i saw a blonde man on a beach. after i described it to a Nagual he stated it was him and several other people on his forum had all described him the same way in dreaming.
Another time with X i had dreamt i saw a girls face on a t.v. screen with a crystal clear image. a few weeks later she sent me a photo and i saw it was the exact same image that i saw on the t.v.)

anyway i was gonna walk up to her and see who she was but i spotted another girl flying up in the air, our eyes met and we started laughing. she floated down and landed on me. after i pushed her off me i saw that she had changed to a boy, which made me laugh even harder.

at some point i went into a different room. here's where the dream changed dramatically: there were these two handicap kids and they were acting bizzarre. a few of the other kids in the room were creeped out and started crying. as if on cue the handi-twins began to fight and moving faster than the eye could comprehend. My concious mind didn't know what was happening but my body seemed to respond instinctiively by not reacting to them in anyway. in retrospect i know they were Allies and were making themselves known to me.

i yelled to the other kids "Stop being scared that only provokes them further, they respond to your emotions." but the kids couldn't stop crying. The allies seemed to be forming a mass of a violent energy ball. i started to feel scared and the Ally lunged at me. I used the 5 points of attention to calm my nerves down and think more clearly. (5 points of attention: when you are stressed or nervice in a situation. close your eyes, or keep them open. keep your hands extened but close enough so that they remain in your periphials. stare straight a head and withough moving your eyes notice the spot in front of you, where your hands are and focus behind you, pick two other spots. as you do this you will notice a slight shift like your nervousness isn't as strong.) The ball moved away from me.

The front door flung open, and i saw a violent wind blowing down the street. kids ran past screaming and i saw the brightness outside get darker within a matter of seconds. i knew a tornado was coming so i shut the door and turned around. they Kids and the Mass were gone.

A disturbing dream:

I'm at a bar that's inside of a giant house. It's karaoke night and i'm picking songs. i ask the DJ if i can do Pantera. He says yes, but i have to dedicate it to someone. I spot J and yell at him "hey man i dedicate the next song to you Son of satan!" (i call him that 'cause he always walks up to me in real life and tells me he hates god and loves satan.... wierdo). for some reason i don't wind up singing.

Later on i go to a different room in the place with my brother. the room is like a giant IMAX. it runs through some intro sequence there the film looks like it's going through space. the screen surrounds us that it seems we are actually moving. (i love this, brings back good memories of Disneyland in Anaheim, i went there when i was 10).

Somehow i wind up in the garage (here's where it get scary) there's some crazy women and a few guys. Thelma is there too. The crazy women are after the people i'm with. i think they are trying to kill us. we find this stair case and hide under its shadows. i'm the best hidden because i'm hiding behind some one. after a few minutes i crawl over to where the other people are hiding a few feet away. I spot this guy with slight goth makeup. i ask him if the crazy ppl are still around. he responds but he has a girls voice. he turns to face me and i see he has Real live bitch tits hanging out from under his half shirt. they aren't implants, but pure female boobs, i notice the nipples are slightly longer than usual .
to make it worse he/she pull up it's skirt revealing a penis, with a vagina instead of testitcles under neath.
As casually as i can i crawl away to the other side. the Hermabitch pounced me and starts pulling off my pants. i recalled the advice Tony the drywaller gave me in the situation where i would half to sleep with an ugly woman "just pretend it's someone else."

The Thing Who's member is the size of a baby's forearm starts sucking me off until i get hard. i pretend it was Melena. but he/she gets on top of me and i can't fit my thing inside it's vagina. i remember with melena we usually have 30-45 minutes of oral to prime her up for intercourse (very true guys, it tastes bad but well worth it in the end, no resistance, and smooth as a water slide!). anyway i look once more at it's crotch area. i remember thinking " ain't no way IN HELL am i gonna prime THAT thing." I push IT off and IT starts crying.

An Almost Lucid

Dream 5: X at the 2nd gate. this dream started out lucid. i don't remember how i became lucid. the first part is very vague but i remember chasing a White Owl. I was in a large building that was real fancy. I climbed up a catwalk and caught the Owl perched there. it looked at me and i sensed the owl had something to do with X. i figured it was her animal dreamguides. so right then i meant to voice my intent to it, so that i could keep x out of my dreams. (i was hoping that on some sub concious or energetic level, it would cure me of my dreams of her.) the owl hooted and then started flying away it was heading for a window. instead of voicing the intent i wanted my motor skills acted on their own and i yelled, "Take me with you!!!"

The next thing i new i was sitting in an old fashioned classroom. there were no desks but all the students sat around a large wooden table. i was wondering how i had got there. somebody passed me 2 photographs. i looked at them and saw blurred images of a White Owl.

I suddenly remembered what happened in the previous dream and realised that perhaps i was still dreaming. i looked around the room, everything was stable and solid. the realization i was dreaming was so intense that i almost fainted. all my senses were perfectly intact. if this was a dream it was Damn realistic. i tried holding my nose but forgot to pay attention to the reaction 'cause I spotted x sitting about 2 seats down from me. she was reading a book. i wondered if i should ask her if this is a dream. but she seemed a bit involved and seemed to give off a vibe that said "Don't bother me".

I raised my hands to my face. they were my hands. Nothing was unusual about them. i looked at them closely, as i brought them closer to my face the images criss crossed, like you see double if an object were held close to your face and you see 2 of it. i thought "That's strange would my eyes really work the same in a dream???". i tried another RC. i spotted a book lying down with an image of some guy with a beard on the cover. i turned my head away and slowly turned it back. the book was exactly the same as it was before.

Since none of the RC's and everything in the dream was stable or not changing i accepted it as real life. The class ended then and i picked up my books and walked out the door.

was in a house peering out a window. i saw these magnificent clouds forming in the sky. they looked massive and beautiful. they seemed to be all around me, i wanted nothing more than to be among them.

The awe of the sight was broken when the sky began to darken. I knew something was afoot and it had to do with those clouds. Suddenly a windlike force began to shake the house. i looked out the window and saw a massive tornado approaching in the distance. it was more gigantic than anything i had ever seen, even bigger than the one on "twister".

I hid somewhere until it passed. i went outside and it was still dark. i looked up too the sky and i saw more tornados coming. there was about 5 extremely compact twisters moving in synchronization with one another. almost as if they were intelligent. I looked towards the door of the house and something caught my eye. In the distance i saw a Tripod (war of the worlds) lurking around. I snuck to the side of the house where it couldn't see me. i slowly etched my way back inside the house. the small tornadoes were circling the house. and in the distance i saw an even more massive tornado, about the size of a small city, and it seemed to be gaining in mass. I saw things walking out of the massive tornado they were more tripods. i knew they would be able to see me if i didn't hide.

I heard things trying to enter the house. i found a bed in a dark room and hid under it. Someone was walking into the room. i saw the persons feet and legs. they were female. i began to fall asleep.

Dream1: I was walking in Calgary somewhere. There was snow on the ground and it was late at night. I was walking a few blocks until i spotted some people. for some reason i followed them into an alley way.

I decided to turn back but the route i came in was gone. I was cold and i found shelter in a warehouse. As i was looking around the warehouse the realization struck me that I am dreaming.

I was so excited that i began to run around cheering that i'd finally done it. I was so excited that i almost forgot what to do. I looked at my hands and began making quick glances at everything, starting from my hands and looking at other objects in a systematic fashion. Every object seemed to be stabalising until i spotted a goulish looking jacket of some sort, made of a rough cloth. It was hanging up and seemed to be moving around. Curiosity got the better of me and i went to grab it.

As soon as i touched it it seemed to wrap around me. i began spinning, or everything began to spin around me, the dream was changing. I was being pulled into a vortex of some sort and lost lucidity.

Nagual Stew: I was on a ranch somewhere isolated from any city. I was with a Nagual, don't remember his name. But i remember talking with him and amybe someone else. He mentioned he had to leave this place. As he was talking he was mixing up some herbs in a pot and making some sort of tea or stew. i asked him what it was for. He said that drinking the substance he was making was the gateway out of this this place.

He then poured teh substance into three separate bowls. He handed one for me and instructed me to drink it only after he had drunk his portion. I don't remember who or what the third bowl went to. I watched him drink it. i turned my head away for a second and looked back. he was gone. Then i drank my portion. as soon as i drank the last protion i woke up.

Dream1: I was in a dream and Twoshadows was there! In the dream TS was having amnesia about a particular car accident she had gotten into recently. I was a hypnotist trying to help her recall lost details, but not of the accident. but of the dreams she was having the night before the accident. And as i was helping her recall her dreams she began to giggle at some of the details she was remembering. I remember them being quite funny but i forgot what they were.

This dream probably had something to do with the NLP book i was reading the other night, because in one of the passages i read just before bed they were talking about amnesia and getting the memories back through NLP.


Dream 2: I was at a Club with Steve, the seduction seminar instructor, he kept selling me bags of tobacco for $5. lol. I spotted a set of 2 beautiful women talking nearby a wrestling rink. What a wrestling rink was doin in a club is beyond me LOL. Anyway i roll up and i forget what i say. I'm talking about some sort of event and one of the women says " Yeah i went to a thing like that in LA called blah blah blah. it was a blast!"
she kept talking but i got distracted by her Cat costume. For some reason i was pleased when her fake tail began to wag.

I wanted to say "I LOVE it when women wag there tails" but before i said anything i thought " wait a minute... Women DON'T have tails... that doesn't make sense." I ALMOST became lucid but i was distracted by Steve again.

Dream 1: I was standing outside of a building with my mother and grandfather when i looked up at the sky and began to see clouds forming. My mother said "look! a tornado is forming!" and indeed the clouds began to spin around forming around 3 twisters. I said "wow they are getting pretty big"

Grandpa: Oh no those are small. they aren't harmfull, they'll dissapear shortly.

Me: Well out in ontario it is known to see some twisters. i saw a small one that did some damage and it wasn't as nearly as big as tho....

CRASH! I looked up and the twisters were gone. I saw a building begin to tip over. I saw the top fly off it revealing people inside. It was as if an invisible force ripped the entire top section of the building off.

Mother: OH NO! that's so and so up there. That building is an old folks home... how terrible!

The building suddenly tipped the other way sending an old couple flying. The Old man hit the wall and a split second later the bed smooshed him against the wall. The woman got flung almost over the wall edge but she somehow managed to grab onto the edge of the wall where it was ripped off. The force was so great i could see it dislocated one of her shoulders and she was now hanging on with only one hand. I thought, "Damn! for and old lady she sure got some grip on her!" But to no avail. The rest of the building fell crushing everyone inside.

And all around i saw many buildings get torn apart from invisible twisters. a whole bunch of sky scrapers began to fall. I could see people getting flung out of buildings. It was like a cross bnetween 911 and Titanic.


Dream 1: I had a dream where Twoshadows was listening to my induction. and i was inside her headphones saying "Hey, Twoshadows.... It's me! Ranma, Wake up!!!!" and then i heard twoshadows thoughts say "wait, my real name isn't twoshadows. What's he doing in my headphones?!?!?!?"

Dream2: Get this: TS CB and i are roomates in this dream. wierd huh. anyway, i wake up and look around my room and it's all messy. I'm disgusted with it, i really want to clean it up, i didn't want TS to think that i was a slob.

I go upstairs and pour myself a coffee. CB is at the table and i sit down. Suddenly my brother walks in and says i have to go to work soon, and to bring some extra money because Anthony?... didn't make a lunch. I said " well, ok just don't make a habit out of it because, i can't afford to be buying his lunch all the time.

there's a sequence that i forget, and then i go downstairs to get something from my room. TS and my bro are fixing an electrical thing in the hallway.

I woke up for a bit and tried to wild. i saw my hands for a bit and moved them around in the HI for a while. then i had another dream.

Dream3: I'm at the breakfast table with CB. I start eating something and suddenly these strong arms come from behind and trap my arms to my sides. in one hand is a toothbrush, It's TS and she says "you better brush your teeth" and then she starts brushing my teeth. LOL this is one WIERD dream. and then She starts talking to CB and forgets that her arm is still in my face with the toothbrush inches from my face. so i lean forward and try moving my head around to brush my teeth

A good night of recall:


Unmasked: I was at Steve's house (a friend of mine). we were talking in his living room when he said he wanted to demenstrate something to me. I followed him outside to his back yard. It was night out.

I forget what we were talking about but he kept trying to force me to see an opinion of his. I was suprised by his tone. But he seemed insistent. I said we should go back inside 'cause he's starting to freak me out.

I stepped down from the cement landing and began to walk towards his back door, when he suddenly grabbed me. He seemed forcefull about what he was trying to say. I resisted him and told him to take his hands off me. He quickly lifted up my left leg and pinched one of my testicles. His movements were so cunning that by the time i realised what he was doing i was yelping in pain.

I started screaming at him, but he pinched harder. I tried the vulcan neck pinch like i seen off star trek. that didn't work so with my free arm, i began hitting him in the head. He wouldn't let up.

I saw a sillouette behind him. My dad's face appeared. I knew he was behind this, that would explain everything. My dad said "I want you to stop hating me. just stop hating." i'm thinking, "how can i stop hating someone who resorts to such sneaky measures?"

Hypnotica's new CD: I was listening to a trance CD done by Hypnotica. I was lying in bed in my dream room. His words kept weaving riddles i conciously couldn't keep track of. As usual the effect was putting my mind to sleep. but somehow i remained concious.

I turned over in my bed. and He started talking about an ancient practice of heirarchical Ascencion. That those who experienced...The ascension...wouldn't remember....anything about it...yet...The changes...they experienced...were life changing...

Skywalk: The dream began as i was looking at a console or t.v. screen. on the screen it said there were minerals at a certain part of the planet. A substance needed to interact with the minerals in the ocean to show humanity something important. On the screen i saw a space ship pouring white triangualar things onto an island in the ocean. then it showed that the reaction would cast a reflection up in the sky of the planet.

I went outside the computer room. I was perhaps miles up in the air on some sort of large airbourne structure. I heard Mechanics moving. I wanted to find out what they were. so i climbed on the railing and grabbed onto a mesh pillar that led to a landing. I got to the landing and i got a better view.

I saw a sand like substance, tons and tons of it, were being poured off of the ship. I looked down and saw the island that i had seen on the computer screen. Suddenly an image flashed across the sky. I looked up to my left and saw earth perfectly reflected in the sky. It was the most spectacular sight i have ever seen. I saw another flash and looked to my right. I saw the same reflection.

The interesting thing about these reflections is that they appeared solid. Each reflection was connected by a series of metallic beams. The beams were even connected to the planet. It appeared one could even walk across the beams to and into the reflections.

I felt a sudden jolt and i fell over. I almost fell of the landing. My glasses were gone. the mesh arm was moving and i had to move fast if i were to make it back to the computer room. I found my glasses and held onto them. i didn't have time to put them on so i ran. Luckily the arm was gonna pass right by the landing of the computer room.

I waited and carefully calculated my time to jump. I landed on the roof of the room. and began to climb down the window, well aware of my glasses in my right hand. when i got down i looked at them. they were cracking. I thought it was strange because these didn't look like my usual glasses.

Air balloon: I was on a landed air balloon. The space in which to move was much larger than usual.

I lit a smoke after the captain said it was ok. And as i stood over the railing, looking down below, i looked to my right and saw all these old cassette tapes. I asked the captain what these were for?

He said they were the dreams that most people forgot. And his job was to archive those lost dreams. When he wasn't looking i snuck a look at one of the tapes. It said "Moonbeam".I got so excited! i began to wonder if i came along on one of these air balloon trips, would it take me to some of the dreamers that i read about? I began to put the tape back and one of my fingers accidentaly touched the tape.

The tape almost came out, but i carefully put it back in and put the cassette with the others.

I finished my smoke and the captain began to climb up. I guess it was time to go so i began to clomb down.

False Awakening: I woke up in calgary at my old place. It was dark out so i decided to go for a walk to the store.

I turned from 17A st SW to 24th ave SW and began walking. I walked, and walke, and walked, and walked, until i found a building that i had never seen before. It looked open so i walke in through the door. There was a Safeway, grocery store on both sides. I was looking in and people were shopping. I thought it was a strange hour to go grocery shopping.

I left through the other side and found myself in an alleyway. i side stepped a couple puddles. and suddenly remembered i was walking through a dangerous part of town. Just the i saw a group of hoodlums approach. I walked past them making eye contact to not pass myself off as a victim. One asked me if i had any weed, but i said no.

I turned back when they left and I went through the walkway between the safeway. As i walked past a window, an older janitor lady gave me a dirty look. I may have been a bit hungry but i wasn't about to shop in there.

I walked out and headed back for home.

Hands: I was on a wooden platform i grabbed onto something and a abunch of pai went through my hand.
I looked at my left hand and there at least ten slivers. i pulled them all out, they were in pretty deep that my hand was getting covered in blood. still a few of the piece i pulled were only broken off. i tried for a few minutes to pull them out.

Reality Check. I had a sensation i was dreaming. I put my fingers to my nose and plugged it. i could breathe!!!!, unfortunanelty my REAL hands came up a second later and plugged my real nose. i woke up and gasped for air.

I was on DV when TS invited me to some sort of site she had just found out about. It was Semi-religious, but i didn't mind. Anyway there was an article on dreams. As i was reading it i was transported to a place The article was talking about.

The article said something significant about seeing the moon eclipse the sun in a dream: when you look at the moon and the sun suddenly comes out behind it, and vice versa. I was outside on some rocky cliff overlooking a shore. I looked up and saw the eclipse a couple times. i was trying to mix something in a puddle of water. A rose, some rocks, and pieces of food. The pieces kept dissapearing. The rose was drifting away in the water, i tried to grab it and suddenly i was back at the computer .

The site said TS was still online. I clicked her username and like on DV i could track what people were doing. It seemed already she was making lots of friends . she was building a personal page that the site provided. i checked it out and i saw different pic of Twoshadows. Her features seemed more smooth and younger. But what suprised me is the colors of her eyes seemed entirely black . It sort of made her look evil. but also very pretty . i began to wonder if this was a hidden side to her?

lol wierd dream. BTW TS why what's the meaning of your screen name anyway? now I'm curious!. It is an awesome name.

Anti DV page: I was in a computer room of some sort with Neo Neo from chat last night. He motioned me over to the pc he was at. He looked shocked and disturbed. He said read this page.

It looked like a myspace page but there was an article on it written by a DV member (won't say who), that was saying DV was a cult. The writer said she had infiltrated the ranks of the cult and was showing it's secrets or something. There was also something about me in there that was bad too 'cause i saw my name stand out in an orange color.

Neo said he had to go, so i couldn't finish reading the article. I asked him if i could use another computer and he said ok. I turned on a computer but they keyboard only had 3 keys on it! i looked around the room and saw that neo left his keyboard so i plugged it in. I looked all over the mysoace site but coiuldn't find the page. i was getting mad, as i was gonna write a response to what it had to say.

Twvoshadows: Twoshadows changed her name to "Twvoshadows" 'cause she thought it looked cooler. I begged hr to change it back because "Twvoshadows" just looked wierd.....

Magic shoes: I was in a wierd video game landscape close to quake and unreal tournament.Every one had these shoes you could put on and they make you fly. I was flying in these shoes lol. (and i still couldn't become lucid.). I saw my dad trying to wear my old pair of magic shoes but he couldn't get them to work. this was a prettly long dream but i don't remember much details.


BTW Twoshadows. Seeker can change your name to Twvoshadows if you like xD

Ta Da! LUCID DREAM!

k! it started off When i was walking in a town somewhere and I ran into Steve. He nods at me and i nod back. he picks up his cell and dials. he is saying into the phone "Hey Rob's in town it's time too"

Suddenly i am at his house. He is helping himself to a large dinner and putting a bunch of mashed potatoes on a plate. I ask Steve "Hey, What happened? We were on a street and we're suddenly here. did i black out or something?" I noticed my voice sounded strange. Kinda garbled like a speech impediment. I found it difficult to speak. He just ignored me and got back on his phone.

When he was done i asked him again. " hey was i different a moment ago? 'cause i don't remember a thing". He said "no". I watched him eat his food. I'm suddenly REALLY hungry. So i ask in my retarded voice. "hey, i noticed that pot of mashed ptatoes was pretty big can i have some?" he says "sure" and points at his plate, gets up and walks away. I couldn't figure out wether he meant: help myself to some mashed potatoes from the stove or Help myself to some mashed potatoes on his plate? he goes on his cell phone and gets a hold of his friend. I say "lets meet up at wonderland" (WTF IS WONDERLAND?!?!?!?!? I'm as mindless as my dc's remember).

Next thing i know we're at wonderland but it's closed. My friends don't seem amused we spent time at wonderland. So i go off on my own.

I get dropped off outside thier car sometime later. I think I've woken up from a dream and then it hits me: the reason why i couldn't remember what happened before was because it was a dream. Then i thought " It's sucks i missed that sign i guess i'll have to remember it for next time. by this time I've taken a wrong turn because i see some girl i know. and i know she lives around there.

I turn a corner onto a super busy street. Luckily there's a lot of space in the gutter. Actually it looked really icy and sloped. i could see skid marks all the way up the slope. I tread carefully. Suddenly a car loses control and smashes into a wall of ice not 5 ft away and spins on it's hood away. I look behind me and another car is coming. I run across the icy guttar and fall. the car misses me luckily, as it smashes really hard into a wall. I see a doorway that leads somewhere.
I run towards it dodging a few more dangerous cars.

when i get to the entrance i can't see inside. By the side is a little crevice i can hide myself in to keep from getting hit. As it turns out: The cars were ricocheting off the wall of ice to get into the entranceway! (where does my mind come up with this SHIT?). i see a motor bike driving normally. it has a light on So i follow it into the entranceway. I'm suddenly in a mall like parking lot. The biker stops and pulls off his helmet. It's that "robert" dude from everybody loves raymond (I hate that show too.). For some reason i follow him. He leads me to the mall entrance.

I go through the first door and i see Steve. Then Robert turns and walks away, as if it was his job to bring me to steve? I saw steve and remembered from before wether to check it was a dream. I plug my nose and blew air right through my dream hands. "I'm Dreaming!" i say.

Robert turns back and all the DC's including one woman form a line. personally i hate this dream so i try to will myself into another dream. i knew there was something i was supposed to do. I wondered how long this was going to last. (sorry for the erratic sentencing this is excactly what i was thinking like in the dream). The dream begins to fade. all the DC's wave goodbye! I wave back!. but the dream won't change. Everything is solid again.

So i get mad at that "robert" dude and smash head against a wall!. he laughs and thinks it's funny, like i'm trying to hug him or something. so i grab steve and Robert's heads and bash them together! and they both laugh like it's the nicest thing anyone had ever done to them. i give up and look at the woman. "give me a hug!" i said. she says "Sure and you other folk can too! why don't we have a group hug!!!" I'm thinkin "NOOOOOOO! No effing group hugs here this is my dream China, Seriously. and there's nothing you can do!" and i watch as the retard DC's go "uhuhuhuh OK" and they all hug her. luckily i woke up then!

Wow, I actually really enjoyed reading some of those. Keep it up dude...I hope you stay inspired to, I know the urge to Ld fo sho

P.S- I had a dream about a double of mine as well, strange eh? Yours sounded a bit scary...:p