Thread: The inner workings of slick07's twisted mind

Night: 08/22/07
Initial time I fell asleep: about 11:35PM
Total number of dreams: 3
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“Out of your Jurisdiction”

I wake up, only to realize that I’m not in my bed(at this time I realized I was dreaming but couldn‘t control it). I am beside a building, a church, lying on the cold wet grass. In the dim morning light I can see two of my friends, Michelle and Laura leaned up against a car twenty feet in front of me, asleep. Beyond this lies Wal-Mart. Michelle and Laura are awakened by campus police, who have come to give Laura a ticket for having a shih Tzu in her backseat. The accusations are true.

[At this point my roommate(he didn’t stay in the dorm the night before) enters the room, which awakens me(I did several reality checks to ensure I was awake). The time is now 7:37AM. I fall back to sleep at approximately 7:45].


“Easter!/Pursuit”

I am standing in a Mormon church, watching all the ladies of the congregation, wearing wedding dresses, run up a stair of suitcases. The men then follow suit in their black tuxedos. Apparently this was an Easter celebration of some sort. One of the older gentlemen offered me some wine and cheese if I would stay. I checked my watch(I don’t wear watches). WHOA! It was 12:00 noon. I had class at 12:15(none of them start then). So I politely excuse myself and run out the doors. Sitting there in my car(my car isn’t running at the moment) was Brad. He said “Hop in, I’ll give ya ride.”
After I get into the car, we speed off. Windows down, wind on my face. We travel on narrow dirt roads, and on one curve the road is angled at 90 degrees(like the dirt track on Cars). The roads might as well not be there, because we ignore them most of the time anyway.
All of a sudden I feel an abrupt jolt. Somebody had rammed into the side of us! Sometime during all of this the car had transformed into a bright yellow Ford Model T with 4 different sized wheels. My field of vision also shifted from 1st to 3rd person. We speed off. He continues to chase us over mountains and through forests. Eventually we make it to Booneville, but instead of a quiet little community college town, it bears a striking resemblance to Chicago.
Brad and I bail out of the car(which has resumed its original form), only to realize we’ve been fused together. Most of the body is me, but Brad has become 4 muscular arms(like Goro off of Mortal Kombat). The car impacts the side of a building and erupts into a cinematic style inferno. We quickly latch onto a building and start climbing. The man that had rammed us is now shooting at us with an Uzi. We reach the top of the building, with nowhere else to go we jump…

“Metamorphosis”

I awaken in the dorm room, but there’s only one bed. For some reason there is an unmoving statuesque representation of one of my friends, Lackey, sitting at the foot of my bed in a chair gazing at the door. Realizing that I am dreaming, I stand up and walk out of the door. Instead of seeing the walkway and stairs of my actual dorm, I find myself standing in “the quad” of MSU. I see a girl that I had a crush on during high school, and transform myself into her(not a body swap, she’s still her). I walk over to her and we begin making out. About 2 minutes later we got dog piled.

[The alarm clock woke me up. The time is now 8:00AM]

Night: 08/24/07
Initial time I fell asleep: about 12:45PM
Total number of dreams: 1
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"Remake"

I'm sitting at the dining room table eating dinner with my family. We're discussing the recent Star Wars remakes. They had just remade Episode IV. We ran out of ketchup on the table, and I was sent to fetch more. I went to the fridge collect some of the promotional ketchup packets(featuring C3PO and Darth Vader).

Somehow I was suddenly in the theater watching the remake of Episode IV. I saw Hans Solo(played by Will Ferrel) sitting on a bed in a Jameson Inn. He whips out his cell phone and calls Chewbacca, and says. "Chewy, this is bullshit."

[At this time my father wakes me up, the time is 8:30AM]

Night: 09/02/07
Initial time I fell asleep: about 1:25AM
Total number of dreams: 1
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"RPG"

My father walks into my room and wakes me up. He tells me to grab a jacket, that it's going to be cold. So I crawl out of my bed and go brush my teeth, shower, and get dressed. Apparently we're going to the post graduation tournament...fun.

When we reach the castle that the class of '07 had rented out, they tell me "from here out you must go alone." When I walk up to the gate I am handed a cloak and a wand and told that I would be a mage.

Walking past the main courtyard I see two knights fighting. One crushes the others helmet with a mace, certain death.

Entering a corridor I am confronted by an ogre. I cast Fira and he is immediately vanquished. Oddly I gain experience points and gold for this battle.

Somehow I am transported to the cafeteria, where all my classmates from high school are eating lunch. Thinking this might be a dream, I decided to attempt to hover. Success. I amaze my other classmates by levitating and walking on the ceiling. Growing tired of these cheap antics, I walk away. I see this girl that had an obsession with me in high school. I decide to give her what she always wanted. I instruct her to take off her pants and bend over. However, I decide it's not worth it(I have trouble making it through the process without waking up) and exit the cafeteria.

[at this moment I wake up...must have been the door. The time is 9:42AM]

Sorry for not posting in such a long time. I've had a couple of really rough months.

Night(Day?): 11/25/07
Initial time I fell asleep: about 11:50AM
total number of dreams: 1
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"Thankfulness/Q&A"

I'm there, grandmother's house, Thankgiving day. Obviously a dream, no reality checks. I just know. I go to the silver and pick up a large knife, and subsequently jab into the side of my head. The painful sensation and blood trickling down my face is oddly satisfying. My grandfather lobs a fork at me, and it passes through my head. My grandmother is looking at all of this in amazement while standing(she's currently wheelchair bound). I run over to the sliding glass door and fall backwards into the glass.

I'm trasported to my room, staring into my mirror. Still lucid. My image is faint and dark, as if looking through a black fog. I gaze at my contorted image with it's piercing red eyes. "Summon up my deepest, darkest fear!" I proclaim loudly. A field of black and purple flames racing toward me. When they reach me, I feel my body being torn apart slowly as the curious flames engulf me, however, they give no heat. I am released from the pain after what seems to be near fifteen seconds.
I'm in front of the mirror again, this time I am floating and with a clear image reflected. "Does God really exist?" I inquire. A loud, booming voice declares, "Of course I do, mere mortal!" My room quakes, I feel that I have been crushed...

[My cell phone's alarm now goes off. 1:45PM]