Clarity: Good
Sleep: Medium
Lucidity: Good
Title
I was on holiday with my mother. She was having a nightmare so I woke her up. She thanked me as her breakfast would have burned if she had slept any longer. She had made herself pancakes, I would have an omelet and trench toast.
There were velociraptors and Xenomorphs on the loose and we had to get out of there. One came into our room while I was lying down and I stayed still until it left. We snuck around in fog, almost being seen a few times, but eventually a helicopter came and got me (my mother was not there anymore.)
I said that too much had been lost to leave with nothing so I ordered the chopper to take me around to grab a hard drive full of data. It was easy to find, it was glowing orange, but the fog was so thick that I couldn't see two feet. Luckily there were no dinosaurs or aliens near it.
I stayed outside of the chopper and eventually the chopper disappeared and I was flying. I got nervous because I thought I saw a house far beneath me, and thought that I was flying too high. I also saw dark things ahead of me and thought that they might be trees. I couldn't tell me altitude.
Eventually, I crashed into trees and started to fall. I regained my flight and became lucid. I flew into someone's house and there was a fat guy there. I was horny for some reason so went into his room where I thought he had a wife. Turns out it was a blowup doll. I called him a sick bastard and blinded him.
I flew around the house for a while, hovering outside of his master bedroom, he started to throw things at me. I finally got enough telekinetic ability to block them with my mind, but couldn't control them and they fell. I went out of the window because I saw cars and wanted to pull some more mayhem by tossing cars around.
I noticed one of them was Peter Griffen, he was talking to Chris about women.
Clarity: Good
Sleep: Good
Lucidity: Medium
Mean Teacher
I was in some sort of surrealistic college town. Everything was lit up and had strange colours, but I was stuck in class. Our professor was apologizing for being mean and asked us if we had any questions on the homework. We did, and she started to do them. A friend of our came in to the room and took Claire Lochner out, something for her sorority, then all hell broke loose.
Everything got wilder, we were still doing math problems, but we were breaking boards and the teacher turned into Ania for a while. While I was trying to solve something, she started licking my chest and stomach.
This made me lucid, but not very much. I fooled around with her and she wanted to sit on my lap and fuck me so I found her opening, which was difficult. It was tiny and dry, but eventually we got it in and she rode me for a while. Just as I was about to orgasm, I had a false awakening.