Sugar Harvest on the Gingerbread Culdesac
Nov 22, 2007. 4:50 a.m. A non lucid dream.
It is sugar beet harvest and my dad and I are ready to start on a new field. The few remaining fields are all arranged around a culdesac that is shaped like a gingerbread man. My dad keeps asking me to decided which field we should start on first. Imagine staring at a gingerbread man from an overhead view. I choose to start in the field that is cradled between his head and his left arm. We debate the pros and cons of this and finally settle on my choice.
When harvesting sugar beets, it is necessary to dig the rows in the exact same order that they were planted or else the crop will not be harvested properly. Therefore it is necessary to "find" the rows before you can put your digger into the ground(IRL). I start walking through the field to find the rows. It is difficult because of the odd shape of the field. I am wondering how I will find the rows when I come across twelve rows of planted beans. These rows run right down through the sugar beet field. I ask my dad, "are beans planted on the same spacing as sugar beets?" "Yes, they are." he says (IRL they are not). I am happy about this because now I have a place to start and have found my rows.
"Ok, son, we need to drain this field now. I want you to follow the irrigation canal and start opening the ditch gates to let the water out of the field". There is a twisting and curving ditch that snakes its way along one edge of the field. I proceed to open the gates. It is a wet and muddy job, but I don't mind this kind of work. As I get farther along the ditch, the bank rises until is above my head. I open a gate, and then wonder what is behind the ditch. I climb a ladder up the ditch bank so that I can see over into the sugar beet field. I am expecting to see sugar beets, but I only see grass and pasture. I realize that I have gone past the boundary of the field.
As I watch the water pour out of the ditch, I realize that I have opened up too many ditch gates. My dad notices as well and starts to yell at me for being such an idiot. I offer to close the gates, but he tells me it is too late and not to worry about it.
I wander off to the south, following the path that the draining water takes. I come upon a corn field and am fascinated by the corn chopper and how it effortlessly moves through the crop, cutting and shredding it into little pieces. I follow this machine to the other end of the corn field and emerge in a clearing to see a house that is designed with a very modern look. The house has two levels, but each level is square. They are offset from each other to provide and aesthetic look. The walls are covered in yellow stucco. The whole front wall of the house is a solid seamless glass wall, that allows one to look inside and view all that is taking place. I find it odd that this house only has a single room on the bottom floor. I walk into the house to inspect it closer. The place seems to be deserted. There are random bits of furniture placed throughout the first floor. Everything is covered in dust and garbage is strewn everywhere.
I ask my dad why the owners don't take better care of their house. He tells me that their daughter recently moved off to college and that they now occupy the second floor. They don't pay much attention to the first floor anymore. I walk to the kitchen and see a pile of blankets on the floor. It look like something is laying underneath the blankets. I nudge the blankets with my foot and the whole mass starts to squirm. I can see that something is working its way out from beneath the blankets. I start to say "nice doggy" and I pet its fur. My dad tells me to "be careful, because that is not a dog". I look again and see that it is actually a cougar. I realize that the owner had found and domesticated a big mountain lion. This cougar was strange though, because it had a sort of "doggy" face as if it had somehow been crossbred with a canine.
We leave the house and head back to the ditch to see if the water has finished draining yet. The ditch still appears quite full and I realize that I am hungry. Some of my friends are sitting around the ditch and one of them tells me, "Try the seaweed, it is delicious". Everybody else thinks this is a disgusting idea, but my friends is happily pulling up bunches of seaweed, swishing them in the muddy water to "wash them off", and then eating them. The stuff does not look like seaweed to me. Instead it appears to only be hairy moss/algae (the long ropy stuff that grows from the floor of a pond up to the surface), but I decided that it is seaweed and that I am going to eat it. I pull up a strand and swish it around to "rinse" it. "Only eat the hairy parts. If you eat the slimy green moss on it, you will get sick and die" says my friend. I gingerly take a bite and find that it is not too bad. "Hey! I found mushrooms" shouts a friend. I look over to see mushrooms growing on a tree. My friend is plucking them off like apples. I am amazed that he has found edible mushrooms because they don't grow around these parts. I don't give it a second thought that they are growing on trees.
We also find green onions growing nearby. We pluck our mushrooms and gather up green onions and seaweed. Once we have these items, we go back to the square house to cook breakfast. The last thing I remember is the sound of mushrooms sautéing in the frying pan.
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