The Seemingly Not So Twisted or Distorted Mind of Stephen... (To Me...)

WELCOME!

To my dream journal!

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I'm Stephen. This is my dream journal that I'm starting. Hello. How are you? Good! Thanks for reading. :D

So, here's the little format things:

Normal Dream
Lucid Dream
OBE, NDE, Astral Projection
Induction method and level of lucidity (Based on this)
[] - Commentary boxes
Underlines - Goals
Bold - Dream Sign


Current goals:
Play guitar with Stevie Ray Vaughan, Robert Johnson, and Jimi Hendrix
Chat with John Lennon
Lay on a cloud
Skate inside a Tony Hawk game (Theres lots of rails. :D).
Go back in time to Woodstock and Monterey Pop Festival
Go back in time to a Beatles concert, a Doors concert, a Grateful Dead concert, and a Pink Floyd concert
Do acid
Make everybody naked in my school except me
Wrestle a rhino to the ground
Have Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Moses, and Krishna all sit in a room and discuss who's religion is better :lol:
Turn giant and rampage a city
Write poetry
Call God and ask what the meaning of life is

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Today I woke up with a huge smile on my face at 6:30 in the morning! I NEVER am happy in the mornings, but I smiled all day. :D Today was a perfect day! Nothing went wrong all day. And it's a Monday!!! How can this be? It was great though. :boogie::boogie::boogie:


First lucid! First task!
DILD, 94%
[Sweet! First lucid since joining!]

I appear in the dream instantly lucid! The dream started to fade out, so I got on the ground and started feeling the concrete and grass, then get up and spin around. When I stop spinning I find myself on a dimly lit street at night. There are street lights, but they are very dim. I see some people down the street on the sidewalk talking. I do a couple nose RC's to make sure I really am dreaming.[These are so fun I think :D It feels wierd and cool to feel the air go up my nose when it's closed. :P]I start walking down the street and say, "Flying time!" I jump up and down a couple times wondering why I'm not flying. I say to myself, "Of course, I shouldn't start out going straight up, I should aim lower." I dive forward and begin to kind of glide, then pull myself up and shoot up into the sky. I am flying down the street about 200 feet above the ground. I see my friend standing in awe of me flying. I laugh it off. :lol:

I get to the end of the street, and I'm at a big hospital/office/hotel building looking building. I land and walk inside. It seems like a lounge that a detective would be in. It is dimly lit by a fireplace.[I guess because the light levels don't really change]There are some big green chairs, and my English teacher is sitting in one of them. I go over to her and ask her what my dream name is. She says, "Ummmmm, I think it's Tortoola." I said, "I guess that counts." :P

I am walking away, thinking that I want to complete the advanced task and go snowboarding after I make it winter, but I get sidetracked by the urge to have some dream sex. :goodidea: I walk into another room where I know this really hot friend of mine will be. So I go in, and she is in there on a chair, and my other friend is laying on a couch. The TV is on, but there is nothing on it. Only sound. So I ask, "Why are you watching TV when it's off?" My friend on the couch says, "Man, the TV's on can't you hear it?" He sounds like he's really high. :lol: So, I go ahead and get with it and have sex with the girl on the chair. It was good fun. :boogie:

The dream didn't end! I made it through sex without the dream ending. I just kind of knew in the back of my mind that the dream wouldn't end and it didn't!.[I think I read something about that in BillyBob's The Infinite Universes tutorial.]So I was like well damn that was great! :lol: Then I look down and see a book and start to read it to see if there's anything crazy or interesting that's in it.

[The dream fades into another scene or dream and I lose lucidity.]

I am now in school sitting next to a friend that I have no classes with this year. I am telling him about my lucid dream that I just had. He asks me how I get lucid, and I say, "I just do a reality check like this." I then grab my nose and breathe. 85% "I'M LUCID!!!" I yell! So I ran out of the class very excited. I jump through the door to fly out of the school.

40% [Here I kind of thought that I was lucid, but I couldn't control anything I even said or did.] The scene shifts though, I lose lucidity, and I'm suddenly walking into another door of some random farm house where we apparently are going to have a family reunion. :bang: Me and my friend and are walking through the house, and suddenly we need to weld something. I say that I can't do that, but my friend will. I say, "Use protection." :lol:

From here on, I only have little bits of memory. I walked outside at one point and saw some people that I'd never seen before driving up, and I felt like awww shit here they come. :P Then at another point I was messing with a coffee table that could be taken apart. I was taking it apart and putting it back together as fast as I could because my Dad told me that I would need to be able to put it together very fast for later. :eek:

I was putting it together, when I noticed that I had to use the bathroom very bad. There were all of a sudden tons of people there. I was forming a plan to make it through the crowd and get to the bathroom. I found my route and started to go, but I got attacked by the crowd of family that I've never seen before. Hugs and kisses and whatever else. I don't get to the bathroom, but I realize that I'm smelly, so I go to change clothes. [No shower?]

Alarm for school wakes me up.


Comments? :D

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Originally Posted by Stephent91

Today I woke up with a huge smile on my face at 6:30 in the morning! I NEVER am happy in the mornings, but I smiled all day. :D Today was a perfect day! Nothing went wrong all day. And it's a Monday!!! How can this be? It was great though. :boogie::boogie::boogie:


First lucid! First task!
DILD, 94%
[Sweet! First lucid since joining!]

I appear in the dream instantly lucid! The dream started to fade out, so I got on the ground and started feeling the concrete and grass, then get up and spin around. When I stop spinning I find myself on a dimly lit street at night. There are street lights, but they are very dim. I see some people down the street on the sidewalk talking. I do a couple nose RC's to make sure I really am dreaming.[These are so fun I think :D It feels wierd and cool to feel the air go up my nose when it's closed. :P]I start walking down the street and say, "Flying time!" I jump up and down a couple times wondering why I'm not flying. I say to myself, "Of course, I shouldn't start out going straight up, I should aim lower." I dive forward and begin to kind of glide, then pull myself up and shoot up into the sky. I am flying down the street about 200 feet above the ground. I see my friend standing in awe of me flying. I laugh it off. :lol:

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Congrats, it took me at least 3 lucid's to get a decent flight.

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Originally Posted by Stephent91

I get to the end of the street, and I'm at a big hospital/office/hotel building looking building. I land and walk inside. It seems like a lounge that a detective would be in. It is dimly lit by a fireplace.[I guess because the light levels don't really change]There are some big green chairs, and my English teacher is sitting in one of them. I go over to her and ask her what my dream name is. She says, "Ummmmm, I think it's Tortoola." I said, "I guess that counts." :P

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Nice... you got the task on your first lucid....
Tortoola, Lol.

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Originally Posted by Stephent91

I am walking away, thinking that I want to complete the advanced task and go snowboarding after I make it winter, but I get sidetracked by the urge to have some dream sex. :goodidea: I walk into another room where I know this really hot friend of mine will be. So I go in, and she is in there on a chair, and my other friend is laying on a couch. The TV is on, but there is nothing on it. Only sound. So I ask, "Why are you watching TV when it's off?" My friend on the couch says, "Man, the TV's on can't you hear it?" He sounds like he's really high. :lol: So, I go ahead and get with it and have sex with the girl on the chair. It was good fun. :boogie:

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Haha.... yes, yes it is. :hump:

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Originally Posted by Stephent91

The dream didn't end! I made it through sex without the dream ending. I just kind of knew in the back of my mind that the dream wouldn't end and it didn't!.[I think I read something about that in BillyBob's The Infinite Universes tutorial.]So I was like well damn that was great! :lol: Then I look down and see a book and start to read it to see if there's anything crazy or interesting that's in it.

[The dream fades into another scene or dream and I lose lucidity.]

I am now in school sitting next to a friend that I have no classes with this year. I am telling him about my lucid dream that I just had. He asks me how I get lucid, and I say, "I just do a reality check like this." I then grab my nose and breathe. 85% "I'M LUCID!!!" I yell! So I ran out of the class very excited. I jump through the door to fly out of the school.

40% [Here I kind of thought that I was lucid, but I couldn't control anything I even said or did.] The scene shifts though, I lose lucidity, and I'm suddenly walking into another door of some random farm house where we apparently are going to have a family reunion. :bang: Me and my friend and are walking through the house, and suddenly we need to weld something. I say that I can't do that, but my friend will. I say, "Use protection." :lol:

From here on, I only have little bits of memory. I walked outside at one point and saw some people that I'd never seen before driving up, and I felt like awww shit here they come. :P Then at another point I was messing with a coffee table that could be taken apart. I was taking it apart and putting it back together as fast as I could because my Dad told me that I would need to be able to put it together very fast for later. :eek:

I was putting it together, when I noticed that I had to use the bathroom very bad. There were all of a sudden tons of people there. I was forming a plan to make it through the crowd and get to the bathroom. I found my route and started to go, but I got attacked by the crowd of family that I've never seen before. Hugs and kisses and whatever else. I don't get to the bathroom, but I realize that I'm smelly, so I go to change clothes. [No shower?]

Alarm for school wakes me up.


Comments? :D

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Interesting read, congratulations on your first lucid!

Good luck on many more.

-Grod

Thank you haha.

Yes, yes it is. :lol:

Really 3 times? That kinda sucks. :P My first lucid I ever had was natural before I knew about LDing and I just walked through a wall to get outside and flew like crazy. :P

And I used to frequently have non-LD dreams where I would kind of dive and just glide or hover above the ground for a ways. I wonder why I never picked up on them. :D

so howd you induce the dream? DILD? WILD?

i need to work on WILDs...as i say every freakin time i post something

DILD.

I was going to WBTB, but when I woke up I was too tired and just went back to sleep. :P Seems like a habit when I try to WBTB.

Tonight though I'll probably actually WBTB and stay up for at least 15 minutes. :D

Nice dream! Congrats on the first lucid :)

For Sale!

Me and my mom are in a house that is for sale looking to see if we want to buy it. We are walking around the house, and it seems to have a resemblance of this furniture store that my mom goes to a lot. [The guy that works there that helps my mom out actually is at our house right now looking at something. :shock:] Everything is white though. Or most of it. The walls, carpet, and ceiling are all very bright white. There are some random paintings and fruit bowls laying around though.

I find a black table with some red disks on it of various sizes. They look like the shuffle board disks. They have magnetic balls in them, and when you touch them they spin oddly because the magnets are uneven. The real estate agent randomly pops up, and my mom and her say, "Oh, Stephen." In that kind of sarcastic voice. Then the real estate agent pulls out a puzzle kind of thing that my grandparents have where you have to get the brass ring on the rope free and it's in between all these circles and around a purple ball. :? And she asks me why I broke it. So I try to reason with her and say that my Dad did it. :lol:

We find out that the house was owned by some lawyers, and we decide we don't like it. :lol:

Hey, good job on that lucid! I like your dream name. Is that something you're familiar with?

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We find out that the house was owned by some lawyers, and we decide we don't like it.

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Because it's owned by lawyers? :lol:

I have never heard Tortoola before haha. Just out of the blue. :P Kind of reminds me of that place in Pirates of the Carribean Tortuga. :lol: I've seen that movie way too many times. :D

Well, throughout the dream I didn't really like the house, but it seemed like once we learned that lawyers owned it we decided we didn't want it haha.

It's Me Mario

My house resembles some kind of mix between my house, Tony Montana's mansion from Scarface, and the haunted house on Super Mario 64. :D I am like mario, running around doing things. I see my little brother and think he is an enemy, so I hit him and he bounces back, but he's not hurt. So I remembered that I had to jump on him then hit his belly. :lol: Theres some random stairs in the living room that appear, like in the mario haunted house, and secret rooms also that lead to random things. I go into one room and say, "Wow! Look at this!" Then my dad and TG want me to unlock the back door so they can come inside. Once I do, TG says that he has to go and gets in his truck and leaves.



Rocks, Collectors, and Popsicles

I'm driving my mom's suburban, and SS, RS, and JB are in the car. We have one of those big kind of tuppleware boxes, and it's filled with rocks. There's too many however, and the lid won't fit back on. What a problem! We're driving and trying to find a way to fix our problem of the unclosing box of rocks, when I think that somebody whose name starts with an M could help us. :P So we start driving to his house. When we get there, SS says, "Stop! That was his house!" But I missed it. So we go to turn around, but end up going onto a very very very narrow, impossibly narrow road to turn around on. The suburban falls off the road and tumbles and rolls! I freak out thinking, "My Mom's going to kill me, Oh SHIT!" Then my friend says, "Chill." And picks up a toy car that had fallen off the road. It turns out that we didn't fall off, but a little toy car did. But it felt like our car did. :shock: This happened one more time, except it was a golden speed boat toy that was picked up the next time.

We ended up "falling off the road" next to somebody's house and decided to go in. This family was like COSTCO of random collectibles. The collected so much random crap. There was a huge shelf with paddle balls, juggling balls, model cars and boats, random other things, and on top of the fridge was a bunch of tequila. :drink: And I said, "Tequilaaaaaaa" in the kind of sly dragged out voice. :D Then we ended up getting ushered out of the house by the mom there.

So we're all outside of the house wondering how to solve our rock problem. SS says that maybe we could call NR to see if she would know how to help us.

All of a sudden, everybody dissapears and the lid can finally shut on the box of rocks. I feel very accomplished. :boogie: I sneak back into the house of collectors and steal some popsicles. The box advertises that ice cream is in the middle, but I don't see any. I figure it's a very thin layer and think that they're pretty cheap. I got a strawberry one. While I'm running out of the house I turn to my left and see a little baby. :?


$40,000!

I'm in the car with NR, and SC calls me and tells me that NR owes her $40,000! I tell NR this and she laughs and says, "That's funny because SC owes me $0.50!" :lol:


ACT Exam


My Mom is telling me that I should take the ACT exam to prove that our city is worthless and stupid. :lol:


Furniture
I remember something about my new coffee table and other furniture. That's it though. :P



Comments:

About ACT exam, in school, JB from the rocks dream came running into class saying that he just signed up for the ACT. Wierd! :eek:

Also, after reading BillyBob's new tutorial, I noticed some schemata taking place, for example in the rocks story, the toy car and boat falls off the road, then theres a collecter of toy cars and boats, then there's a bunch of collectibles.

So I got a couple dream signs from this involving shemata. And stuff about furniture, especially my mom's new coffee table seems to be appearing a lot recently.

Gametradez

I'm in computer class playing on a website called "gametradez.com" where you play games and if you win you get some random files. :? There are a couple people in there that I talked to yesterday that I never see or talk to.


The Football Room?

We are in a class and being led by the substitute into some dark gloomy room that looks like a torture room. I feel like it's a room that the football team goes in though. There are round tables that are flipped over wth graffiti on them. The sub says that we can flip some tables over and do graffiti if we want to. :roll: All of a sudden the football coach comes in and starts rambling about something that I can't understand.



[I think I might try and remember to do reality checks whenever something new happens or something that rarely happens does happen. My dreams recently seem to be incorporating things that are fresh on my mind. The people that I never see or talk to that I talked to yesterday were in one dream, and I was reading in Eric Clapton's autobiography about something about graffiti, and it was on the tables.]

Off to the Races then to the New Planet!

My family and I are at a horse racing place. We're watching some races then I decide to go exploring. I'm off to the side of the track, then I see a television screen that's about how we found a new planet that is very similar to Earth in a distant galaxy. They were planning on sending a telescope to the planet, and the TV showed what the planet would look like with the telescope. The planet looked like it was encased with sheet metal and big bolts, with a huge telescope sticking off the side. :lol: I wondered how the planet looked metally, then assumed that there were intelligent aliens on it.

The news announcer then showed the telescope being transported to the launch site through hilly snow saying, "But getting the telescope to the launch site took fucking forever!" :lol: The video is sped up a whole lot, so people are flying around the screen really fast, and the movement of the telescope on the huge square transporter looks scetchy.

The scene shifts, and I am following the telescope. People are snowboarding on plywood, and one girl is going up slopes and pulling quick turns all over the place very nimbly. I get on one, and end up falling off, so I get on a 2x4 to snowboard. Soon, me and some other guys are snowboarding, but I'm still on my 2x4. :D We're going down the slopes, then I see the horse track! I get to the bottom of the slope and it's near the track. I get off my 2x4 and I see my family walking down the sidewalk.

My mom is holding some random dog, and it starts peeing straight out in front of it in my direction. My mom starts to aim it at me, and the pee is gaining on me! I run away, but eventually it hits me a little bit. :eek: They were like 100 feet away. That dog can pee!

I ran into the sprinklers that were going off in the yard next to me.

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My mom starts to aim it at me, and the pee is gaining on me! I run away, but eventually it hits me a little bit. :eek: They were like 100 feet away. That dog can pee!

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This has painted a hilarious picture in my head. Thought I'm sure it wasn't so pleasant for you. :P

I was scared shitless! :lol:

I'm slightly OCD, and things like that... or really anything that's very germy just... I hate it haha.

I was running for a good ten seconds before it caught up to me. :P

Well, fresh urine is completely sterile! Though I'm sure that wouldn't keep me from running away from it. :lol:

It is? Well, you're right about still running. ;)

The thing about it though that I didn't put in, was that her and my Dad were acting like it was some little tiny joke, laughing and everything, and I was freaking out thinking, "Your making a dog piss on me ahhhhhhhhhhh!"

It is indeed. That's why you're allowed to drink it and clean wounds with it in extreme situations. Ever watched Man vs. Wild? :)

Haha . . . the new details just make it more funny. I've had my parents try to kill me in my dreams like it was an amusing little joke.

I thought he peed around a cup and had the water evaporated out of it into a cup. :P

Damn parents. :( They'll kill you and pee on you in dreams all for one little joke.:D

Church Camp?

Me and some friends are at my house. We have some Jack Daniels and pot and we're about to go party, but one of my friends wants to hang out with some girls and we're all saying, "Come on man, have some fun." All of a sudden, I have a babysitter :? and she comes out and tells us that we can't drink. So we start walking to my truck, when all of a sudden my friend who is super good pulls a couple bottles of vodka out of his golf bag. I start laughing, but I think the babysitter will catch on, so I say, "Oh, you're such a jokester." :lol:

We get in my truck, but it changes into a big van. We're like what the fuck? Then the babysitter gets in and starts driving us. My friend JO, who I haven't seen in forever because he moves is in there, so I'm like "J! Where have you been man? Why didn't you go to Eisenbergs?" He says that he was caught smoking. :P I say, "That sucks, MC [That's really what we call him. :D like MC Hammer.] didn't go either I don't know why though."

We end up in a mix of Las Vegas, Hollywood, and Austin at some kind of church camp. :eek: "I'm like awwwww fuck why am I here?" So we go into Katz Deli :boogie: and I get some potato pancakes. :banana: We then decide to go to some casino, and I say that I'll catch up with them.

I end up instead deciding to go t Kevin Spacey's house. So I get on a plane and go over there. We go up to a lounge type room in his house and chill and talk about things. I ask him if he smokes, and he looks at me like, "Duh". We're talking about stuff. Then I ask him if he's ever tripped. He looks and me and chuckles a little and says once.

We go downstairs where his family is arriving for a barbeque. His parents come in and a kid. The granddad looks at me then goes, "Boo!" I say, "Oh oh, you got me." :lol: The kid walks by with a grey shirt on, and I tickle him, but while I do, I wonder what color he will change too. So I look at a color wheel and theres a red dot on the purple part, so I gues he'll change purple. And sure enough, his shirt and drink turn purple. :?

We go outside to the barbeque, and my dad and brothers are there. One of my brothers is bitching about not getting a hamburger, so I tell him to go get one. I get myself a couple hot dogs. About this time, I get a phone call from somebody back in Las Vaustinwood wondering where I am, so I say that I'm hangin out with Kevin Spacey at a barbeque and I'll be back soon. So I say that I need to go to everybody, but Kevin and his family try and get me to stay, so I have another hot dog. :D

We try to figure out where the plane will launch from, and we find a little clearing in the bushes. So I go.

Back in Las Vaustinwood, the person that called me gets me and we go into some restraunt. There is some guy in there waiting for us. He is some church counselor for us. I say, "Fuck. Why'd you bring me back here for this? I was having fun." So the guy gets pouty. :P I think, "All I want to do now is play guitar." All of a sudden, it turns into guitar camp and everybody is playing guitar. :banana: [Non-lucid controlling :D] We are learning something randomly made up about guitar, and I decide to go next door to see what's going on. On the left is a video game place, and on the right is another little hang out spot so I go in there. One of the guys is playing a wierd guitar called a "solo-acoustic-mellow guitar" :? The guitar is normal except it has vertical frets along with horizontle frets, and a couple of the verticle ones are missing, and there's a wierd dome shaped thing ment for bending notes. :P I try playing it but it's really wierd. The dome thing it really crazy.

I call the guy the was my "counselor" and ask him if he smokes. [I don't know why theres so much smoking and drugs and me being obsessed with it in this dream. I don't even smoke in waking life. :P] He says, "Well, I KNOOOOW." To act conspicuous. He says it the same way you exaggerate a wink. ;) I am seeing him instead of me. Ted from Scrubs is sitting across the table and says very loudly, "Yeah! Gonna hit up some blow!" And the counselor says, "Ted you dumbass, blow is coke." :lol:


Fast and the Furious

[I am no car fanatic. I know nothing about automobiles except that I have a truck with wheels. :D]

Me and KC are in fast in the furious type asian cars. We're racing through a city where the roads are really really fucked up. We're flying through the streets. I see a cop going on the wrong side of the road. :roll:


The Guitar Shop

I go to a guitar shop to buy a new guitar! [YES!] I go in, but there's not many guitars in the place. I ask the guy working there if they have any Gibson ES 335s or Gretsch White Falcons! [:boogie::boogie::boogie:] He says, lets go look in the back. The back is like a kind of skatepark with ramps being built and guitars on the walls. I look around, then all of a sudden I have my skates on and start skating. I can't find either guitar there. The guy tells me to go look in the black room. [We were in the back room, now to the black room. :P] I go into the bedroom leading to the black room, and there is som scary scary music being played. It shakes me to the bone so I get out of there. I go out back where there's a pool, and a fat kid and his mom sitting by it. The fat kid is eating ice cream and his mom is yelling at him for being fat.

hey man!

You have some cool dreams here! Its great that I found someone who i as fond of using smilies as me ha ha :P

I notice at the top you have a colour for OBE,NDE, I am just wondering if you have ever done this before?

Hahaha, I just looked at that, I didn't notice how many smileys I use. :lol:

Just showin some more expression. ;)

No, I've never had an OBE or NDE, but I kind of hope to OBE sometime, so I thought I might as well put the color there. :D Why do you ask? Have you had them?

Wow, Church Camp was quite a dream! (Interestingly enough, I dreamed about church camp the night before last) I mean, Kevin Spacey and drugs and guitar and Ted from Scrubs (he's awesome)! And The Guitar Shop was pretty messed up.

Yeah, the fat kid part was bad... I wanted that Gretsch though. :D I'm saving up for a $900 Gretsch, but the White Falcon is over $3000 I think. :P

Yeah, Church Camp was pretty crazy! I watched American Beauty a while back and Kevin Spacey is in it, and they're smoking in it. I guess that's where I got that from. That movie is hilarious.

Holy crap, $3,000? That's insane.

See, at least you can trace where your celebrity appearances come from. I have all these random celebs in my dreams - Angelina, Tom Cruise, Matt Damon - and I have no idea why. I don't read magazines or watch many movies.