Riot Makers Dreams of Mass Proportions

I was lossing a bit of motive to write down my dreams so i thought hey, what the hell, why not make a dream journal. So here it is....

Blue=Lucidity


Dec 19th

Dream 1

I was at my friends house and he was having a bit of a party. In in all i would say there were about 11 people there. We were all just relaxing playing some poker having a good time and then on of my buddies see's flahsing light blue and red through the window. It was obvious to us that they were from cop cars. I asked on of my friends who was at the window if he knew why the cops were right outside. He said "Man those guys that were at our party just went 120mph down that road" i said " no way! i want to go with them" He looked at me funny and said "no they already went you dipshit that why the cops are there." I thoguht to myself wow nice language pal. I didn't say anythng back to him though i just left and went to sit down on the couch and 3 other friends came over and we were just chewing the fat for a while. The all of the sudden the 2 people who were going 120mph ran through the fron door and was sying "RUN, RUN, RUN" then i woke up.

Dream 2

I found myself at my house with 3 of my freinds and we were bored and we were thinking of things to do. One of my friends said "hey let's go to the baseball park." This baseball park is out by some farmer fields in real life and it was in my dream to. So we piled in to my car and started to head towards the baseball park which was a five minute drive from my house. We came to part of the drive where i had to turn right. Now it just so happens that today was the presidential election and there was a huge traffic jam. I guess they had some sort of drive thru voting system which caused this traffic jam. so i obviously couldn't turn. Then i decided to take the shortcut and cut through this cabbage patch. As i was driving all theses cabagges were flying up all over the place and was smaking into my windshield. I then awoke.

Dream 3

I was walking down this trail that seemed endless and i had no destination. This trail was in the middle of knowwhere and was made of gravel with very little foiliage on either sides of the trail. As i was walkign a Farmer passed me. He had the typical hick look with the starw hat and chewing on the straw and has huge feet that were bare. I kept walking then two motorcyclists come up and they had a midevil flail. The were approaching fast and looked like they were trying to harm me but i really didn't seem to care, i guess i should of becasue they one guy flailed me right in the balls and i woke up.

Dec 20th (my birthday:)

Dream 1

This was a very short odd dream. All I saw was this huge big computer and it was talking to me and told me that Hitler created the world when I heard that I laughed and I said "stupid computer, tricks are for kids." (Yeah, I don't know why I said that either) But in any event I decided to unplug it from the wall so it would stop. I put my hand around the outlet so I could unplug it but it was stuck to the outlet and I could only wiggle it. Then I awoke.

Dream 2

Well Tourettes Guy was in my dreams for the first time. He was sitting down in my kitchen with his laptop and was talking very intelligently to me as I walked down the stairs. I asked what he has doing. He told me that the whole eastern hemisphere was going to attack the western hemisphere in 1,000,000 years. On his laptop it showed what the event would look like. The eastern hemisphere was on a pirate ship that was floating off in space towards earth to attack the western hemisphere. I could see the ship but it went right past earth. I asked tourettes guy if they attacked and he said no they got lost along the way. Then I woke up.

Dream 3

Well a bit of foreground here before I start describing the dream. I was trying to WILD after I woke up from that tourettes guy dream. It was about 5:00am. I just couldn't keep my self calm though, I was too wide awake. I decided to get some real sleep and not try for any lucid dreams. So I eventually dozed off a bit but still was barely conscious. I remember picturing my desktop from my computer. It was so vivid I thought I was actually at my computer. I could control the mouse with my mind and it would go where ever I wanted it to. I took a closer look at the desktop and saw an icon called Lucid Dreaming. So with my mind I moved my mouse over to it and opened the program. All of the sudden I was pushed out of my bed by an unseen force and Me being still conscious realizing that I was having a lucid. What’s this technique called?

Well anyways I was not in my normal room I was in my old room in previous house. I took a look outside from my bedroom window which over looks the main street in my neighbourhood and there were a few people walking out on the side walk. I decided to venture down stairs where my dad was eating cheerio’s at the kitchen table. He didn’t recognize me as I hope and I went out my front door and yelled "WHERES MY DREAM GUIDE, SHOW ME MY DREAM GUIDE." This didn't work but I wasn't worried about it at the time

After trying to find my DG I walked over to the neighbourhood park and tried to spawn a friend let's call her Bri. I tried to spawn her by heightening the cement sidewalk and hopefully she would appear on top. Well it was dumb idea because it didn't work. I tried this about 5 times. I gave up and decided to do a bit more exploring. I saw and old school classmate of mine and she was walking out of the park. I asked her where I could find my DG. She told me to go say it out loud in the middle of the street and he would appear behind me. So I did. I turned around and there was a man who looked to be in his 30's with a buzz cut. He looked like an ex football player but I forget his name. He was built and was wearing a blue long sleeved shirt but had the sleeves rolled up to his elbow. Looked like a lumber jack. The thing that really stuck out about him though was his left arm was badly injured and was limp.

I said to him " are you my dream guide" He said yes. I asked him his name and while I was asking he said his name was Roolso. He then proceeded to tell me that his left arm was burnt in a barn fire that he tried to save animals and people from. Right away I knew this guy was my hero. I asked him if he knew where Bri lives. He then showed me the way to her house. He was getting kinda pissed off at me though because I kept on pulling him back onto the grass because he was walking on the road. I only pulled him to the grass because he was about to get run over by a big fatty bus. But he knows I didn't mean to offend him. We finally made it to Bri's house and the first thing I did was go into her bedroom. I saw her sleeping and I woke her up. The lights were on and this felt as real as it could get. When I woke her up she said "hi Justin" I said hi back. Then she said come sleep with me and I was talking off my pj's. I was wearing the same exact clothes in my dream as I was in RL. Right when I was taking my clothes off I woke up.


That was my 3rd LD and I got it in bizarre fashion on my birthday none the less. I also found my DG:)

Woot! Gravity Bongs all the way! I like to call it the Aqualung.

I never expected a dream guide to be such a literal guide, guiding you to Bri's house.

Just because your summoning attempt didn't work doesn't make it dumb. That was an interesting technique with the sidewalk. Lucids can be fickle, keep trying. And give my regards to Roolso!

Dec 22nd

Dream 1

I was walking on some sort of long walk way that was about a story or 2 high and looked as if it was made in the time of Mosses and the pyramids. The structure was pretty long and wide but did not look all that safe as the wood that made up the platform was sparse. As I was walking along I noticed a guy named Joshua arguing with another person. THe guys that were arguing also looked like they were from ancient Egypt. So I went over to see what all the fuss was about. There was already a big crow starting form but I made my way to the front. Joshua said to this other man "You will suffer greatly for this crime you have committed. I will place a wooden log behind your new and tie your arms over the log so you cannot move them." It was about this time that I thought that this guy named Joshua was pretty important like a ruler or something. Then Joshua said "I will then slit you arm pits and the salt from your sweat trickling into the wound will cause you great pain"

After all the commotion settled down and the man who Joshua was furious at left, Joshua starting saying that he needed water really bad. Still on the same elevated walk way I ran towards a tap that was hanging on a piece of wood. Even though I couldn't see any pipes it was fully functional. Joshua made his way over and I turned the tap on for him and he stuck his head underneath and drank for quite some time. The day turned to night and he finally stopped drinking.

After he finished drinking the water I looked down from this elevated walk way by the tap and gazed upon a patch of grass where my sister, her friend and Barry Bonds were sitting. Barry bond held out some sort of cross like figure at me and it started shooting baseball at us. When they shot up to us they would reflect off the wood and would come back to Mr. Bonds in slow motion. He did that for a couple of time then I woke up.

Dream 2

I was walking home from school to my house because I had a spare and did not have class. I walked through my front door my mom asked me if I wanted soup and I said yes. My mom cooked me and my dad up a bowl of chicken noodle soup and we were just sitting on the couch. My dad asked me what time I need to go back to school at. I told him 12:09. At that moment a huge lightning bolt lit up the December sky (dream sign). The thunder a rain followed suit. I told my dad that I wasn't going to walk back to school in the poring rain and that I was going to take the car or the van.

The time was 12:38 now and I thought damn I am late better start to head to class. I walked out into my garage and opened up the garage door. The ground was filled with snow. The roads were blanketed. I couldn't decide whether or not to take the car or the van. Then out of know where my bro's gf jumped in the car and took off. I was left with the van so I started her up and had to back out of my garage. I did so cautiously. After I was on the road I flooooooooored it, I needed to make a quick right and I managed it but I was still going at a ridiculous speed. After the hair pin right immediately there was a stop sign. I slammed on the breaks but that didn’t work. I skidded across the stop sign at the same rate of speed.

As I skidded past the stop sign a car followed me. I thought I might have been an under cover cop. I finally managed to stop the van before I ran into a dead on the road I was skidding down. I got out and climbed a small hill and went to this park that was on top. The guy in the car chassed me up there and said that he was shocked and furious that I broke the law. I agreed and then I woke up.