Thread: Dream Fragments of a LucidBuddha

1/2/08

#1
Reese

I'm sitting in a classroom and my dog Reese is waiting in the van. We have some sort of guest speaker and he has what looks like a hound dog just lying down on the desk. I imagine opening the window and letting my cold dog in through the window and the next moment I have her in my arms. After the class lets out my teacher tells me to give up the dog and she needs to report me. She says something about the guest speaker being allowed because he's an administrator. I leave to get in the van and I look at my dog and she's got spots all over her and some of them are bleeding. She looks frozen and the spots are greenish white. I jump in the van and start heading down the road. I'm flying through a neighborhood and blow a stop sign and reach a T section and blow another stop sign as I turn the corner. I remember the teacher trying to tell me the # for a vet to take her to.

#2
Drowning Reese

I'm with my dog and some other funny nearly cartoon characters. We're walking on thin ice and I go to crawl thinking distributing my body weight would help not crack the ice but it didn't. We all fall through and we're swimming for a glacier to hold on to. I reach one as I see the others nearby grab the same. I think about how it's really not that cold.

#3
Conspiracy to Murder

This was a strange one. I'm behind the scenes of some sort of concert except its a doctor performing a new surgery but I know that I'm being held against my will and they're going to kill me. Now I'm sitting in the stands and my name is called. They act like its a game and say "Jeff, You're dead!" and my friends laugh as I pack up my stuff. I take my time and a girl walks up that was with me behind the scenes. She hands me some sort of evidence proving the guy is going to kill me. I make a big scene and the whole audiences attention is on that guy. Later I'm talking to another doctor that was legitimate and he said that he would watch over the procedure to insure that I wasn't going to die. As I talked to him, he was putting a needle in his arm that was somehow attached to someone else on the operating table. I then go out to where I was supposed to be killed and its a grassy meadow and then CREDITS START ROLLING!! It was a movie I guess...with a strange ending.

#4
XXX Jocey

We're in some apartment and everyone's goal is to please Jocelyn. After some orgy stuff I try to get her into the shower and the bottom of the tub is gone and there's all kinds of tools and stuff. The last part of the dream was dedicated to calling apartment staff to yell at them.

1/3/08

#1
High-end store

I'm in some posh nifty unique store and I have a $20 gift card. Everything looks unique but kind of ugly. I find this one knit hat and it's the only thing in the store I want but it has a pricetag of $119! For a hat! Ridiculous!

#2
Quick-E-Chaos

I'm with Matt and we're driving somewhere but stopped at a gas station or quick mart type place. I think he's with Erica and they're waiting for my brother Chris to call because they're thinking about going to Amsterdam for spring break. I tell them I can't afford it. While Erica is on the phone behind us, Matt and I are at the side of the building where there is that brick glass thats kinda see through but not really and there's a girl on a massage table. I look and can see her breasts. Matt looks and she's standing up full front. I'm sure that the girl can see us but she doesn't look. We start to walk away and Across the street there's an ATM getting robbed.
We think we might get in trouble for peeping or whatever and try to get in the car. A Helicopter is overhead and we're just outside of the light beam. It goes away and we hop in the car. Whoever was driving was on their cellphone texting while driving! We peeled out onto the road but there wasn't anybody coming but he...or I...didn't even look!

1/4/08

#1
Trying Out

Steve and I are hanging out in what we thought was an empty building. There was a Janitor though. There was something to do with smoke bubbles? We're trying out for the basketball team or a play. I remember jumping over this hedge thing.

#2
Peeping Tom

I'm taking my dog outside and I happen to glance at a window where this girl is taking her shirt off. I duck down and my dog runs under the van. I try to get her out and the girl never takes her bra off. I quickly turn away because I'd look like quite a pervert if she would've seen me.

#3
Snow Mobile

I'm walking up a slow hill and there's snow all around. It feels like a trench because there's about 5 ft. of snow on each side of me. I think I'm on the phone with Jocelyn and she's trying to get me to jump the snow jumps. The next thing I know I have a bike and I ride up the edged slope and land back in the middle. I do this a few times on foot too. Some guy behind me is talking about some crazy guy doing crazy tricks on his snowmobile. I try to look up to where he is pointing but it is very bright. Then as the guy comes down the slope I see him. His snowmobile is surrounded in this red balloon type thing that bounces off of things when he gets in a bind I guess. He soars over our little trench and off the next little cliff where there isn't snow. He lands in some brush and I feel like his fun is over but then I see his little machine cruise right out of it.

#4
Vacation

I'm on a deck or a boardwalk by a beach. Everyone seems really casual and many are naked. I decide to join. Bridget is with me as are some others but they go somewhere else while I join a card table. There's about 6 people at the table and they said they were playing euchre. I decided to join but I kept getting dealt 7-8 cards. They keep telling me to just play.
I tell them to give me the cards because I can't play this screwy shit. I also think about whether I'm dreaming but don't do a RC. darn!

Birthday morning...long night of drinking...only fragments

Jocelyn's nipples?
Something about a van.

damn your recall's good. how do you know when a dream ends and where it begins? does it black out or what?

Sometimes its hard to tell but I usually wake up after every dream. Other times when I wake and have lots of fragments I find that I remember them backwards sorta...the last dream will trigger memories of the one before etc....its especially like that when they're similar.

Thanks for the compliment!

1/6/08

After going out to celebrate again...but this time I didn't get blackout drunk.

#1
Bar

Appropriate since I was at a bar all night. The bar feels like a tiki bar on a deck or something. We're on the 2nd story overlooking a hillside. I have this sleek metal bar that happens to be a recorder as well, and I'm playing it. Some girl that works at the bar told me to order like 10 shots on her tab. A girl at the bar last night said she worked at subway and could get me free subs. I ordered 'blow jobs' Then I think the bar closed. My buddy steve and I left.
On the backside of the bar, where we were, there was a bunch of slides..made out of snow?? I remember it was like 3:30 am or something (dreamtime) I went down a slide and hit something that made me turn 90 degrees but it was fun. Once down a bunch of kids started attacking us with snowballs. I guess they did this everyweekend when the drunks left the bar. I was really pissed. I started going after this kid and trying to kick him but he was too fast for me. I think this next part was the same dream but unsure.
Steve and I are now driving home and we pull over on a road on campus. I think someone else was pulled over and needed help but I remember Steve getting something out of the trunk.

#2
Van Ride

I'm in the back of one of those large white kidnapper van's. My friend Adam is driving and there's some swing kids in the back. Namely, Jess and Brenda. We had to stop in Jamestown apts. for something and then we were on the road. I opened up a birthday card and took some dinner coupons to some firestove place and tossed the card to the passenger. They opened it to reveal the $2 I didn't see. We then needed to go back to Jamestown because I think Brown needed to use the bathroom...he said he wasn't feeling well.
I remember Jess in the van giving me these weird glasses with a speaker on it and she told me to listen. she had recorded some of our van conversation and it was Brenda laughing really strangely. I had to hand it to the driver....who was now Nate...to let him hear.
Also remember Brenda being really close and hitting on me. I told her not to. Last thing I remember is dropping someone off at the apts and we parked really close to another car.

#3
Topless Party

Need I say more? A bunch of girls I don't know hanging out topless drinking and stuff. I think I was pulling down my shorts and stuff too. Then I saw 2 frat type guys streak/wrestle...not my thing. I pulled my shorts back up.

#4
Blonde Chick

This might've been from the topless party dream but prob. not. It feels like we were pulling her from a car window or something. We lay her down and she's one of those high fashion, bleach blonde girls with too much makeup on. Huge rack.

#5
Lucid Walk

I'm walking down a deserted street with Steve. I sense that I'm dreaming and sure enough I am. It was dark but now that I realize its a dream its like the sun came out or something. We were trying to get somewhere...like a little subdivision that we could see in the distance. The road signs were funny...pointing in more than one direction for the same place. I think I lost lucidity, don't remember waking up.

1/7/08

Hard time sleeping, easily awakened after a dream then difficult to get back to sleep. Vitamin B6 1 hr before sleep.

#1
Orbs

I'm in a large crowd. On the edge of the crowd that makes a circle around a singer. He's the lead singer to Deathcab for Cutie although I've never really seen the singer for that band. He's rocking out and giving away Orbs. They are like those lawn lights and he gives them to crowd members and act as hats. I wanted one really badly but he didn't give me one for the longest time. I think I was attracting attention to myself.

#2
False Awakening

I 'wake up' in my room and look at my clock. Its got an odd hour on it...I think 4:00am...which wouldn't have been odd I guess. My cell phone didn't match it. I yell for my dad (who doesn't live with me IRL) to tell me the time. I end up getting out of bed and chatting with him. We're talking about my blinds and how I need new ones. While messing with them we disturb a swarm of bees! I am severly allergic to most bees so I run out of my house pretty much like a lunatic. I'm out to the road now and my neighbor drives by kinda laughing at me. I get more frustrated because I know I have a deathly scared look on my face and it turns to embarrassment quickly.

#3
Sex Court

I'm in a raquetball court sitting on a chair. Someone is on my lap and offering sex to the other person who is hitting a ball against the wall casually.

#4
Long Family Reunion Dream

The more I wrote this down, the more I remembered. I'm in a room with my brother and sister-in-law. They start to make out and some strange girl walks by and makes some valley-girl comment like, "oh my god, like get a room" I leave to watch their daughter Lexi. We're in a full basement and there are other kids crawling around and playing too. One of the older ones, around 5-6 asks for a pepsi. An adult nearby says they're not allowed....so I gave em some. What a great uncle I am!
For some reason we had to investigate a stolen golf cart engine. Apparently, a family member, my dad maybe?, took in a golf cart and they gave him another one saying it was his...but they lied. I head to the garage to find Reese's leash. I walk in through the fence and pay a nickel to a golf cart driver to take me the 20ft. to the garage door. Once I get the leash I walk back out to find a Family Reunion in my yard.
I go to the food and instead of a bowl of cereal, I have one of those huge bags, like a dogfood bag, and am pouring milk into it. I keep messing with the bag trying to get cereal out and its not working out for me. I follow some people to a bench while still trying to eat my cereal. I then notice that I have gloves on and there's some dogshit on them. The more I try to get the crap off of my gloves the harder it is to get it off. I then notice that where I'm wiping my gloves is where the dog turd is!! I just realized that a common dream sign for me is fumbling with things, i.e. the dogfood bag w/ cereal, crap on gloves and earlier dream w/ baking pan.

#5
Lost in a Stadium

I'm following Bridget who is following somebody else through a stadium. We're going fast down some stairways and turning sharply. Suddenly their gone. I'm lost and the harder I try to find them, the more lost I get.

1/8/08

#1
Bee Sting

I'm raking a small hill that sits in my parent's back yard. My brother Chris is there and we're raking the small layer of debris that had accumulated on the mound. Out of the debris a bee stings my arm. I wake feeling my arm...I don't know what it was in real life.

#2
Boss's Home

I'm at my Bosses house staying the night for some reason. I'm in my boxers and need to pee. My boss has a younger daughter, maybe 9. I try to find the bathroom but end up in her room and she screams. Everyone comes down and I try to explain myself and they're okay with it. Again I try to pee and being in my boxers I somehow look like a pedaphile again! The end of the dream was figuring out where I was going to stay that night.

#3
Gamble

I'm with my brother Craig and we're betting on cards. Its like poker except you are only going for 3 and 4 and 5 of a kind....yea 5. I get 3 5's at first and then trade 2 to get another 5. I bet a lot thinking I own him....don't remember how it turned out.

#4
Strange Shower

I'm in some stranger's house with my friend Mark?? I think we were moving stuff in thier home and just jumped in the shower? I remember being really paranoid that someone was going to walk in. Not because it was 2 guys but because we didn't have any right to shower in their home.

#5
Moto Rip-Off

I'm on a motorcycle in my hometown. I take a left on airport rd. and fly down the road. I then come to a ghetto run-down flea-market type neighborhood. I end up spinning out and sliding and lose my bike. Some guy says he'll give it to me for a ridiculous amount of $$. I walk around the market and my dad's friend MAX is with his family. I try to talk to him about the motorcycle ripoff scam and he just walks into a gun shop looking at rifles. I remember my dog reese was in there in some purple shiny thing and running away.

#6
Hookah

Last night my hookah broke and I find myself in a shop looking at the pieces needed to replace it.

1/9/08

Hardly remembered any dreams and not sure why...drinking?

#1
???

I see a dumptruck and it's chasing a dog? I think I was swinging from a streetlight or running from someone and swung over the truck and fell in. Maybe I was chasing the dog?
Down the street I see a Horse running away from some people...my family?
I go to a restaurant and put my hookah away. I remember eating hot wings. The whole dream was based around the city I lived in having implemented some new program that didn't work. Something to do with finding stray dogs?

1/10/08

#1
Changing Pace

I'm talking to a group of guys and a phone rings. I turn to look or answer it? I turn back and they are now blonde girls.

#2
Sonata

I came across a wooden piano. Although the keys were somewhat difficult to press, I attempted Moonlight Sonata....it was rough.

WBTB

#3
False Awakening/Lucid Sex

I wake up in bed and some guy comes in needing something. I think he was fantastical in nature, like a fairy but he was whiney. I find myself walking out of my room except it was like walking out of a bar. I'm with Jocelyn and that guy or some random guy is a few feet in front of us. I get a kiss from Jocelyn and grab her shirt so she flashes the random guy. I get lucid at this point, not sure how. I somehow get into making out and have some good ole fashion lucid sex. Jocelyn went to do something except her body stayed there, her head was gone. Her pubic area was breathing and looked like some sea creature. I examined it the rest of the dream.

#4
Lucid TOTM (January)

I'm lucid in a store similar to a gas station or small market. Jocelyn is looking at something and I fly up and over to another attendant to perhaps fool around. There's a beam that is quite low and I flew right through it. (You can go back to my old journal to see how long it took me to get through solid objects...now its so easy ) I reach the attendant and sorta do a belly slide that she liked. I start kissing her when I remember the TOTM. I find a kid to ask. He's about 8-10 and I say "hey" and he stops. When I ask him the question he mocks me and says it the exact same time. So In sync, "What do you think my New Year's Resolution should be" Then he said, "Caramel Mackeral Chocolate Sundae" WHAT??? I asked him to repeat it and he said the same exact thing. I wake myself up to remember.

#5
Lucid Orgy

I'm in a large room with a bunch of people getting it on. My co-worker Justin was there complaining about a condom or something. The room is like a community shower and someone made a joke about spraying everying with cold water. I got a bloody nose right before waking up.

#6
Video Game

I'm in a video game and on some high level. I'm standing on the side of a large wall but it feels like a warehouse. Something is after me, someone. I go to 'save' the game and accidently go to another level and the rest of the dream I'm going through different scenes trying to find where I left off.

#7/maybe a part of 6??
Dino

A bunch of little dinosaurs were running around like rats.




1/11/08
*0 recall

1/11/08!

Just woke from a nap

#1
Test Drive

I'm with some friends who are getting ready to swim...I am not. They have these see-through 1 pieces and I think some of them are from 'The L-Word'. I don't go to swim.
I'm watching them have a good ole time in the pool and listening to music and such. I decide I want to join, except I'd have to dive in because I'm about 10ft. above them on this little platform. I go to the edge and I'm about to jump in but I think I'm going to land on someone so I wait. While waiting....
I find myself getting stuck in the side of whatever I'm on...its like a waterbed that is coming apart. I'm between the frame of the bed and the actual waterbed...It's reminiscient of someone sitting on a toilet with the seat up.
Eventually I fall through and this 'waterbed' comes over on top of me. I literally say, "Do I have any more choices" trying to figure out how to get out. Then right before it lands on my I grab something and end up in the middle of it...(kinda like the Jurassic Park scene when the car lands on them)
I get up and the car is upright and I'm in the drivers seat...people are cheering!
This car is actually a brand new white truck. It's very modern looking, almost futuristic. It doesn't have breaks but instead like a boat, you either go forward or backward. I drive it around and I can see me on a little map thing as well like virtual reality. It is a real truck but somehow I'm not a part of it....kinda like a video game. I drive up some gravel mound and am generally damaging the truck and then I went into the water and the 'signal' for the video game went out and all I could see was a snow screen. Right before waking I was washing my dog....in the pool?? maybe?

1/12/08

#1
Doo

I'm in the dining room of my Parent's house and I walk into the living room to find a bunch of little piles of dog poop. Some of them are from my dog and others are not but I start to clean them up anyway. There's one of those sofa/sleepers in the middle of the living room and the frame is in the dog doo.

1/13/08

#1
Busted

I'm with my buddy Nate and we're some type of authority....maybe hosts of a party. I'm not sure if we're at work or something but we end up sneaking some people drinks. A few moments later we're caught by other 'cop' type people. It was like cops getting busted by cops...at least thats what I wrote down. Nate and I decide to run away and he falls down really badly....Face First! He gets up and his mouth is all bloody. I watch him take a tooth out of his mouth!

#2
Grand Opening

I'm waiting outside of a store for their Grand Opening. Its dark out. The next moment I'm in the store looking around. It's a unique eastern type store with incense and buddhas and indian blankets and stuff. A drunk guy walks in the store and at first the store owner leaves him be thinking that he's just being obnoxious. Then he starts to fall over and break display racks so she kicks him out.

#3
Changover

I'm about to go into work and I'm relieving another co-worker. I go upstairs (doesn't exist IRL) and see my old friend Matt's little sister. She seems like she's in a hurry and walks in front of a long mirror and changes her shirt! So she's now butt naked and starts hitting on me. I sorta hug her from behind and feel her chest. She starts talking about her brother sleeping around or something. We leave...or I leave and I find myself downtown somewhere looking for a club.

#4
Bad Site

I'm with my friend Danielle M. and she's telling me that she's having trouble logging onto my wedding website. Apparently Jocelyn and I are getting married. I think Rachel was there too, being like girls and in Pj's on a mattress. (I feel like there was more to this dream...)

#5
Carnival

I'm at a carnival and Bridget's girlfriend (unknown) gets stuck on a ski lift.

(I go to work and after an hour sleep a bit...the sound of t.v. seeps through the dream)

#6
Movie

I'm walking down the hallway of my apartment complex. I knock on Bridget's door and ask if she's got a movie that stars Trace Adkins (must've been the country channel) She hands me a disc and I'm walking back to my apartment. WBTW=Wake back to Work

1/14/08

*Written in other notebook, will add later

1/15/08

#1
Ellen

I watched Ellen's stand-up which probably triggered this dream. She was changing into some large swimming shorts.

#2
Peeping Girl

My buddy from high school's girlfriend was watching me change.

#3
Coat Room

I left my coat in a room next door. The room is considered the "play/theatre" room and people were making fun of the room. I think the waiter thought I had a crush on someone?

#4
Random

I'm doing the dishes and spill some Marinara sauce and some meatloaf. I try to get my dog to lick it up but she won't...that never happens. In the kitchen there's a poker game going on. I step out onto the balcony and I see chalk outlines of body's in all kinds of colors. One of them moves around across the pavement and somehow gets to me, turning me evil. I go back to my room and Chelsea L. Jocey and Nikki are 'playing' in my room.

#5
Professor Shops

I'm at best buy with my professor JTK and we're looking at workout equipment.

#6
Jocelyn's Lucid

Its a dark night and I'm in the middle of town with Jocelyn. I have a scooter and even though its around 2am I tell her that I want to go over to Nate's house. She says that she's heading home. I start going along the street on my low-rider scooter and nearly get hit a few times so I head back to where Jocelyn is. I see her car hit some ramp and she gets out like she's being chased but she isn't. She slides through some fence and over some other obstacle. I catch up with her a few buildings down and she starts to change her pants. I think Nate was there offering her his wallet and then Mello shows up giving me a bouqet of flowers with ELVISH on the wrapping. Jocelyn is holding some silvery/blue large ring and when I present her the flowers, the elvish is illuminated onto the ring. At this point I'm sorta lucid! I somehow think that I'm in Jocelyn's dream and am very proud of her. I tell her to fly and she looks up to see a silvery/blue rainbow thing. She holds up the ring and turns into an ELVISH princess! Everyone was praising her when I woke.


#7
Distracted

I'm playing with Bridget's dog Diego. Diego's 'real' owner comes home and is all excited to see him. He whips out a string with a ball attached and starts bouncing it against the wall. I start imagining in my mind a spider he's trying to kill and go deep in thought. The next thing I know I'm in a jail cell with other adults and on the bottom floor of this cavern are children playing. I say, "What Happened?" and others tell me I wasn't paying attention when we got captured.

1/16/08

#1
Dream in a Dream

I 'wake up' at my parents house and its like 6am. I need to pee but near the bathroom I hear what sounds like my mom masturbating. My dad says something like, "wait till she talks" or something like that. He tells me to use the other bathroom so I walk towards the kitchen and thought about pissing i the refrigerator. I find the bathroom and out the window is some strange guy making a xmas tree out of branches and cardboard. He sees me and asks if he can have some gun powder. I ask my dad and upon further investigation he says he'll get some soon.
My brother's both come over with their wives and kids. Each wife brings me a movie I wanted to watch, (can't remember specifics now) and I was lying on the floor and Ethan recognized me! I started laughing and playing with Ethan and Lexi. We laughed a lot. I then decide to go back to bed because it was really early.
(Dream #1 in Dreamland?)
I'm in a plane with some people and it crashes....or maybe it was a bus that stopped abruptly. People get out and I'm with Stephanie honer and her old boyfriend Andy. They grab some golf bags and walk onto a green. I guess the golf bags were gifts from some crazy uncle (maybe the guy that crashed the plane?) I start to golf and my ball was like a pingpong ball and almost flew into the river. I was upset that all my balls were light and their's were heavy.

#2
Bad News

I'm in a department store and Nate tells me that Jocey is across the street flirting with some guy. I run across the street (I think I'm only in underwear) and I meet w/ jocelyn in the parking lot. I'm nearly begging and crying and she's very nonchallant about it all saying that I'm too selfish.

#3
Strange Visiting Hours

I'm in bed and I hear some people out my window. It's my friend Matt M. and one of his friends. He ends up climbing through my window and he says he's staying for awhile. I think he brought some food but I went back to bed.

1/23

#1
Frustration with Group

I'm working with Bryon on a project for class. I'm writing or copying notes from a poster board but I'm getting frustrated because I'm doing all the work. I couldn't stay for the whole event so I had partial notes. Dr. Conners was my professor.

#2
Trying to get home

I'm in Dr. Tremlin's class and we're having a 'napbreak'? I find Cindy and Tab in the hallway and they're both pregnant! (Tab is IRL but not Cindy) I try to log onto a computer in one of the labs but cannot. (RC??) The computer freaks out and gay porn pops up and I frantically try to shut it down before someone sees and thinks....well, you know. I go home fast using Bryon's van, but in order to get in the van I needed a password (RC!!!) Bryon knows it, tells me and we're off. We're driving down a bumpy road/trail and there's a bunch of garbage and huge muddy potholes. We get stuck in one when I wake up.

#3
Apocalypse

Maybe stemmed from Discovery Channel shows? I'm partying on a pontoon boat and someone looses something in the water, but it floats. We get on a raft thingie and row out there. While on this thing a shark floats by, I pretty much freak out and get back to the boat. There's a black lab swimming. The shark gobbles it up and then gently lets it go. I might've made this up later but I think the shark said something like, "I don't eat dogs" We take the boat to the edge of the apartment complex (must've been flooded) and I get on the sidewalk. I leave my sweater in the boat. I walk to Nate's apartment because I left my shoes there from the night before? I walk in and Erin tells me to be quiet and not let Nate see me. She says that he doesn't want people over because he's trying to study. I say I just need to grab my shoes and go study as well. He sees me and I just say hey and leave.
Back to the sidewalk I hear a strange whooshing sound. I look down the main road and it looks like a forest is flowing down the road! It's like a landslide except all the trees are staying upright! It was crazy!
I run back inside and scream something about the apocalypse and everyone comes out and it looks like a wet road. There must've been a flood that washed the trees away.

1/24/08

#1
Disc Golf

I'm playing disc golf with a friend and I'm doing really badly. Some big black guy walks up and I ask him if he has any pills because I have a headache, he says no but he wants the hookah. He heard rumors that this was 'hookah house' I said that my girlfriend picked it up earlier. He was sitting in my closet when I woke.

#2
Reality TV

I'm on a bus and Jocelyn is trying out or just tried out for a Reality TV show. Everyone's talking and joking. Apparently "Mr. Teen White Trash" is there. Jocey's been drinking.

#3
Another Apocalypse Dream (semi-lucid part)

I'm at the end of my street with a flat tire on a big white van (My dads van?) It's late in the day and we're going to find shelter somewhere. He runs down the road to get a jack. Meanwhile a stranger walks up and starts going through the back of the van. I am very rude and tell him to beat it. It gets darker and zombies start coming out of the shadows. I try to get in the van but my dad is in the drivers seat. I run around to the passenger side and he moved to that seat. We finally figure it out and start cruising down the road.
By this time there's a bunch of zombies in our way and we're mauling them over. I see my boss ryan and watch him get bit by zombies. Turn the next street we're cruising about 40mph and hit a bear! Then we see a huge 100ft tall bear and cruise right underneath him without him noticing.

I find myself in a neighborhood that looks a bit rundown. Other houses are occupied by 'survivors' and we're just hanging out. I hear voices and see people start to surround the house. I thought that I'd covered the windows well. I get another view from the outside/above when I go lucid...sorta.
I grab Shane (the girl from the L-Word) and she happens to be naked. We run out the side door and take cover near some bushes. We have some nice sex (even though she's a lesbian) and go back inside to see what happened. Apparently her brother had a branch of wood and because of the apocalypse/zombies, you had to have a permit for any wood you had so he got shot. Everyone was upset.

#4
Ninja??

I just remember having a tiny ass straw and being underwater trying to breath. There were hundreds of ninja's underwater all around me, I think they were picking on me by throwing little darts my way. I remember getting out and climbing up a hill and the Dalai Llama was there, blessing me I think??

1/26/08
Not a very good night of sleep.

#1
Race Change

I just saw Bryon with some girl except Bryon was a black guy instead of a white guy.

#2
Trip

I'm on a bus with Jocelyn and we're going to a swing dance thing. I tell her that I only have a pair of PJ's and a shirt so I don't have enough clothes for the whole trip. She doesn't want to go but I try talking her into it. Jen is there and I wonder who's watching my dog. We see batman or the grim reaper fly down the road on a motorcycle or something.

#3
Sleepover

I'm at a party with a bunch of girls. 1 is flirting with me pretty hardcore. One of the moms comes down and gives the girl shit about someone getting murdered at the party. She responded very calmly and said 'it wasn't my fault' Apparently I was a suspect. I remember feeling guilty because she gave me a quick peck on the lips when I wasn't looking.

1/28/08

#1
laundry

I'm with Matt Mello and I'm not sure what I wrote down here. Looks like Paver Outing or Power something? We were doing laundry in a basement and some guy came down and gave us trouble. I think we were fooling around like throwing stuff.

#2
Measuring Reaction Time

This is because of class. I'm in a computer lab except there's porn on the computer. We're supposed to be measuring the reaction time of porn?

1/29/08

#1
Assisted Robbery

I'm helping out some other guy break into this house. There's a pregnant woman that I can see in the 2nd story window with a 7 yr-oldish child. I see my accomplice coming up behind her and she jumps through the window, shattering it, and landing on her back. She tells the young one to run away and starts running after him. I run after the kid before her and the cops are coming. The kid and I get away but my accomplice and the pregnant woman do not. The street I ran down was mud and I felt that I would easily get caught from my footprints so I'm desperately trying to cover them up. They would be evidence in the investigation. I woke up thinking about sitting in an odd shaped chair that I called a 'melting coat' It kinda looks like a claw or some sort of sea lurcher.

#2
O'Kelly's Sports bar and Grill

I'm at the local bar with Katie Kelly. Girl from highschool, maybe she was only in the dream because she shares part of her name with the bar? I had a few drinks and laid on the bed that was there. This girls friend sits next to me. This guy walks up, (Justine's friend IRL) and tells this girl to dump me. I give him shit about it because it was a lame jock comment and we weren't even flirting let alone dating. It just goes to show that I don't like this guy IRL. Then there was a bunch of drama with all the girls talking about blahalbablahb. I walk over to the bar and sit there without ordering anything.

#3
High Professor

My professor, JTK, was making a recipe for pot. She had us get cereal bowls and asked me to get eggs from the fridge. She compared them to balls and told me to roll them like testicles...very perverted. The kitchen was not clean, then Tracy saw a helicopter toy.

1/30/08

#1
Dream Day

I'm walking up to a door and there's a note for me. I have a magazine about dreams here and my change is in the envelope. I walk around on campus and I have an old shirt on that I wore in high school. She hits on my and starts talking about dreams. She's very forward and says we should go get coffee. I get to the coffeehouse and a helicopter comes to stop the dream. why helicopters??

#2
Errands

I find a Lost Puppy sign in my apartment. The neighbor lost their dog that's the same breed as mine. I think the paper said, liave hair. I then remember having dinner with my family. I dare some guy to eat a whole package of sweet n sour gummy worms. I had some in my mouth too and found it difficult to talk. I then had a blueberry muffin and urinated in the oven while everyone was watching me and putting other things in there. They were just making sure that I didn't plash on their food.
I then go to school and am in line to buy a pop. I think Uhan was there, (haven't seen him since 8th grade, nearly 8 years!) He had a brown bag and had some scheme to steal his pop. The lady rang up mine under his or messed it up somehow and I thought I'd get blamed. I grab my pop, head down the hall and walk into my apartment to find...
Lexi! My toddler niece in my livingroom playing with my roommate. My roomie and I then decide to play cribbage.

WBTB 1/2 hr

#3
Class canceled

I'm in a strange class because mine was canceled and I guess the University policy in the dream is to attend a different class. I'm semi-lucid because I sat next to this full-figured girl not doing anything then realized I was dreaming and started flirting/kissing her. I decide to leave the room and find Jocey. She's right down the hall and I take her to a bathroom to screw. We hear people coming in and we're trying to be quite. I then felt like I had to poop really bad. I woke up to go to the bathroom.

#4
Pre-February task

I'm not sure which dream this came after or if it was WILD that didn't last long. I'm in a hallway and there's these 2 fuzzy figures. I know I'm dreaming but feel like its not going to last long. I focus and ask one of the guys, "Tell me something about myself that I don't know" He was talking with the other guy when I said it but then said, "You mean about your lips?" I said, "What?" He said, "Your lips man, you need some chapstick." Then I woke up.

#5
Monk

I'm watching a movie with Jocey. There's a carriage train moving up a long mountain reaching the top where this large house lies. We see a young Brad Pitt with an automatic weapon. I'm now one of the silent monks entering in this nuns house. I see out the window as Brad Pitt murders another guy and throws him off the cliff. I'm then in a hot tub with monks and some other women and I see one of them has a needle near her side. I swap it with a harmless one and she then goes to kill my friend and then sticks it in herself. I wait awhile to build up suspense and then tell her she's not going to die. I seduce her in the hot tub saying that sex is worth living for.
It got dark and I don't remember fooling around anymore, I think I was just sitting there. I see a swarm of bats cover the moon so it made a Yin-Yang! It was really cool and I wanted Jocey to be there. I think I called out her name or looked for a camera or something. Good times.

1/31/08

Had a few dreams about vacationing with Jocelyn but don't remember them in detail.

#1
Cards

Playing Texas Hold 'em and the card player from The L Word got a full house!

2/3/08

#1
The Bar

I'm at the bar with friends and Jamie is there and he buys some pizza's for the rest of us. I'm drinking something with rum in it and I think one of the bartenders or maybe the owner is doing some random karaoke. I see my parents walk in. I get up to give them hugs and they are walking really slowly. They grab a puppy and I say that its not mine but the bar owners. I walk them over to my group when I wake up.

#2
New Computer

My dad got a new computer and it's really sleek looking. It kinda looked like silver legs almost crossed. It plugged right into the wall and then there was a little desk with old monitor on it. I told him to update his monitor. He kept moving it in this little long white hallway.

#3
Jimmy Vauhan

I somehow hear of a concert with Jimmy Vauhan. I think that its Stevie Ray Vauhan's little brother or something. I go to the church with Tony and some kid takes my seat. Another kid won't move his legs so I sit on them. There's some church talk and then I find out that Jimmy Vauhan is a wrestler. I leave. (Then something with bunk beds and Steve's mom telling us that its lights out?)

2/4/08

#1
Renaissance Horse

I'm in an apartment room and getting up for the day. The news is on t.v. and it's showing stuff about the renaissance festival. The end of the program says that someone left their horses at the festival. OH NO! Jocelyn and I took her horse and now looking at our trailer we realize that we left our horse. I think we only had an hour or so to take off so it was a real conundrum.

#2
Restaurant

Jocelyn is getting out of work at this restaurant. I think it's in an airport or similar. I grab a burger and forget to pay. I sit with Jocelyn and her boss...and Jim Carrey was there. I mention that I need to go pay for my burger and her boss says to not worry about it. I think she was about to go on a trip and was thanking her for her work. I talk to Jim Carrey because I saw him at the Super Bowl last night. I said that I saw him with Jenny McCarthy but he seemed mad because he was with a different girl at our table. He said that he also saw me at the Bucket List speech that he delivered to my high school. I don't recall that. \
Some old guys that worked the fries stopped the music and started talking. I was upset because I didn't care about what they had to say.

Nap

#1
Threats

I'm helping someone hitch an RV to the back of a truck and drive somewhere. He says it won't fit but we drive anyway. I'm driving backwards away from another car or other threat. I look one way and get confused an nearly hit the railing. My passenger, the guy buying whatever it is I'm selling (The RV?), tells me there's a curve coming up.
Something happens and the RV ends up in the lake but still attached to the truck by the rope/line. The guy sortof laughs and I need to dangle off of this bridge to grab the line and pull it up. I'm hanging there as he pulls it up the rest of the way and I DON"T FEEL SAFE. I'm trying to remain calm and casual and I tell him that I think that drowning would be the worst way to go...at least if you drowned in a popular tourist spot or something like that.
He offers me his hand and pulls me back to the 'safe' bridge.

There's a man on a chair with 2 snakes around his shoulders and arms. He has an assistant/executioner person who grabs people from this line and sets them in front of this snake man. They are asked to commit some kind of sin and when they refuse they are killed by the snakes. The next man in line comes up and they tell him to molest the dead man in front of him, he refuses and is killed.

I'm standing next to this display and there are some snakes around me. One is near my foot and I think I try kicking it away and it latches onto my shoelace. Then they start to gang up on me near my face and hands. I put my hands in my sleeves and thought that a snakebite/attack would be a bad way to die as well.

I woke up feeling like I had my hands pulled up in my sleeves.

2/05/08

#1
Host

I'm hosting a bowling party. I needed to do something in order to get everyone on one lane. Maybe paperwork. In my hand I had the ticket to get into the Britney Spears concert but I was 2 hours early and didn't want to go anyway.

#2
Retrieval

I'm working on my professor's computer (TT) and came across some porn, I think there were some girls in his office too. Jocelyn is there with me and I remember that I forgot something in some random person's yard. We go but she's acting really strange. Apparently she's being so cautious because she didn't save someone in the past when she could of and she's full of regret.

#3
Cleaning

I'm cleaning in Ryan's apartment, doing some laundry. Cecelia has a sign that says "my junk is art"?

#4
Jungle Tour

I'm going through the jungle barefoot with a tour guide. I see a whole wall/vines full of these exotic mushrooms. Next I see a bunch of ants that I try to avoid and then these really big spiders that kinda look like starfish. I turn another corner and see Shutes/Dino egg/Yoshi??

#5
Church

Go to a little shack/food shack and there's a few rows of
backless benches and I sit with my mom to listen to the church
sermon. I'm thinking the whole time about how what they're
teaching relates to psychological functions, ie Jung. I tell
her that I have to go and walk down the dirt shoulder of the
road with my dog. She runs out a bit and a guy in a car tells
me to get her on a leash. I have it but didn't realize that It
was in my left hand. I grab her and hook her up to the leash
and continue walking down the road.</pre>