I was swimming in a pool. There were several other people in nearby lanes. All of a sudden, I looked up and saw a mountain lion staring at me from the other end of the pool. It stood there, hunched down for a moment, then leaped into the pool and started swimming forward. I moved over several lanes to get out of the way. It started swimming laps. I decided to get out a few minutes later. I remembered some vague idea that getting out of the pool was when the mountain lion would be most likely to attack, so I looked around to figure out where it was. I couldn't see it anywhere. It had vanished. This was not exactly reassuring, but I very carefully got out of the pool and grabbed my towel. I decided I was acting too scared, and remembered that mountain lions will attack what looks like prey. I stood up straighter and even went into Qi Gong stance. That made me feel more secure; I thought that the mountain lion would somehow be able to sense that Qi Gong makes me more grounded.
I went into a building where a friend was (who had also just gotten out of the pool). We talked about the mountain lion briefly. I mentioned the time, remembering that it was Friday and I would have Math class! My friend told me it was 11:00, and I relaxed, saying, "Oh, we have plenty of time. My math class doesn't start until just after 12." Then I became convinced it was actually Wednesday, and my friend said it was actually 8:10. I freaked out, realizing that my Oceanography lab class was starting right then! I ran off, and my friend walked away in the opposite direction to some other class. I became confused as to the day of the week again. I ran after my friend and announced that it was actually Thursday, so I had until 9:45. My friend said, "Well that's great, but it's 1:00."
I ran to whatever class I thought I had to go to at that point in time, knowing I had missed at least half of it. I ran into what I had been thinking would be English class, but which was actually an orchestra class (it wasn't either of the orchestras I'm in in waking life). Luckily I was finally "in the right place", if not at the right time, and I looked around. The room was set up with five or six rows of tables, where people had their instrument cases. Each table had a board attached in front of it, looking like it was there to block people's view slightly of the row in front of them. Everyone was standing and looking nervous. I took a spot on the right side of the class where my fellow violinists were. There was a short line of people at the front of the class, and each person was playing a short piece of music in front of someone sitting in a chair with a clipboard. I gathered that this was a sight reading test for seating, and I thought maybe I could just join the row closest to me. Everyone in that row had the same piece of music and it looked easy enough...but I was still too confused as to what was going on, and figured I should check in with the teacher for whatever assignments were necessary.
I walked to the other side of the room. It was my violin teacher! "Oh, you're late." she said loudly. "We'll let that pass since you're [my waking life name]." (As a side note, I had the sense that I was going to be the soloist, hence the allusion to me being somehow different and the fact that people were glaring at me.) I felt the need to explain why I was late anyways. "I got confused about what day of the week it is. First I thought it was Friday, then I thought it was Wednesday...and then I remembered it was actually Thursday." A few people nodded tolerantly.
I looked at the next group of people waiting to be tested. They had that "deer in the headlights" look. They had to play "Ode to Joy". It was such a simple version that I had to force myself not to roll my eyes. When they were almost finished, I stood in line, and someone handed me a piece of music. I looked at it and saw that it was unfamiliar and very...well, hard. There was a middle-aged man in front of me who was apparently the only other person being tested on that piece. Right before he was supposed to play, he threw the music down, screamed "I can't do this!" and ran out of the room. I put the music on the stand, unconcerned, and started trying to play the notes. I didn't think I was doing it right at first, but no one was holding their ears, so I kept going.
***
My parents and I were eating at a Wendy's, and for some reason my English teacher was there. I was surprised to see her, and I introduced her to my parents.
***
I was walking through a park on a nice windy day. Then some people came with a video camera and told me I was going to be part of a commercial. They said to just stand there and smile and that the words for the commercial would be dubbed in later. They placed the camera in front of me, along with a screen that showed what it was recording, and walked away. Confused, I stood in front of the camera and smiled. After a couple of minutes, I started glancing around nervously, wondering why it was such a long commercial and what exactly they were going to dub in. I stared at myself on the screen for a while. In the distance behind me, I saw a guy with two boys walking by. He suddenly noticed the camera, put his hands on the back of both the boys' heads, shoved their heads down, then tried to sneak away like that while staring at the ground. In the meantime the people making the commercial still hadn't shown up. There was no sound in the park except for the wind. Very odd.
***
I was in the living room of my house. I had just closed the screen door, and I sat down at the computer. I started working on a group project for school (I was apparently communicating with the other members of the group virtually). It could only be done on Windows, so I was very annoyed. I opened up the special little program. It had three tabs there, and I flipped between them out of boredom. I thought that at least the project was looking good, even if we weren't anywhere near done with it; One tab had the start of a video, another had bits of a presentation, and the last one was a behind-the-scenes assembly area. The presentation area had what looked like a computerized child's drawing of mountains, which made me a bit confused. One of my group members had just put a picture of a flying saucer into the assembly area. For some reason this made more sense. I clicked on the video to see what we had so far. I "went into" the scene in the video (which happens often in dreams). The spaceship was hovering nearby, and some guy was getting beamed up. A second guy was standing a few feet behind him. He was trying to stop the abduction, as he supposedly had the ability to control whatever energy powered the spaceship. He failed, and the first guy got abducted.
I was then in the spaceship. I saw small ovals of bright red light shining on the floor, circling out from the center of the saucer. The abducted guy was there, laughing, saying the aliens had "detected that he was far from home and decided to take him back there." He yelled to no one in particular that he'd been on a road trip and didn't want to be back home! I was now the one with the ability to control the energy (the blue or red lights which were all over the spaceship), and the guy told me to "turn this thing around!" I wasn't entirely sure how to do that. I decided to try...affirmations, I think it's called. I got out a piece of paper and started writing over and over something like, "I can control the energy of this spaceship. I will make it go back to where it was before." Then the pen started running out of ink. I considered grabbing a new one but decided it would break my concentration. I started writing, "This pen will work now" over and over. The only problem was that the act of writing in itself was rather difficult. Disgusted, I threw the pen off to the side and grabbed a new one. I started in again on my original task, but it was too late because we had just reached our destination.
I got off the spaceship with my cat Pascal (who had been on the spaceship too, for some reason). We'd just been dropped off at my house, which had a classroom in the center of it for some reason. I wandered into the classroom while carrying my cat. It was Spanish class (I don't even take Spanish in waking life). I got the information that the aliens had found out that Pascal wanted to learn Spanish, demanded that the school not discriminate against him because he was a cat, and made them allow him into the class. I got the impression that these aliens were very well meaning and even had a bit of authority, but that they really didn't know anything about humans. I looked around for a place to sit and an empty chair for Pascal. I was told, "The cat can sit in the corner of the room. We've put a table there so he won't feel...underprivileged." Pascal was placed on the table in the dark corner of the room. He curled his paws underneath him and stared at the floor. His initial kittenish enthusiasm for learning Spanish seemed somewhat diminished. I was a bit mad at the school authorities, but I wasn't sure how exactly I would argue with them without bringing the aliens' telepathic powers into it. I pet my kitty and tried to reassure him.
I took a seat and class started. The subject was actually English, not Spanish, but I didn't notice at the time. Also, it was taught by my oceanography teacher, not my English teacher. At any rate, there was something about a book which most of my classmates seemed to have. I wondered if it was required, since the teacher was referring to it for grammer, but I hadn't seen anything requiring that book... The teacher began chanting about sentence structure; it was like a little poem itself, and it was really familiar to me. I looked over at my neighbor's book, trying to find it, then decided maybe I'd look it up later. There was a piano playing in accompaniment to the chant thing...I thought maybe my mom was playing. I now recognized the tune as Fiocco Allegro! Then class was over. I told the teacher about how my waking life was going well, but I was having all kinds of crazy dreams! (I told her some of the previous fragments). She said, "Oh, that's terrible to have dreams like that when things are going well."
I said, "Not really. Actually it's better that way."
Another girl pipped up, "It's true! It's worse to have nightmares when things are going badly!"
Someone made an announcement about free Neopolitan ice cream samples. We all packed up our things and I headed over to the other side of the room where people were crowding around the ice cream. I grabbed a sample also. It was in a paper cup, and I somehow was eating it without a spoon. I noticed that the colors were not the traditional colors. I walked over to where Pascal was. He was curled up into a ball, and he had fallen asleep. He sniffed the ice cream and decided he didn't want any. I didn't blame him. It tasted funny.
***
I was out in front of my house. Pascal was sitting there, looking happy. I got the information that he was satisfied that he could now understand people speaking Spanish.
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