Hi all. Found this site online to have a place to write down this craziness.

Only remember the very last few seconds of my one from yesterday. I'm falling...maybe pushed...down a hole face up and a ton of big spiders are landing on my head only I don't feel the spiders just a weight on my face. After that I'm pretty sure I wake up but I say pretty sure because I have the red afterimage like when staring at the sun too long of a bunch of spiders with my eyes closed that takes a few seconds to fade.

Today

I'm with a couple of other guys and we decide to go into business together. Forget doing what. There's this big montage of buying all the related stuff and setting stuff up. The main guy that introduced the idea is seen at the bank during this montage. Some craziness happens that I forget and for whatever reason the business is ruined before it even gets off the ground.
The main guy walks over to a door in the back, unlocks it and shows us how he prepared a backup plan for a mobile hair salon and he even throws on a womans wig to help sell the idea to us. The rest of us are struck between speechless and busting a gut laughing for a few seconds. Eventually we all decide what the hell. We decided we'd go places where we'd see some sights along the way and only do it for a year. Basically ends there.

Also Today
Takes place in someones top secret underground bunker. I'm the body of some woman who's job is field communications for a super hero team maybe.
The autobots break in and chaos ensues. I only remember Optimus and name might be Rollcage. I end up getting punched by Rollcage and it's like everyone stops and looks on at sheer horror and even Rollcage realizes I might not been able to take that punch ofter all. Optimus, stand up guy that he is, is horrified of what happened, says something along those lines and orders all the autobots out of the compound. Never do find out their reason for being there.

View back to me and I'm not on the ground anymore. I've crawled to the medlab. Still in one piece but realizing that's the closest call I've ever had while being in the position I'm in. I have a talk to someone telling them that I can't do this job while I'm the way I am. I decide the only way I can continue to do this job is to down some super hero serum which we just happen to have stored away. It's kinda funny in how the stuff looked like hair gel and said all the benefits of drinking it on the container. Super Strength! Tougher Body! That sort of thing. I down it and my hole body begins to tingle. Don't feel...better...but clearly some changes are taking place from the whole body wierdness I'm experiencing. I think that's where I wake up.

As an aside...granted I've been reading a lot of comics of late and even had a few super hero themed dreams before today. Same as when I play too much Everquest or World of Warcraft. Those creep into my dreams too. Just no idea wtf the autobots fit in. No recent exposure to them at all outside of reading about the All Hail Megatron storyline the transformers comics are having soon.