Well this is mainly to motivate me to better my dream recall. Here's one I just had, but I'll add my other recorded ones when I get the chance.

4th May 2008
Quite a long dream. Starts off at dads place, where the cop next door asks if I'd like to see his AWP. I say I would, and he brings it over in several packages, including a suit. I forget what happens now, but we go for a drive and take it to dads place. (Yes I'm aware that this makes no sense.) And when we get there there's someone stealing our stuff. We wait out the front and I call the police. The people inside see us but just continue. There's two but I can only see one, a middle aged chinese lady. They drive off in a small grey hatchback. I tell mum that I'm going to chase them to get her stuff back (Even though it's dads house) and grab my bike and ride after them. I see them heading towards me on another lane, and I ride up a slope to get behind them. We go over a crest and I can't see them. I follow to where I think they went, which turns out to be a dead end. I jump over some kind of gap and hit my face on a tree. I land in the tree and start playing with my laser. I accidently shine it down, onto the lady that stole our stuff. She has a backpack on. I tackle her to the ground as she tries to run away. Then her younger helper grabs me by the foot and drags me off her. I try to tackle her but fail. She's too strong. Eventually I get her head on the ground (This is rather rough D: ) and put her hands above her head. Her neck keeps cracking and I tell some random guy that happens to be next to me to hold her neck. Stupid dream character can't do it. So I'm holding the girl to the floor with my knees while trying to get the backpack from the older chinese woman. All of this is now happening inside our old house, at the top of the stairs. The older woman has somehow stopped existing. And I know that she hasn't just run away. I sort through the backpack and find a few of my tshirts and some socks. I look down to the younger girl and realise that she is now unconcious and... erm... debate taking her into my room and *cough* raping her. This part was a little weird. I was more aware, and I thought I was awake. I went into my room and pretended to rape the girl, because I knew that it was just a dream and that no such girl existed. Then I called my mum and told her I'd found them and I wanted to be picked up.

And for the record, I would never NEVER rape someone. It just happened to be something I read about before I went to bed.