TJ's soooo Dreamy

TJ's Dream Funhouse

So here it is. I need motivation to start keeping keep my dream journal again and this seems to be the perfect way to do it. So you guys will be able to read the good, bad, crazy,sexy, and downright embarrassing things that happen in my own little dream world.

Normal, non-lucid, nothing special, parts of my dream will be in the typical black.

Lucid parts of my dreams will be this nice navy color and will be bolded.

All things scary and disturbing will be put in this lovely green.



I will most likely be updating every 2 days or so, depending on how many dreams I can recall each night. Therefore, discuss and let me know what's rolling through your head as you read what's goes on when I'm asleep.:okbyenow:

Short and Sweet

I was hanging with a friend at my parent's house and we are talking, not entirely sure what about. She asks me something about my girlfriend and I stop her midway and kiss her. This is odd, because this is something I would never do in real life.

My Opinion:Although, my friend was an attractive girl, I would never kiss her, whether or not I had a girlfriend. We have too much of a history and it would just be weird. Interesting little dream though.

Woodland Critters

I was being chased through the woods by something, not sure exactly what, but it wasn't really a horror feeling. It was more of an excitement type of feeling. Then the 1 thing, honestly can't remember what it was or looked like, turned into several things and the process starting over again. I was just trying to get away. At one point, I ended up at a house with some guy I didn't know. We started talking and the dream ended.

My Opinion: This dream was just stupid. It made absolutely no sense, because I wasn't scared at all. I was just randomly running through the woods away from something I probably only saw once the entire dream. Then I end up at some dude's house and we talk for probably only a moment before the dream ended.

Scam Artist

Somebody showed up at my door to return a cell phone my parents had lost. He asked for $10 as a reward, so I decided to get the money for him. As, I was getting the money, he started stealing serial numbers off items and got in my wallet and got the numbers off my social security and credit cards. I saw what he was doing and starting chasing him, trying to catch him. We ended up taking the chase outside and with help from someone else(I don't know who) I caught up to the guy and proceeded to teach him a lesson. The dream ended after that I believe.

My Opinion:I've actually had my identity stolen in real life, so this isn't a completely surprising dream to me. Although, I never did actually catch the guy who stole my information and then proceeded to kick the shit out of him. I really wish I could though.

Close Encounters

The dream started out with me fighting aliens, but they weren't your typical type of aliens. They looked like monsters with long faces, but my head tells me they were aliens, so that's what I'm sticking to. Whatever. Anyway, all of a sudden I become lucid. I was pretty excited and looked at my head for a reality check just to make sure. Sure enough, my hand melted and looked funny so I decided to try and experiment and try to wish myself to the beach. Unfortunately, after trying a few times, it doesn't work. By this point I'm getting frustrated and I decided to try and fly. I walk up to a nearby cliff and jump off. I didn't exactly fall, but I didn't fly either. I was kind of just hovering downward slowly. I am afraid of heights, so I start to panic a little when I look down. The dream starts to go black. I tried to recover it by spinning, but I couldn't. Well, I then proceed to experience a false awakening. I was laying in bed and saw my buddy's girlfriend next to me. Ackward! Anyway, I immediately realized I was still dreaming. And being the good friend that I am, I tried to mack it with my buddy's girl(because to be honest, she is fine as hell), but my mind said no, not happening. I passed right through her and woke up. :(

My Opinion:This was really unique to me, not because of the aliens, but because of the length of the lucid dream. This was probably one of the longer lasting lucid dreams I've had. I'd say from the point I initially became lucid to the very end, it felt like a good 20 minutes. I think ultimately what made the dream fade was mixture of my frustration and fear from not being able to shift scenery and fly. Plus, I was absolutely pissed when I just passed through my friend's girl. Oh well, it happens.

Beauty

This dream actually happening hours before I wrote the entry in my journal, so I'm probably missing a lot. I guess I was too lazy to wake up and write at the time that it happened. Anyway, I'm not sure what I was dreaming about, but I do know I was in my house and I suddenly became lucid for the third time that same night(lucky night for me). Thinking about what had happened in earlier dreams, I decided to play it safe and keep my cool. I was just kind of walking around my house, nothing special, and for fun decided to walk through the front door without opening it. The first time I tried it, I walked straight into the wooden door and fell on ass. I was like, okay... So I moved back a couple of steps and full out sprinted at the door. Sure enough, I faded right through it. I was now outside on my front porch. It was early morning outside and no cars were on the road and no other people were around. Everything was absolutely beautiful, the grass was brilliant color of shining blue and the sun was absolutely gorgeous. I just stood there absolutely stunned at what I was seeing. I just stood there and looked around until the dream ended.

My opinions: This was probably one of the most amazing lucid dreams I've ever had. I was pretty lucid when I was in the house. I was aware I was dreaming and knew what was going on, but it had that dream haze about it in my memory. It's hard to describe. But, the minute I was outside and saw the grass and sun, I was 100% there. It was like being in real life. I never experienced such clarity in a dream. I really wish I would have taken advantage of being so clear, but I was so amazed by what I was seeing and knowing that I was dreaming and everything felt so real. Truly a memorable experience.

Random

This was a pretty long dream and I can only remember certain portions of it. I was building a dam in a creek. I know where the creek actually is in real-life and I never go there. I then leave the creek and proceed to learn a new jogging route from a bear that runs on two legs. :shock: We end up at my dad's house. My dad then asks me to move all the cars in the driveway as close together as possible. And for some reason, I walk right past the cars, across the road and to the mailboxes. I grab the one mailbox and put it inside the other mailbox. I walk back inside and sit down at my computer and starting messaging someone online. The dream then ended.

My Opinion:Didn't really make much sense, just a bunch of random different things. The bear was probably the most interesting part of the dream.

City Girls are Sexy

I was dreaming I was driving in Pittsburgh.(I use to live there) I pull into a parking garage and all of the sudden the parking garage collapses. I was pretty panicky, because I hate heights and falling is one of my fears. When the car lands in all the gravel, I realize I'm fine and this triggered me to become lucid. The dream started to fade almost immediately. I began to spin to try to get it to recover and it actually worked for once. But, I was in a completely different place now. I was in a room and there was this middle-aged woman just lying on the bed looking at me. I knew what she wanted, but older women aren't my type, so I closed my eyes, imagined someone more attractive and opened them and the girl I had imagined was on the bed now. We proceeded to take it from there.It seems like shortly after I changed her into the younger girl, I lost lucidity. About half way through sex:banana:, she ended up biting my neck and I woke up.

My Opinon: It was cool I ended up having a lucid dream and all, but I honestly wasn't very lucid. I knew I was dreaming, but the control just didn't seem to be there. Two aspects were really cool to me though. The first being, the spinning technique actually worked for me for once. The second, I changed the older woman into a younger woman. I've never actually been able to do something like that before.

Bunny Warfare

The humans were in a war with bunnies. I was a traitor who was helping the bunnies, however near the end of the dream, I was working with the humans and we defeated and captured all the bunnies. It made me really sad in the dream.

My Opinion:What the hell? I don't know what brought this dream on. Maybe I had some bad fish or something the night before. I could barely read my journal entry I have on paper, so I assume I was still half asleep when I wrote it. Nonetheless, it was just one those dreams that makes you say, "What the f*ck?"

Shrooms

I dreamt about doing mushrooms in school. They were given out by the teacher. It gave me this drunk kind of feeling and all of the sudden Brian the dog from Family Guy was there. Brian and I were going to drive to the supermarket to buy some orange juice, but then I woke up.

My Opinion:This dream was very short and didn't mark any sense at all. I've been out of school for 3 years now and I've never done shrooms, so I don't really know where that came from. Adding Brian was a cool touch though.

Girl, Brother, and Spiderman

I was going on a date with this girl and we were standing in my front yard. I was also babysitting my little brother who had stitches and a scar on his head for some reason. The girl was really cute, blonde hair, cute figure, etc. She was sitting on top of her car(Oldsmobile, if it matters). I was trying to play it smooth and get the mack on, but she didn't want that. :( Anyway, the dream shifted. It was now night time and my brother suddenly darted across the road back and forth with cars flying by on both ways. I try to get him to come back, but he isn't listening. I then try to catch him, but he is moving extremely fast(like superhuman fast), so I can't catch him. The next part is really weird. The dream shifts again. Now I'm wearing the black spiderman suit? I was trying to get it off, just like in the movie, it was pulling off slowly like tar. The girl and my brother are watching me with "wtf" looks on their faces. I finally get it off and the dream shifts again. I'm now high up in the city with the stupid suit on again. I try to get it off and end up falling off a building and waking up.

My Opinion:Started off as a pretty typical dream. Cute girl, little brother, whatever. Then the spiderman part kind of just blew that away. Just one of those weird dreams i guess. I wish I could have macked it with the girl though, she was pretty fine for being dream girl. :boogie: