Hahaha- I love how you just ignored such a horrific scene!Quote:
Originally Posted by KingYoshi
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Hahaha- I love how you just ignored such a horrific scene!Quote:
Originally Posted by KingYoshi
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Yeah, so these past few weeks have probably been the most hectic of my life, lol. I'm way behind on updating my DJ, but I have been writing my dreams down for this month. I'm currently on a trip that I have limited internet access, so I'll do my best to update my DJ. I was doing so well before too :(. I should be back home in another week or two though, so hopefully then I will be back to updating everyday.
November 8, 2009
Lucid Dream 134: Just Plain Craziness
around 12:30am
WILD
Category - WTF/Random
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I used WBTB paired with my technique and hit SP very quickly (within like 3 minutes at most). I had some brief HI of care bears, stars, and strobe light-like flashes. I eventually sat up and noticed I was in the middle of a city street. I was in a large city that I didn't recognize at the time, but I now believe it to be New York. I just stood there for a second thinking, "Well the middle of a busy city street is definately one of the strangest places I have ever transition too." I laughed at my own crazy mind for a moment and took off running down the middle of the street. There were car horns blowing all around me and many DCs gave me the 'ol middle finger, but I didn't give a sh**, I was having too much fun dodging the oncoming traffic.
Finally I sprinted through an intersection and got pegged by a taxi. I (unrealistically) was knocked through the air (about 20 feet high, lol) and slammed into the side of a sky scraper. I barreled through the wall and landed on some velvet carpet. It felt amazing, btw. I got up, leapt back out the hole I had created and flew down to the taxi. I jerked open his door and he pulled out a pistol. I quickly reached into my pocket, pulled out a knife, and slit his throat. Blood spewed in a cartoon-ish manner. It resembled a low budget horror film going for excess gore.
I then ran down the streets stabbing random DCs. Most let out cries of pain, but a few didn't even seem to notice I had stabbed them. I stabbed one old lady in the back and she didn't even flinch. She just kept walking down the street with a knife jammed in her back. I took it out of her back after watching this oddity for a few moments. I then began throwing the knife and splitting skulls just between the eyes. After a bit of pointless killing (which I believe was a first for me :P) I looked at the street and noticed it was covered in blood.
I walked into the nearest building and climbed a flight of steps. As I climbed, I looked up and noticed I was looking into the eyes of my ex-girlfriend. The scene must have changed at this time (I didn't notice it). We were outside at night on Virginia Tech's campus (the drill field to be exact). It was me, my ex, Mike D, Nicole, and my brother. I reached into my pocket, pulled out a bag of deep blue and purple weed, and lit it up. I was rocked on my first hit and decided to sit down and focus my attention on one spot before the dream become too unstabile. My ex sat on my lap and I began rubbing all over her naughty places (lol). After getting a nice blow and smoking my blunt, I got up and looked around for what I should do next.
Right here there was a crazy chain of strange events. I can't remember them all unfortunately, but I wrote down a good chunk of them from my memory. I saw Smokey the Bear holding, what appeared to be, a large gun. He gave me the finger and then turned toward one of the dorm buildings and fired his gun. It turned out it was a flamethrower instead of a gun. The building burst into a huge mess of flames. I began seeing angels swoop out of the air above the building. They glistened and were semi-transparent. There all wore long, white, elegant robes and had on glimmering halo hovering above their heads. There seemed to be only 1 female angel among them. They began swooping into the building and then exiting it while clutching the ghosts of the building's occupants. The clouds began swirling and a man suddenly dropped from the eye of the swirling clouds. It was Shang-Tsung from Mortal Kombat. He began stealing soles from the building as well. The angels and Shang-Tsung then engaged in a battle. Shang-Tsung finished off many of the angels before laughing and entering the clouds once again.
Suddenly, I noticed I was in a football stadium. Everyone seemed to be in panic and I noticed that there was a man in the middle of the field holding a gun to a womans head. He was demanding money and a chopper through a tye-dye mega phone. I imagined a sniper rifle in my hands, but nothing happened. I then began to look around. I found the rifle a few rows down and I grabbed it quickly. I looked through the scope and was about to shoot the guy in the head when I heard a familiar voice say, "Use the force Luke." It startled me, but I pulled my scope up again. The voice returned and said, "Trust the force." I then said out loud, "F*** the force!" I then lined up my head shot and blew the terrorists head clean off his shoulders. The guy walked over, picked up his head, and then put it back on his shoulders. He then shouted through the mega-phone, "You can't kill a ghost with a gun." I thought, "Oh yeah..." Me and the crowd began singing, "When theres something strange...in the neighborhood...who ya gonna call...GHOSTBUSTERS" Suddenly the ghost busters came running out onto the stadium. I awoke before anything else happened.
That was hilarious!! :lol: I wish crazy shit like that happened in my lucids!
November 11, 2009
Lucid Dream 135: Transfiguration
around 12:00am
DILD
Category - Exploration/Task(?)
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I was working at Target and I was stocking the shelves in the seasonal section. I overheard a guy from the adjacent aisle telling someone about lucid dreaming. I walked over to the aisle and saw the guy giving a few other people a tutorial on lucid dreaming. I could tell the guy hadn't been lucid dreaming for long by the way he was talking. After a good while the guy had finally finished telling my co-workers how to lucid dream. I said to myself, "WTF? He didn't even say anything about reality checks. If he would have mentioned them I could've became lucid like 20 minutes ago." I instantly became lucid.
I knew I had been in the dream a long time already and decided to just explore a bit. I walked down a few aisles looking at the strange products on the shelves. There were milk jugs sitting out on the shelves beside sex toys. There were strange rubberband hats and animals in cages all in the same section. I eventually ran into another guy and told him that we were lucid. He looked at me like I was crazy. I telepathically told him to perform a nose pinch RC. He then began breathing heavily out of his nose and flicking the tip of it. I laughed and showed him how to properly perform a nose pinch RC. He finally did it and got excited. He just kept RCing over and over for a few minutes when I finally asked him, "So, what should we do?" He then informed me that the task of the month was to perform transfiguration. I believed it at the time and we both walked outside of the store.
I looked around and saw a white car parked in the lot. I decided to change the white car into a snow leopard. I walked to the back of the car and began crushing/molding the car into a vague cat-like shape with my hands. I grabbed the hitch and pulled it until it became a tail. I shaped the tires into legs with black paws. I then formed the head of the cat out of the front of the car. I then performed a few touch-ups here and there and soon after, there was a solid white leopard laying on the ground in front of me. I then drew the spots/markings with my fingertips. The leopard now had the proper markings, but it had turned brown for some reason. I then wiped my hand across my vision and imagined the proper color. After my hand moved across my line of sight, there was a perfect snow leopard crouched in front of me. I bent down and petted the elegant beast for a few moments before I awoke from my dream.
First off, thanks everyone for visiting my Dream Journal. 20,000 views, yay!!! I hope you all are still enjoying it and I hope you will continue to visit this journal in the future! Again, thanks everyone!
November 14, 2009
Lucid Dream 136: Live, From Within the Mausoleum
around 1:00pm
WILD
Category - Task/WTF
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I just got home from work and was very tired. I decided to lay down immediately. After only a few moments I felt those familiar pulsing vibrations and prepared to WILD. After some interesting HI that consisted of floating balls of lava slamming into and melting objects (stars, chairs, each other), I completed my transition into a LD. I decided to just try and relax in this lucid. I got up off my bed, turned on the t.v., and then laid back down in front of it. Family Guy was on, but the screen size kept changing from small to big. It also moved around and even completely out of view sometimes. I changed the channel and there was a football game on. It was the Colts vs. the Crocs (yeah, I haven't a clue either, lol). The Colts were winning 72-12 in the third quarter. I laughed at this outrageous score. I watched the game for a moment and noticed the Colts were doing crazy ninja moves on the field. Reggie Wayne was performing triple front flips over defenders and catching passes with his feet. It was a very cool thing to watch. Suddenly, my t.v. shorted out and I decided to go do something else since I now felt energized.
I dove head first out of my back window and took flight. I flew over a couple mountains and I noticed I was approaching a large white structure. I flew lower and as I closed in I noticed it was the Mausoleum of Maussollos. I flew up and landed in front of it. It was much larger than I had first thought it to be. There were many statues placed all around it and many that seemed to be sticking out of the exterior walls. I walked around looking at the statues and saw one of Madusa, several elvish people, a merman, rudolph the red-nosed reindeer, a snowman, several mythical beast, and the Dallas Cowboys star. There were more, but that is all I can remember. I walked all the way around (which took nearly 15 minutes) and came back around to the entrance. I thought I saw a flash of lime green light come from the doorway. I looked at the dorrway more closely and I could see colorful lights flashing from the inside. I entered the Mausoleum and immediately heard loud disco music.
It was fairly dark around the edges of the massive room, but in the middle was a large wooden dance floor that was being lit up by a giant disco ball (at least 20 feet in diameter) and flashing colorful strobe lights. There were many people out on the dance floor and all of them were wearing authentic togas and laurel wreathes on their heads. There were men and women alike. I walked up to the closest guy and asked, "What exactly is going on here?" He replied, "Dude! This is a wicked spot for lucid toga parties don't you think?" I laughed and said, "Well...yeah...I suppose so." I then said, "Why disco?" He replied, "Dude, disco is the new thing man." I said, "New? What are you from the 70's?" He said, "Oh! You must be one of those future dreamers. What year is it where your from?" I told him it was almost 2010 in real life. He then told me that lucid dreamers are from all different time eras. He said that since we both were visiting the Maussolleum at the exact same time (even though he was in 1976 and I was 2009), we were there on the same day out of the year and the same time of the day, that we could run into people from the passed and future. He then told me that I had to put on a toga and he handed me one along with a laurel wreath. I put it on and he handed me a beer and a joint. I told him thanks.
He then introduced me to a guy from the year 2026. I asked him if lucid dreaming was very popular. He told me that it was much more popular than in my era. I asked him if weed was legal and he told me that it was legal in 34 of the fifty states. He also informed me that Virginia was the main anti-legalization state and that they would likely never legalize it. I replied, "Pffft, It f***'n figures. Virginia laws suck." I then asked him if Tony Romo had won any Super Bowls. He smiled and said, "He is in the Hall of Fame, but I think i'll let you find out for yourself if he won any Super Bowls." I was drawing blanks and couldn't think of any more questions to ask him. Plus, the joint was making me feel very weird.
I suddenly saw several things I hadn't noticed before. There was a smiling polar bear out on the dance floor. He was wearing one roller blade and spinning in a circle keeping his bare foot in one spot on the floor, but rotated it as he spun. I then noticed it was dancing with another polar bear who had no skates on, but seemed to float off the ground every few moments. There were also several cartoon people dancing on the floor. Each of them seemed to be doing some strange and unique dance. The guy from '76 walked up to me and said, "So, you seeing some sh** yet?" I said, "Yeah, actually. How did you know?" He casually said, "How did I know? You always see shit when you smoke LSD laced weed." I laughed and took another hit. Suddenly the disco ball seperated into about 30 smaller disco balls and they floated all around the room. I noticed most everybody was smoking and half the people were naked or damn near close to being naked. After a bit more smoking and seeing crazy shit that I no longer remember, I awoke from the dream.
Lucid Task of the Year Complete
HAHA! 72-12? That's pretty damn funny.
Haha I love your dreams, it's amazing how much detail you remember. Congrats on completing the task of the year. :bravo:
Thanks and I am glad you enjoy them!
I haven't written down any of my LDs all this month (December), but I will be back in full swing for the new year! I also have a few November dreams that still need to be typed up :P!
January 4, 2010
Lucid Dream 137: Sliders
around 5:00am
DILD
Category - WTF
http://www.goldfries.com/images/digi...sure_falls.jpg
I was in high school again except it seemed to be a present date/50's hybrid era. Kind of hard to explain. Everyone had on present day fashion, but everyone carried themselves (acted) as if it were the 50's. I was wearing a leather jacket that looked similar to one of the T-Bird jackets from the movie "Grease."
I walked down the hall and several other fellow leather wearers joined me. We all began snapping in rythm and singing a song about our gang. I can't remember the words, but we called ourselves "The Sliders." We apparently could all slide across the floor at a "running-speed." Many of the girls in the school had old school hair doos and there was even one or two girls with bubble gum colored hair. I walked up to, and began talking to a very sexy brunette. I talked for a minute and was about to make a move when one of the other guys slapped me on the back and said, "Come on man. We have to slide!" I then put on some dark sunglasses and told the girl, "Until next time." I then winked at her and dive-turned into a face first slide.
Me and a few other guys began sliding all around the high school. We knocked over nerdy looking students, kicked up wind under girls long skirts, tied peoples shoes together within an instant and entered the cafeteria. I immediately became lucid for no reason.
I decided to just stick with the dream plot. I looked at the 3 other sliders and they all told me a type of drink they wanted. I then slid up sneakily to the large cooler in the cafeteria and stole 4 drinks. I grabbed myself a blue mountain dew. We then slid around the halls for a bit more and I entered the gym. We began slide racing each other and I won with help from my lucidity every time. I then began acting like the king of the school or rather the most popular kid in school. I was hitting on and kissing all the girls and then began playing basketball using my slides to dominate. I did some other things that I can no longer remember. I awoke sometime later.
January 7, 2010
Lucid Dream 138: The Social Links
around 5:00am
DILD
Category - Exploration/Romance
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I was in my old elementary school. I was eating lunch with some of my friends and I realized that I shouldn't be in the elementary school. I immediately became lucid.
I got up and walked into the serving area. I began eating some of the different food items that were available. They all looked like prison food to be honest. The taste resembled oatmeal. Suddenly a couple asian chicks walked up from behind me and covered my eyes with their hands. They said, "Guess who?" I thought for a second and said, "Yukari and.....Mitsuru!" They laughed and removed their hands. Yukari smiled and said, "How did you know?" I replied, "How could I not?" I then put my arms around both of them and we walked back to the sitting area. Yukari and Mitsuru are characters from the video game, Persona 3, btw. They are the two pictured above.
We sat at the lunch table and Yukari ducked her head under and began blowing me. Mitsuru began kissing my neck. Suddenly, I heard a chime and a symbol popped out of the air. It said, "Social Link Discovered." I suddenly felt a power stir within my body. Yukari raised her head up and met my eyes. She asked, "Are we going to Tartarus today?" I thought, "Hmm, that would be interesting." I told them that I would think about it.
I then took flight and began flying around the cafeteria. I started grabbing peoples trays and dropping them on unsuspecting students. Many shouted, a few cried, and some didn't even seem to notice the hard plastic trays filled with various food items smashing over their heads. I then began pissing while flying over people. One chick got pissed and leapt high into the air. She grabbed my junk and jerked me down to the ground.
She was yelling and cussing me while clamping tightly onto my shaft. I looked at her and gazed deep into her eyes. It was my high school spanish teacher's daughter. I told her, with telepathy, to go ahead and hit her knees. She began blowing me as another sound went off and another social link was created. I awoke from the dream shortly after.
ROFLMAO pissing on them? really? zany, but I'm glad to see you posting again man.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingYoshi
Lol, yeah it was pretty weird. I've still been LDing, but I haven't been writing shit down and been pretty busy. Trying my best to get caught up with January's dreams before January actually ends.
January 9, 2010
Lucid Dream 139: Something Sinister Lurks
around 2:00am
WILD
Category - Horror/WTF
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I awoke around 2:00am for no apparent reason and immediately closed my eyes to go back to sleep. I felt a sudden rush and SP set in. I got an incredibly eerie feeling almost instantly. Even more so than usual. I actually contemplated whether I should force myself awake or carry on with the WILD. I decided to just carry on with my WILD.
I began to hear whispers all around me. I remained as calm as possible, but the whispers kept getting louder and louder. My heart began to beat so hard that I thought it may explode. Sure enough, I look down and see my chest explode. Blood flew all over my room and I was officially freaked the fuck out.
I jumped up, knowing I had completed the transition, and tried to calm myself a bit. I heard someone running behind me. I quickly turned around and saw a small girl running toward me. She was dirty and very pale. She picked up her pace and was soon sprinting at me and laughing. I reached into my pocket and tried to pull out a gun. Instead I pulled out an ancient-looking camera. The girl was now a foot away from me and she seemed to be semi-transparent. She opened her mouth and her jaw stretched abnormally large. I heard an ear piercing scream as I quickly raised the camera and took a picture. The girl vanished leaving behind a paranormal cloud of dust that soon faded.
I smiled and thought to myself, "This is bad ass!" I saw a two more ghosts climbing into the room (which was now unfamiliar and resembled a large abandoned barn house). I shot eacvh ghost with a few pictures and killed them off. The camera began making noises and four photos popped out of the camera. I looked at them with great interest. The first was the little girl from the beginning. Her mouth was stretched wide open and her face nearly took up the entire frame. The second photo showed the room I was in and two orbs which I assumed were the other two ghosts. The third photo was blank and the fourth and final photo showed a polar bear. I laughed to myself and thought, "WTF?"
Suddenly I hear a loud bang at the door behind me. It didn't really scare me because I had known it was going to happen a split second before it did. I turned around and saw the door was bowing out and the hinges were popping out of the wall. With one more loud "BOOM" the door flew off the hinges, slammed against the wall behind me, and shattered into thousands of small wood chips. I was now standing in front of a sinister looking polar bear (ghost) with glowing red eyes and silver blood trickling from its mouth. I raised my camera, but the bear jetted from its standing position and soared around the rafters. I snapped a couple shots, but none were clean hits. I then took flight as well. The bear smacked me with its massive paws a few times, knocking me back to the floor. Each time I got back up and took flight once again. Finally I nailed it with a clean shot just as it pulled out of a nose dive. The bear vanished and I heard the sound of a door unlocking.
I got very excited by this (it was so much like a live video game that I about blew a load all over myself...just kidding). In my rush of excitement the dream started to fade. I quickly entered a full body spin and managed to keep the dream going. I was back in the large room, but now there were several doors along the walls that hadn't been there before. I walked up to the closest one, my heart pumping with excitement, and opened the door. BAM! I was now sitting in my bed.
I cursed loudly and threw my pillow. I had only managed to extend the dream a few moments. I stood up and began walking up my stairs. At the top of the steps I saw the transparent sillouette of a decaying man. My heart skipped a beat and I awoke once again in my bed. This time I was actually awake and I knew that I had just had a false awakening. I quickly glanced at the top of the stairs and, of course, saw nothing. Breathing heavy and wiping sweat off my brow, I thought for a second and said aloud, "WTF!"
January 13, 2010
Lucid Dream 140: Pride and Dishonor
around 2:00pm
DILD
Category - WTF
http://www.hobbylinc.com/gr/fxs/fxs78194.jpg
So, this dream is probably my favorite to date. Truly epic and a ton of fun. I remembered a ton of detail and hope you guys like it as well.
I was walking along a cobblestone street in a large city. There weren't any cars and all the buildings seemed to be made of stone (it reminded me of a "Lord of the Rings" type city). There was a river that ran through the middle of the city. Each side was connected by small arching bridges (about 20 yards long). One side, the side I was walking on, had many small buildings that looked like shops, storage buildings, and small houses. On the other side was a large castle-like fortress. I wasn't a human either...I was a lion. In fact, the whole city seemed to be run by lions. The richly dressed lions all walked upright and wore expensive/fancy clothing and jewelry. Everyone else walked on all fours and wore normal street clothes. I was walking on all fours and passed several "nobles" (the richly dressed lions) on my walk toward the city limits. I was looking for someone I was suppose to be meeting.
I reached the city limits and saw that the city was surrounded by a large Savannah. It must have been in some sort of drought because the ground was dusty and all that I could see was dry yellow-ish brown grass scattered here and there. There were also a few desert climate-looking bushes around. A vulture flew down and landed beside me. He began to whisper to me.
He said, "The plan is in order. The resistance is ready to strike. Should I sound the alarm." I replied quickly in a whispering tone, "No, the King is not in his fortress. Our takeover will be futile without the King's head on our plates." The crow thought for a second and then spoke once agian, "Where is our informant?" I replied, "He is with the King's hunting party on the Savannah." A noble walked by and the crow began talking loudly in a casual tone as if we were in normal conversation. I can't remember what he said, something about the weather. Once the Noble passed he returned to a whisper. "Why don't we ambush the King now then?" I replied with a little aggrevation, "Attack the King on the Savannah? The very land he has owned, hunted, and battled for nearly 50 years. Have you forgotten he knows every cavern, underground tunnel, and hidden pass in the land? No, he shall be much easier to defeat once he is trapped within the confines of his living quarters." The crow bore a stupid expression for a few moments and then replied, "Ah, right you are."
After a few more moments and some more conversation that I can't remember, we spotted the hunting party traveling toward the city. We hid in the shadow of a nearby alley and watched them approach. Several steroid enhanced lions were dragging a large sled-like structure that held 20 or more zebra carcasses. The King's mouth dripped with blood as he led the party into the city. They passed us and I made eye contact with one of the young lions walking beside the King. He winked and I nodded back at him. My heart began beating hard and I thought to myself, "This is it!" I then turned toward the crow and said, "Now is the time. The King will be washing up while the hunting party (his inner circle), prepares for the traditional "Feast of the Nobles." Security will be low for an hour or so. Go sound the alarm and we shall end this today."
I bounded through the city on all fours and felt a strange feeling. I suddenly thought, "Wow, I should run on all fours more often. This is badass!" I immediately became lucid.
This dream plot was too cool to pass up, so I continued with it. I decided I should be looking for our informant. I walked down a back alley expecting to find him and sure enough, he was there. It was my friend Nathan, but he was also a lion. I just stared at him in awe for a few moments. It was truly one of the most amazing things I had ever saw. It was the most absolute perfect conversion of a person to an animal I had ever saw. It looked just like Nathan if he had been born a lion (if that makes any sense...kind of hard to explain :P). He told me that my brothers execution was scheduled for the beginning of the feast. He then smiled and said, "They have no idea what is coming." Again, I just stared for a few moments. The lion even smiled like Nathan. Finally, I told him that it was time. We both bounded down the street toward the fortress/palace. I heard a loud horn being blown and I looked into the sky. The crow was flying around the city sounding the alarm. Suddenly lion after lion came bounding out of the buildings and joined our charge. Soon there was a massive army of lions bounding toward the fortress.
I halted them at the front gate and decided it was a good time for an epic speech. I turned and said, "Brothers of the Pridelands! Today we have gathered to take back what is ours!......To take back the god given right of our freedom and our liberty!.......Too long we have lived under this disguised form of slavery!....Too long have the nobles spat on us with their self righteous rule!.....Today we rebuild our city!....Today we kill the evil of this land!.....Today we kill our King...,Today............we kill my father!" I looked around the crowd and saw teeth snarled, eyes wild with anger, and saliva dripping from the mouths of one hundred lions. I tilted my head back and shouted for "We...are...Africa!" I let out a bellowing roar and we all rammed through the gates of the fortress.
I began performing some crazy four-legged fighting moves as we fought our way to the palace doors. I was the first to bust through them and I bounded up the magnificent staircase. There was a massive gold/diamond chandelier in the entrance hall. I made it to the top of the stairs and looked back. There were many lions battling in the great hall. I saw flesh being ripped from the spine and lions devouring the fallen. I watched for a few moments realizing just how epic this dream was. I then rammed through the doors atop the steps. The King turned quickly and faced me. He looked furious and he snarled, "You!" I gave a sinister smile and said, "Hello father."
He spoke, "I thought I had already taken care of you...20 years ago." I have saw too many movies to screw this epic scene up, lol. I smiled again and began pacing around the room slowly. I began to talk in a cocky, yet calm, tone. "Funny isn't it?.... Your fear ultimately became your downfall." By this time the lions of the rebellion had gathered at the doorway and were all watching me and the king. They knew not to enter unless I commanded them to. The king's eyes flickered with panic, but then turned back to pure hate. He spoke, "What do you mean, 'my fear'?" I smiled and replied, "You grew so hungry with power that you became delusional. In fear of a mutiny or an assassination, you were to have me killed. You wanted to be king forever....Unfortunately for you...You made one critical mistake....You didn't do it yourself. 30 years of rule, but you were still weak. Still afraid to get your own hands dirty." I paused for a moment and turned to the other lions behind me. I then called for Nathan. He walked out of the crowd and join my side.
The King looked horrified and he spoke with a tremble in his voice, "Sir Nathan...y-you couldn't have. You were my best." Nathan laughed and spoke, "You ordered me to kill my long time friend. What did you expect?" The king now looked angry and said, "Tell me how." Nathan began to speak, "Well, I tried to convince the others to let Yoshi escape. Of course, being all over your dick and all, they declined and threatened my life on top of it. I simply winked at Yoshi just before the execution. He nodded and I quickly bit the rope that binded his legs in half. We then slaughtered your old royal guard and I hid Yoshi away until a rebellion was in order. It took longer than expected, Yoshi became addicted to crack for several years, but as you can see...it turned out better than we could have imagined." The king's eyes grew with hatred. He snarled his teeth and roared, "You both have dishonored royalty! Die traitors!" He grabbed a lantern that was sitting on his desk and hurled it at the doorway. A huge flame blocked the doorway and burned one of the spectating lions alive.
Now it was just me, Nathan, and the King. The others were separated by a great wall of fire, which the lions were apparently very afraid of, lol. We began fighting an epic fight. The King was a badass fighter, but there were two of us. The fight switched to third person view several times and allowed me to watch some of the epicness. After a while, I leapt on the Kings back and slammed his face onto the stone floor, shattering many of his front teeth causing his mouth the pour with blood. He spit blood out of his mouth and roared, "You will never defeat me!" He rolled me off him and then leapt toward me with devil-like features. I layed back on the floor and caught the king with all four paws. In one swift motion I pushed the king over my head and he was launched through the large window. I got up and looked out the window. The tower was a few hundred feet high and below was the river. It was pretty swift at this spot and I didn't see any signs of the King. I ordered everyone to go down and confirm a body. I followed them down, but woke up on my way to the river.
January 17, 2010
Lucid Dream 141: Frigid
around 10:00am
DILD
Category - Romance/Exploration
http://www.debeverett.com/thumbnails...CabinSmall.jpg
Me, my brother, Mike Ray (my cousin) and Liv Tyler were all in my car driving home from Las Vegas. We had finally gotten to Virginia and it was pouring snow. Me and Liv had apparently just gotten married. It was pouring snow and I could barely see where we were going. I got behind a cop car and was following slowly behind him. The road suddenly became unfamiliar. I asked everyone if I had taken a wrong turn, but none thought I had. Suddenly the cop car began sliding and fish-tailed. The cop car then slammed into a bunch of pine trees. I tapped the brakes in order to slow down, but I began to slide as well. I regained control and decided not to stop.
I suddenly came to a wooden bridge with no guard rails. It was very narrow and twisted and turned many times. I slid left and right but managed to stay on the bridge. Up ahead I saw that there was a huge chunk missing from the left side of the bridge. I knew there wasn't enough room to get by, but I couldn't stop. My left two tires fell off the edge of the bridge. I tried to keep the car on the bridge as best I could. I only needed to stay on for a few more seconds before the bridge ended. My car began to tilt and just before clearing the bridge we fell off the side. We fell about 30 feet or so, and then splashed into the creek below.
I quickly got everyone out of the vehicle and tried to get them out of the water as fast as possible. I knew we wouldn't last long in the water. It was so cold I could hardly move. I managed to get everyone out except Liv. I couldn't find her. I began to panick a bit. I dove under water and what was about 4 feet deep, turned to about 20 feet. I saw her lying at the bottom unconscious. I pulled her to the surface and got her out of the water. She was deathly cold and I feared for her life. There was a cabin a few feet away and we all ran toward it. I suddenly heard barking behind us. I glanced back and saw several zombie dogs chasing us toward the cabin. I pulled a gun out of my pocket and was firing shots as I ran toward the cabin. We busted in and locked the door quickly.
I laid Liv down and she was now conscious. She was shivering so badly and couldn't even speak. I quickly took her wet clothes off her and yelled at my brother to get a coat. He walked over to the coat rack and casually picked up a coat. I began yelling at him to hurry the f*** up! Finally, I got the coat and wrapped her in it. I then held her as close to me as possible. She began to cough, and she coughed up a little blood. I used my breathe to try and warm her up. Eventually she was able to talk and she whispered, "Thank you." I told her I was sorry for wrecking the car. We began talking about different things. I told her that I loved her and wouldn't let her go until she was warm. We layed down and I held her for a good while. I suddenly became lucid for no apparent reason.
Not sure what to do I just continued to hold on to Liv. She felt extremely cold, so I heated my own body with my mind. I then held her close naked body close to me. She warmed up quickly and began kissing my neck. Soon we were fully engaged in sex. After a while we stopped and I brushed her hair from her face. I said, "My god your beautiful." She smiled and closed her eyes. She leaned her head against my chest and fell asleep. I didn't want to disturb her, so I concentrated hard and slowly felt myself leaving my body. I was now standing in the room, looking down at myself and Liv laying there. I decided to explore a bit. I dove headfirst out the window and took flight. It was snowing and the pine forest looked beautiful. I flew through the forest until I came upon a frozen pond.
I decided to ice skate (I have never ice skated before). I looked arounf for some skates and I saw some hanging from a nearby tree. I put the skates on and began skating around the pond. I was performing some olympic worthy moves. It was alot of fun. After a while skating, I got a bit cold and decided to fix that problem. I raised my hands into the air and set myself on fire. I melted through the ice and I then tensed up for a few seconds. I released all my energy and a huge flame burst from me and melted the entire pond. The water temperature was very warm and there were jet streams shooting through the water. I was now in a giant hot tub. It felt awesome. I awoke while relaxing in the pond.
Your dreams are always hilarious!
You married Liv Tyler, and rescued her from near death. AWESOME!
January 22, 2010
Lucid Dream 142: Kill or be Killed
around 10:00am
DILD
Category - Action/WTF
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/re...-Enemy_008.jpg
I was in a pretty large house. I'm running through the hall searching for any kind of weapon. I needed something...hell, anything. I slowly opened a nearby door and peaked inside. It looked clear, so I quickly entered and locked the door behind me. I looked around the room and saw a gun cabinet. I grabbed the handle, but it was locked. After a quick elbow smash to the front glass, I grabbed a shotgun and a large hunting knife. There were a few pistols, but they all looked broken. I loaded the pump action tactical shotgun and exited the room.
I saw someone cross the hall in front of me. It was a guy who I recognized from class. I slowly walked toward him. He was facing the opposite direction and had no idea I was there. I looked down and noticed he was wearing red and black shoes. I muttered under my breathe, "That mother f***er!" I raised my shotgun and blasted the guy in the back of the head. I pumped the shotgun and then stepped over what was left of the guys head. I spat on the dead body and then took off down the hall.
I was on the transit bus going through town when I had suddenly passed out. I had woken up in this large mansion-like house with a note beside me. It informed me that I was one of twenty who were captured and turned loose in the mansion. It said that the house was full of "resources" and we were to kill each other. Last one alive gets to live. It said some other stuff about remote explosive collars that each of us had on. I immediately thought of the movie Battle Royale. I had gotten shot at earlier by someone with red and black shoes, now I had gotten some revenge. I can't remember alot during this period of time.
The next thing I remember, I'm in a room fighting a girl and a guy. I slit the guys throat and then gutted the female. Suddenly the door behind me busted open. I quickly turned and stabbed the person in the stomach. It was a very attractive asian female. There was another brunette with her. The asian girl looked terrified, as did the brunette. The brunette looked at me and said, "She...she was in love with you." I dropped the knife and helped the asian girl up off the ground. She had a tear rolling down her face. I wiped it with my hand and told her I was sorry. I then held her tight and then sat down with her in my arms. She laid her head against my chest and I told her that everything was going to be ok. I said, "Its going to be ok, just sit here on daddy's lap." With every bit of strength she had left, she leapt to her feet with my knife clutched in her hand and knocked me to the ground. I knocked the knife out of her hand just before she could sink it into my neck. I then grabbed the knife and busted out the nearest window with it. A swarm of crows flew in the window and began eating the chick alive. I heard her scream as I ran out of the room. I glanced at the brunette and told her, "Stay away from me if you want to live." I then left the room.
I saw a Battle Royale poster in the hallway and I suddenly became lucid. It didn't take me long to figure out what I wanted to do. I ran down the dark hallway and imagined something happening. Soon after there was a loud crash behind me. I turned around and saw that a large Tyrant (monster from video game series, Resident Evil...pictured above) had busted through the hall just as I had imagined. I ran down the hallway and leapt over objects with the grace of a gazelle. I ran along the walls, kicked off them and ran along the opposite walls Prince of Persia style. I saw a grenade launcher laying on the ground, so I picked it up. I turned and fired a few rounds at the Tyrant knocking him to a knee. I then performed a crazy back flip kick that greatly resembled Guile's from the game Street Fighter. The Tyrant fell on his back and I pulled out my knife and began cutting the Tyrants head from his shoulders. I then began kicking it around like a soccer ball. After a bit of this, I flew up and through the roof of the house. I flew around the sky for a bit, looking for my next endeavor when I unfortunately awoke.
nice display of dream control man. at the rate you're going you'll catch up to my lucid count in a few months :D
January 23, 2010
Lucid Dream 143: World Domination
around 3:00am
DILD
Category - Exploration/WTF/Romance
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_2...0764JzjL33.jpg
I was walking around a large room full of people. I was apparently in a large gym and there was some sort of event going on. I walked around looking for my friend Cliff, because I wanted to light this blunt I was carrying around. I finally, saw him standing in the corner with a crazed look in his eye. He was staring across the gym at a couple. I glanced over and saw that the couple was Jess and some guy I didn't recognize. I looked at Cliff and said, "How you holding up man?" He didn't break his stare and said, "Oh, I'm fine....juuuust fine!" I immediately thought, "Oh shit, I'm going to end up fighting tonight, and get kicked out of the dance." It now came to my attention that this was some sort of high school dance. Judging by the attire, it wasn't anything special like a prom, just some weekend dance. I pulled out the massive blunt and said, "I know you were quitting, but it looks like you should relax a bit." He agreed to smoke, but he didn't want Jess to see him. We walked to the opposite wall, pulled up a few chairs and lit the blunt. Soon there were about 5 of us smoking and chill'n.
I suddenly became lucid no apparent reason. I decided to finish smoking the blunt with Chris, Cliff, Deej, and my clone. I didn't notice it at first, but when I passed the blunt to myself, it shocked me for a moment. I was staring into my own eyes. It was a perfect clone. Myself then looked at me and said, "I'm your genius, hardworking, maniacal side." He then took the blunt and hit it a couple times and then passed it off. I was still in a bit of a surprised state. I began to laugh and asked my clone, "So, what should I do now?" He looked at me with a rather mischevious smile and said, "You have been right all along. You are meant to do great things....I can show you if you like..." Now extremely interested I agreed and he then showed me a vision. The vision basically showed myself in a quick flash of random events. It basically showed me rising to power by doing a bunch of different things. I can't remember what they were now. I remember thinking, "My god....this would really work. I could run my city." My clone had apparently read my thoughts and replied, "Run the city? (he then laughed hysterically) Fool, you could run the whole world!"
Now convinced that I was going to run the world one day, I decided to explore my lucid. I flew around the gym for a few moments until I spotted a girl named Jane. I flew down to her and immediately began making out with her. She performed a few sexual favors before I became bored and flew out the window. I flew around outside for, what seemed like, forever. I flew high and performed a nose dive. I could feel the air rushing against my face as I raced toward the ground. I then decided just to bust through the earth. Faster and faster I flew until I was just feet from the ground. I closed my eyes and slammed into the ground. Suddenly, my vision went dark and it felt like an explosion had gone off. Something along the scale of a nuclear explosion. My hearing went out and all I could here was an intense ringing. It felt like flames were rushing past and all over my body. I suddenly saw a vision of the earth and myself laughing. The earth then exploded and I awoke with a violent jerk in my bed.
January 23, 2010
Lucid Dream 144: Lost in Space
around 4:00am
WILD
Category - Exploration/WTF
http://www.projectcosmos.net/images/..._Asteroids.png
I decided to lay back down and WILD after writing down my previous dream. I began to feel SP setting in after practicing my technique for only about 5-10 minutes. I felt my body lift up off the bed and shoot straight up into the air. I could see stars zooming by me and it felt like I was traveling at light speed. I opened my eyes and my body stopped. I was floating in space. I looked around and saw stars everywhere. I saw a large amount of debris in the background to my right. It seemed that I had left off where the last dream ended. I could make out large chunks of the earth floating around in the distance. I flew over toward the obliterated earth and entered the area of destruction. There were large masses of rocks, trees, and even a few cows zooming passed me. I began dodging debris as I zoomed through the area where the earth used to be. It felt like I was in some surreal life-like video game and it resembled a giant asteroid field. I held out my arm and focused my attention on it. I imagined it slowly turning into metal and my arm responded. It turned into a blue metallic arm. I then imagined it turning into a mega buster (mega man's arm cannon). Sure enough, it transition smoothly into a mega buster. I then started shooting the debris as it flew by me. After experiencing a SHMUP (shoot'em up video game) first hand, I flew around looking for a foreign planet to land on.
I then remembered Nomad and decided to fly to the moon. I flew around for a while looking for the moon, but couldn't find anything, but a few abandoned air ships just drifting around in space. I decided to explore one of them. I landed on an airship and opened the emergency door to the cockpit. I flipped a switch on the control board and the air ship lit up. There were computer screens all around me and more buttons then I could count on a hundred hands. I decided to simplify things. I reached into my pocket, deep in thought. At first I didn't feel anything, but I moved my hand around searching for the particular item I was trying to get. My pocket was much larger on the inside then it should have been, lol. Finally I felt the smooth handle and pulled out a ps2 controller. I plugged it into the control panel and began flying the air ship. It was pretty bad ass. I decided to find a planet and land on it. I flew for a while and I could see several planets off in the distance. I unfortunatley woke up as I was approaching a large green and what looked like a forest/jungle covered planet.
January 29, 2010
Lucid Dream 145: The Fortune Teller
around 2:30am
DILD
Category - Horror/Exploration/WTF
http://images1.fanpop.com/images/qui...32_300_170.jpg
Me, Cc, B, Cliff and Jess were riding down an old country road. We were all wearing 50's clothes. We acted and were talking like we were straight out of the movie, "Grease." After driving for a while, Cliff was making out in the back with Jess, I was being kissed by B, and Cc was giving me road head. The dream skipped ahead a bit and it was now night time. The road had turned spooky, but I wasn't driving any more. I was nodding off in the passenger seat. Suddenly I saw the car go off the road. Cc panicked and over-corrected. The car fishtailed as we turned completely sideways and began to flip. We flipped over the guard rail and then flipped a couple more times on the way down the large drop off from the road down to the creek.
The car was now upside down. I crawled out of the window and made sure everyone was ok. Cc had a broken leg, B was dead, Cliff and Jess were relatively unscathed. After regrouping and a bit of mourning, we decided to find a way back to the road. Cc hobbled with us all helping her. We suddenly heard a howl in the background. Everyone was now scared to death and I had to act like I wasn't and lead them out of the woods. The woods seemed like they had changed. It was gloomy and starting to get pretty dark. After walking for a bit, out of nowhere a large wolf-like monster grabbed Cc's leg and began mauling her. I dove and tackled the beast off her and stabbed it in the eye with a pen I had in my pocket. It ran off in pain. I looked at Cc, but the wolf had ripped out her throat already. She was struggling to breathe and she soon died.
We regrouped and Jess was now so scared and horrified that she could hardly function. I led them for a while and we came upon an old woman. She was holding a crystal ball. She told me she was a fortune teller and the ball became foggy. It then showed me the future. There was war and suffering, and then it showed me speaking to millions of people at some sort of rally. It then showed me dying and it show happiness. She looked at me and said, "You are destined to run the world and bring about peace to this land. However, your destiny walks hand in hand with your doom. And I shall never see you again." (a line from the movie "Troy," which was on while I slept, lol) The lady disappeared and I turned to look at Cliff. He looked at me and sang, "We like to party...we like...we like to party..." Music started going off and he began to dance. Realizing how absurd this was I became lucid.
I then began singing the song, "We like to party...we like...we like to party...we like to party...we like...we like to party!" I started dancing crazy as well. I then spotted Seine (my friend and the leader of the Lunar Wolves) in the shadows and called him over. I jumped on his back and he began to fly. We flew through the forest faster than I have ever moved in a lucid before (aside from light speed travel). He leapt off a cliff into a canyone below. We landed gracefully and I hopped off him. He had lead me to a giant sand pit. Suddenly the ground began to rumble and the sand in front of us began to move. It was quickly mounding up and forming a structure. In a matter of 20 seconds the sand had mouned up to an extraordinary heaight and created the head of a tiger. It was the Cave of Wonders from Aladdin. I felt myself getting excited. I walked forward and was just about to climb into the tiger's mouth when it moved and began to talk, "Who dares disturb my slumber!?!" I stood tall in front of the giant structure and shouted, "It is I! Yoshi! The future ruler of this world!" The Cave replied, "The power you seek is in within my depths. Take nothing but the Geass." I then entered his mouth. There was a long golden staircase that lead down under ground. I began walking down the throat of the beast when I began to feel myself waking up and soon after I awoke in bed. :(
February 3, 2010
Lucid Dream 146: Onward to the Falls
around 2:00am
DILD
Category - Exploration/WTF
http://www.worldart.com.au/images/si...ff-a-cliff.jpg
I was in my elementary school gym waiting for the teacher to start gym class. I was sitting in my spot on the floor when I looked around me. There were many people I didn't recognize and many others that shouldn't have been in my gym class. I looked to my left and saw Mike B there. I was slowly putting everything together and I told Mike, "We have already graduated. WTF are we doing in elementary gym class?" He looked around confused and said, "Yeah, we have graduated!" I then said, "You know what that must mean don't you?" He looked at me and said, "Are we dreaming?" We then both performed a RC and realized it was a dream.
We stood up and I started flying around the gym. Mike immediately started messing with people around him. I saw him spit in Ryano's face and then Ryano attacked him. Mike picked him up over his head and launched him out the window. I laughed and landed beside Mike. I looked at him and said, "Wait, is this really you Mike?" He looked at me and said, "No, I don't think so. We should go find my actual self and make me lucid." He paused for a minute and said, "I'm really in Miss Dunham's class, LET'S GO!" He then took off down the hall. I remained still thinking, "Who the f*** is Miss Dunham? That idiot still thinks he's really in the school?" I then exited the gym trying to find him.
I ran through the school office and saw Deej standing in the back hallway. There was a group of large upperclassmen throwing, what appeared to be, rotting fruit at Deej. They were all laughing and Deej was cowering in the corner. I walked up to Deej and whispered, "We are dreaming right now. Do a reality check." He then pinched his nose and a huge smile spread across his face. I continued down the hall and glanced back. Deej had thrown them through the glass window and was stabbing them with large shards of glass.
I exited the hall and somehow ended up outside. I had forgotten about Mike and suddenly remembered the task of the month. I was trying to teleport myself to the sun, but I wasn't even coming close. I just decided to explore for a bit. The sky grew darker and I was now in a spooky looking forest. It didn't scare me, but reminded me of something out of Lord of the Rings. I heard a few crows in the background and then I heard the shuffling of leaves to my left. I looked left and saw that there was about a 20 foot climb and then the ground flattened out again. From the sound of the leaves there must have been a group of people. I suddenly heard JT's voice and I called out to him. He came over to the ledge and greeted me.
He said he was traveling to the nearby town and he asked if I would join him. I was just about to fly to the ledge when he tossed over a rope and said, "Here climb this." I thought, "why not?", so I grabbed the rope and began scaling the mountain. I said, "Are you holding this JT?" He said, "No." Suddenly I felt the rope slipping and I fell to the ground. I looked up and quickly rolled out of the way. 10 horses with the rope in their mouth and one guy with a handle bar mustache came crashing down. One horse had broken its legs and several others got up and took off running. The guy also appeared dead. I thought, "WTF?" and then flew to the top of the ledge. I peaked over and saw JT standing in the background and small crawl space between us. I wondered how the hell the horses had fit in there. I saw spider webs, so I jumped down and said, "I'll just find another way up." I walked around and saw some wooden steps that lead me to where JT was.
My boss from work was also with him. I told JT that we were dreaming. We then agreed to try the task of the month. My boss told me that she could make a portal and send us all to Niagra falls. She then opened up a portal and my vision went dark. I felt myself waking up and I soon felt myself in my own bed. I laid completely still and prepared to DEILD....
February 3, 2010
Lucid Dream 147: The Wife
DEILD
Category - Task/WTF
http://www.4seasonstoursandtravel.co...the%20mist.jpg
....I laid still for a few moments and then felt my body re-entering sleep. I opened my eyes and noticed I was on a boat. JT was cheering and my boss was nowhere to be seen. I sat up and said, "We made it?" JT said, "Yup, we are on the Maid of the Mist. I threw your boss overboard, hope that was ok." I laughed and said, "I don't give a f***!" He laughed and then we walked out to the side of the boat. It was driving around on its own and I could feel the cool mist flying up and hitting me in the face. We were approaching the waterfall and JT said, "So who are you going to marry?" I said, "Hmm...I dunno, lets just go see who else is on the boat." We walked around and saw several other people on the boat. I grabbed one of the females and JT said, "Who is that?" I said, "I dunno...what is your name?" She looked at me and said, "Candy Cane." JT laughed and said, "Are you really gonna marry someone named...Candy Cane? What if she shows up in a dream later complaining about you not spending time with her?" I said, "Yeah, or bitch'n about the dishes..." He then told me my dream wife should be someone I wouldn't mind showing up. It only took me a few seconds then I went looking for Kate Beckinsale.
I eventually found her. She was wearing an awesome blue wedding dress (it had sort of an underwater Atlantis style to it...hard to explain). I then noticed I had on a matching tuxedo and we walked out to the bow of the ship. JT was wearing pope attire and he started reading from the bible. He then told me to kiss my bride and after a long kiss, we were married. In celebration everyone lifted us on their shoulders and tossed us into the water. Once I hit the water I noticed my tuxedo had changed a bit, and had fins along the arms and back. I saw Kate's dress had shifted to create a mermaid-like fin. We swam at high speed around in the water for a while. We kissed once more underwater and she told me that she would see me later. She swam off for the bottom of the lake. I jumped back up on the boat and began to take shots with JT.
I got wasted after only a couple shots and noticed the boat was empty except for me and him now. It slowly turned into a canoe and we were having trouble keeping it from tipping over due to our drunkeness. Suddenly I heard a loud roaring wind at our backs. I turned around and saw tsunami-like waves coming toward us. I dove into the water and began swimming with the wave. I saw ahead that there was a large palace, many fancy buildings, and large towers up ahead. The wave was going to slam me right into it. Just before slamming into the palace, I leapt out of the water and began climbing up the palace walls.
It reminded me of the game Assassin's Creed. I climbed the palace, then began climbing the tower. The water level was rising with me and waves kept slamming hard into the structures. I looked down and noticed there was a whole crowd of people being slammed into the walls. Some were climbing and others were just swimming around and drinking beer/liquor. I wanted to climb to the highest point and then jump off like you do in Assassin's Creed. I got to the top of the tower and then dove off in the same fashion as Altair/Ezio diving into the haystacks. I landed in the water where there was a party going on.
I climbed up out of the water on the side of a cliff and there was a t.v. there. I saw several hot chicks on the t.v. and one of them caught my eye. She was gorgeous. I put my hand into the t.v. and beckoned for her to come toward me. She grabbed my hand and I pulled her through the television. She unzipped my pants and began blowing me. After a bit, I closed my eyes for a moment and when I re-opened them, there was a small dog blowing me instead of the girl. I pulled the dog off of me and thought, "WTF?" I awoke shortly after this.
February 6, 2010
Lucid Dream 148: Super Trippin'
around 7:00pm
WILD
Category - WTF
http://blog.agentharvest.com/blog/wp...lloon-head.jpg
I awoke from a nap and went back to sleep after smoking. I had smoked a large blunt literally 2 minutes before I passed out the second time. The high hadn't even fully set in when I closed my eyes and felt SP set in. I easily transitioned within seconds and entered directly into my dream.
I felt high as a kite when I stood up from the couch. I took a couple steps and nearly fell over. My feet didn't move and remained flat on the floor, but my body was bent over nearly parallel with the floor. I paused for a few moments like this and then fell into the floor. I rolled over and began geeking for several minutes. My body just kind of floated around the room and jerked with my roaring laughter. My friend walks in from the back room and asks what the hell I'm doing. I then stand up and show him how far I can lean without falling over. I began laughing again and felt like my head was swollen. I looked in the mirror and saw that I had a balloon with a sharpie face drawn on it instead of my actual head.
I then began floating around the room again. For the next 20 or 30 minutes I just walked around my friends apartment complex showing people how far I could lean without falling over. They would ask how I could do that and I kept saying, "Cause I'm f***ing crazy!" I then would laugh and the DCs stared at me like I was f***ing crazy, lol. I finally told Chris that we were dreaming and he could do it too. We then began leaning side by side. He told me he had an idea, but I already knew what he was going to do. He turned on music and played the song, "Lean with it, Rock with it..." We began leaning and rocking to the song. After several minutes of this I woke up, still high as gas.
I had never WILDed that soon after smoking before. I'm going to try it again tonight and see what happens. I haven't geeked like that in years, lol.
February 8, 2010
Lucid Dream 149: A Basket Full of Wonders
around 9:00pm
DILD
Category - WTF/Task
http://www.whatdomormonsbelieve.com/...k-on-water.jpg
I'm driving my car on my way to work and it begins to rain. I turn on my windshield wipers, but they aren't helping any. Soon my windshield is covered in a thick film of water and I can't see a thing. I decide to pull over and try and fix my windshield wipers. I attempt to slow down, but my brakes aren't working properly either. I start freaking out thinking I'm about to wreck. I think to myself, "Damnit Ninja! It figures reading about your bad brakes (in your dream) would cause me to wreck another "dream" car! BAM....Lucidity!
The moment I became lucid, I slammed into a guard rail and was thrown through my windshield. Before my body hit the ground I took flight. I flew over a couple of mountains and noticed a river running down in a valley. I flew down and landed beside the river. I walked to the edge of the water and I figured I might as well break out a sacrilegious activity. I decided to try and walk on water. I concentrated and placed one foot onto the water. It felt pretty solid, so I leaned forward and stepped with the other foot. I was now standing on the top of the water. I got pretty excited about this and took one more step. I remained on top of the water and had successfully walked on water. I then tested my luck and took a tiny bunny-hop. I still stayed on top of the water. Standing on water felt kind of weird. It felt like I was standing on jello. I then sprang into the air about ten feet and attempted to land back on the water. It didn't work and I was sucked down stream.
I floated fairly quickly down the river and could feel the warm sun hitting my face. I thought to myself, "This reminds me of a lazy river at the beach." A few seconds after the thought, I noticed big yellow inner tubes floating around me. Before I could even finish the thought, water was splashed in my face by some little kid being everything but lazy in my lazy river (hate when that happens, lol). I was now laying in a inner tube myself and there was a medium sized wicker basket on the front of it. I looked in the basket and saw a gun. I thought, "WTF?" I then was splashed once again in the face by the little kid kicking his feet in his inner tube. I said, "I don't have to put up with this shit." I then grabbed the pistol and put a bullet in the back of the kids head. He fell off the tube and sunk under water.
I saw some blood in the water as I floated by his vacant tube. Another person beside me looked panicked and said, "Did you just shoot him! Why? Why did you just shoot him?" I answered, "The little bastard was splashing water in my face!" The guy chuckled and said, "Oh ok. You freaked me out there for a minute, I thought you didn't have a good reason. That is why they give everyone a gun in the basket after all. We gotta keep those bastards out of here!" I laughed and laid back in my tube allowing the sun to warm my face. I thought to myself, "This would be good time for a blunt." I imagined a blunt and then glanced into my basket once again. There was a whole basket full of blunts. Must have been a hundred of them. I pulled four of them out and stuck them all in my mouth. I then lit all four of them and got blazed out of my mind.
I just lazed in my river for several minutes smoking when I noticed my shadow in the water next to me. I glanced up into the sky and saw the sun beaming down on me. I looked back at my shadow and saw that it was correctly imitating my actions, but it was lagging a bit behind. My shadow became darker and darker as I watched it, until I noticed it had become an actually shadow-person floating in the water. I watched my shadow climb into its own unner tube and float up beside me. I instinctively passed one of my blunts to it. Me and my shadow floated down the river in peaceful silence smoking blunts together for a good while. I just kept getting new ones out of my basket when we had finished the previous ones. We must have smoked 20 blunts before I finally woke, lol.
PS: No offence to anyone. I respect others religious beliefs. I'm just telling it how it happened :P
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Originally Posted by KingYoshi
Were you trying to use passive dream control on purpose? Or were things just happening when you thought about them in general? Also that was a very cool dream. I haven't relaxed in a lucid in a while. I always seem get caught up with feeling like I have to do something, or try something before I wake up.Quote:
Originally Posted by KingYoshi
The lazy river appearing was purely incidental. The blunt was indeed passive dream control. Yeah, I am usually running around doing some crazy shit, but this relaxation was much needed. Always good to take a lucid here and there to relax and just enjoy the dream state. Highly recommended to any dreamer who hasn't tried it by yours truly.
February 11, 2010
Lucid Dream 150: Getting Booted
around 3:30am
DILD
Category - Exploration
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I was driving over to a friends house to pick up some smoke. I parked and walked inside. I was inside for a little more than five minutes when I exited the house and proceeded to return to my car. I noticed some older man placing a boot on my car. I quickly crossed the street and asked what the hell the problem was.
The old man talked with an extremely thick southern accent and had several teeth missing in the front. He pointed beside my car and said, "Ye cain't park in front of the dock." I looked and there was now a dilapidated dock directly beside my car. I said, "Sir, that dock isn't even used. It leads into the edge of the woods." He chuckled and said, "I don't ker if its used er not. Cain't park in front of that ther dock." I was trying to hold my anger back. I took a deep breathe and said, "Look. I know that dock hasn't been used for years. I will take this to court and they will throw this case out. The only problem I have left, is this f***ing boot you have put on my tire. Is there anyway I can get you take that off?" He smiled with a toothless grin and said, "Well, I'm little shurt on'er bills this munth." I said, "Ok whatever...how much?" He said, "Bout two-ny" I handed him a 20 out of my wallet and he looked at me and said, "Nur...said two." I looked at him as threatening as possible and said, "I know you don't mean 200." He looked aggrevated and said, "Need er'bout...eight'n mur!" I handed him 18 more dollars and said, "Ok, now take this f***ing thing off." He leaned in and said, "Need er'bout ten mur!" Now extremely pissed, I looked at the guy and said, "Take it off my f***ing car!" The guy then bent over and began removing the boot as he mumbled to himself.
I watched him closely to see how they were removed (for future reference). Suddenly, the boot changed colors from orange to red. I caught this and suspected I was dreaming. It take me a few moments to actually grasp the concept. I then performed a nose pinch and I was indeed dreaming.
The old man had now removed the boot and was holding it in his hand. I looked at him and spoke in a friendly tone, "Hey can I see that real quick?" He said, "Shur, here ye go." He handed me the boot and I immediately smashed him in the head with it. The old man fell to the ground and I continued to bash his head in with the device. He was gurgling on blood when I slammed it into his mouth area and knocked out his remaining 6 or 7 teeth. I then took flight. I flew overtop the woods looking for something to get into. I noticed a few more people in the background flying around in the sky as well. I ignored them and decided to get to the moon. I flew until I reached a city and then touched down in the street. I was going to catch a bus to the moon, but I woke up as I reached the bus stop.