Thread: KingYoshi's Dream journal......

Yeah, so I have several dreams that I have for March that haven't been typed up yet, but I'm going to go ahead and put an entry from earlier this morning in now while the details are fresh in my memory. The initial experience was pretty interesting and then the dream was pretty crazy and disturbing. Like many of my dreams, lol.



March 27, 2010
Lucid Dream 164*: Yoshi's House of Horrors!
around 5:30am
WILD

Category - Horror/WTF/Romance


I woke from sleep at around 4:00am. I waked and baked (rolled a blunt/smoked it) and immediately turned on my 360 and started playing FFXIII (probably the reason my mind/body woke up in the first place...I had played until I passed out the night before, lol). At around 5:10 I laid down again and felt extremely tired. I almost immediately went into SP. I figured, why not, so I went with it. The volume of my surroundings suddenly went through the roof and it scared me out of SP (never had heard HH that loud before). I tried to roll over and fall asleep normally for about 20 minutes, but kept hitting SP no matter what I did. Finally, I was so tired that I couldn't keep my eyes open anyway, so I allowed the slowly intensifying sounds to explode my ear dums (not literally ).

After the noise died down, I felt someone get in bed beside me (probably because of a thread I read earlier this week). I knew it was a hallucination, so I just ignored it. Suddenly, I felt a pair of hands softly grasp my shoulders. I was a little freaked out, but also very interested in the situation. I after a bit, it felt like someone was literally laying in bed with me, and had rolled over almost on top of me. I could feel them breathing on my neck and they began to whisper in my ear. I thought for a moment that it actually could have been a real person, but their sentences didn't make any sense. I tried to keep my mind calm and interested, but I kept thinking, "I hope they don't scream in my ear." I then would freak out thinking that now they would because I kept thinking it. After a bit of mumbling in my ear, the pressure on my body was gone and I knew I had finished the transition. I was still partly laying facedown (like I had been the entire time), so I rolled over to get out of bed.

I was still a little freaked out about the experience, so I proceeded to have a sexual themed LD to get back in good spirits, lol. I dove head first out of my window and took flight immediately. I flew until I saw a female enter a nearby house. I then knocked on the door and acted like she was an old friend I hadn't saw in years (even though I didn't have a clue who she was). It worked and she began flirting. I cut to the chase and we began banging on the kitchen table. Half way through the experience she had now become a familiar face. I'm just going to call her Candy for the hell of it, lol. After a few moments, I told her to call some friends up. She called and only a few moments later there was a knock. I proceed to answer the door naked.

I opened and there were two guys standing at the door. I looked at them and said, "Who the f*** are you?" One of them said, "Candy just called us to come up here and hang out." I turned and looked at her and said, "No. I meant for you to call other females. Not these f***ers." One of them acted like a badass and said, "I'll come up here whenever I want. Who the f*** are you to tell me that you are..." He hadn't finished his sentence before I pulled a pistol out of my pocket and blasted him between the eyes. Some blood had splattered on the others one face and he looked terrified. I looked over at him and said, "Get the f*** out of here." He took off running and I shouted, "Wait!" I fired a shot at the ground in front of him to get him to stop running. He turned around and I said, "Before you go...clean all this sh** up." He replied, "Y-Yes sir." I then shut the door.

Candy called some females and a few moments later they arrived. I opened the door and two very sexy females entered. I saw the guy from earlier was still cleaning my porch. He had a tooth brush and some lemon pledge. Before entering the house I told said, "When you are done with that, cut the lawn for me and order me a pet Zebra. I want it in this yard before I'm done f***ing these broads or I'll be forcing one of them to clean up your remains off this porch. You understand." He replied, "Yes master Yoshi." I then proceed to have a 4-way." After a bit, I began to wonder if the guy had gotten a Zebra yet. I opened the door and walked outside. He was using an old fashion push mower (w/o an engine). I then looked out and saw an animal that was half zebra and half brown horse.

I looked at the guy and said, "Thats not a Zebra." He began stuttering in fear and said, "Th-they were all out of Z-Zebras." I chuckled and said, "They were out of Zebras, but they managed to have a Quagga in stock?" He began to ramble on, begging me not to kill his dream spirit or something stupid. I said, "Luckily, I like that even better than a Zebra, but you still didn't do what I asked, so..." He began to beg again as I used telepathy to speak to the quagga. I was going to have the quagga kill the man, but when it telepathically talked back to me, it had the voice of a stereotypical homosexual (prissy talk with a slight lisp...you know what I mean, lol). I then got another idea.

*possible disturbing content warning* I told the Quagga to stay put for now, but when that guy approached him, I wanted him to f*** the guy in the ass. I then told the guy that I forgave him and that I wanted him to brush the Quagga's hair for me. I reached in my pocket and felt around until I felt the brush. I pulled out an overly large comb, but figured it would work. I tossed it to him and he walked over to B.W. (its what I named the Quagga....it stands for, "both ways"), I call him B-dub, lol. B-dub kicked the man in the face, knocked him down, rolled him over, and then mounted him. It was quite a disturbing site. I just laughed as the guy screamed louder and louder until his voice began to sound very whiney. It then began to sound very high pitched and almost like a beeping noise. Suddenly I realized his voice WAS a beeping noise. It was my alarm clock. I woke up to my alarm clock going off.

*- This really isn't number 164, but to make it easier I'm just going to number it like that. Why? F*** it! Thats why.

Wow. You're a gangsta! And creepy.

Lmao! Yeah that one was even a little weird for me....eh, maybe not .



March 18, 2010
Lucid Dream 165: Three is Better Than Two...or is it?
around 2:30am
DILD

Category - Party/Romance


I had just arrived at Mike's house (he's a friend from work). He was throwing a big party 420 party (I'm starting to get excited! My birthday is the 18th and of course I celebrate for three days through 4/20!). I'm sitting on the couch making a two man bong out of a NES console. The stem/bowl was connected to the back where the power brick usually plugs in. Two tubes (for inhaling) came from the controller ports. The console was hollowed out and held the water. I'm seriously thinking about making this for real. Need to buy another NES though. The three I have are in too good of shape to ruin. I also had my NES light gun bowl there. I actually have this in waking life. Mike calls for me to come into the kitchen.

I walk in and see a large pyramid made of nattie light bottles. He tells me, "Watch this." He then reaches under the table (the one the pyramid is sitting on) and turns a knob. Suddenly, a fine stream of water shoots straight up out of the middle of the pyramid and the water mists down onto the bottles. The mist is extremely cold and caused the bottles to get frosty. We grabbed a few beers from the pyramid and started playing pong. Me and Mike were dominating when the door opened a three females walked in. One of them I recognized. I'll call her candy (why? f*** it, thats why! lol). I beckoned her toward me and asked her how she was doing. After catching up, I learned that she was married and had a kid. I had history with this girl and had planned on taking her to the back room eventually. Now I wasn't so sure. Mike volunteered a break from beer pong and told Candy to be my partner (good man).

I purposely took the next couple games in overtime (yeah, I'm that good!), so she would get drunk. She told me she wished she hadn't got married and said that she only did because she had gotten pregnant. I took those comments as a green light and invited her to come smoke a blunt in the back room with me. As I led her to the back I ran into Beth (girl I'm very attracted to) in the hallway. I immediately dropped Candy's hand. Beth gave me the, "Really?" look. I thought, "Oh sh**! Now what?" After a brief and awkward exchange of words I began to think of my quick getaway plan if things got disasterous. I had decided to nail Candy real quick, keep it quiet, and try to get real close with Beth throughout the night (She's gf material. Candy, obviously not so much). The only problem was, I couldn't remember who I had road to the party with. In fact, I couldn't remember how I had gotten there at all. I slowly raised my hand up to my nose and thought, "There is no f***ing way I'm dreaming right now." I performed the RC and was literally shocked.

I took one glance around the room in awe of how realistic this dream was. I then, without further hesitation, beckoned Beth back over to me. I led both of them into the back room. I pulled a blunt out and laid back on the bed. The girls were on either side of me. We smoked a bit of it and I suggested a 3-way. Not waiting for a response, I told them to start making out. They start kissing overtop of me as I finish the blunt and assist them with a little rubbing action. Soon they were naked and began undressing me. Being very turned on and overly excited, the dream started to become unstabile. I stopped them for a moment and began performing a few quick stabilization techniques. Cany and Beth both performed a couple stabilization techniques as well. I would have been a strange site. We were all three naked, I was windshield wiping, Beth was nose pinching, and Candy stood up and started dream spinning, lol. After a few moments, we got back to business. Once we finished the two girls both pulled out guns and held them to my head.

They then demanded my wallet and car keys. I laughed out loud and said, "Umm...what?" Candy then shot me in the head. I felt the impact and it knocked me back a few paces. It didn't hurt, but pissed me off pretty good. Laughing at this bizarre situation, I got my wallet from my jeans pocket and handed it over. I also handed my keys over. They then attempted to exit the room, but easily grabbed both of them and tied them to the bed post. I then walked back to the door, held out my hand, and shot a large flame onto the carpet. The room caught fire, I exited and locked the door behind me. I walked back through the hall and Mike walked passed me toward the room. I said, "You might not want to go in there." He stopped sniffed the air and said, "I smell burning bitches." I laughed again and said, "Lets roll a giant blunt!"

I announced to the room and told everyone to combine their weed on the table and we'll roll a gigantic blunt. I asked Mike if he had any gigantic blunt wraps and he brought me a roll of christmas gift wrapping paper. I held out my arms and everything began to hover off the table. I then rolled the massive blunt/joint with telekinesis. The blunt was massive...a few feet in length. We smoked it for a good while before the dream faded beyond repair.

March 19, 2010
Lucid Dream 166: When Hollows Attack
around 4:00am
DILD

Category - Action/Exploration


I was playing on a minor league baseball team. We were in the middle of the game and I was out in right field. Apparently, our pitcher was some sort of phenom because me and the center fielder weren't paying any attention to the game. We were talking and f***ing off. I was throwing small pebbles/rocks I found and the center fielder was diving and catching them. After a few throws, I suddenly realized who the center fielder was. It was Jamaal! The DC from my Hogwarts LDs. I became lucid very easily after this.

I now noticed that I wasn't on a baseball field at all. I was actually on a Quidditch pitch. Jamaal walked over toward me and said, "So Yosh...what do you make of this new chaser?" I looked back to where the pitchers mound was and the same pitcher from before was throwing quaffles (baseball style) to my buddy Cliff (who was crouched down like a catcher still). Jamaal said, "He's a freak isn't he? Ever saw an arm like that?" I said, "Yeah...in the major leagues." He laughed and said, "To beat it all, that kid is only a second year!" Suddenly, I heard a loud crack from the sky above me. It made me jump. Jamaal looked up into the air and said, "Oh sh**! How did they get on school grounds?" I looked up and saw a huge dark gash in the sky.

I saw several very large demonic creatures climbing out of the gash. I noticed a familiar white mask and hole in the chest. They were Hollows. I got extremely excited and looked at Jamaal and said, "Do you have your spare Zanpakuto on you?" Jamaal said, "No, where is yours?" I replied, "Probably in my room." Jamaal laughed and said, "Motha f***er, are you a wizard or not? You left your wand in your room?" I reached in my pocket and searched for a bit. I then pulled out my wand. My wand was snow white (the color not the disney character, lol), with a spiral of light green crystal going all the way up. I held it above my head and whispered some nonsense along with the word "zanpakuto." The wand trembled in my hand and then gave a bursting sound. Once the smoke cleared, I looked down and was now holding a zanpakuto. It reminded me alot of the keyblade I summoned in a previous lucid (except it was a sword and not a keyblade). It was made entirely of crystal. There were many intricate spirals of green crystal vines and crystal pot leaves. Jamaal pulled out his zanpakuto which was a large arabian looking sword with a golden naked lady for the hilt.

The hollows had now made their way to the ground. I leapt high into the air slashed the nearest hollow from head to toe. It let out a death roar, split in half, and disintegrated. I couldn't wait to battle some more. I saw Jamaal fighting one of the corner of my eye. It had knocked him over and was now hoverig above him. I lauched my sword through the air. It spun like a boomerang and sliced through the Hollow's mask and then returned to my hand. The hollow disintegrated. I was starting to battle 3 at one time, when my dream began to fade. I tried to hang on, but I couldn't.

KingYoshi, I will give you my firstborn child if you adopt me.

But no, seriously, I'm a pretty new LDer, and I've begun to get a little frustrated, although my patience reserves are still quite high. I just have a bunch of questions, and I think a bit of guidance from someone as experienced as you would do me the world of good, at least in these initial stages. Oh and, I must say you have some awesome dreams, aswell as dream goals: the gaming orientated ones are a great idea.

Could I pm you some questions sometime, or offer you an adoption application? Greatly appreciated, and nice dreams - keep it up!

Cabletv - I'm glad you enjoy my dreams. I sent you a PM.



March 22, 2010
Lucid Dream 167: To the Soul Society
around 6:30am
WILD

Category - Exploration/Action


I woke up and realized I had slept through my alarm and was already 2 1/2 hours late for work. I decided to just call in sick. After calling in, I laid back down and figured I would go ahead and attempt a WILD. I used my technique and entered SP with little to no trouble. I heard many muffled and jumbled conversations that slowly grew louder and louder. Once the talking stopped, my body slowly lifted up off the bed and hovered above it. After a few more moments, my body touched back down to my bed and the HH ceased. I stood up and, for a moment, thought I had failed my WILD. I performed a quick RC and realized that I had actually succeeded. I already knew what I wanted to do...I wanted to go to the Soul Society. I figured the easiest way would be to get some assistance from Kisuke Urahara (Mr. Hat'n Clogs). I dove out of my window (headfirst like usual ), and took flight before touching the ground. I flew toward the horizon and tried to imagine a japanese town. I kept searching until I spotted a small town/village below. I flew down and landed in the street. I wondered if I was in the right place. I began walking around, searching for a sign of Hat'n Clogs. I walked up to an asian DC and asked him if he knew a Kisuke Urahara. He looked at me like I was crazy and said, "Get away from me Demon!" He then took off running. I badly wanted to chase him down and remove his head from his shoulders (for being an idiot), but I decided to pass up on the distraction. I suddenly saw Jinta laying on the front porch of a nearby house. I walked up to him and Jinta sat up and said, "Who the hell are you?" I decided to leave an impression. I concentrated for a moment until I felt tension growing all over my body. I then spread my arms and released it all at once. I knocked Jinta completely off the porch with my spiritual energy. I then walked into the shop.

Urahara was standing inside and spoke as I entered. "So, you want to get to the Soul Society....why should I help you?" I replied, "I can be a friend, or I can be an enemy. You don't want me as your enemy." He smiled and said, "Is that so?" He then pointed his zanpaktou (sword) at me. I quickly performed a flash step (disappeared and teleported behind him). Before he could react, I grabbed him by his collar and launched him through the wall of the shop. I saw Ururu had came to his aid. She shouldered her cannon and fired at me. I decided to just allow of her shots to hit and explode on me. Once the smoke cleared, they both were staring at me. Ururu took off running toward me, but Urahara told her to stop. He then stood up and said, "Very well...I can open a portal to the Soul Society, but answer one question for me...What business do you have there?" I said, "I don't know yet." He smiled and then opened the portal. It was a strange blue flame that spun in a circle. I stepped into the portal and felt my body jolt forward through time and space. My vision blurred and I was zooming forward at an intense speed. The environment around me was psychedelic. After I landed, I was just outside of a very large, white wall. I looked around and could see a group of people about a hundred yards away from me. I saw Jidanbo (a giant) standing in front of the group. I quickly flew over and landed amongst the group (I can't remember who all was there, Ichigo and Chad were definately there...not sure who else). Ichigo looked at me and said, "Yoshi...its about time you got here." I replied, "I couldn't find Urahara's shop." We engaged in battle with Jidanbo when the dream started to fade and I woke up.

March 24, 2010
Lucid Dream 168: The Lucid Epic Part 1, Chosen!
around 2:00am
DILD

Category - Exploration/WTF


The first part of the dream I remember, I was in the woods with Cliff. We were smoking weed from a strange hand-made wooden pipe. We were both wearing brown leather and animal skin clothing. The time period seemed to be medieval. Me and Cliff were high as sh** and we were walking back to the village when we suddenly saw black smoke up ahead. We took off running and saw that our village had been burned down. Me and Cliff quickly started looking for our friends and family. I was calling out for Beth (who apparently was my girlfriend). I also was looking for my sister (who also lived in the village along with my 1 year old niece and my brother-in-law). There seemed to be no sign of any life in the whole village. There were many dead bodies here and there, mostly men and boys who had apparently attempted to resist the attackers. Me and Cliff had split up when we entered the village as he was looking for his wife, Jessica.

I searched some more and saw Cliff kneeling down in front of his house. I approached him and my stomach tightened into a knot. There was Jessica lying in a pool of blood. She seemed to have been stabbed several times. Cliff was above her with tears in his eyes saying, "Don't worry baby. Everything will be alright." Jessica was still alive, but just barely. She coughed up some blood and spoke, "Th-they killed everyone..." her eyes shifted to me and she began to cry. My heart sank and I realized what she was about to say, "B-Beth and I ran for the woods...th-they shot us...and dragged our bodies back to the village." My eyes began to water and I asked softly, "Where is she? Where is Beth?" She began crying again and coughed up a bit more blood. I kneeled down and told Jessica to just relax and take it easy. She began crying uncontrollably and said, "I-I tried to stop them Zack...but they...they..." Cliff held her in his arms and said, "Who were they Jess?" Jess ignored Cliff's question and looked into my eyes. My heart sank again from the look of absolute terror she had in her eyes. My eyes began to flood, but I held it back as best I could. She spoke through intense sobs, "Th...they...fed her to their wolves..."

I hit my knees and felt lifeless. I hung my head and sat in shock for a while before I heard Cliff saying, "Jess...baby! Baby! No don't die on me! Jess!" Jessica opened her eyes one final time and whispered, "They were Magi...." She died in Cliffs arms. I felt like my body was on auto-pilot and it was running through the village out of my control. I felt lifeless as I searched for my sister and her family. I opened the door to an underground shelter that was in the village and could see pools of blood in the floor. I swung the door open wide and the darkness in the room vanished as the sunlight entered. I saw my sister, dead, still clutching my niece in her arms. My eyes began to pour tears as I rolled her over to check Jaden (my niece). Jaden let out a loud cry. I picked her up and found that she was unharmed. She continued to cry and yelled, "Mamma" a couple of time as we exited the building. I returned to Cliff, who had covered Jess' body with a blanket. I looked at him and said, "What are we going to do?" He looked up at me and said, "We are going to kill them all. Every Magi." We both grabbed the supplies we could find (that weren't burnt) and headed into the woods. I grabbed a blanket to wrap Jaden in, a sword, a couple daggers/knives, and I changed into a black hooded cloak.

We walked for a while through the woods and I could feel someone watching us. Finally, I told Cliff to hold Jaden. I then took off running and jumped over a pile of brush to our right. I was suddenly frozen in mid-air. An old man with a wooden staff held high, walked out from behind a nearby tree. He lowered the staff and I fell to the ground. I quickly jumped up and pointed my sword at him. He smiled and said, "There aren't many I can say this too, but I am not your enemy." He then told me and Cliff that he had felt the tragedy and the loss of life from deep within his heart and he came to investigate. He told us that the "High Court" were the ones responsible. Cliff replied, "I thought the Magi were extinct...when did the High Court fade to dark?" The wizard (who was called Juppo) told us that the Magi were resurrected with a new power called lucidity. He then looked directly at me. I immediately performed a RC and realized I was definately dreaming.

A huge relief came over me (though with the bizarre setting and circumstance, I laughed a bit to myself at how upset I had gotten earlier). I thought this dream plot was way too "juicy" to pass up. Juppo looked at me, smiled, and said, "Yes...you too have the gift known as lucidity. You two will bring order and justice back to our lands. You two have been chosen by the gods." Juppo whistled and two jet black horses came trotting up to us from out of the shadows. Juppo spoke, "Aggro and Therron may be of assistance to you." I mounted Aggro and Cliff took Therron. Juppo offered to deliver my niece to a neaby family that would take very good care of her. Even being lucid, I was a bit hesitant to hand her over. I looked into Juppo's eyes and saw nothing but kindness, so I handed her over and said, "If anything happens to her, you'll suffer a fate worse than death." Juppo smiled and said, "She will be treated like a queen...I assure you. He then said he would come find us in the near future. We then took off riding through the woods. After a short time, the horses sprouted large black wings and took flight. I told Cliff to lead the way (as I didn't know where to go next). I followed him as we flew over some unbelievable landscape. The views were absolutely amazing. I saw a castle up ahead and as we closed in on it, the dream began to fade. I immediately prepared to DEILD....

March 24, 2010
Lucid Dream 169: The Lucid Epic Part 2, Revenge!
DEILD

Category - Action


My previous dream faded and I prepared to DEILD. After a smooth transition back into the dream state, I was now standing in front of the large castle from before. Cliff was sitting off to the side, sharpening his blade. He seemed to be on the verge of tears. After a few silent moments, he stood up and said, "This is the Duke of Nollande, Allar Hatten's castle. Juppo says that he has been training Magi." I looked back at the castle and said, "Lets f*** 'em up!" Cliff took flight and I followed suite. We landed on the right look-out tower. I slit the guards throat as Cliff headed down the stairs into the tower. I followed him and watched as Cliff set the next two guards on fire with his hands.

We made our way down the tower and to the ground level of the castle. We were met by a group of knights (about 10 of them). One of the knights stepped forward and began to speak, "Surrender to us now, or rot within these walls." I smiled and Cliff's hands burst into flame. I looked over at him and he had a psychotic look in his eyes. The knight spoke again, "Don't think that your black magic can defeat us. We have been..." I quickly threw my sword and impaled the talking knight between the eyes. He died instantly and fell to the ground. I then flew forward and ripped my sword from the knights face and began slicing up the others. I saw balls of flame flying by me in my peripheral vision. Several knights were set ablaze and let out loud screams of agony. Cliff finished off the last knight by ripping his heart from his chest with his flaming hands. We took off down the long hallway and entered a large centrally located courtyard.

Cliff began setting the outside area ablaze with his fireballs. I held my arms into the air and began some dark magic chanting (can't remember the chant, but I'm sure it was nonsense, lol.) The sky suddenly grew dark and sinister. I then began controlling the lightning from the sky with my hand motions. I struck the castle walls around me, causing the inner quarters to be exposed. Cliff then launched fireball after fireball into the interior of the castle. Many guards/knights/servants attempted to resist us, but they were either torched by Cliff or struck dead by my lightning. After a while, nearly the entire castle was burning and in ruin. Dead bodies littered the courtyard and me and Cliff took off toward the Duke's quarters (the only part of the castle that was still navigable).

When we arrived, the Duke's door was locked, so I kicked it in. We found the Duke cowering in the corner like a pussy. I flash stepped (disappeared and reappeared) in front of the Duke and grabbed him by the throat. I then slammed him against a lighting fixture that was mounted to the wall. It impaled him through his shoulder, but he was still very much alive. Cliff looked at me and said, "For Ingram Village!" I then looked at the Duke and said, "This is going to be very, very painfull for you. In fact, I don't want you to even see what we are doing to you." I pulled out my dagger and cut out the Duke's eyes. The Duke screamed and howled in pain. He then began to beg, "Please...please...what do you want to know? I'll tell you everything! Just please don't kill me." Cliff spat into the Dukes mouth and said, "Shut the f*** up! Unfortunately for you, we don't want to know anything. We are here for one purpose....to KILL!" He began sobbing heavy and his eyes sockets were blackened and bleeding profusely.

Cliff stabbed the Duke in the thigh and began slowly twisting the blade. I took my dagger cut off his fingers. He was screaming in pain as me and Cliff carved a "C" and a "Z" in his chest. I then separated his head from his shoulders. I grabbed the head and Cliff grabbed the body. We then flew out of the castle back to the front door. I grabbed a spear from a dead guard and planted it into the ground. I jammed the duke's head on the spear and Cliff speared the Duke's carved up body into the front door. I looked at Cliff and said, "Whistle for the horses." He whistled and they teleported from out of the shadows. We mounted the horses and I asked, "Who is next?" Cliff replied, "Nah, I want them to find the castle and panic. Lets go to town and hit up a tavern!" I told him to lead the way. He took flight and I followed him. We flew for a while before we approached a small town. We landed and there were several guards stationed at the entrance to the town.

They stopped us as we tried to enter and said, "We need to see your papers!" I looked at them and asked, "What do you mean?" The guard looked annoyed and said, "Your f***ing identification papers!" I didn't hesitate...I pulled out my sword and cut one of the guards head clean from his shoulders. The other guard reached for his sword, but Cliff was much too fast for him. Cliff stabbed/impaled the guard with his hand. The guard coughed up some blood as Cliff smiled psychotically. The guard burst into flames from the inside. We then proceed into the town, but not before picking up the first guards head and carrying it with us. We walked up to the tavern/bar and entered.

There were many people in the small buliding and there was some folk music playing. I reached in my pocket and pulled out a blunt. We fired it up and Cliff pointed ahead and said, "Dibbs!" I looked where he pointed and there was a very sexy dancer/gypsy. I scanned the room until I found my prospect. It was a young waitress (couldn't have been older than 17 or 18). I pointed her out to Cliff and he replied, "Nice choice...what do you say we trade after we are done?" I agreed. We then took the two girls up stairs and into a room with two beds. I f***ed the waitress as Cliff f***ed the gypsy in the other bed. After a little bit, we switched girls and I railed the gypsy. Cliff said he was going to go ask around and get some information on our next target. When he left, I took both girls and started having a very hot 3-way. During this "encounter" the dream became unstabile and I allowed myself to wake up (so I wouldn't forget anything).

March 27, 2010
Lucid Dream 170: The Lucid Epic Part 3, Dragon Riders
around 1:00pm
WILD

Category - Action/Exploration


I laid down for a quick nap and entered SP. After some brief HI, I transitioned into the dream state. I got out of bed and took flight. I crashed through my window and flew off toward the horizon. I decided that I wanted to continue the plot from my last two dreams. I flew in search of familiar (or related setting). I flew until I approached a small village. I noticed there were flashes/bursts of colorful flames down below. I flew down to check it out. I saw Cliff standing in front of a defenseless old woman. She was begging for her life. Cliff had a crazed look in his eye as he held his hand above his head. It suddenly caught fire and with one swift motion, the old lady was being torched alive. I walked up to Cliff and improvized a few lines (to cover up some plot holes, lol).

I spoke, "I woke up and saw you were gone. I asked around and heard there was a massacre going on in the next town. Whats going on man?" He was breathing heavily and responded, "They were harboring military from the magi division. I asked them to hand them over quietly, but they refused." We paused for a moment and he spoke again, "If you don't feel comfortable you can..." I broke him off half way and said, "Quick some of them are getting away!" He looked in the direction that I was pointing. There were some villagers trying to run for the forest. We took flight and hunted them down like animals. We hunted nearly everyone in town, but let a few survivors escape (so they could tell the tale). I asked Cliff what the next target was. He told me that the head of the magi's brother owned a large castle nearby. I told him that I had an idea for a little extra fun. I suggested that we should find a cave and tame a couple of dragons. Take them to the castle and wreck some havoc. I asked him if he knew a good cave nearby and he responded, "I know this land better than anyone don't I? Of course I know a good dragon cave!" I then followed his lead.

We soon came upon a large sinister looking cave. I could hear the heavy breathing coming from within the cave. We walked in and down a long dark passageway. Soon we came upon one sleeping dragon and another was perched high in the cave looking around. Cliff looked at me and said, "So, do you have a plan?" I responded, "Yep." I then took off running toward the dragons and singing to the top of my lungs, "Zip-a-dee-do-dah zip-a-dee-day, my oh my, what a wonderful day..." The two dragons quickly became aware of our presence. I heard Cliff shout, "You crazy f***!" I laughed and took flight. I soared around the dragons singing "Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah" as they blew fire in attempts to scorch me. I just f***ed with them for a while. I flew around, punched their noses, and dodged their viscious snapping jaws. Cliff had now mounted one of the dragons, but it didn't like it at all. He struggled to stay on the dragon's back as it flailed around like a fish out of water. I mounted the other dragon and used my telepathy to seduce the dragon into a tranquil state (jedi mind tricks, lol).

I then spoke to the dragon with telepathy...I said, "We are here not to cause you harm, but to unleash your inner self. We want your assistance in destroying a nearby castle." The dragon spoke back (with telepathy). Its voice sounded exactly like Bowser's from the old Super Mario Bros. Show. He said, "Why would we assist you?" I replied, "If you help us, you will get to live. Not to mention, an entire castle full of all the human meat your stomach can hold." The dragon responded, "There is a reason we don't just go attacking castles. What makes you thin we will succeed?" I told him that he had never met something with as much power as us. The dragon laughed and told me that if I provided him with proof of our power, they would assist us. I smiled and placed the dragon under a full body paralysis. I then flew over to Cliff's dragon, pulled out my sword, and cut the dragon's head clean off. The other dragon cursed and yelled roared at me. He couldn't move due to the paralysis and he cursed me for it. I told him to shut the f*** up and watch. I then nodded at Cliff. We both placed our hands on the dragon and a white light flashed and lit up the cavern. After our eyes adjusted back from the sudden flash, the dragons head was once agian attached and he was alive.

I turned to my dragon and said, "If you have ever saw someone bring back the dead, I'll kiss your ugly dragon ass." He laughed and agreed to come with us. I named my dragon Yoshi (imagine that). Cliff's was named Carmelo (he named it, lol). Anyway, we mounted the dragons and flew out of the cave and toward the castle. As we approached the castle, I began my nonsense chant. The sky grew dark and the clouds swirled above the castle. Cliff looked up and said, "Tornadoes today huh? Nice!" I summoned several tornadoes that formed in the clouds above. I sent them through the castle as we attacked on our dragons. The scene was complete chaos and all around f***ing awesome! There were tornadoes tearing through the castle as our dragons blew massive streams of fire and slammed into parts of the castle. I told the dragon to keep causing destruction as I "prepared" him some food. I jumped off the dragon and fell 100 feet or more, into the interior of the castle. I could hear the crashing and thunderous booms as I ran through the hall of the castle. The residents inside were panic-stricken. I began to slay anyone who stepped in my path.

Finally, I had reached the royal quarters. I busted down the door and met, to my surprise, Hugh Jackman. He was dressed in clothes fit for royalty. He spoke and said, "Who the hell are you people?" I replied, "Just a couple of survivors from Ingram Village." Hugh laughed and spoke again, "Ah, I see. I had alot of fun at Ingram Village. I suppose some of the blood still on this sword belongs to your relatives." I immediately flash stepped and impaled Hugh in the stomach. He coughed up blood and whispered, "My brother Clovis will stop you. If your only fuelis revenge, you will most certainly fail." I replied, "Really? It hasn't slowed us down yet! I then lifted Hugh into the air with my sword and took flight. I flew back outside and landed in front of my dragon. Hugh laughed and said, "Nice pet!" I then thrust my sword in a uppercut motion an dlaunched Hugh into the air. Yoshi caught him in his mouth and held him there for a moment. I used my telepathy and said, "Chew him very slowly. I want him to feel as much of it as possible." Yoshi slowly began to bite down and blood sprayed from the dragons mouth. Hugh screamed in agony, before going silent. An arm fell out of the dragons mouth and landed at my feet.

Cliff and Carmelo touched down and I saw Cliff was smiling again. He spoke from atop his dragon, "Was that him?" I replied, "Yeah...how you feeling man?" He replied, "It gets easier each time I see something like that." He pointed toward Yoshi's mouth and Hughs remains (which now only consisted of ridiculous amounts of blood. We flew the dragons back to the nearby wooded area and decided to set up camp. Cliff used his telekinetic powers to create a tent. I told Cliff that I was going to go perform the Task of the Month while he rested. I then mounted Yoshi and we flew through the forest. I tried to imagine a forest of truffula trees, but it wasn't working. I got an idea, so I guided Yoshi back down to the ground. I hopped off of him and began searching for some "magic" mushrooms. After I found some brilliant blue and orange colored mushrooms, I quickly choked them down (they tasted horrible...just like in waking life, lol). Slowly my vision began to brighten, until I was surrounded by a bright, vivid, anime style forest. I walked back to Yoshi and noticed that the entire environment was now anime/cartoon style. I mounted Yoshi (who was also now a cartoon) and we took flight. I imagined truffula trees and soon saw one. I then saw another...and another...and pretty soon the whole forest was now truffula trees. The trees were all bobbing back and forth and appeared to be dancing. I saw many strange animals (that may or may not have been Dr. Suess characters). During my flight through this trippy forest, I awoke from my dream.

Oh my god dude, the "I smell burning bitches" part literally made me laugh my ass off. I fucking love your dreams man.

Originally Posted by XeL

Oh my god dude, the "I smell burning bitches" part literally made me laugh my ass off. I fucking love your dreams man.

Lol, if you only knew the guy, it would be even funnier! Glad you are enjoying them !

March 29, 2010
Lucid Dream 171: Running of the Birds
around 10:00am
DILD

Category - Action/Horror


Me, Cliff and JT are on a road trip. We are driving to some football game. Me and JT are taking shots of Vodka and Cliff (the driver) is drinking a coke and rum. We are all getting pretty drunk and I pull out a blunt and light it up. We passed it around for a bit and Cliff then pulls into a rest stop because he has to use the bathroom. We are the only car in the lot and I get out and walk into the bathroom. I see Cliff backed against the wall and a pretty buff guy yelling at him. He yelled, "You little fucking bastard! What did you say to me!?!" Cliff was staying calm and tried to tell the guy that he was drunk and he was just singing a song. I then spoke, "Hey, whats your problem guy?" The man turned around and said, "I don't think this is any of your f***ing business! Leave before I kick your ass!" He pointed his finger in my face and I immediately grabbed it, broke it, and then punched the guy as hard as I could. He staggered, and Cliff punched him in the back of the head. The guy fell to the ground and reached for his belt. Cliff immediately pulled out a pistol and shot the man in the head.

I thought to myself, "Oh shit." I managed to stay calm and immediately began trying to think of a way to get out of this situation. I looked in the guys hand and saw he was holding a badge. It was a police badge. My heart sunk into my stomach, and I looked at Cliff and said, "Dude. He was a cop." At that time JT came in and I briefly explained what happened. JT started freaking out saying, "Oh shit, oh shit! We are going to prison. We are fucked!" I was thinking hard and the only thing I could think of, was to hide the body." Cliff looked at me and said, "I f***ed up man. What am I going to do?" I told him that I was with him all the way and we would figure something out. I told them to make sure that they didn't get any blood on their clothes. I then went out to the car and got some trashbags. I carefully wrapped his head with the trashbag and dragged him out of the bathroom. When we got outside, there was a woman standing there. She saw the body and screamed! I heard a couple shots and saw the woman drop.

I thought to myself, "Oh my god, we are f***ed!" Before I could think of what to do now, I heard a police siren in the distance. I looked at JT and Cliff and said, "We gotta get the f*** out of here!" We ran and jumped in the car and took off. I was driving and kept thinking, "I can't believe that just happened!" JT was freaking out in the back and Cliff calmly looked back at him and said, "What is wrong with you? We kill people in our dreams all the time." I thought out loud, "Oh thank god!" I then performed a RC to confirm the good news.

I slammed the breaks and whipped the car around in the other direction. I drove back to the rest stop and saw the cop cars all parked there. I pulled in and got out of the car. I looked toward the bathroom entrance and saw three cops riding ostriches. They were gathered around the dead body and the Ostriches were eating the body. I walked up and said, "Whats going on here?" The cops turned their heads and their faces were deformed and decaying. It scared me at first. The cop spoke with a thick southern accent, "Ya'll responsible for this here body?" I was surprised by his voice, but told him that we were. He replied, "Well our ostriches sure do appreciate it. They've been eating curry chicken for the passed few weeks. Ter be honest...its been give'n them the shits! We Death Bringers were getting tired of scooping that bird shit every five god dang minutes!" The ostriches had blood pouring from their mouths and I noticed that had some vicious teeth. I got an idea and I then challenged the death bringers to an ostrich joust (idea from the NES game "Joust"). They laughed and said, "Son we have been jousting these here ostriches since Moby Dick was a tadpole!" I asked them where the spare ostriches were and they told me they kept them in the trunk.

I went up to the police car and popped the trunk. Twenty or more ostriches jumped out of the trunk and started running around like crazy. I mounted one and road down to the death bringers. JT and Cliff joined me on their ostriches. One of the death bringers spoke, "Ok, if one of us win...we get to devour your souls. What do you want if you guys win? You can choose anything in the world." I tried to think of something good we could get for winning when Cliff suddenly burst out, "If we win, we get fried ice cream!" I looked at him and said, "What? Everything in the world and you want fried ice cream?" He replied, "What...I got the munchies. Besides, fried ice cream is f***ing awesome!" I thought about it for a second and said, "Yeah fried ice cream IS very good...Ok! Fried Ice cream it is!" We then began the joust/race. We were racing through the woods and it was much like a demolition race. We were all on ostriches and were holding lances. The ostriches knew where to go and I just kept smacking the death bringers with my lance. I concentrated and lit my lance on fire (with my mind). I then stabbed one of the ostriches with my lance. It burst into flame and the death bringer let out an evil shriek and fell off. I then pulled the reigns on my ostrich and it took flight. I was zooming through the air when I felt the dream fading. I awoke shortly after.

I laughed so hard I teared up at the fried ice cream!

Your dreams are so insane, but they make sense in their world. Do you think your friends in your dreams are real people, or DC's?
Your dreams would make cool comics, man. You must be a funny mofo, because your dreams are hilarious.

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

I laughed so hard I teared up at the fried ice cream!

Your dreams are so insane, but they make sense in their world. Do you think your friends in your dreams are real people, or DC's?
Your dreams would make cool comics, man. You must be a funny mofo, because your dreams are hilarious.

Hmm...I have asked my friends about them, but they all have terrible recall. None of them practice LDing, but have had LDs before. Its possible, but its also just as likely that they are DCs and act real because I often treat them like they are real. I'm glad your enjoying them and I must admit, I've never had much trouble getting laughs .

Due to some personal/family issues amongst other things, I haven't been online much at all. I'm going to be away for a few months (at the least...hopefully not too much longer). I'm stepping down as a dream guide as well. Hopefully, when I return, I'll be able to join the DGs once again. Thanks to everyone who reads (or has read) my DJ and hopefully it won't be too long before I return...strong as ever. Good Luck everyone!