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April 15, 2009
Dream Fragment
All I can remember is my dad asking me to go play golf somewhere, and I told him I already had plans to go downtown with my friends. He then told me to blow them off, and I told him I couldn't blow off my brothers. He then got mad and told me I had a real brother who I should be spending more time with.
April 16, 2009
Drank some this night and can't remember my dreams :(
April 17, 2009
Lucid Dream 35: City Slicker
around 3:30am
DILD
Category - Exploration
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...kyscrapers.jpg
I was at a party in an unfamiliar building. Me and JT where sitting at a circular table taking shots of vodka. Cliff walked over and showed me a nice sized blunt. I got up, then me, Cliff, Mike B, and Mike K walked outside and passed the blunt around.
Once it we were nearly through, a girl named Kairi, walked outside with a serving platter and asked us if we wanted to try the "squingion" (squin-g-un). I refused the offer as the squingion resembled raw oysters. She apparently was a waitress for the party. I was pretty high and I began to think, parties like this don't have waitresses and I became lucid. My "high" was immediately forgotten and I did a quick nose check RC just because I like the feeling.
I walked back inside the party and saw a large foldable table filled with plates of orange butterscotch fudge. At least that is what the sign on the table said. I walked over and grabbed one and tasted it. It tasted like peanut butter fudge, lol. After eating a few I walked back outside and attempted to take flight.
For some reason I just couldn't stay in flight. I kept jumping really high and falling back down, like a newbie, lol. This is the first time I've struggled flying (apart from object obstructions) since I learned how. I felt a little frustrated, but figured it best not to worry about it. I looked around and noticed I was in a crowded big city street (could've been New York). I leapt to the top of the nearest skyscraper, barely making it to the top. I grabbed the edge and pulled myself up. I hopped across a couple of skyscrapers and then attempted to leap off of one and take flight. I was unsuccessful and fell to the street below. Enjoying the fall, I forgot about my failed flight attempt and glanced at my surroundings.
A truck drove by me rather closely, so I latched onto the bumper and began "skating" on the road in my tennis shoes. My shoes began to smoke and I could smell the burning rubber. The truck picked up speed and I began alternating feet in a walking/skating/gliding motion. I thought to myself, "This shall be called, shoe surfing!", lol. I let go and skid to a stop just outside of a large building.
I walked inside and noticed there was a beauty pagent going on. I saw my uncle, Donald, sitting in the crowd. I walked up to him and asked him how his dream was going. He said he walked in here to see what was going on and I told him that my mom and sister was hosting a beauty pagent. He had two very hot females under each of his arms. I noticed he was wearing a pin stripe suit and a mobster style top hat. I suddenly felt my body waking up.
I immediately attempted to DEILD, but it wasn't working. I was just laying there with my eyes closed in darkness and I couldn't slip into my DEILD. I thought, "This is the first time a DEILD hasn't worked for me. I sat up and immediately felt a dream-like sensation come over my body. I knew I was still dreaming. I did a quick nose plug RC to confirm my suspicions. I chuckled at myself and said out loud, "Come on mind, your gonna have to do better than that! I'm the king of False Awakenings!", lol. I got a bit carried away in my excitement.
I ran outside and focused on making it daylight. Slowly the environment brightened and I noticed I was back in the city. I leapt on top of a smaller building and there were a few DC's hanging out on the roof. I decided to try and make me and my environment animated/cartoon. I closed my dream eyes and opened them again. I noticed the sky had changed to a different shade of blue and the DCs were wearing different clothes than before. I tried again, but this time a few shadows had changed position and the DCs once again had different clothing on. I then began to feel my body again and awoke from my dream. I knew I was awake this time, but a did a quick RC anyway. I was correct.
False Awakening Conquered
Successful Reality Check: Held Nose RC
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April 18, 2009
My Birthday!
I, of course, drank on my birthday and couldn't recall any dreams. I turned 21! I went to Pittsburgh with my dad and watched the Braves play the Pirates. I'm a Braves fan. My birthday gift turned out to be a 10-0 loss, lol. However, I also watched them win 11-1 on the 19th, so it was all good! Just got back and ready to hit up some bars! Won't have to sneak drinks or con the bartenders anymore, lol.
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April 19, 2009
Lucid Dream 36: The Wrong Yoshi
around 10:00pm
DILD
Category - WTF
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...%202/yoshi.jpg
I was riding in the car with a very hot female I didn't recognize. Cliff was driving and Mike B was riding shotgun. I was talking to her trying not to be too forward. I suddenly, for no reason, realized I was dreaming. It was weird. I slowly realized I was dreaming. Like I first thought it, then suggested it, then realized it, then believed it, then tested it.
No one in the car believed me, so I crawled up onto the dashboard and melted my way through the windshield. They all seemed impressed, so I melted back through and Cliff said, "Yep, we are dreaming again." I melted back through and leapt off the car. I noticed I was standing in the yard of my old Rich Creek house. I decided to look for, and ride, Yoshi! Been wanting to do this for a while, but haven't attempted it yet.
I took off running through the yard and called out, "Yoshi! Yoshi!" I looked for a bit, but couldn't find him. I decided to look around the building, look away, picture Yoshi, and look back. Instead of Yoshi, I saw a very hot female with obvious Native American decent. I walked up and asked her what her name was. She said, "My name? Yoshi." I chuckled to myself and figured, what the hell. I took her by the hand and we walked around the building. I began kissing her neck and we slowly lowered to the ground. I went down on her, but I awoke shortly after.
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April 20, 2009
Normal Dream 72: Club Prep
around 8:00am
Category - Normal
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...r-dsc01149.jpg
Me, Cliff, and JT were standing at an old redneck bar with actor, David Koechner. We had just finished a buisness discussion and David turned to his customers, which consisted of cliche "town drunks" and said, "Guys these men behind me and myself, have been discussing the future of the bar. We have decided that in todays economy the bar has and will continue to struggle. We have decided to appeal to the consumer and create a night club." One of the town drunks said, "But, this is our place. It won't be the same. Where are we going to go now?" I started telling them that there are plenty of regular bars downtown and they would have no problem finding somewhere else. We told them this would be their last drinks before the bar transformed into a night club. Many of the old men got mad and stormed out. A few even began to cry. They finally they all left and we began working on preparations for the building.
I was walking around the building envisioning my plan for the club and David Koechner told me he was going to set-up our network connections for the building. Cliff walked in and told me how bad the backyard was. I walked outside and there was a thick grass/moss in the yard. I took one step and sunk into the ground. My leg was cut on many rocks as it fell through the moss. David came out and told me there were many caves and jagged rocks that made up the back yard. He said, one time a rock impaled his foot when he was taking out the trash. I awoke shortly after.
April 20, 2009
Normal Dream 73: Border Bound
around 11:00am
Category - Party/Adventure
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...vmotorhome.jpg
Me, Deej, JT, my cousins Megan & Ian, and Brittany F, all decided to take a road trip to Mexico! We had a large RV and decided to all ride down and party the whole way down. We were all packed and ready to head out whenever my brother had snuck on the bus. Me and him got into an argument because I didn't want to be responsible for his ridiculous actions. He pulled a shovel on me, then a hammer, and then a garden pick. I got him into a headlock and told him not to ever pull a weapon on me again and then I let him go. I awoke shortly after.
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April 21, 2009
Dream Fragment
Don't remember much. I was running through large field looking for a sacred manual, lol.
April 22, 2009
Got drunk couldn't remember anything
April 23, 2009
Lucid Dream 37: Cloud Travel
around 8:00am
DILD
Category - Exploration
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d.../cloud_car.jpg
I can't remember what I was doing before I came lucid. I became lucid in an unfamiliar building. I ran through the nearest wall and I ended up in a very similar looking room as before. I kept running through walls, but I just kept entering the same room. Finally, I saw window in one of the walls, so I jumped out. It was dark outside, so I decided try and brighten things up a bit. Unfortunately, I could only get half of the sky to turn to daylight. It was pretty cool looking. I remembered the task of the month, so I looked and saw some clouds in the daylight portion of the sky.
I took flight and as I closed in on a cloud it slowly began moving away from me. Once I was within arms reach it took off and disappeared into the night portion of the sky. I attempted this a couple more times with the same resultss. I got a bit frustrated as I looked for more clouds. Suddenly many clouds appeared in the sky. Every few seconds one of the clouds would sweep across the ground and form into a cloud car and drive off. The cloud cars resembled many different makes of vehicles, but they were all white, soft, and pillowy.
I was now in a large, relatively empty parking lot. I decided to try and hop on one of the cloud cars whenever it swept across the lot. I missed a few times and finally hopped in the bed of a cloud truck. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a cloud shaped like a dodge viper (my favorite car). I jumped off the truck and flew toward the viper. It took off out of the parking lot and I followed it. We were now speeding down a city street.
It turned down a different street and I quickly shifted my body weight and barely made the turn. I zoomed ahead kicked off of a nearby building to get an extra boost of speed, and landed on the cloud viper. I opened the door and the cloud began swerving violently, trying to knock me off. I barely held on and swung myself into the cloud viper. It instantly stopped and I had full control.
The inside of the car was white leather and had small cloud symbols scattered throughout. The seat felt so soft, I could barley tell there was a seat at all. There was no steering wheel, so I controlled the car with my mind/thoughts. I wanted to break this baby open so I headed for a nearby straight stretch. There was thick congestion of cars just before the straight stretch. I decided to just ram into them. I punched the gas pedal (which was a struggle to reach sometimes, lol. It seemed like it kept changing distances from me). I rammed through the cars creating a large pile up. My cloud car just reformed and repaired itself as I turned onto the straight stretch. I punched the gas and began speeding down the straight stretch.
Somewhere along this straight stretch I lost my lucidity. I parked my cloud car in a nearby parking lot and as soon as I got out it evaporated into thin air. The next thing I remember is being naked and wrapping a blanket around myself. I then walked up to a group of people. I was outside in a different parking lot than before. I saw JT, Brian L, Rack, Chris R, Brandon and some other guys I didn't recognize. I bummed a cigarette off JT and then Me, JT, Chris, and Brian had a smoke.
We were all talking when a cop walks up and tells us all to put our hands behind our heads. I said, "Umm, what exactly did we do?" He said, "Those three kids are underage and one of you gave them cigarettes." I said, "I didn't give them anything, I'm naked for gods sake!" I argued with him and he said I would still have to stop by the station for a statement. The dream then skipped ahead.
I was in high school and I was returning from the principals office. I opened a door and broke the handle. I was trying to put the handle back together and fix the door, whenever a very hot teacher bent over in front of me. She was wearing a skirt and nothing else. I can't remember anything else.
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April 24, 2009
Normal Dream 74: Party at Sea
around 5:00am
Category - Party/Substance
http://www.cruisecritic.com/images/r...s/clipyork.jpg
I had some pretty good recall on this dream
I was on a party/casino cruise ship. It was small for a cruise ship, about 5 floors. The bottom 3 floors were the guests rooms and I never visited them. The 4th floor was a large club on one end and a large casino on the other (they were both openly connected by a lounge). The 5th was the top deck (the deck outside on the top of the ship) it had a couple bars and a large oddly shaped swimming pool.
I was in the club dancing and I was pretty drunk. I saw and began dancing with M.A. We danced for a while and then we went and bought drinks and sat down and talked for a few minutes. She said she was going to find Cortni and she would talk to me later. As I was leaving the club and heading for the casino a slow song started playing in the club (it reminded me of a song that would be played at an elementary school dance, lol). I looked to my left and saw my Ex-girlfriend walk by laughing at me and said, "You left me a cigarette!" I couldn't imagine wtf she was talking about, so I just ignored it and headed for the casino.
I walked into the casino and saw Deej playing some slot machines. I sat down beside him and said, "Oh s***, slot machines! Now I know I'm going to spend all my money on this trip!" M.A. then walked in and sat down beside me and started playing the slot machines too. Me and Deej were losing all our money and M.A. had hit triple 7's and her machine dropped dollar coins for about 30 minutes. I walked up with her to cash out her coins and the cashier was an asian lady. Cortni walked up and said, "Wow, M.A. how much have you won!" M.A. said, "Well I actually have lost some on the night!" Cortni then asked her if she had spent all the money in the locker. M.A. told Cortni that me and her had looked for it, but we couldn't find it. Cortni told us it was locker number 7, and M.A. asked me if we had looked in 7. I told her, "I can't remember what we did." She said, "Yeah I know I'm so drunk, and you are high and drunk!" The asian cashier then said, "That is the best way to be. BOTH!"
M.A. then walked over to the bar and she bought me, herself, and Deej about 10 rounds of shots and we were all toasted already. Us three walked/stumbled over to the craps table and decided to try our luck there. It was like a craps table, mixed with a put-put course, mixed with a shuffleboard playing surface, lol. Random objects littered the table and people watching placed bets on the dice number, but the shooter placed bets on the numbered area that their dice landed (kind of like shuffleboad, but with random obstructions like put-put). The shooter also tossed a quarter down the table (not sure of the true reason for this).
Anyway, M.A. went first and told me she never loses at this. I told her if she does, she owes me a kiss. She smiled and shouted "77" as she tossed the dice. They bounced off the random cones, legos, and other outrageous obstructions and both landed on the 7 square. The worker shouted "DOUBLE!" and the crowd around us cheered. She then eyeballed the table for a few moments as everyone got quiet. She flipped the quarter down the table until it began spinning on a red bulls-eye. It stopped, but stayed standing up on its side. The crowd all gasped in amazement. The worker carefully placed a shot glass upside down over top of it. He then shouted, "BIG RED!" Everyone in the casino crowded around the table and watched in amazement. The worker handed M.A. another quarter and she eyeballed the table once more. She then called her shot and tossed the quarter. Like she had predicted it hit the shot glass, sliding it forward over a blue bulls-eye and the quarter inside fell flat on it. Meanwhile, the thrown quarter bounced off the side wall and fell flat back onto the red bulls-eye. Everyone cheered and the worker said, "WE HAVE A WINNER!" She won free drinks all night and triple her bet. (seems like she should've won about 10 million for that crazy s***, lol) She whispered to me, "I think I'll take that kiss anyway!"
I took her hand and we walked to the V.I.P. lounge in the club area and lit up a blunt. I inhaled the first hit and then we locked lips and I blew it into her mouth. We did this for a while until we were both fried. We got up and walked outside, Cortni, Kara, Meg H, walked over and told M.A. it was time to head back down to the rooms. M.A. said, "No, I don't wanna go there now!", slurring every word. I gave her a kiss goodnight and she told me that we should go have lunch together tomorrow and she wrote her number on my hand. It was surprisingly legible.
I then walked to the top deck and me, Mike B, Diddy, and Jon B lit up some cigs. We were talking and the scenery had changed behind us. We were on a awesome dock that was overhanging a large body of water. The sunset in the background was crazy beautiful and we and Brandon and Mike B went to get the photographer to take a picture of it. They came running back a few moments later with a laugh on their face and a large camera in hand. I said, "Where is the camera man?" Brandon said, "We had to kick his a**." I said, "What!" Mike said, "He was being a c***sucker!" I awoke shortly after.
April 24, 2009
Lucid Dream 38: Mind Games
around 7:00am
DILD
Category - WTF
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_8...5731NKpmo2.jpg
I was at my friend Cliff's house and I was pretty tired, so I laid down and attempted to WILD. I was starting to feel some SP whenever two guys walked into the room. I was startled and sat up. They asked me who I was and I replied, "I'm Cliffs friend, who are you guys?" They told me they were Cliff's roomates. I thought, WTF, but I was too tired to asked them anything else. I laid back down on the couch and attempted to WILD once more. I finally began slipping into my WILD. I began to see some pretty crazy HI. There were snowflakes forming into weird looking monsters. I then was looking at my own body and it looked like I was choking to death. I thought, "It is just an illusion you are fine stay calm and don't lose the WILD."
I finally sat up and did a quick nose pinch RC. I was indeed ready to explore. I looked at the two guys who were now asleep, but we were in my house now. I then proceeded out my back door. I immediately remembered the task of the year and decided to go find the Colossus of Rhodes. I looked around and it was daytime and everything seemed normal, so I decided to run to my neighbors house. I walked up to their door and tried to imagine the ancient city of Rhodes as I opened the door. A blinding light flashed and I awoke from my dream. I did a nose pinch RC, but I was awake :( I thought, "Why in the hell was my WILD so short?" I looked around and noticed I was back in my room. I immediately laughed and said, "WTF!" I realized that the entire time I was at Cliff's house was all part of the dream, lol! Dreaming about WILDing, I guess I have to call this a DILD, lol.
April 24, 2009
Lucid Dream 39: Murder With a Side of Sex
around 9:00am
DILD
Category - Action/Romance
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/me...s&guy-9816.jpg
I was in my living room talking to JT and 3 other random people. I then realized I didn't know the other people and they were in my house. I became lucid! I performed a quick nose pinch RC and confirmed my suspicions. I decided to kill off the random DC's. I grabbed a knife and slit two of 'ems throats and then stabbed the other guy in the heart. I turned and JT looked scared. I said, "Do you trust me?" He said, "Yeah, I think so." I then threw the knife and it stuck in his head. I ripped the knife out in a lateral slicing motion, cutting JT's head open. I removed his brain and then healed him with my mind. He sat up and said, "OMG is that my brain!" I then said, "JT, what did I tell you about lucid dreaming. Can you live without a brain in real life?" He said, "No." I then replied, "In a lucid dream you can!" He then smiled and told me he was going to go explore some. I told him bye and then healed all the other DCs who looked startled and confused. I didn't feel like explaining, so I left and flew out a window.
I decided to fly to a nearby house and I ran inside. I found one of the girls I was looking for. She was in the bathtub with another girl I knew. *sexual content warning* I immediately stripped and jumped in the tub with them. One began giving me head and the other was stroking my leg and kissing all over me. We made our way out of the tub and the girl who was kissing me had now laid down and began performing oral on the other girl as she was squatting and giving me head! This was a pretty intense threesome. I bent one of the girls over and the other began masturbating beside us. I remember how wet and slippery we all were and it felt very nice. I capped it off with a facial for the both of them. I then flew outside completely naked and was trying to decide what to do next when I awoke. Best feeling sex I've ever had in a lucid!
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April 25, 2009
Only slept for an hour or so...
April 26, 2009
Got really drunk and really high, can't even remember what I did when I was awake, lol.
April 27, 2009
Lucid Dream 40: Colossal Search
around 5:30am
WILD
Category - Adventure
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...lskeletons.jpg
After a series of some strange, quick, slideshow-like dreams I awoke and decided to WILD. I stayed up for about 20 minutes and then laid down and began my WILD. I entered SP and began to hear some fairly intense screaming. It sounded like my brother and father were yelling at each other. I began to notice how unusually long my SP was lasting and then my body began to spend. After my body stopped spinning, I performed a nose pinch RC and it was, of course, successful.
I tried to sit up in my bed, but I couldn't. It felt like my body was still in SP. I could barely move my head, my arms moved fine, but my vision was extremely blurry. I saw my brother walk passed me and I attempted to speak, but I could barely talk. My voice was broken up and it was a struggle to speak. Finally, I just raised my arm into the air and he helped me up. I rubbed my hands together and stabilized my dream. I was shocked by not being able to leave my bed at first, but I didn't think too much about it.
I turned and saw my brother and another unfamiliar male glaring at me. I could tell they were mad at me, but I didn't really care why. My sliding glass door was nowhere to be found, so I decided to ram through the wall. I performed a shoulder ram, but I only made it halfway through. I looked back and saw my brother and the other guy sprinting toward me. I thought, "This will work." They rammed me through the rest of the wall and I was now outside.
It was extremely dark, so I rubbed my hands together and it turned into a normal night dream (like a full moon night looks, dark sky, but very visible surroundings). I began running down the road looking for a way to get to the Colossus of Rhodes. I saw a very large, old, condemned school building and decided to enter. I walked up to the door and imagined the ancient city of Rhodes. Water suddenly began leaking from under the door. I opened the door and saw a short sewer-like tunnel.
I walked down the tunnel which opened into a large circular room. There was a massive table in the middle of the room. The ceiling was extremely high and I could barely make out the roof. I leapt up on the end of the table and looked at my surroundings. I thought I was in another one of the Lucid Task of the Year places (but, it definately wasn't lol). I somehow knew exactly how to get through this room.
There was a weird, monsterous wolf/human roaming the floor below. It saw me, so I picked up a large bottle of liquor and tossed it high in the air at the wolf-man. It shattered right in front of the beast and apparently burned its eyes. I sprinted along the 20 foot high table and saw two skeletons sitting at the end. They were decked out in royalty, one had a crown and the others were wearing robes. They must have been giants. I slid on my knees picked up one of the knives laying on the table and stabbed the first skeleton's skull. I leapt over the King skeleton that was sitting on the end and stabbed him with a knife from the table as well. As I flew past the king I grabbed a large emerald stone from his grasp. Suddenly, I heard a deep rumbling noise and I looked toward the back of the room and saw a large stone rolling sideways, opening up a once hidden passageway. The skeletons came to life, but immediately slumped back over due to the knife wounds. I slide down the massive chair and landed on the stone floor below.
There was now an entire pack of wolves chasing me. I sprinted toward the door and kicked off the nearest wolf's face and got an extra burst of speed. I dove through the doorway just before the stone rolled back, closing the passageway. I laid there for a few moments and caught my breathe. Suddenly, four more wolves were over top of me and they began attacking. I woke up just as they bit into me. I should have went into a DEILD like I had planned, but I was too excited and had to write this one down.
April 27, 2009
Dream Fragment
around 7:00am
All I have wrote down in my notebook is, "In room, locked up with two spys. Were discussing our escape methods."
April 27, 2009
Normal Dream 75: Evil Creatures
around 8:30am
Category - Action
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...%202/94118.jpg
Me, Deej, Cliff, Ash, and Jess, were all traveling somewhere. We walked upon a building and opened the door. Inside were a group of rpg-like enemy creatures. They were mostly lizard-like, but a few other animals were also present. I shut the door and turned around and saw the rest of the group rolling a small cannon toward the door. Cliff stood right in front of the door and began laughing like a psycho. They lit the cannon and fired a ball through the door barely missing Cliff's shoulder. It nailed an enemy inside and everyone cheered. We fired a couple more through the door and killed a few more. They all retreated to the nearby vehicle as I opened the half destroyed door. There was a vicious rabbit enemy that leapt out at me. I shot fire from my hands and scorched it. A crab enemy then jetted out the door and began chasing me. I had used up my MP on the rabbit, so I ran from the crab. I yelled, "Blast it! Someone shoot it!" I ran around the military hummer nearby and Deej was controlling the mounted machine turret on the top of the hummer. He peppered the crab and blew it to pieces. We gathered the pieces and decided to cook some crab for food. I awoke shortly after.
April 27, 2009
Normal Dream 76: Fight Club
around 10:30am
Category - Action/Sports
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...loaked_man.jpg
I was in the basement of a house that looked much like mine. I looked around and saw my friend Ryano, his dad, his mom, my friend Shaun L, and some other unfamiliar faces. I was getting dressed in a mixture of fighting gear (fingerless gloves, wrist tape, etc.) and a mixture of football gear (jersey, football pants, high socks, etc.) I was very intense and focused on my upcoming fight. Suddenly, a deep, evil voice shouted from upstairs, "Turner!" My friend Ryan got up and took a deep breath. He was already dressed in his similar gear. We were on the same fighting team, the best team. I had a weird feeling about what was going on. I then heard my name called, "Reed!" I walked upstairs and found out what was going on. The man in the dark hooded cloak pointed me into the ring with his long white fingers. Me and Ryano where going to fight each other to the death. There were football helmets placed around the arena to be used as weapons. I stretched and began hopping around getting "in the zone". I suddenly heard some music and slowly woke from my dream to hear my alarm clock going off :(
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April 27, 2009
Lucid Dream 41: The Hidden City
around 12:00pm
DILD
Category - Adventure/Exploration
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d.../tigerride.gif
I was laying in bed and I woke up and heard my brother answer the front door. I heard him say, "Yeah, but he is asleep right now." I could hear the person say something and it sounded like JT. I got out of bed and went to the front door. I passed my brother, Drew on the way and said, "Who is it?" He shrugged his shoulders and walked passed me. I wanted to give him a quick to tongue lashing for being an idiot, but I was too tired. I walked outside and looked around. I saw the blue cougar and JT and Zebbie got out and yelled, "What up!" They asked me what I was doing and I told them I had been trying to lucid dream. I then said jokingly, "Yep, hold on and let me do a reality check and make sure I'm not dreaming now." We all had a quick laugh and I reached up, pinched my nose, and... "Holy shit! We are dreaming!" I couldn't believe it. I had to do it again. Sure enough I could breathe through my nose.
Shocked, I decided to dive head first out the window. I busted through my front room window and landed outside in a large pile of trash bags and trash cans. I could smell skoal spit and immediately second guessed if I was actually dreaming. I again performed a nose pinch RC and was indeed dreaming. I looked up and JT leaned out the window and said, "Are you sure we are dreaming?" I told both of them to do a nose pinch RC and they did. We decided to go do something. I looked at the house and noticed it definitely wasn't my house. It was a small apartment located inside of this large city we were in. We ran down to main street in the city. I noticed it was the same city from some of my previous lucids. I attempted to fly, but failed. That is twice in the past few days that I have failed to fly. I hope this trend doesn't keep up. We then ran into a nearby grocery store.
I looked around and saw an unattended fork truck. I decided to wreck some havoc, lol. I hopped in the fork truck and began plowing through the shelves. I even accidentally ran over a couple of DCs, lol. After knocking over most of the shelves in the store, Zebbie walked up to me and said, "Quit, Zack, theres the pigs!" I looked and saw some policeman walking into the front of the store. I let out a chuckle thinking about the "pig" slander. I turned to Zebbie and said, "Remember, we are dreaming. Watch this!"
*sexual content warning* I then walked up to the Latina cashier, pulled down my pants, and she then began blowing me. I waved at the policeman as the walked into the store. Suddenly the chick pulled away and stood up. There was still a penis in her mouth. I freaked out a bit and looked down, but mine was still there. I then moved to the next cashier and she began blowing me as well. The scene changed sometime after this.
I was now in an unfamiliar house with a few unfamiliar DCs. I decided to attempt to find the ancient city of Rhodes. I looked around and saw the t.v. I turned it on and tried to change the channels until I saw the colossus and I would then jump through the screen. The channels kept showing mountain scenes, forests, and summer camps. I decided to get on my laptop, but there was an insane amount of pop-ups. I tried the t.v. again and I finally saw the colossus. I dove head first through the t.v. Unfortunately, instead of transporting to the colossus, I ended up having a busted television around my waist like a belt. The DCs in the room were whispering to each other and pointing at me. I turned and said, "Now I will be able to find the colossus." I ran outside in frustration and it was extremely dark outside.
I stopped and attempted to brighten up the sky, but instead a few light bulbs appeared in the trees. I could see the sun coming up in the background, so I was satisfied. I noticed one of the DCs was following me singing, "Stunt'n is a habit...just gotta have it..." I began jumping into the air trying to see what was up ahead of me. I accidentally spun in one of my jumps and I couldn't stop spinning. I reached out my hand and told the DC to help me out. He helped me stop spinning and then told me he had to go back to the house. I suddenly heard a rustling in the brush behind me. A tiger came out of the woods behind me. It growled at me and began slowly walking toward me. Somehow, I began communicating with the tiger telepathically.
It walked up to me and began purring and rubbing it's head against my hand. I jumped on its back and told it I wanted to go see the Colossus of Rhodes. It began running and jumping down the country side. It was awesome to be riding on the back of a tiger. It took me down to a nearby river and I hopped off the tiger. It was now sunrise and I had determined that this river lead to the city of Rhodes. The tiger licked my face and I told him I owe him one. It then ran off into the woods. I was about to board the log raft that was anchored in the river when I awoke.
April 27, 2009
Lucid Dream 42: Snowy Evening
around 5:00pm
DILD
Category - Exploration
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Me, Deej, JT, Shaun L and someone else was riding in Deej's car and I asked him if he had to work tomorrow. He told me he didn't, so we decided to get drunk tomorrow. We were in the same city from my past lucids and we were driving in a parking lot. It was pouring down snow and the ground already had about 6 inches covering it. Deej punched the gas and decided to whip the car around in the snow. He accidentally lost control and the car began to flip. I was flung out of the window and knocked into the snow. I stood up and collected myself and then looked over at the vehicle. Everyone was ok, so I walked up to Deej and said, "WTF was that?" Everyone began to laugh. I casually pinched my nose and performed an RC. I couldn't believe I was dreaming. I decided to try and reach the colossus once more, but I didn't know how. I ran up to the street and decided to take a taxi. I shouted, "Taxi!" I saw a taxi pull up, but three DCs started fighting over it. I looked over and saw a cop wreck his car in the snow. He completely flipped it. He then climbed out and walked up beside me and shouted, "Taxi!" The snow storm was getting pretty intense and I was getting frustrated that no taxi had came yet. I decided to just try and fly to the colossus. I leapt into the air and began flying across the city. My vision got worse and worse as the blizzard grew more intense. I awoke shortly after taking flight :(
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April 28, 2009
Normal Dream 77: Useless Lesson
around 3:00am
Category - WTF
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I was entering a large building. It was a class for the athletically gifted. I was attending the baseball class. I walked in and there were only 2 other white people in the class, and both of them were female. Our teacher was female and wore a large knitted beanie/headwrap that covered and held up her dreads. She was talking about something that I had never heard of. It was called a boash (bow-sh), and it apparently was a type of head wear.
I was wondering when we were going to start the baseball stuff whenever I noticed everyone in the class was looking at me. The teacher had apparently asked me a question, but I wasn't paying attention. I knew it was something ridiculous that I had never heard of like the boash, so I answered, "Three times!" She then tossed me a stick of Big Red chewing gum and said, "That is correct!" The teacher then began talking some more nonsense, so I got up and walked out of the class cussing about how much of a waste of time this was. I awoke shortly after.
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April 29, 2009
Normal Dream 78: Major Leaguer
around 10:00am
Category - Sports
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I was in the Florida Marlins farm system and I had just been called up to the major league from Triple-A. I didn't play in my first game with the Marlins because the pitcher threw a complete game and I was going to be the pinch hitter. After the game the manager informed me that I had been traded to the Mariners. The dream skipped ahead.
The Seattle Mariners started me my first game with them and it was in the bottom of the 2nd inning and the score was 0-0. There was a man on first and Griffey Jr. was up to bat. He was batting in the 6 spot. Griffey walked and I came up to bat with runners on 1st and 2nd. We were playing the Detroit Tigers and they had an Asian pitcher.
The first pitch was a fastball on the outside of the plate, I swung and missed. The second pitch was a wild pitch, curveball and both runners advanced a base. I now had runners on 2nd and 3rd with one out. The next pitch was a fast ball on the inner part of the plate. I turned on it and sent it to deep left-center field. I crushed it and I thought it was a homerun, but the left fielder caught it at the warning track. Griffey and the guy on third tagged up and I got my first major league RBI in my first at bat. I was really excited and amazed that my hit didn't leave the ballpark. One of the assistant coaches pointed at my and said, "Good Job, son!" Everyone gave me high fives as I entered the dugout.
I told one of the pitchers, "Man that fence is deep! I thought for sure that was gone!" I then looked at the fence and it had the number, "95" on it. I asked the pitcher, "What does the 95 stand for?" He said, "I really have no idea, man." The next thing I remember I was at my cousin Mike R's and I was talking about the game.
I was still excited about the game. Even though I had went 0-2, I had two walks and the only RBI in our 1-0 win. I was trying to find my phone, so I could call dad and tell him I had been traded to the Mariners and I had gotten my first start. I found it and called him. He was real excited too and said that he had TiVoed the game and was about to watch it. The scene then changed and I was in my house talking to dad about the next game. I awoke shortly after.
April 29, 2009
Normal Dream 79: A Lizard and Sex
around 1:00pm
Category - Random/Romance
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I was standing outside with JT's dad and I saw a lizard walk by. I pulled out a remote control and realized it was a toy lizard. It looked very real. I was making it jump around and pester JT's dad. Finally, JT's dad stabbed it with a fork. *sexual content warning* The scene then changed and I was with a girl I knew. Me and Amb began kissing and I took off her top. She blew me for a while and then began jacking me of with her titts (titty f***'n). After a while of this I laid her on her back and began have some rough sex. The next thing I remember, I was walking around the same house drinking some beerzie and I noticed about four different guys were having sex with Amb in the next room, lol. I awoke shortly after.
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April 30, 2009
I didn't sleep, so I of course, didn't dream.
May 1, 2009
Had a few dreams, but was too tired to record them during the night and I forgot them all. That is what I get for staying up all night the previous night, lol.
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May 02, 2009
Normal Dream 80: Olmec's Honey
around 4:00am
Category - Romance/Horror
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I was on a cruise ship and we arrived at some american island. They had the Legends of the Hidden Temple gameshow there. I went in and registered to be on the show. Unfortunately, I can't remember much of the show. After the show was over, my team had come in 2nd place. I can't remember who was on the show with me either. I was sitting in a room and the winning team was in there.
The winners were a guy who never spoke and a smoking hot female. I asked her how they did in Olmec's temple. She laughed and said, "Not very good. I went second and got lost on my way out." She was a gorgeous blond that looked like a model. She had long beautiful legs. We talked for a while, can't remember what about, but I eventually told her that she was one of the most gorgeous individuals I had ever met. I stroked her leg and she smiled and said, "Do that again." I then began massaging her legs. She was wearing a skirt and I slowly worked my hands to her upper thigh. I discovered she wasn't wearing anything under her skirt and I began massaging her inner thigh. She moaned quietly and then proceeded to remover her skirt. I began massaging her feet with my tongue and she became greatly aroused and took her top off. I began massaging and fingering her gently. I layed her on her back and made love to her. Once we were finished, I told her I had to go and she told me not to leave.
I walked out with my parents and then hid as they got into the vehicle, thinking I was already in there. I had now forgotten all about the girl, lol. I thought I was awake and I just wanted to write my dream down. An old black male janitor walked out and I was laying in the front yard of the building trying to hide. Once he left I sat up and began writing down this dream (lol). The janitor came back and I could see he had blood red eyes. I suspected he was some kind of creature, so I jumped up when his back was turned and took off down the street.
He chased after me and my suspicions were confirmed when I saw his teeth. He was a vampire. He had grabbed my shirt tail, but another man helped me get loose. He was also a vampire and he told me to run. I think it was the guy who was the hot chicks partner in the Hidden Temple show. I tried to run back to my house, but when I got there my parents were hanging dead on the outside of the house. I walked up and they opened their blood red eyes and attempted to grab me. I turned to run. It seemed everyone in the town had been turned, but then I saw the girl from earlier. I told her to come with me and we ran down the road. I was trying to think of where to go whenever a couple of vampires attacked from a nearby tree.
A chunk was bitten out of my neck and I saw the girl being bitten as well. Moments later I leapt to my feet and felt a sense of euphoria. I felt stronger and more healthy than ever. I felt like I could rule the world. The excitement from this feeling woke me up :(
May 2, 2009
Normal Dream 81: Warehouse Escape
around 6:00am
Category - Action/Horror
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Me and my mom and dad were in a warehouse that was infested with zombies and chimera monsters (pictured) from the original Resident Evil and the remake. I found a flamethrower in the warehouse and I torched a group of zombies that were guarding a small room with large glass windows. I entered and attempted to get all the useful items in the room. I found the key that would get us out of the warehouse. I attempted to exit the room through the back door, but a mass amount of zombies were at the door. They were pounding on the door attempting to break in. I had to go back the way I came. I ran back out the room and was attacked by a few chimeras. I shot them with the flamethrower, but it had little to no effect on them. I dodged them and somehow managed to get away from them. My flamethrower ran out of fuel, but I found a sword and fought my way toward my parents who were hiding toward the entrance. I used the key and we ran outside just as the chimeras were closing in on us.
I knew the door wouldn't hold them for long, so I sprinted to my vehicle and told my parents to hurry. For some reason my brother was outside in the nearby garage piddling around. My mom was trying to get him to hurry up. I got a bad feeling that the chimeras were going to bust through and kill them. About that time the front door slung open and I ran toward my mom and bro. I knocked away the chimeras with the sword, but it really didn't do much damage to them. We were running back to the vehicle when I suddenly awoke.
May 02, 2009
Normal Dream 82: Balloonscer Ball
around 9:00am
Category - Sports/WTF
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I was in the backyard of my old Rich Creek house. I was the coach of this weird sport. There were 5 players on each team and they kicked a ball around like soccer, but whenever they attempted to score a point the player picked the ball up and leapt into the air and launched the ball at a balloon that was tied to each end of the field. If the ball hit the balloon it was a point. If a team scored 5 points in a row then they got a bonus round called a "Bonus Pop". The player who scored the fifth point had to tried and pop as many balloons, that were filled with regular air and dumped from above, as they could in 10 seconds. It was right before the game and I was counting my players. Everyone was there except Shannon, Diddy, and Hasheem Thabeet, lol. Thabeet was a rookie and he was going to be fined for not showing up.
My team went out there and immediately JT got a Bonus Pop. He popped nine balloons and we were now up 14-0. I suddenly noticed a large lizard walking toward our bench from the corner of my eye. It looked like a Gila Monster, but it was light brown in color. I threw it some balloons and it went and ate them. After a bit more gameplay we were up 39-16 and I subbed in our backup players. Shannon and Diddy showed up, so I put them out there with P$, Mike D, and two other unfamiliar people. I noticed the giant lizard stalking me again. I took off running and it followed me. I ran around my storage building that was close by and there were tons of those water float noodles laying back there. I picked up one and placed it over my shoulder. I then began running around getting exercise and holding the noodle as if it were involved in some kind of weight training, lol. I awoke shortly after.
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May 3, 2009
Normal Dream 83: Smoke Group
around 6:00am
Category - Substance
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I was at some sort of multi-family reunion. Me and a bunch of others had snuck up to the attic/bedroom of one of the nearby farmhouses. It was owned by one of the people there. We rolled a nice sized blunt and began smoking it. I looked around the circle and saw Cliff, Mikey, Tera, Deej, a decent looking asian female, and a few others I didn't recognize. I was blowing smoke circles whenever the door suddenly opened and my mom walked in.
She was pissed and asked what we were all doing. The first thing I could think of was, "It's called salvia. It is legal and we were just hanging out." She believed me and sat down with us to smoke some. Lol, no way that would happen for real life. After finishing the first blunt my mom began preparing the second blunt. She had a small grinder and was grinding up the weed, or what she thought was salvia. We sat there for a while and I noticed she had been grinding it up for a while. It was now ground into powder. I told her she had grinded it a little too much and now it may fall out of the blunt end. It was now a white powder, but I rolled it and we all smoked it anyway. I awoke sometime after.
May 4, 2009
Lucid Dream 43: The Ten Oracles
around 9:00am
DILD
Category - Adventure/Horror/Action
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I was in the food court at a mall and I saw a very weird looking old chunky guy walk in. He was wearing a button up shirt and a long, green, velvet dress skirt, lol. He looked like a serial killer and he sat down across from my table and just stared right at me. I just ignored the guy and was talking to JT and Cliff. We left the food court and entered the theatre room. It was a somewhat small room with a large flatscreen t.v. We began watching a movie. I looked around and Jessica, Cliff, Zach G, and JT were all in there. We stayed in there for a while and I then left to meet someone back at the foodcourt. I suddenly became lucid for no reason. I walked up to a mirror that was hanging in the back hallway that led to the bathrooms. I wanted to see how the mirror would act in my dream. I noticed I was in the background of the mirror instead of the foreground, but my reflection mimicked my actions. A little disappointed, I turned around only to see the weird creepy guy staring at me again. I immediately said, "Are you following me?" He shook his head yes and let out a weird grunt. I said, "Get the f*** away from me, before I kick your fat a**!" He got up and walked away, staring at me the entire time.
I decided, to go ahead and kick his ass anyway. I took off after him, but once I got outside he was nowhere to be found. I looked around and saw a security lady standing at the other end of the mall. I ran up to her and told her to help me find the weird old guy wearing a long dress skirt. She acted like she knew me and asked me how the family was doing. I said good and we walked down toward the other end of the mall. My mom and another older woman joined us and wanted to help me find him. Finally, I saw the guy as he turned around and spotted us following him. I took off running and said, "Stop! You motha****er!" He just picked up his walk speed and scuttled into an elevator. It closed before I could get to him. I waited to see which floor he went to, but it was just blinking random numbers. I got onto the elevator and noticed there was a button that had the weird guys face on it. I pushed it and the elevator began to climb. I lost lucidity somewhere around here, from inactivity I think.
The elevator climbed like 50 floors, even though there were only 12 displayed. The elevator lights began to flicker and horror build up music was playing. The women with me were getting pretty scared. Finally, the elevator stopped and the elevator door opened to reveal another elevator door. It opened and revealed another elevator door, and another and another. They began opening rapidly and I knew something bad was going to be at the end of these doors. I hit the button to the first floor and then stepped out of the elevator, sending the women back down out of danger. The final door opened and revealed the weird guy, who had a murderous look on his face. I let out a "battle cry" and took off sprinting at him. Just before I got to him, I noticed he was floating and part of his foot had just passed through the floor. I tried to spear him anyway, but I passed right through him.
He was a ghost! He grabbed me and whispered in my ear, "I am not your enemy. You are one of the ten Oracles of the Ages! (A little zelda cameo, lol) You must find them and ask them this question, _____" (I unfortunately can't remember what the question was) He went on to say, "Then you shall pull the sword from the chest of the fallen warrior." He then floated toward a nearby staircase and beckoned me to follow. Curious, I followed his lead. We arrived on the roof of the building and another ghost/spirit was there and attacked the weird ghost guy. They were battling with magic for a while when I suddenly heard an evil woman laugh. I turned and saw a woman spirit floating toward the scene. She laughed and killed the other two ghosts instantly. I attempted to shimmy my way down the outside of the building. I was climbing down holding on to flagpoles, window seals, and other strange protrusions. I made it all the way down to the bottom and thought the woman ghost hadn't saw me, but she suddenly appeared in front of me laughing. Lucky for me, two half-lizard half-man, creatures came out of the dark and carried the woman off. I became lucid once again after this.
I walked back into the food court and saw an asian guy staring at me like the weird guy did. I thought, "Again? Really!" I walked up to him and he dropped his tray of food and dove behind a table, obviously scared out of his mind. I decided I would mess with him a bit, so I acted real pissed and grabbed a handful of the guys cake that he dropped. I walked up to him and yelled, "You like this kind of cake!?!" He whimpered, "Um, Yes." I told him, "Yeah me too." I then walked away and he looked extremely confused and scared. He then pulled out a whistle and played a high pitched note. Everyone in the room covered their ears as if in great pain, but it didn't bother me. He then looked at me with wide eyes and said, "Y-you are an or-ora-oracle. H-here is a package for you." I took it from him and then hissed at him like an angry cat and he scurried out of the room as fast as possible in fear.
I opened it up and it was a decapitated head of some mythical creature. It spoke to me and reminded me of the 10 oracles and what I was supposed to do. I figured I would play along with the dream and see what happened. I walked over to a large bell and smacked it with a large soup spoon. It let out a high pitched ring and almost everyone covered their ears. I walked up to a female who was wearing cloak and I told her what I had heard from the weird man and the head. She looked at me and I noticed she had the most blue eyes I had ever saw. She told me she knew where the sword was and she said that her guide had told her to ask a different question. Can't remember her question either.
We gathered up all the oracles and were heading to a hidden cave that was apparently our hideout. I did a head count and noticed we only had 9 people. I asked one of the others where #10 was and he told me he was on vacation in Bermuda. He then said that the fill-in was Michael Grixlen. He then turned and pointed at a short, fat man wearing an old school divers helmet. He waddled up to us and said in a high pitched whine, "Wait on me you guys. Were you just going to leave me back there. I can't wait until we get to the hideout. Will there be snacks?" I lost lucidity somewhere around here. I said, "Oh god, Michael Grixlen!" At one point during the walk, Grixlen took off his helmet and he was the actor "Michael McShane". He attempted to dive head first into a pool of water, but he ended up head first in mud. I awoke sometime during the travel to the hideout.
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May 5, 2009
Normal Dream 84: Back to the Majors
around 8:00am
Category - Sports
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I was playing for the Atlanta Braves in my rookie season. It was toward the end of the game, maybe the 8th inning. We were winning 15-9 and I was coming up to bat for my 8th time this game. I was 3-7 with three singles and no RBIs.
I came up to bat and I missed a first pitch fastball right down the middle that should have been my homerun pitch. I instead hit another bloop single to right and I was extremely frustrated that I hadn't hit the ball solid all game. On my way to first the right fielder apparently had a cannon for an arm. He threw me out at first before I got there. I had took my time down the line, but he still shouldn't have been able to throw me out. My dad was an assistant coach and he was telling me to get my head in the game and not worry about the power. So, I ended 3-8 and Bobby Cox gave me a tongue lashing for not hustling down the line. I awoke shortly after.
May 5, 2009
Lucid Dream 44: The Haunting in Pearisburg
around 10:00am
DILD
Category - Horror/Exploration
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I was in my house in Pearisburg and it began violently shaking like an earthquake had came through. I walked through the house to try and figure out what was going on. I walked outside, but there was no earthquake it was only my house that was vibrating. It was also making a destructive, constant buzzing noise. When I walked downstairs a chair lifted up off the ground and slammed against the wall. I instantly knew it was the ghost of actor Ryan Reynolds. Lol, Ryan Reynolds?.
I decided to search for him and take my house back over. I was shouting, "Where are you Ryan, get the f*** out here!" He then flew out of a nearby wall and into another. I took off around the corner to cut him off whenever I got a phone call and my phone read, "310-????". I thought, "WTF?" It was Diddy and I told him I would call him back because there was a ghost in the house that I had to kill. I walked upstairs and ran into Olivia Munn. I thought she was a ghost at first and I almost stabbed her. We went into the bathroom and I locked the door.
*extreme sexual content warning* I asked her what she was doing and she told me she was about to try and get out the creampie that I gave her earlier. She had taken her bottoms off and was squatting over the toilet. I couldn't remember have sex with her and I became lucid. I began kissing her and we both stripped and I bent her over the sink. I then told her that I was giving her another creampie. I sat down on the closed toilet and she road me for a while. I then shot a load in her and held my hand between her legs to catch the creampie. It dripped out of her and then she began licking my hand clean. I noticed the door was wide open even though I had locked it, so I got up and locked it once more.
She then began blowing me and the door opened once more. This time there was an old man and two small children standing there. We stopped because I felt weird with the children there and we walked into the living room. She began blowing me once more and I noticed everyone in the house was watching us. I began to awake and entered a DEILD. Wow! I felt like a hardcore porn star. Sorry about the extreme nature of this sex dream.
May 5, 2009
Lucid Dream 45: A Gift
DEILD
Category - Action
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I was entering a dream through DEILD from my previous dream. My living room began to slowly appear. I was laying on the couch and Olivia Munn was sitting at my feet. My dad walked over and told me to scoot over some, so he could sit down for a minute. I wasn't stabilized yet, so I ignored his request. Olivia got up and sat on my waist and dad sat down to fix his fishing pole. I now sat up and did a quick nose pinch RC and, of course, I was dreaming. Dad jokingly said, "Boy, you better listen to me until your strong enough to whip Mike Tallon's ass." He then pointed toward the doorway. A black male who was more or less a mass of muscle walked through the doorway. I replied, "Ok!" I jumped up and was prepared to fight him. Dad chuckled and said, "I knew you were crazy enough to attempt it." I told him I was going to win easily. He replied, "Hell, you may do it!" Me and Mike Tallon (who is fictional, btw) began circling each other and then a bell rang.
He took a quick step toward me and attempted a jab, but I cut hard right and swung across my body with a powerful uppercut and connected! Mike Tallon fell to the floor and I went in for the finish. He whipped his body around and got into full guard position. I leaned up hard and connected with a shot to his jaw. I then quickly threw his leg from around me while he was stunned and entered side control. I threw hammershot after hammershot and a ref appeared out of nowhere and stopped the fight. I jumped up and cheered. I noticed there were like 30 people standing around the living room watching. My dad said, "Holy sh** he whipped his a**!" He then picked up the remote and pushed rewind. I then tried to move backwards in the correct order. He hit play and I did the exact same thing over again, lol.
After the replay, people began throwing roses toward me and cheering. I heard some champagne bottles pop in the background. The roses reminded me of the lucid task, so I picked one up and walked into the kitchen. I gave the plastic rose to my mom and said, "Happy Mothers Day!" she said, "What is this for?" I then said, "Umm, Mothers Day." She told me thanks and she put it in water even though it was fake, lol. I then walked back into the living room and was trying to transform into a werewolf. During my struggle I accidentally woke myself up.
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May 6, 2009
Normal Dream 85: Conviction
around 5:00am
Category - Action/WTF
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I was talking to my ex and Jake calls me on the phone and begins talking alot of trash. I tell him to come meet me and I'll beat the sh** out of him. He shows up, but won't fight and eventually leaves saying, "We'll be coming for you." Not feeling much threat I head back to my house (which is my old Rich Creek house). I sit there for a while watching t.v. whenever I hear someone messing with the front door lock. I get up and quietly unlock the door and then hide around the corner with a baseball bat in hand. The guy comes through the door with a close hanger in hand, thinking he just lock picked the door, lol.
It is one of the local drug addicts and he is queitly creeping into the house. As soon as he fully enters I swing about half speed and hit him on top of the head with the bat and knock him unconscious. I check his pulse to make sure I didn't kill him and then proceed to drag him outside. He wakes up and begins to fight back. I hit him with a baseball bat again, but it doesn't knock him out. He then pulls a giant death drill from behind his back. He suddenly turns into Cliff and he is chasing me down the street. It turns into a comical chase scene as I pull strings and drop anvils on his head. He keeps getting up however. I run downtown and he warns me that I don't want to go downtown.
I do anyway and there are a group of cops waiting to pick me up. The judge is also down there along with a midget (actor Mickey Abbott) who is prepared to testify against me. I end up attempting to argue my case, but the cops and judge will not listen and are obviously corrupt. The midget makes up some more BS and then laughs whenever the judge sentences me to 5 years. I then turn and punch the midget right square in the nose, breaking it. He begins pouring blood and the jugde tacks on 5 more years to my sentence. I'm planning my escape whenever I woke up.
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May 6, 2009
Lucid Dream 46: Danger on the Beach
around 6:00pm
DILD
Category - Action
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I was driving to a hotel at myrtle beach where apparently, me and Cliff were renting like an apartment for 100$ a month. Lol. I called Cliff and he said he was there, so I came up and walked in. It was a very nice two bedroom w/ den hotel room. I walked in and Jessica was also there along with Meg F. We were laying there on the bed watching t.v. and I asked Meg if she smoked ganj, but she said she only drank. We were talking about getting drunk later when the dream skipped ahead.
I was now in the hotel room and my cousins Meg and Ian were there as well. We were all drinking a little and I passed out on the bed. I awoke in the floor and felt strange. I did a nose pinch RC and discovered I was dreaming.
I ran out onto the balcony and did a front flip off of it. I landed on my feet down on the sand below. I was walking down the beach when I saw a hot female in a bikini bent over in front of me. I walked up to her and began having sex with her. I noticed in front of us was my leather chair that I have in real life. It was about 10 feet taller than normal however. One of the DCs walking on the beach said, "Wow that chair is monsterous!" That reminded me of the lucid task. I looked out over the ocean and I saw a large full moon being slowly revealed from behind a cloud. I spread my arms wide and let out a yell that turned into a roar.
I looked down at my hands and noticed I had long claw-like fingernails. I got down and began running on all fours chasing DCs around the beach. I leapt on one and sunk my claws into him. I then bit a chunk out of his arm and took off after a different DC. There was a large window to my left that I could see my reflection in.
My face was kind of the same , but my nostrils were flared and larger than usual, my eyes were yellow, my hair was longer and grew backward in what I would imagine an anime werewolf would have. I snarled my teeth and noticed I had large sharp canine teeth. My body was extremely muscular, as if I had done steroids, but I didn't have excessive body hair. I was indeed a werewolf. I growled and chased several more DCs, I awoke shortly after.
I woke up in the same hotel, so I knew I was still dreaming. I did a quick nose pinch Rc to confirm my suspicions. I walked over toward the mirror, but I was normal again. I heard someone walk into my room and I turned to see a very hot female. I proceeded to have sex with her and awoke sometime during.
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May 7, 2009
Normal Dream 86: Pitch'n in the Stadium
around 9:00am
Category - Substance
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...l%202/weed.jpg
Me, Cliff, and Mike D were in the student section at a Lane Stadium (Virginia Tech's home football stadium). VT was blowing out whoever they were playing and the stands had cleared out a bit. Me, Cliff, and Mike were all drunk and Cliff suddenly pulls a briefcase out from under his seat. He opens it and there are about 10 big bags of weed in it.
He then begins selling them in the stands. He sells 9 bags, including a bag to a girl we knew named Amber. He saved the last bag for us. Amber begins rolling a blunt in the stands and some woman behind us says, "Are you doing what I think you are doing?" in an extremely annoying tone. Amber gives her a "who the f*** are you" look and then continues rolling. I turned to the lady and told her that we weren't bothering her and she should mind her own buisness. She then asked in a smart ass sort of way, "If you had a blunt would you be rolling weed in it right here?" Me and Cliff looked at each other and then said, "Hell Yeah!"
Cliff then pulled a blunt wrap out of his pocket and rolls a blunt. Meanwhile, Mike D and the pissed off lady are talking and getting along. I ask Mike D if he is going to join us and he says, "Hell no. You guys are idiots!" I knew he was just saying that to get the woman to like him. She then asks him out on a date and he accepts. I begin crumbling weed in a small dish. I then added paper, milk, and then closed the dish which began to heat up. I opened the dish and there was a perfectly rolled milk and honet blunt, lol. Me, Cliff, and Amber began smoking our blunts. I awoke shortly after.
May 8, 2009
Normal Dream 87: Nude Host?
around 4:00am
Category - WTF
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...nd_470x352.jpg
I was at a very large hotel resort with my family. I hear a voice come over the intercom that announces, "All males under the age of 25 are to report to the band line, immediately!" Suddenly, a marching band comes down the hallway. I think, "No way I'm doing that!" So I hide behind the bed as the band marches by.
My brother Drew, and my cousin Ian were out in the hall during the announcement and got caught in the line. As the band line passed the doorway, I beckoned my brother and my cousin to get into the room. They dove in just as I shut the door. After sitting in the room for a while, I decided to go for a walk. My brother said, "What if they see you?" I replied, "Well, there are 1 of 2 things that will happen. If someone stops me and tries to make me join the band, I'll kick their ass. Or, if there are too many of them, then I'll run. Its as simple as that."
I walked for a bit when the head of the resort spotted me and said, "Why aren't you in line?" I told him, "Because I don't f***ing want to be in line!" He then pointed at me and said, "You will pay for that one!" I laughed and gave him a "yeah right" look. Suddenly a short, weird, older man walked out from behind the head guy. He looked me up and down and said in great excitement, "He is the one! The one who shall host the band concert. And he will be naked!" I thought, "Ok, now I'm going to have to kick their ass." The "head guy" pointed at me and shouted, "Seize Him!" A group of 10+ soldiers (dressed like members of SOLDIER from FFVII) busted into the lobby. I immediately took off running and dove head first out the window. I ran back around the back of the resort to my room. I opened the sliding glass door just as the "head guy" and a goofy looking guy with a red afro opened the door looking for me. I headed back outside and a comical/cartoonish chase began.
Everytime the head guy almost caught me, the goofy guy would mess up and set me free again. One time the guy caught my shirt tail, but the goofy guy was on a bicycle and crashed into the head guy. Another time the "head guy" grabbed me, but the goofy guy accidentally netted him with a man-sized fishing net. I woke up sometime during the chase.
May 9, 2009
Was very tired and needed the extra rest, so I tried to sleep all night and just record my dreams in the morning. That doesn't work for me, so naturally I remembered little to nothing.
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May 10, 2009
Normal Dream 88: Traffic Trouble
around 10:00am
Category - WTF
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d..._REST_AREA.jpg
Me, Cliff, JT, P, and Deej were in a vehicle and P was driving on our way to an unknown destination. We were apparently on a road trip and we were all drinking and taking shots of vodka. We were on a huge turn that entered the highway and P stopped right at the end to send a text message. I said, "WTF P, you can't stop here." Suddenly two cars came flying around the turn. The first one slammed the brakes and barely stopped in time. The second one, which was a little green car, slammed the brakes and fishtailed into the guard rail and bounced off striking the back of our car.
We got out and the guy immediately called the police. We all walked over to the rest stop which was just behind us. Inside the first car had a group of people who were friendly and we were joking and laughing with them. The second car was a guy who was really f***ed up on some kind of crazy drug. He could barely keep his eyes open and I told him that he wrecked because he was so f***ed up. He attempted to fight me and I threw him against a bookshelf, knocking him out.
I walked back into the main room as Cliffy was bending over one of the girls from the first car. He was banging her right in front of everyone. My friend Chad worked at the rest stop and he kept asking all of us if everything was alright, and asked if we needed a refill. Suddenly, the door opened and the cop came in. He yelled at Cliff and told him, "Stop that this instant!" I went out to my car and poured out the remaining liquor we had, so we wouldn't get an open container violation. I walked back inside as the cop was yelling at everyone in a crazed rage. I awoke shortly after.
May 10, 2009
Lucid Dream 47: Mud Bath
around 4:30pm
WILD
Category - WTF
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...202/paddy1.gif
I decided to take a nap after lunch and I began slipping into a WILD. I saw the landscape cross my vision several times during SP. I could feel my body sit up on its own and I discovered I had awaken in a large field. I did a quick nose pinch RC and confirmed I was dreaming. It was flooded with a few inches of murky, muddy water. I leapt high into the air and then splashed down into the mud below. It felt awesome splashing around in the mud, like I was a young kid again. I then jumped up into a pine tree and climbed to the top like I used to when I was younger. I felt like I didn't have a care in the world. I dove off the top of the pine tree and threw my clothes off during flight. I then splashed down into the mud once more. Upon landing in the mud I awoke from my dream.
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May 11, 2009
Normal Dream 89: Gang War
around 5:00am
Category - Action
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...ison-Cells.jpg
I was in a gang and we were congregated at our hideout which was an old prison. We had just recieved a tip that a rival gang was going to try and kill us the next day. It was me, JT, Shawn, and a bunch of other people. We were preparing the hideout for an attack. The only weapons we could find were a shotgun and a pistol.
One of our asian members was a great shooter and he was appointed the shotgun. Shawn kept because he was the one who found it. We hooked up a poisonous gas machine and were going to all wear small ventilation masks. We turned on the machine and practiced breathing through the masks. The guy who was over the procedure was a ninja turtle (not sure which one, I don't remember what color his headband was). He kept telling us to use meditation and the gas won't affect us. We ripped some electrical wires out of the jail cell walls and stripped the coverings from the wire. The exposed wires blocked off many of the hallways, so we couldn't be flanked very easily.
I was looking for some other useful items in a closet and I found a box of video games. I saw FFIV with some awesome rare box art. I also saw an old Q-bert game for Atari and several games that I'm pretty sure do not exist in real life. Can't remember the names. Shawn walked up to me and said, "I'm ready to get drunk." He told me he was going to get drunk and sleep with his newly found pistol. I told him I would drink with him and I asked him what time he thought the other gang was coming. He told me they would come pretty early in the morning. I called my parents and left a voicemail that explained my will, just in case I didn't live through the fight. I cracked open a Nattie and then awoke.
May 12, 2009
Got drunk and couldn't remember any dreams.
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Ok, I had a lucid explosion last night...
May 13, 2009
Lucid Dream 48: The FA Chain
around 7:00pm
WILD
Category - WTF
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I laid down after having to get up early this morning. I attempted Jeff777's WILD technique and my body entered SP. I felt my entire body spinning around the room and it lasted quite a long time. Finally, I sat up and did a quick nose pinch RC out of habit. I got up and leapt up onto my pool table. I then flew a lap around the room and thought about what to do next. I suddenly felt my body slipping from the dream and I was suddenly in a large dark room. I could feel my body spinning and I awoke in my bed.
I knew it was an FA and I did a quick nose pinch RC to confirm my suspicions. I got up and attempted to exit my sliding glass door when I suddenly awoke in my bed. I was pissed because I hadn't accomplished anything and out of habit, I pinched my nose and realized I was dreaming.
Excited, I leapt to my feet and dove headfirst out the window. I was now outside, but my vision wasn't very clear and everything seemed fuzzy. I paused for a moment and attempted to clear things up. I rubbed my hands together and attempted to close my dream eyes and re-open them to improve the clarity. When I did this however, I awoke back in my bed. I never felt my body wake up, so I knew I was still dreaming. Now thoroughly frustrated I leapt to my feet once more and flew out the window. I began to feel my body waking up and I, once again, awoke in my bed. I knew I was truly awake this time, but I did a quick nose pinch anyway. I was indeed awake and had accomplished nothing, lol. All I could say was, "WTF!" Frustrated, I laid back down and I got this...
May 13, 2009
Lucid Dream 49: Pain & Pleasure
around 7:15pm
WILD
Category - WTF/Romance
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...02/MiniCow.jpg
Like I said, I laid back down and I began to slip into another WILD. SP came on and I saw some pretty cool HI. Neon shaped animals began forming out of the darkness of my closed eyes. They soon disappeared and were replaced by a laughing Dwight Howard. He also disappeared to reveal a meadow with laughter ringing in my ears. I heard a conversation just outside of my room. I began spinning around once again and the conversation grew louder and louder. I tried to ignore it and I can't remember what they were talking about. After a long transition, I sat up and noticed I was laying on the pool table. I flew off the pool table and immediately had an FA. It wasn't fooling me and I shouted out loud, "I know I am dreaming damnit! Stop doing this stupid sh**!" I then got up and noticed I was on a large sheet of ice.
I looked around and saw many people around me. Most were in pairs of two and they were squatting on top of rock piles. I laughed and thought they all looked like penguins on their nests. Suddenly everyone was wearing black coats and fake costume penguin beaks. I heard a noise at my feet and I looked down and saw a couple of miniature bulls. They were about the size of a dog. I reached my hand toward one and snapped at my hand.
I decided to let it bite me and see if it hurt. I reached out my hand and it clamped down, but it didn't really hurt. Another mini cow walked up from the other side and I noticed it had shark-like teeth. I reached my hand out and it bit down on me. I felt alot more pressure, but it didn't hurt either. I decided to just place one finger in its mouth and I thought about pain at the same time. The cow slammed hard on my finger and it felt like I had stuck it in a bear trap. I jerked my hand away in pain and excitement. I wouldn't do that again, but it was the first time I had felt pain in a lucid and thought that it was a pretty cool accomplishment.
I noticed a door suspended in the air just behind where I had awaken into this dream. I walked through and I was now facing a large campground shower house. I walked inside and began to feel a sexual urge. I walked to the back where the showers were and I saw two females that I knew showering together. I immediately joined them and they began kissing each other. One propped herself against the wall and spread her legs as I performed oral on her. The other female was performing oral on me at the same time. I began to awake during the shower scene and immediately prepared to DEILD...
May 13, 2009
Lucid Dream 50: Underground Passage
DEILD
Category - Exploration/Adventure
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...15815067_2.jpg
...I kept my eyes closed and laid still and entered a DEILD. I was standing on the same ice that I had met the mini cows on in the previous dream. It looked like I was in an arctic region river valley and I was surrounded by snow capped mountains. I looked down and could see the water below the ice flowing swiftly. I wondered how thick it could really be if it was running water. I thought about smashing through it whenever the ice began to crack and break. I fell into the water along with all the other penguin-like people who were also standing on the ice. The water was in fact a river and it was moving rather swiftly. The flow carried me and the others into an underground tunnel/waterway.
I remembered the lucid task of the year and thought, for sure, that this would lead me to the Colossus of Rhodes. The tunnel curved and twisted its way through the arctic mountain. I noticed there were carvings in the tunnel walls that resembled egyptian hieroglyphs. My body was spinning the entire time as I floated quickly down the river, so I couldn't really try and interpret them. After a while traveling down this river a staircase emerged from under the water. I grabbed the railing as the river carried me toward it.
I walked up the stairs and opened the door at the top. It was a dark street and not where I wanted to be, so I entered the tunnel once more, but the river was now gone. I looked around for a while and I was now inside of a strange temple. I walked down a few flights of stone steps and I then saw the river a few hundred feet below me. I dove off the side of the staircase and down into the river once more. I felt my body waking up, so I figured, "Why not?" and I prepared to DEILD once more...
May 13, 2009
Lucid Dream 51: My House, The Farm House
DEILD
Category - Action/Adventure
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...se_shoeing.jpg
...I laid still once again and entered another DEILD. I was laying on my pool table once again and I laughed at how odd this was. I flew toward the staircase and walked upstairs. I was a little disappointed as to where I was, because I felt I was very close to the Colossus of Rhodes. I walked into my living room and decided I would try to travel by floo powder to the Colossus. I looked inside one of the candles by the fireplace and pulled out a green cube of floo powder. I tossed it into the fireplace and a brilliant green flame appeared. I dove in and began spinning as I shouted, "Colossus of Rhodes!"
I landed back in my living room, but it was very different. The floor was now wooden and dusty. There were many sunflower decorations around the living room and I glanced over at the window. There was a man in blue jean suspenders and a straw hat standing there. It startled me a bit, but I walked over to the door and joined him outside. He told me he was busy shoeing the horses and he said I should be tending to the hens. I laughed as I glanced over his shoulders and saw my parents in farming clothes feeding and shoeing horses. I walked out into the yard and a large group of british people wearing monocles and sherlock holmes style hats were all glaring at me. One of them started speaking nonsense and then threw a punch at me. I quickly dodged it and then figured, "Why not?" So we began a rather comical fight.
I grabbed one of them and tossed him into a group of others knocking half of them down. I grabbed one of thems canes and swung baseball style and knocked all of their monocles off of their faces. They all then began acting like they were now blind. They all stretched out their arms and searched for their monocles. I was running around and grabbing their heads and knocking them together. I did a few spin kicks and knocked them to the ground. After a long, but very fun fight I started to wake up. I decided to try once more and DEILD. This time however, I pictured the Colossus of Rhodes as I entered the next dream...
May 13, 2009
Lucid Dream 52: The Colossus, Finally!
around 9:30pm
DEILD
Category - Exploration
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...des-from-a.jpg
...I laid still one last time and entered my DEILD. I was now in my old dorm room with my friend Cliff. Cliff was cleaning the room and using a vaccum. It didn't make any noise and I don't even think it was turned on, lol. I sat up and performed a quick nose pinch RC and rubbed my hands together to improve the clarity. It worked and everything seemed extremely detailed. It looked exactly like my old VT dorm room. Cliff noticed me doing my nose pinch and he did one himself. He got excited and said, "We are lucid dreaming!" He then ran out the room and I could hear him laughing/cheering as he ran down the hall.
I was a little pissed that I wasn't in Rhodes, but I decided not to give in. I exited the room and ran down the hallway. The first door I came to, I stopped in front of it and pictured the colossus, the harbor, and the city of Rhodes. I opened the door and I was now on a ledge above a beautiful light blue harbor. The water reminded me of the water I saw in the Bahamas. It was very blue and crystal clear. I could see all the way to the sea floor and saw fish swimming in the harbor.
I dove off the ledge and into the water. I surfaced and thought, "The Colossus has to be around here somewhere." As I swam out to the middle of the Harbor, I swam into a large shadow. I thought it was a cloud moving across the sun, but I looked up and saw the backside of the Colossus. It was gigantic, the largest statue I had ever seen. I swam under it as it stradled the entrance to the harbor. I noticed it was holding a bow and had a pack of arrows on its back. I thought this was strange and I then noticed there was a small (well small compared to the colossus) statue of liberty on each side of the colossus. I was slowly drifteing further out into the ocean as I looked and tried to burn the image in my memory. The Colossus was gray and looked to be made of stone. It also had a laurel headress on and curly stone hair.
Suddenly, I felt my body being pulled out to the ocean. I just let the water take me and I was sucked into a large jet stream that apparently circled around the entire island. At a very high speed, I was being pulled around the island. I just relaxed and decided to see what else was on the island. It now resembled a futuristic city and I could see cars flying around above it. There were many futuristic looking jet skis also driving around the water with me. I rotated quickly around the island and I saw, many palm trees, alot of arch ways, large dragon statues, a futuristic looking amusement park, neon lights, and flamingos. I also noticed, what looked like a snowmobile, treading across the water. I awoke while spinning around the island.
Excited that I had finally found the colossus, I spent about 2 hours trying to remember this long chain of DEILDs. I ended up remembering more than I thought I would. What surprised me the most was that all 5 of these lucids happened within 2 1/2 hours. Amazing!
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May 14, 2009
Lucid Dream 53: Getting Cut
around 6:00am
DILD
Category - Sports
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...etball-gym.jpg
I was trying out for the high school basketball team and it was time to find out who made it. We all walked into the locker room where the names who made the team were posted. I became lucid for no apparent reason as I walked into the locker room. I took a gander at the list and noticed my name was not on there.
I walked over to the coach (who was female) and said, "You will regret this! Watch me ball!" I then got a basketball and leapt high into the air and performed a double windmill dunk. I then grabbed three basketballs and juggled them for a moment and then drained a 3-pointer with all three of them. The coaches mouth was open in awe. I walked up to her and told her I was going to transfer so I could kick her teams ass. I awoke shortly after.
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great visualization skills man. even during my scene changes, I end up some place familiar...but you got me motivated to keep on trying at things like that. nice DJ too...keep it up.
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Akono - I appreciate it man, and I'm glad you like the DJ. Good luck in your future efforts as well.
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May 14, 2009
Normal Dream 90: Behemoth Barracuda
around 9:00am
Category - WTF/Sports
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...SRogerson1.jpg
I was ice fishing on a small lake with mom and dad. We were just below the Himalayas. There was a type of edible rock found there that was very soft and bleach white. It tasted like a vanilla cake. There was a small wooden shed located on the lake and inside, there was a few beds and a large square cut into the ice for fishing. I casted into the square and then set my pole in a holder and walked outside to see how dad was doing.
Dad had hooked a smaller fish and was bringing it in. I was talking to mom and I heard my pole fall out of the holder. I ran back into the shed just as I saw my pole being pulled into the water. I didn't hesitate and dove in after the pole. I saw a large Amber Jack (type of fish) on the end of my line and my pole was being pulled behind it. It dove deep into the water and I swam after it. I saw several other small fish and I then saw a giant 15+ foot long barracuda. It didn't notice me and I grabbed my rod and then swam back up to the square. I jumped out of the square and reeled in the Jack.
I threw the fish back in and then walked back outside, soaking wet. Dad had reeled in a smaller 2-3 pound fish. I took dads fish and put it on my hook. I told dad I was going to try and catch that monsterous barracuda I had just saw. I dropped my line back into the square and almost immediately felt the fish slam the bait. I reeled up a bit and saw that I had hooked a 3-4 foot barracuda. It wasn't the giant one, but I was glad I had hooked one anyway. Just before I pulled the fish out of the water, the monsterous 15+ footer attacked the much smaller barracuda.
I ripped hard and set the hook in the giant fish. It almost immediately snapped my line, but I dove and grabbed the line before it disappeared into the square. I pulled the line in by hand, and the giant fish flopped onto the ice. It was very fat and weighed well over 200lbs. I noticed it had four short legs similar to a crocodile. Dad came in and the muskey was now walking toward me. I asked dad why it had legs and he said, "There is a rare species of barracuda that has legs, but it is usually only found on northern Alaska. They call it the "Dragon of the Sea"." The barracuda's face had now shaped more similar to a dog and it was snarling at me. I awoke as I tried to lead the fish back into the water.
May 14, 2009
Lucid Dream 54: Back to 7th Grade
around 11:00am
DILD
Category - WTF/Romance
http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/d...6b5e68c08e.jpg
I was getting ready to graduate high school and me and a few of my classmates had to re-graduate 7th grade because we had missed so much school back then it made our diplomas invalid. I was in the elementary school cafeteria eating lunch. Me and Cliff went and smoked a blunt in the bathroom and I then walked back into the cafeteria. The bell rang, so I walked back into the hallway and I became lucid for no reason.
I grabbed a dodgeball out of a bin that was sitting in the hallway. I then began rocketing them at everyone. I was pegging kindergarteners and teachers alike. I opened up some classroom doors and knocked some kids out of their desks. I got one kid to show me where the hottest girl in the whole school was. He took me upstairs and led me down the hallway. He took me to a very hot girl who was also repeating 7th grade due to a mistake. I walked up to her and said, "How are you today gorgeous?" She smiled and said, "Could be better." I then said, "Ah, thats too bad. I could help you with that you know." She smiled and said, "Oh really?" In a slightly sarcastic tone. I said, "Why don't you follow me to the bathroom?" She smiled and took my hand.
There were like 5 other females with guys in the bathroom and me and her entered a stall. I began kissing her and she started blowing me. The bell rang and me and her walked down the hall and out the back door to the sex bus. It was a special bus that picked up students during the day for 5$ a person and drove you around. It had dark tinted windows and the number 69. It was a school bus ran by the local mafia. We got on and I noticed it was full of couples. I laid her on her back and performed oral on her for a short time. She whispered in my ear, "I want you to f*** me right now." I then began railing her and her head was knocking into the window of the bus. I awoke shortly after.