Zazazayou's Dreams

In case they get lost from my computer, they will be here.

2/9/09 #1
Duck hunting video game that I had in Argentina.

2/11 #2
I was sitting in class or in a movie or somewhere with this girl in philosophy with red hair, then went to the dining hall, then to some house maybe in Kresge.
(3/10 way later I found out she lucid dreams, creepy, still don't really know her at all though)

2/12 #3
Hotel in SF, I was walking around the city, golden gate bridge in the background, I even saw the transamerican building. Biking around and taking the bus, trying to get to where I was trying to meet up with my parents, I didn't know how to get there. Then I see them in a fancy hotel lobby, where most of the walls are made of glass, and connected with gold plated frames. Theres an Asian elevator man in a red vest who really wants us to use the elevator, so we do.

2/14 #4
Another kid named Nathan was in our group. This Nathan wasn't a good person, though. He would fight me and throw stuff in my dorm room just to destroy in from the hall. Ryan rode by on his bike to say hi, then took off. We walked down to college 8 or maybe Cowell. We left old Nathan there. Ryan was also there biking around. I think before that James was talking to me about me buying those agent orange tickets from him. I offer $8 and he doesn't seem to like it. I say $10, the actual price, but then some random guy who hadn't been to SC before who hadn't had a chance to buy the tickets himself before offered $19. I disappointedly left. Later I realized that the old Nathan looked like Dominic from wrestling's friend Gilberto. Then someone, maybe New Nathan, is chasing me. I run around the block, and my view is like from a bird's eye view, but farther back, not directly above. I turn the corner, and then turn the next corner to lose him, and turn left again to go into this wooden fence area. I was contemplating hiding there or to keep running, because it was a dead end if he did see me go in there. Before I decide I wake up.

2/16 #5
Ian has a new black BMW. Nathan wants to put perma-spinning rims on it. We are all in a little circle and we all give each other high 5s for Ian's car. Some old guy is part of our group, this doesn't seem weird at all at the time. He is too old to move, so to give him high 5s, we have to walk over to him.

2/17 #6
Vague. I had some challenge that included fighting and walking a dog. We were also playing a lot of soul caliber right before bed, so Yoda in soul caliber was in my dream.

2/18 #7
I woke up like 4 hours after going to sleep and stayed up for like 7 hours before falling asleep again. But I fell asleep while thinking about dreaming, and consciously went through a dream about being in Argentina with my grandparents and some other old folks I didn't recognize. I thought it was just a daydream when it passed, but then realized I was sleeping. I saw a triangle, and tried to mess with it, but nothing happened. I tried flying, but I was in a black background and I felt wind rush by me and I was wearing a superman shirt. Then I saw a floating pink jump rope. I was kind of disappointed that there was no background and that I couldn't really control anything. My internal clock told me there might be still serving breakfast, so I woke up and I was right.


2/19 #8
Weird dream where I was sick in bed and couldn't fall asleep.

2/19 #9
In my dream, I was trying to go to sleep while there was a bunch of people in the room and in the hall. I went to the D hall and had a tall pile of weed in my hand that I had to bring to Will for some reason. Some guy there said that my muscles were bad. I asked 'bad as in bad or bad as in bad ass?' he said bad ass. While this was happening, weed was falling on the floor and everyone was looking at me. Before this I just remembered Will was trying to do some comedy, but I was interrupting him and being a dick. He got pissed, but I apologized and the problem was solved.

2/20 #10
We were playing a shooting game with everyone, we all were using our hands shaped like guns. On my team was me, James, and some others. The other team was really good. They would roll out from behind something, all my shots would miss, and their leader would point at me and say 'bang' and win.

2/20 #11
I was taking some test, like an SAT or something, and I had a ton of pencils. I needed to use both arms to carry the pile of pencils I had. The guy handing out the test chuckled and said 'dude, you really crossed the line', and I thought it was pretty funny.

2/21 #12
I was in Steve's room with him and a few chicks. I went to get my guitar, but then I woke up, but still in the dream. I was in my boxers and wrapping my sheets around me. We talked and sang Beatles songs.

2/21 #13
It was me, Will, and Geary. We were waiting in a bus. We had a good bit of luggage, because we were moving for the summer. We got to the metro, and it was hard getting through the doors with all our luggage, I also had my guitar. The inside of the metro became the living room of a really nice house. We are talking about guitars. In the next room, theres a bunch of rich fancy people. In our room, this black guy comes in and brings this crazy string instrument that looks like a picture frame and has 2 buttons on the bottom, like piano steps, and a V shaped addition inside the frame, but a sideways V.
He starts playing it, and starts to smile, but tries to hold it back. I tell him not to worry and to just smile, because he is playing really well. He gets nervous and bails. I start playing, and I think I will sound terrible, since I haven't ever played it before, but I sound pretty good. I get into it, but then after a few seconds it activates some giant ancient pyramids outside the window. A giant floating magic eye appears on top of the bigger pyramid in the center. Everyone in our room is freaking out, I run to the room with rich people and tell them that we need to run away, but they completely ignore me. Small obelisk towers rise at each of the 4 corners of the pyramid, then transform into flying saucers, which descend down to our window level. Big gray aliens in jumpsuits with short, sharp teeth come running out towards us. They get close and I wake up.

2/22 #14
There was a society of people from a long time ago, an ancient culture. Their gods had granted them great weather, and they lived in huts on the beach. They got careless and ungrateful for their great lives. They would let little kids go far, far out into the water without any sort of supervision. Little kids had atomic symbol things hovering over their waists, colored black with light gray trimming. 3 of these little toddlers were out in the water in diapers and their atom things, when a giant tidal wave began to form. The toddlers drowned as the others watched in horror from the shoreline. The younger parents, denoted by yellow atomic symbols hovering over their waists, learned from this mistake the elders have made. If the toddlers had not been allowed to go that far out without an older tribe member, they could have been saved. For the record, these guys were gnarly swimmers. Then, as I walked away from the town towards the forest, there were a lot of dead birds on the ground. They were already cooked. I walked towards an entrance to the forest with one of the villagers, a pigeon confused the back of my neck for one of the cooked birds on the ground, and started ripping out the back of my neck. I woke up then.

2/22 #15
I was in my boxers and wrapped outside in blankets. I woke up in the dream and was sleeping outside in heavy rain.

2/22 #16
I was at my parents' house, Ryan was there, said whats up and left. I told my parents about the electric guitar I had just bought. My dad asked me to check if his eye was ok (He had just gotten eye surgery). It looked fine, but he had oxygen tubes and IVs and stuff. Then he said he wanted to check something, but his voice got quieter and quieter until I woke up. I went to wait at the bookstore bus stop with some random people to go back and get some normal clothes on. When the bus came, the rain water weighed down my blanket so much, I couldn't move.

2/22 #17
They had some extremely high-quality food at the dining hall. They had cooking-channel quality food, and all their desserts were like those sugary gummy worms and cakes and stuff. This guy at the dining hall was being really strict. He wouldn't let me take too much silverware, etc. I gave him a hard time for being so strict, and he got pissed and broke a plate. I gave him a cheesy father son talk about getting so upset, telling him to take it easy. I felt bad for being a douchebag to him earlier, so I said that if he ever needed anything, he could always count on me.

2/23 #18
We were in my room with Nathan, Max, James and Amrita smoking pot. I though, where are Sammy and Steve? and when I looked back, they were magically there too. Then I remembered that I was quitting smoking, so I jumped out the window and ran around for some reason. Maybe to try to air myself out? The parking lot morphed into the grassy patch area out in front of the 500 loop in family housing, I remember it being 3 am in my dream, because I had gone to sleep at 3 am before having this dream. A bunch of little kids somehow had my classical and electric guitar, and also my ball-in-a-cup. They were passing my stuff around, and I was worried that my stuff was going to get broken. The kids who had my guitars gladly returned them when I said they were mine, but the little kid with the ball-in-a-cup would not. So I just took the ball-in-a-cup from him.

2/24 #19
My name was 'Jusdumb'. They were jokingly saying that I was getting dumber. I was in the dining hall during one of my classes, and I made myself a sandwich.

2/25 #20
Will was super skilled at killing things ninja-style. He was also training asian Ryan. Where we were, Jesus' parents had been born, and for this reason, Will's old frat announced it a zombie apocalypse. The frat sent out the first zombie, but Will threw a dagger at it from inside and took it out.


2/25 #21
I had been in SF and my bike tired went flat. I was talking to this bike shop owner, who had fixed them for $20 each. I knew he was trying to scam me, and we were arguing. The bike tires kept breaking, nd the spokes were now also getting all tangled up like spaghetti or something. We were cussing each other out, and then he just said that the bike was broken beyond repair.

2/25 #22
Fish that ate purple things turned purple, and fish that ate orange things turned orange. There were 3 other rules, but I forgot them.

2/26 #23
I was in Mr. Martin's class, I had just switched into his class, so I didn't know anything, and we had a gnarly Mr. Martin test.

2/26 #24
I was eating little bits of corn off the ground, and hanging out with Kristen and Steve.\

2/26 #25
I woke up in a dream, and was in family student housing, and took a shower then went upstairs and woke up in real life.

2/27 #26
All my C10 friends and I were playing hockey, and it was like a shootout. I was goalie, and Amrita was the only one who was actually really good.

2/27 #27
I was in the shower in my boxers and a towel with the water off, and had a yellow string going through my toe, and was freaking out. Will was in the shower across from me and had one going through his nose and mouth, and was sliding back and forth, and was saying things like 'this is nothing man, this is fucking easy!'

2/28 #28
Our school was a huge building, and we were in a basketball court, then went upstairs to study at some tables. There was me, Will, and a few other guys. They came to search through our backpacks and stuff, but they didn't notice Will's little bong sitting right on the table.

2/28 #29
There was a zombie infestation in family housing, I was running as fast as I could.

2/28 #30
I was in SF with my parents, I could see the bay bridge and the transamerica building. We were in this hotel room, and my parents wanted all of us to go to Mexico for a week, and I didn't want to. I said I would take the bis back to SC, but they wouldn't let me. I was thinking of biking back, but my cell phone rang and woke me up.

3/1/09 #31
I was in wall-mart or some store, and was looking for that one airplane shooting game (Raiden?) they always have in arcades. I was looking through a bunch of CDs, and they were all diablo 2 and starcraft cds. One CD was just taped on the outside of the case with duct tape folded up to be sticky on both sides, and I was thinking of just taking the CD and pocketing it, but decided not to. I heard my mom's friend Cristina calling for her kid Bryan, because he was lost somewhere in the store.

3/1 #32
I was at my parents' and was on the computer, and had a computer virus that I couldn't get rid of. I was just trying different ways, but had no idea how to do it.

3/1 #33
I was doing my laundry, and I had to unroll toilet paper and put it in the washing machine as fast as possible. I didn't want to just stick full rolls in there because it would have been cheating. Eventually I emptied the roll and closed the washing machine.

3/2 #34
I had a dream that it was Tuesday morning, though it was actually Monday morning. I was biking up the hill by C10 to get to my philosophy discussion, and I was late.

(From now on, recording title of dream, and when I wake up to remember it. Also, not gonna write down the super boring short ones, too many and too normal.)

3/3 7:05 am #35 Strawberry Garden
There was a relatively big strawberry garden that this old farmer guy owned, that was being handed down to me. It looked like the garden they had at the boys and girls club, but all full of perfectly fat, ripe strawberries. The door lead to this hallway, with 2 rooms: one for me, and one for my mom. We were both sleeping in the room before I found out about the garden, and what got me out of the room was the radio in the middle, which was playing the song from Toy Story, 'you got a friend in me'. When it started playing, it had woken us both up, and we came out to turn it off, and that is when I found out about the garden.

3/3 8:02 am #36 Mariano Visits From Chile
I am sitting at my desk trying to go to sleep, when I see my brother Mariano, and a toddler and one of Will's friends. The toddler is in my family in this dream, though in real life I don't know them. It is 8:00 am in my dream, and I know that on tuesdays I wake up at 9:00 am for my phil discussion, but my brother being here is more important, so I just get up. First, Will shows them some cool youtube video. or something. I am hanging out with the toddler relative, while talking to my brother. Before going to sleep in real life,I actually had to pee kind of bad, but decided to hold it since the bathroom is too far away, and then in my dream, I peed my pants, though in real life I didn't. But it was weird nonetheless.

3/3
1:00 pm #37 At Work
I was trying to do the falling asleep conscious thing, but I just fell asleep without realizing it. I was at work answering phones and got a call. They were looking for Richard, but he wasn't there, so I took a message. I don't remember their question, but it was related to candidates, so Crystal normally would take that message, but she wasn't there either. I asked Margaret who I should pass the message to. She said that Kathy was taking Crystal's place for the day, but Kathy was out too. Margaret decides to read the message herself, but instead of picking up the message, she accidentally picks up my dream journal. She starts reading something out loud about flying carpets on fire, and even though I don't remember having a dream like that, I know that she is reading my dream journal. I hand her the message, but she keeps reading the journal, which kind of annoys me. I am still half conscious, thinking that it is a daydream or something, and I want to check the time. I open my eyes and look at my alarm clock, and it takes me a few minutes to realize that I had actually just woken up from a real dream. Hopefully next time I'll catch myself sooner.

3/4 5:30 am #38 Chicken Nugget Pool
I was playing pool with Neal, and we needed to go to Porter. Luckily, there was a pool table there too. Neal went to grab a triangle but he could only find squares. I looked under the table and found the triangle. We started playing pool, and Jen, the guy from middle school, and a few other people came by and wanted to play. They were drunk, though, so we ended up playing a mix of pool and chess. on the pool table, was a chess board. We used chicken nuggets for pieces, and moved them by hitting them with pool sticks. You had to crash your chicken nuggets into others and have the other one break, while your doesn't. On the first turn, Jen starts winning easily, because the game is too easy in the way it was designed. He realizes this, so as a joke, he just gets a hammer and lightly taps all our chicken nuggets to death with it. Then, I as a joke pretend to hit Jen in the head with the pool stick, like if i was hitting a pool ball. Then I see my grandma at the party, and she is sad because she thinks I left the party without saying goodbye. I give her a hug, and my mom is happy that I did the right thing.

3/4 7:00 am #39 Rickety Bridge
I was in that little area in front of the marine sciences building, with amrita, sammy, nathan, and jp2. We are walking towards the c10 bridge, and astrid passes by naked in the other direction. nathan and jp2 drool over her and go chasing after her, and sammy runs after them to stop them. amrita follows behind sammy. I keep walking towards the bridge, and when I get there, theres 2 bridges going over a little river. One is the normal, sturdy bridge thats always there, and to the right, the second bridge is all old and rickety. There is one of those ucsc electric golf cart-looking things crossing the sturdy one from the other direction. sammy has caught up with me now, and she is not just with amrita, nathan, and jp2 anymore. now also a bunch of little kids and some people in my family are following behind her. She doesn't want to wait for the little car to cross, so she takes everyone down the rickety one. I wait for the car to pass, and cross the sturdy bridge, and get across way faster than they do. Then I got confused as to why my mom was there, but instead of realizing I was dreaming, I just woke up.

3/5 6:10 am #40 Don't Mess with Zohan
Both me and James know crazy martial arts, and are as strong and fast as people in street fighter 4. I was helping james get a lot of rep, and to impress this cop that james was trying to impress. James and are trying to trick the cop into thinking that we are enemies, and we are having staged fights where James is supposed to win. Then, James starts telling me about this guy who swims through walls, by turning all solid wall around him into goopy wall liquid that he can swim through. Except in the story, the guy looses his power while in a wall, and gets stuck in the wall forever.

3/5 7:43 am #41 Philosophy
I was in philosophy class and I got a text message. It was on vibrate, so I just took it out to read it without bugging anyone, but a TA tried to take it. I didn't let him take it away, so he kicked me out of the class. Also, before this, I was talking to this guy next to me about how much I liked philosophy, and how that class was my favorite and stuff. I stood outside the door to listen to the lecture, but the TA said I had to go home. I looked the other direction, and noticed some people setting something up in some other room outside of the lecture hall. These guys were all really fat, and they thought very highly of themselves. I heard them talking about the TA. They said 'look, is that a donkey?' They were just being assholes because they thought they were better than everyone else. I told them, 'Oh you mean him or you?' They just laughed. Then I went outside, and looked at the trees and the people and the sunniness.

3/5 9:18 am #42 Philosophy Part 2/ Starbucks
I was in a starbucks with kai, inger, and amoke. Other people were sitting at other tables. Kai and his family was having a conversation, and I was staring at these 2 girls sitting at this other table. Everyone started leaving, until only me, inger, kai, and amoke were left. Inger said how nice it was to have the place to ourselves. We talked some, and then I was back in philosophy class. We were all in the lecture hall, but we all lived there, inside these cages. They had told us that we needed to turn in blank journals, and I didn't have one. I decided to bike to my room really quick during the break to grab one. But instead of getting back to c10, I somehow ended up at the pool. I saw max there, and he was also trying to get back to 10 to get a blank journal, even though he isn't in that class in real life. We went into the first of 2 areas of the pool. This area was fenced off from the normal area, and was only for people who were from an insane asylum. We walk over to the normal area, and I look back at the crazy area. Ben the guy on my high school cross country team, who isn't normally insane, is in there and is a crazy person in my dream. This black kid punches him in the face, and Ben does like a double leg and rams the guy against the fence, and throws him over the fence. the black guy lands on the concrete on his head. We leave the pool, and I wake up.

3/5 10:24 am #43 Walking On Water
Me and Will were in our room, and neal cruz walks by and tells us to give a package to natalie from cross country. I say, 'Oh I don't see her very often anymore. I think she actually graduated high school anyways so she probably goes to college somewhere else.' neal then somehow is now alex from our floor, and natalie is now some other girl that I don't think I know. alex starts talking to us about a plan to leave ashley and get with this other girl. He starts telling us a story about how they are on the beach, naked and about to have sex, when these 2 other bro-looking guys come and start hitting on the girl he is with. Alex decides to walk on the water to this island. When he finishes his story, we are back at the room. Alex decides he needs to stick to ashley and leaves. Will tells me that I need to put a plastic bag over the microwave, which is on top of our fridge, but is now at the end of the room with a moat surrounding it. I think 'Hmm, if alex can walk on water, so can I' I move my feet really quickly and make my way across the moat, and put the bag on the microwave. I walk back across over the water and tell Will, 'Dude! I can fucking walk on water!' Then I think, 'Hey wait a minute, I must be dreaming!' But I get too excited and just wake up.

3/7 7:25 am #44 Crazy Wall-Mart
We were in a crazy wall-mart like place, and we had a class there. We were learning about some weird equipment, and I don't know what it was for. But we had a thing that looked like a pool stick carrying case on our right shoulder, a square bag thing on the left, and our main piece of equipment was this fold-up open-top cage thing. Not like a jail cage, but with a chain link fence pattern, and it also had table leg things. Our professor just stood in the corner doing nothing, while our TA was explaining all our equipment to us,even though he was just sounding like the teacher from snoopy, and I couldn't understand anything. The TA was actually the TA from econ that gave the review session for the first mid-term. Then the TA had us run equipment parts checks, and had us take it apart and put it back together.

3/7 8:54 am #45 Christmas Halloween Combo
It was christmas, and I was in my house on nobel. I was walking around, and saw a ton of deer pulling shopping carts and stuff, like for christmas decorations people always have, except with real deer, and ones with antlers. I felt proud to have neighbors that were so involved with the christmas spirit. Then people were also trick or treating. There was this small creature that wasn't a human that looked like something out of the Nightmare Before Christmas. It was originally trained, by a mad scientist, to trick or treat on people's door, but to kill them by eating their necks alive when they opened the door. I tried to communicate with it, but it didn't speak any human language. I trained it to trick or treat normally, and to make good candy selections. I was walking back home with my mom, and I saw R farles and ryan lanthier walking by. My mom went home and I stayed to hang out with them. They started talking about smoking pot, but there was a giant echo, and everyone heard it. When I told them to be careful about the echo, the echo had intensified itself, so what I said was even louder. I decided to use the echo to my advantage and started doing the whistle-cupping-your-hands thing. It was super loud, and the entire town started cheering. We went to my room and were just hanging out there, until this hippy guy came and wanted us to watch some documentary. It was called "Simple (something)". My dream self had seen it before, but I remembered it having a lot of interesting educational info as well as some super hot girls in it, so I didn't mind watching it again so that they could see it. We were downloading it on my computer, but the screen was dirty and too hard to see. The hippy was looking for something to wipe it with, but I got impatient and just used my finger to wipe dust off. Because of my impatience, my finger print stayed permanently on the screen, and it really bummed me out. The computer started cracking along the side. We gave up on watching the documentary, and the only way to fix the screen was to watch a horror movie instead. Again, my dream self had already seen the movie, so I knew what was going to happen. I found some kleenex and wiped the dirt off, and put on the horror film. The same guy that had taught the trick-or-treating creature to kill people earlier in the dream was in this girl's house,trying to kill her. I realized that I was dreaming, but not fully enough to have full consciousness and logic. I know that I could do anything though, so I decided to make the girl in the movie switch places with me, so she would be safe in my room. I told the mad scientist guy that the girl had left, but unexpectedly, he still walked towards me with the intent of killing me. I grabbed a kitchen knife, but then saw that he had one about 3 times as big, plus the metal skewer thing he already had before. I contemplated throwing the knife at him, but then figured that he had two, so If i threw mine and he lived, he would steal my idea and just throw one at me and still have one left. Then I told myself that he can't hurt me because I was dreaming, but I was too scared and wasn't consciously awake enough to just make him disappear, so I just woke up.

3/7 11:15 am #45 Movie About The World and Underworld
We were about to go to cinema 9, so we went to borders beforehand and went to a bunch of secret free candy locations to get food for the movie. Then we went to the movie, and watched a really psychedelic and trippy movie about space, earth's surface, and the underworld. The movie was full of lights and shadow, mostly white, black, and black/white with very light hints of other colors, including yellow, orange, blue, purple, red, and some colors that I'm not sure are even real colors. The movie was the most amazing, joyful, and euphoric experience I remember having, while sleeping or awake, and I don't really know how to describe it with words, though I really wish I could.

3/8 9:08 am #46 Fight
I was walking up empire grade with kai. I see guaraci with some of his friends, and they are beating up some car. he turns to me and says "hey fuck you, mother fucker." I do a douchebag impersonation to show him what I think he is like. He tries to get his buddies to beat me up, but nobody gets his back, so je tries to fight me on his own. Theres 2 cops and their parked cop car right nearby, but they don't seem to notice any of this. guaraci throws punches, but I just block them. then I push him back, and he trips backwards over the curve.

3/8 11:50 am #47 My Friend From Africa
This guy from africa came, and he was the only real african in the entire US. He is really lost, and I show him around UCSC, explaining how things are like in the US. We found these guys that let us in their dorm. One of them looked like sean from wrestling. They were telling us how they wanted to get high and travel the world. We went to some shows with my friends and the african guy, and listened to a bunch of music. We go to this other dorm, where everyone is wanting to join a frat. 1 of each of the types if clicks is there (a nerdy guy, a popular girl, a bro, etc). The nerdy guy is saying he needs to join a frat so that he can be cooler. I tell him that it frats don't make you cool, and that being cool isn't important if you have good friends. Then this frat guy says that I need to join his frat, and that I just need to memorize some names or something. I just tell him that I quit the frat immediately. Then me and the frat guys and my african friend are walking up bay, when some motorcycle cops drive by. They want to kill my friend from africa just because he's from africa. They were talking to their boss on their radios, saying that they had found him and were going to kill him. One of the motorcycle cops was some kind of evil chief of police politician guy. Somehow, if the african guy was in the US for too long, all government corruption and all their greedy intentions would be revealed, and all the people would suddenly have the balls and brains to rebel and replace the entire government, which is why they needed to kill him soon. The scientist says he will beat the living shit out of me, but I act super tough and he runs away. Then his mind controlled henchman neal cruz from wrestling comes our from behind their van, and walks towards me. I am scared, but I need to at least buy time for my friend from africa. He picks me up by the shirt, and slams me against the side of the van, and is about to punch me in the face. I kick him in the shin, and then send out the strongest right hook that I can. Right as I do that, I punch my alarm clock off of my bed and wake up.

3/9 7:24 am #48 Biking
I was driving the subaru with my dad. We were at some intersection, and he said something to trick me into getting out, and he drives off. I have my bike, and I start biking by the residential area by westlake elementary, and see a little girl fall off a bike. I help her up, and her mom comes out of their house to help her. I keep biking along until I wake up.

3/9 8:50 am #49 Virus
Will and Alex decided to mess with my computer when I was gone, and they put a ton of porn as my background and stuff, but then accidentally got me a virus. I tried to fix it but couldn't, so I went to my parent's to see if my dad could do anything, since he works with computers. Then my mom started yelling at me that I had to go to econ class, but I never go to that class and I wasn't about to go just because of her. I decided to go back home to campus and just tell her that I was going to class.

3/9 9:38 am # 50 Snow Day
I looked out the window and there was a few feet of snow, and people making snowmen and stuff, and all class was canceled. It was a short dream, but that much snow in santa cruz is awesome no matter what.

3/10 8:37 am #51 Future Building
I was watching some sort of pay or something on this stage. There was a bunch of actors and actresses, all the actors were in suits with canes and top hats, and all the actresses looked like the oldschool pinup calendar girls. I didn't know anybody, but this girl with short, black hair introduced herself to me. She didn't actually talk, she was telepathically transmitting her thoughts to me. She explained that we were in this building, which was the entire population, and it was in the future. We were on the top story of the building, and she telepathically told me that I should go downstairs to this computer room. I did. Everything was white and really clean, like some sterilized operating room in a hospital or something. In the computer room, was a bunch of white and asian people all sitting at their terminals. Some were programming, and others were just playing computer games and stuff. One of them got up and told me that I should try one of their future machines. This guy wasn't telepathic, though, he actually talked. The machine changed your reproductive organ to whatever it wasn't. They had used it a few times before, but they wanted someone from the past to test it. I was really nervous, but the short-haired girl came down and let me know it was safe, painless, and easily reversible. The machine had a slot that looked like a VCR slot, and I had to put my male part into it. I was still kind of scared. My part had a barcode stamp on it, which confused me even more. I hesitated, but the girl telepathically was telling me not to worry. I put it in the VCR slot, and the machine started going. I closed my eyes tight, but it didn't feel like much at all, and after a few seconds, the machine turned off. I had a vagina instead now and it was very weird. My phone rang, and I took it out of my pocket to answer it, but a quarter fell out of my pocket as I took my phone out. It landed on the ground and my friend who hadn't actually talked with her mouth before, shouted "oh my god!" I freaked out, thinking there was some error with the effects of this machine, but then she laughed and said "you're an environmentalist!". Which was a joke referring to the quarter, which somehow made complete sense and was hilarious in the dream. I answered the phone, and it was a machine recording of myself. It said "This call is from john paul, to john paul, by john paul." I laughed, and hung up. When I woke up, I was relieved that I still had guy parts.

3/11 5:17 am #52 Behead and Clone
I was in c10, mopping floors and stuff. I had one of those yellow soapy water things and everything, and was even in janitor clothes. Moses was chasing me because he suspected me for marijuana, even though I was just being a janitor. It was really rainy, and I ran into this random room that was around where c9 would have been, except it looked like I was in the theater area on the way to where they do all the shakespeare santa cruz plays. In this room, I met the doctor. He was this old guy, and he explained to me the wonders of cloning. He would use cloning and mess with your dna to make people immune to genetic or other kinds of imperfections, curing any disease, including one that doesn't even exist, diabetes 2.0 (not type 2, 2.0 is different and infinitely more dangerous). He had been keeping himself alive since the beginning of time, and he had been keeping a few selected others alive for a long time too. He had acquired an incredible amount of knowledge and wisdom over this time. He said he needed me to join his experiment, and that I would be my age forever, and that I needed to become his personal ninja assassin. It would take a long time, but I would have literally forever to do it. Then, I met up with the other people who had been selected to live forever. To my surprise, they were james, sammy, amrita, and all the cowel people that they hang out with (jeremy, neal, etc). I left the lab, and james sammy and all of the doctor's patients cut off their finger tips for dna, then beheaded themselves and made new and improved clones of themselves. They did this every day. I wasn't going to have to do that until way later, when I had had much more training.
The next day, I was at my high school. I was looking for my high school friends, but didn't see them. I saw nathan, steve, and max. I wanted to hang out with them, but they could not know about the cloning thing, and I had to find the other patients of the doctor. I found them in this secret room that I had never seen in my school before. They were playing some ridiculously awesome metal music, and I air guitared to it and left. This was somehow part of my training. After I left, they all chopped off their own heads and cloned themselves, and this thought still was freaky to me. Then the doctor paused time around me, and telepathically explained to me that he was going to teleport me into the future for more training. He teleported me then to family student housing, on the hill on the way to the field by my house in the 600 loop. I was to survive as long as possible, and then he would just revive me as a clone when I died. There were a ton of weird animals. There was a group of 3 blue furry elephant rhino demon beasts about 100 feet from me and the doctor. The doctor morphed himself into a brown one of these. I was still a person, told him that I was scared of facing these creatures without any fighting training. He said that after feeling the pain of death enough times, I would become super tough, and that it was needed before I started my ninja assassin training. One of the blue creatures charged at me, and I started running away uphill up to the sandbox. The demon beast was super fast, and chased me down easily, and I had no choice but to wake up.

3/11 6:40 am #53 False Awakening
I woke up in my dream in my dorm, and it was still the middle of the night in my dream. The clock had said 5 something. Max, sammy, and amrita were in my room, and I started telling them about the dream I had just had about sammy and amrita being clones and all that. Max was just sitting there, listening. sammy and amrita were like "oh yeah we know" acting as if it wasn't strange at all. We were too loud, and my dad woke up from the other bed where Will should have been. I was still telling them about my dream, and was thought I should make sure I wasn't dreaming then. I started counting my fingers, but forgot what I was doing half way through. I looked at the clock again, and it was 4 something, and thought, "hmm, how can it be earlier than it was just a second ago? Time doesn't do that." but I assumed that I had just read the time wrong the first time.

3/11 8:34 am #54 Waiting For Something
Was waiting at a bench right outside our building, with steve, sammy, and sammy's bf. For some reason making sound is not allowed, but we are whispering to each other. A cso walks by and writes us up. Then we keep whispering, and are talking shit about how annoying cso's are.

3/11 9:33 am #55 Biking To Abuela's
We were going on a family vacation to Argentina. We were waiting at the metro to take a bus, but I decided to bike there instead, since buses were taking too long. I gave my dad a book, so that I wouldn't have to carry stuff in my pockets while biking. When I got to my grandma's house, she wasn't there, and I was just looking around. In the bathroom I decided to take a bath, and some girl with black hair came in and we had sex in the bath.

3/11 11:05 am #56 Swimming Pool
I was in a swimming pool jumping off the diving board and stuff. I was with kai and alejandro's friend james. We are talking about people who slip jumping off of diving boards and hit their heads on the diving board.

3/12 8:45 am #57 Thinking About Dreaming
I was dreaming that I was sleeping on my bed having a lucid dream about some kid. I woke up in the dream to get some water, because I actually was really thirsty before I had gone to sleep, but the kid from my 'lucid dream' withing this dream was still there. I had a ton of money but it was all lying around my room, and the kid wanted to steal it, so I had to hide it before I went to get water.

3/12 9:42 am #58 Mall
I went to the capitola mall with steve, james, and ian. We all split up and were going to go talk to girls, but I saw my friend sophie working at the food court, and I hadn't seen her in a long time since she went to college. She started telling me about how she had a ton of homework all the time, but she really liked what she was studying. She said she was majoring in freakonomics, or reaganomics or something like that. Then I saw alex and ian, and we went to this coffee shop, and lots of pretty girls were walking in and out, but I woke up.

3/12 10:28 am #59 Helping in School
I was biking up from the base of campus to faculty housing, and there was 2 other bikers biking up next to me. One was a so cal bro on a trick bike and the other one a big bouncer-looking black guy on a mountain bike. When we get to by faculty housing, the black guy asks me if I can help him with something. I say 'sure', and he wants me to talk to his kid about his schoolwork. Apparently his kid got suspended or expelled for crying and not paying attention and is only in 2nd or 3rd grade. His entire family is now standing in the background. I try to talk tot he kid and try to be friendly by cracking some jokes and stuff. His dad decides to bear hug the both of us, and I ask him what he is doing that. He says he just needs a blood test from his son. He whips out a syringe and draws blood from his son, his son doesn't even notice. Then he wants to get my blood, and he still has me in a bear hug. I resist, and say "I got a knife!" I reach in my pocket, but I know I don't have one, so I am just bluffing. He starts to let go, but then grabs tighter, and he says "I have one too!" He takes out a rusty, serrated sickle. I reply to him "I don't have a knife actually, I was just joking. But I am trying to help your son, be reasonable." He lets me go, and I hop back on my bike and leave.

As part of the same dream without waking up inbetween, I have a false awakening.
I wake up in my room and Will and Chris are there. will is no the computer. Will asks me if i am going to econ, and I say no. Then he leaves, but not to go to econ, but to go talk to geary in his room. Chris says we have one last assignment for econ, and it is a two-person assignment for no points. I ask him what I need to do, and he says he is going to get me the syllabus off the internet. I start writing down the dream I just had about helping the black kid in school, and am about halfway done, when will gets back. Will brought back a pong pong ball and paddles, and starts playing ping pong against the wall. I hit it back at him with my hand, but then realize I forgot the dream I had just been writing down. I think "fuck" and then I wake up. in real life. I actually remember the dream I had been writing down in ym false awakening, the first part of this one.

3/13 5:20 am #60 Rock Fight
Me, Kai, and Inger are in the forest in this large, multi-room, open-roof fort. She leaves to get something, so me and Kai grab sticks and pretend they are guns. We walk out the secret back door of the fort, and are walking around the back, when we see some random people walking around about 200 feet away from us. We pretend to snipe them, and think its funny and laugh. They see us, and also laugh, so they grab some sticks off the ground and snipe us back. Soon, there is another little group of random people who join in. We start baseballing little rocks instead of shooting fake guns, and some of them have incredible aim. They hit Kai with a tiny rock that they hit with a stick from like 200 feet away. They are little though, so it doesn't hurt to get hit, and it is all in good fun. Then Alejandro appears, and he starts lobbing fat boulders from just a few feet away. The tree fort is now a play structure, and he is on top of it and is throwing rocks the size of your head at us. I feel really annoyed that he came, because before it was fun, now it is not for fun. I am so annoyed with him, that I kind of decide to wake up.

3/13 6:44 am #61 Facebook Magazine And Legos
I had a magazine I was reading through from my room when I lived in family housing. It was a facebook magazine, but had all sorts of things in it. A lot of music ads, and some coupons. There was also a bag with some Legos in it, it was like a free trial for Legos. It immediately got my attention, and it was a set for making the inside of a castle throne inside a UFO. I specifically remember looking through the instructions, finding the pieces, and making it. This dream really made me wish I hadn't given away all my Legos way back when.

3/13 8:08 am #62 Truck Driving School
This guy was just learning how to drive a truck. He looked a lot like Napoleon Dynamite. There was a bunch of us outside, trying to guide him. We were at Bay and High. He was very horrible, he was hitting pedestrians and stuff, he would be on reverse and floor it, thinking he was in drive, and we were all yelling up at him to be careful, and stuff like that.

3/13 9:22 am #63 School Contest Winners
Me, Nick, Nathan, JP2, and JP2's lesbian friend were sitting at a table in the back right part or the dining hall. We had just won a school contest, and we got a bottle of fancy blueberry alcohol of some sort, some congratulatory cards, and a bunch of money, for the purpose of bulldozing some restaurant and rebuilding our own building there. The school decided not to give us any money, because they thought that we wouldn't want to bulldoze somebody's restaurant. We were still happy, though, for the bottle of alcohol, considering we hadn't really tried at all to win the contest.

3/13 9:54 am #64 Thursday Again
I had another false awakening, I thought it was like 4 pm on thursday, even though it was really friday, and was all upset about missing my review session for philosophy.

3/14 9:54 am #65 Party In Some House
We were in some party or something, and everyone from ucsc was in a little circle talking, except satamrit. She was on her own in the corner on some 1 person couch, wearing a white dress, and patiently sitting there. I looked back in our group, and there was another satamrit wearing a black dress, and talking with the group, and making fun of the first satamrit behind her back. Then we walk outside, through a sliding glass door, and max is sitting on one of those beach chairs, and liz is his girlfriend. she is sitting on his lap and they are making out. He introduces me to her, not knowing I already knew her. I start talking to her and ask her how Fiona is and stuff. I know there was a ton more to this, but smoking made it harder to remember.

3/15 7:04 am #66 Nature Walk
We were walking in the forest on the way to tree nine, in a single file line. Then when I woke up, I immediately thought of the Samurai Jack episode where he fights his evil self.

3/16 6:20 am #67 School Relay Race and Philosophical Discussions
I was in a relay race with a bunch of random people from westlake, and I was in Mr Jacob's class, but we were all the age I am now instead of 6th grade age. I didn't see any other teams or anything, but we were just running to get to the end of a really long hallway thing, and in a single file line all sitting indian style. I sat in the last spot in the back, and abuelo Pepe was sitting in the spot behind me. I was pretty happy to see him, considering he usually lives in Argentina. Then, Mr Jacobs said we were splitting up into two groups, to help out a class of little girls that were all from some really poor middle eastern country. One group would show half of their class some children's movie that they would all enjoy, like the magic schoolbus or something, and the other group was supposed to have a philosophical discussion with them about american terrorists and how fatty foods are bad for you. I got stuck in the second group, and was disappointed, because I knew that little girls from a third world country wouldn't want to have any sort of philosophical discussions. Lucky for me, when we went to meet the little kids, we decided to have a soccer game instead, except the little girls were really good, so it was a really close game.