CHiLLEN's Dream Journal

Title: Bi – Sexual lol
Location: Rangebank school, Lyndhurst school, josh d’s house
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 15 mins maybe?
Date: 02/03/09

My Dream:
I am at school was my two friends Daz and Ben and i was in class at rangebank with old mates Josh R and Drew D. I must of got it on with Josh R cause we were giving each other flirty glairs across the class room and felt strong arousment to Josh R was helping me out with the answers and i was cheating off him when he turned away and then told him i figured them out by myself.

Scene skipped

I am with Daz and Ben F and some randoms i did not know and was heading home from school from Lyndhurst. Eventually Ben F and the randoms walked away from Daz and myself. I was not sure how to get home to Dazza’s house and decided for him to lead the way he took me through an empty china town looking place it was sloped downwards and had nice brick work around the sides. We had to lie on our backs and slide ourselves through a very tight pipe to get to supposedly Dazza’s I was getting quite closturphobic and just wanted to get out as quick as possible, eventually did so. And ended up at Josh D’s house instead of Dazza’s but Daz and his family lived there. Ben F’s car was parked in the drive way, we thought we would of beat him home cause we were racing home to try and beat him after he walked off on Daz and myself, but obviously he drove and had won the battle. Dazza’s mother was beside the car and greeted me and she was looking quite thin and was looking hot, she started flirting with me and I liked it and she kept mentioning ‘’Do I look hot’’ as if she had knew I had thought so. Dream ended so I missed out hooking up with best friend’s mother hah.

Title: Unreal Tournament
Location: Blaxland house
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 10 mins
Date: 08/03/09

My Dream:
I am at my old Blaxland house and seemed to live there by myself. I got a phone call from Daz and wanted to know if i would verse him in a computer game called UT (Unreal Tournament) and I kept forgetting to turn on PC and the idea of me verseing him slipped my mind. Eventually my Dad phoned me and was wondering why I wasn’t in the game yet. I made up an excuse and told him my PC wasn’t loading up so I said and i would give it another go and of course it worked and loaded up instantly the game loaded up in a flash and I was playing a map that was my favourite called Deck16][ and Daz was playing against me.

Sometimes out of no where the map would change to another map alot bigger and tighter areas in certain sections. I was losing the battle against Daz he was getting some cheap kills on me I would fall into acid and he would magically appear and would attack me when I was down and out, I was defenceless. Nothing the less I was playing quite bad and I was a quite a experienced gamer in reality and Daz sucked in reality. I usually fought Daz near a 100 Armour and near the belt (Armour) and redeemer (Most powerful weapon).

When map changed to the bigger map I mentioned earlier I was up against Bots (Players made up by game) also against Daz still. It was kill for kill no teams. I was up against a Bot and I was winning the battle about to claim a kill and then another Bot would appear and kill the Bot I was attacking earlier. (Everything was against me!). I would battle Daz in the more open area and get some kills on him. Dream end I think I won the battle in the end against Daz

Title: The billy cart
Location: Lyndhurst and Rangebank
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 15 – 20 mins
Date: 11/03/09

My Dream:
I was at school Lyndhurst and Rangebank it was a mixture. I was with Lachlan S and I had brought a canoe to school and Chirsten wanted me to make a billy cart out of the canoe. I needed to find some wheels that I could attach to it, I was not sure where to get them from. I thought a good idea would be to get the tires that were stuck half way in the ground around the school and attach them to the canoe.

While I was searching for tires there was a police chase in the school so the cars flew past and around the corner and the offender crashed out of site, so I went to investigate the scene so I went behind the class rooms and there was no car or anything part from a cracked window on the class room. On the class room where the cracked window was there was a long rag that was hanging over the scene I asked Lachlan S what was the point of it was, he replied it’s to hide the crash scene. We went to investigate more and walk down the steps but then we realised there was a tallish male standing there and we figured he was the offender that crashed the car in the chase. He looked tough and walked passed Lachlan and myself and nodded his head in the sense of saying ‘’Hi’’ when he exited the yard. I was surprised he said hi I thought he must of been intimidated of Lachlan cause he was a tall bloke.

We had to take some tires through the yard where the crash scene was, the yard was a long vertical yard with a fence to separate the yards you could choose to walk either side. We took ourselves through the yard and noticed a glowing creature up ahead it had a bluish glow around it. The creature was harmless at the start, we got through the yard no problems. After a few trips through the yard I was thinking about how Chirsten would like the billy cart when I was done and thought how much I could sell it to her for. We went through the yard again and the creature started becoming more aggressive towards us and attacked. We would reach the safe zone at the end of the yard everytime to be safe in the end. The creature would fly and run most of the time, In the end we won the battles against it. I saw a teacher (Mrs farfara) and whilst stealing tires from around the school we tried to not get caught but I’m sure she saw me through the class room window.

Scene Skipped
I was playing cricket at Rangebank school and where they had bark and chairs were near the back of the school. The wickets was a tree near the fence and the bowler had to the crease that was a mowed circle in the grass. My brother was bowling and I was fielding in close. After a few balls someone caught the batsmen out it was an easy catch. I ran to my brother and insisted I bowl next so I got my way. I was boasting about my bowling and that I would get him out on the second delivery bit I didn’t, it was harder to bowl then expected I was bowling slower then I did in reality. I bowled a bouncer at the batsmen and it bounced like a bouncy ball almost. The batsmen was Sam B’s brother I think? Dream ended

Title: Birthday Bash
Location: Rangebank, Milk bar, Germain’s house
Lucid: no
Time/Length: ???
Date: ???

My Dream:
It is my birthday and I was on the oval at Rangebank and it was dark. I was with Daz (once again lol) and we were intending to get blind drunk. I was in the milk bar across the from the school and we had a crate full of spirits and beer. The crates were heavy at times and I was getting frustrated and I wanted to dump the alcohol somewhere so it was hidden. I was paranoid someone would find the alcohol. There were two people (Male – Female) near the paddock on a couch under a blanket and I think they were taking notice where we were taking the alcohol.

They eventually got up and started heading over to the milk bar the guy started hitting the girl, he was obviously an arse hole and a lot of people headed towards the milk bar, there must have been a price to win if you were to enter the shop at a certain time because the two people from previous came out of the shop and gave each other a hi five and they headed towards the oval where Daz and myself were and the guy boasted about how easy it was and how less effort it was for such a price.

The guy was tallish skinny and looked like a rough nut. We hid the alcohol near a tree at the top of the oval where a lot of younger innocent girls were. We decided to take the alcohol with me and take it with us but there was too many bottles ect. My grandfather came down in a white old car it must have belonged to Daz and my grandfather said someone crashed into the car and Daz wasn’t very disappointed. We travelled to my Aunties place but it did not look like her place at all.

I started shaking everyone’s hand in the room a lot were older people I had not even met before and they were saying ‘’happy birthday’’. I gave my grandmother a hug and then decided to go to the backyard where the younger people were, I got to the backdoor and noticed my 3 girl cousins were there and they did not pay much attention to me, either did the rest of the younger ones considering it was my birthday.

New Dream/Scene Skipped?
I was at Germain’s house and there was something on the TV it was Lil wayne, Shannon noll, and Natalie Bassingthwaighte and they were pretty funny and germain somehow from the kitchen started replaying a bit he thought was hilarious and I thought to myself that’s not even that funny there is way more funnier bits then what he was showing me it was getting on my nerves I just wanted to show him the bits I saw that were funny. We were near the toaster and we were cooking something. Dream end

Title: The pool / Taxi from hell / The flying / The Surfers
Location: Daz’s house, Crown Casino
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 15 - 20
Date: 14/03/09

My Dream:
I was at Dazza’s old house and there was Daz, Ben F, Luke B, random chick, Daz’s Mum, Daz’s uncle Rob and Jason F. I was naked in the pool with Daz, Ben, Jason, Luke and the chick. Jason asked me to get his breathalyser from his room, so I started to bar myself up before I got out of the pool because Ben was comparing penis’s. When I got out of pool Ben was checked my penis out and said it was big and mine was biggest out of the lot.

I entered the house and went to get Jason’s breathalyser and I thought to myself this doesn’t look like a breathalyser it was too small. I brought it back and then we started chilling out in the pool for a bit and uncle Rob was cooking the bbq and I was chatting talking to him asking how he’s been. He started talking to Jane and the sausages started burning. We were all out the backyard and running around and Luke brought out a sniper rifle and started aiming at people and telling them to run so we did. I noticed he was especially aiming the rifle at me and I was getting pissed off and a bit harsh. Luke was now holding a camera and started taking shots of everyone, I was getting in most of the shots in the back ground and in their faces , they started getting annoyed that I was doing this and told me to stop it and piss off.

I then got behind Luke and was watching the screen on his camera and he got upset and said NO don’t do that, and the others sided with Luke so I cracked it and started debating why I wasn’t in the wrong and it was harmless. I started to dislike Luke and I made sure he noticed. I started smoking cause I was stressing and I realised I shouldn’t be but I did anyway.

New Dream? I decided to take a taxi into the city so I could go clubbing. The taxi driver looked like my girlfriends dad Peter, I was talking to him and something’s I said to him, people could take it in a bad way if you had no sense of humour ect. He would always take what I was saying the wrong way and fully cracked it. And he was taking me to my destination (Crown Casino). My taxi fare was 80 Dollars and I thought it was a rip off. I tried carrying out my stuff I had from the back seat and the taxi driver got inpatient but he drove passed the Crown and a lot further up the road. He accompanied me into Crown and he took me into a shopping centre inside Crown. He took some cleaning products and I took a mop for no reason and went to pay for his product and ignored me. I went to walk out the entrance with a security guard making sure no one would steal. I walked straight past him no problems with my cleaning mop, the guard took a glance at me but I could have got away with it but I then realised what the hell am I doing with this mop I don’t even want it, so I returned it. The cricket was on a plasma inside the shopping centre and it was a 1 day series against Australia vs New Zealand and I think NZ were winning and the outfield of the cricket ground was full of white snow/hail? I was watching it on and off when I was with taxi driver throughout Crown/Shopping centre.

When I was walking around by myself and wondered where I could go, I knocked into Jeff B and was chilling with him and decided to sit at a table, there were three girls sitting there one of them noticed who I was from school and asked would I be interested in one of them and didn’t tell me who was interested in me. The girl that asked looked like Sam (Ben F’s ex GF) but uglier. I was chatting away confidently and my brother came over to the table and he looked like he had just finished work, he was wearing a work shirt and his hair was messy. I asked my brother if he was clubbing tonight, he replied yep in Hallam, I asked if I could come along with him he replied no worries. I went in a taxi and the taxi fare sky rocketed to 20 plus dollars I thought it didn’t sound right. The driver was Peter from earlier but we were quite friendly to each other.

(New Dream) I was at my house in Blaxland. I was on the computer but it was located where the dishwasher used to be, Matt U was there and we not friends we were giving each other shit and I told him if he keeps going I have 2 days left to smash his face in (I must have thought it was a cricket test). The PC was making noises so I hit the side of it and it stuffed and broke.

(Scene Skipped) Matt was out to get me and I was on the run and I had ran off to my old house in Hunt Club and I was paranoid he would find me and I was trying to put down the garage, I had to do it in a odd away and press a button that was on the ceiling . I told Dad to not let anyone inside.

(SceneSkipped) I was down at rangebank school and I saw footage of 5 Melbourne Tiger player’s say something then shoot the basketball for 3 point line and they were sinking hoops left right and centre, I studied there shooting styles and I started playing by myself and I was shooting from 3 point line and scoring every time I shot it was unreal.

(SceneSkipped) I was with a class/group and went to the milk bar near Lyndhurst and Matt was with the group. He entered the milk bar and he brought 10 ice cream cones and something else. Someone tipped me off that he was going to throw them at me, I made a run for it before he came out of milk bar. I was off to my old place in Blaxland and I was running my hardest but I was in slow motion. Luke was following me but I think I got away from him, I got home real quick in slow motion.

(SceneSkipped) I was at the basketball courts and I was shooting around, a lot of people started turning up and playing basketball, there was a white basketball and a few other colours. Matt had a gun and he came through the crowed and I got away from him. Some footage flashed through my head and it was Brendan Fevola and Matt in there football gear and Brendan threw Matt to the ground and more footage flashed through my head of Brendan and Matt in the same scenario but they looked younger. After the flashes of scenes running through my head I saw a picture of Nicky Windmar looking down on Matt but it did not look like Matt, he actually looked like Frankenstein. I was running away from the basketball courts towards Drew D’s house and I started flying and made a gun appear in my hand, at the time I thought it was a flame thrower. I honed down on Matt from the sky everything looked tiny and Matt looked like an insect, I got close to him and started shooting I expected flames to come out but acid did instead. Out of nowhere Matt appeared in a car and I shot acid at the car and he was in danger of the acid, he got out of the car and I sprayed acid on him collapsed and certain items were coming out of his body. (I thought it must have been a game where I killed him and I get his items) He crawled out of the acid and laid basically dead on the footpath.

(New Dream) There was a lot of surfers riding a lot of small waves close to each other, I was viewing then from above in a sky view and the scene would move closer, a surfer would make a break for it as if they were racing to shore. The zoom in of surfer making a break for it replayed in my dream a few times. Dream Ended

Title: Aussie cricketer / End of the world
Location: Rangebank School, Civic Video, City
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 15 – 20 mins
Date: 14/03/09

My Dream:
I was playing cricket on the oval of Rangebank School and I was part of the Australian cricket team. I was fielding we were playing against South Africa and my brother was also on the team, he took two easy wickets by catching the ball. I was scared to catch the ball I was hoping the ball would didn’t come near me so I couldn’t make any mistakes, because being on the Australian cricket team was unbelievable I did not want to blow my chances. Amla and Boucher were batting and they edged one passed the keeper into the deep close to the boundary and they went for an extra run and misjudged it, the ball was thrown from the deep and was heading straight to the keeper and he fumbled the ball and missed a chance to claim the wicket. My brother caught Amla a few balls later so we were not down on ourselves anymore after missing that wicket.

(Scene skipped) I was in the car with a few Australian cricket players and I was going on about that missed chance by the keeper earlier, also I mentioned how Amla was out of form and Ricky Ponting found that funny. I looked up and saw Rach with a group of people and Chelsea was down the bottom on the footpath. The girls were in civic video on the veranda and they were partying.

(New Dream) I was with Drew D and Lachlan S in the city we went for a walk. I decided to bring some spears with me. I walked through the city side walk and Drew and Lachy started fighting these religious people, I did not get involved and I ended up walking up this tunnel that led out of the train station and there was a lot of road works going on. I had a shovel in my hand and was stuffing around with it and pretending to work, a worker said ‘’give that shovel back’’ I said NO.

(Scene Skipped) I was back to the start and started the dream all over again. I said to Drew and Lachy that two spears were missing, they said let’s go get them. We had to get through this tight space to get out of where we were to get to the train station exit. Drew and Lachy started fighting the religious guy’s again so I went to the road works again and asked around for the spears a guy pointed over towards a guy that was seen with spears earlier, he was celebrating on top of a bus as if they had saved the world. I noticed smoke and sparks coming out of cracks out of the ground. Drew and Lachy came to where the road works were and they looked very fatigued. I mentioned to them that I could not find the spears, Drew saw one above a fence that was quite high up I was surprised I did not see it earlier. Everyone’s mood changed and looked frightened I looked to the sky and there was a asteroid heading towards earth at a very fast pace I was unbelievably scared and I froze. (Dream ended)

Title: Death of cricket
Location: Rangebank, Cranbourne Shops
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 10 mins
Date: 15/03/09

My Dream:
I was at rangebank school I was following a female movie star around. She was greeting her fans, she got towards the art room door and a child and mother were ignoring the movie star. The movie star was feeling a little awkward because she was getting ignored by two fans of hers as if she had done something wrong. I was in the school office, I was with Kayley and there were three other people also in the office they were adult and were sitting on a couch. I was watching sports tonight a sports highlights program, it was shown on the plasma behind the reception I had to watch it through a little gap.

Cricket was getting shown and I saw the score it was 8 – 90 and Matthew Hayden was in batting. He got bowled out and they kept showing highlights of him getting bowled, shots he played, catches he dropped/caught as if he was going to retire or they were trying to make him look bad. Kayley changed the channel secretly so I wouldn’t notice but I caught her, I got pissed off at her and the three adults on the couch looked at me like I was in the wrong with having ago at her. I explained to them that she does it all the time. When the channel was changed I saw a tragedy on TV there must have been a lot of deaths from a certain natural disaster that had occurred.

(SceneSkipped) I was inside the arts room and I was feeling sick and I told the teacher how I felt and it was the shoes fault that made me feel sick. I was listening to some music with a black male that was into rap and acted like a rapper. We would move our heads and arms to the music. I went over to the teacher and was telling her how I was feeling sick again and I heard music that we were listening to earlier it was as if his headphones came out and it was playing through the speakers at the time, but it was different and I heard a lucid dream loop track I was listening to a week earlier (I still didn’t realise I was dreaming lol).

Everyone got out of the class room because there was a noise of some sort, the teacher was saying it was because we had to all go outside and listen to some news that was going to get told to everyone. I went out and Kara D was sitting down so I joined her and I glanced over towards the canteen and Andrew Marino was there setting stuff up. I was telling Kara about the deaths I saw on TV and mentioned that might be why we were all called out of our class rooms, waiting for the announcement. I was running towards the arts room and I knocked into the band U2 and said got art class or something presentation of a chair I made into a special chiropractor chair to help the injured. It was a load of crap. There were three or four teachers in the room.

(SceneSkipped) I was testing someone’s equipment and they said to me it’s better than jarring your and I looked over to see what they were talking about being so bad, it was Cranbourne car park ramp and it was a slip and slide with mats. Then I was testing a safety bad which you could land on and not get hurt it was a weird invention. Dream Ended

Title: The cheer leader
Location: Cranbourne Shopping Centre/ Unknown / Daz’s House
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 20 mins
Date: 16/03/09

My Dream:
I was talking to two people on the street sidewalk and a plane was flying extremely low and looked like it landed where a group of people were up the road. We ran over to where we thought it may have crashed and noticed that it had crashed and it didn’t look too bad. We got close to the plane and saw that the pilot looked burnt and pretty much lifeless he was in bad shape. We started yelling at the pilot to wake up and we were too worried to drag him out because of the little flames and smoke thinking it may explode. I noticed there was a girl in the plane as well but she looked in a lot better shape than the pilot, she was unconscious and we were whistling and yelling at her to wake up. She eventually woke up but she did not realise we were standing there trying to get her attention. She started to somehow write a letter on the outside of the plane saying ‘’ I love everyone… you know who you are ‘’ ect it was like she was writing it with her mind cause it was impossible.

(SceneSkipped) I was in Cranbourne shopping centre I was with Lachy and Josh R and Steven W. We were walking through the shop and I went into an area where you get changed. I started talking to this guy and I was asking him for my pillow.

(SceneSkipped) I was sitting with hundreds of people sitting in our assigned groups listening to speeches by important people. A scene flashed in my mind of a tiny black 32 year old cheer leader caught with steroids or something at the airport. He was sitting on stage with the important people and they were saying how much of a good person he is ect. One of the important people in the Chinese area said something in his language and the group next to mine were laughing like it was something hilarious and it went on for some time the laughter.

(SceneSkipped) I was in the car with Daz and it was raining and a motorbike passed us in the wet and a tight road it was quite stupid, we were right beside him and myself and Daz and the motorbike rider were hoping we wouldn’t slide into each other. There was a round about her the rangebank school shops but in reality there is a island not a roundabout. Me and another guy went passed Dazza’s house and we saw a white Volvo outside his house but we knew his family were out on a holiday of some sort. I went and knocked on the door to check if anyone was home and Dazza’s sister Mehegan opened the door, I was surprised they were home and I walked in and saw a German Sheppard dog and it was very friendly towards me. I went into the lounge and Dazza’s mum Jane and Val were there and I was chatting away with them. Dream Ended

Title: Part of the team
Location: Kayley’s parents house/ MCG / Lyndhurst School / Hotel x2
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 20 mins +
Date: 17/03/09

My Dream:
I was living at Kayley’s mum and dad’s and I was renting out the house with Kayley. I was watching cricket on the TV and Scotty Burns from Collingwood (Australian Football League) team came through the door to inspect the house. He was really nice to us, as soon as I saw him I said Burnsy! And I think he realised I was a Collingwood supporter. Not long after a few other players rocked up including Paul Medhurst. They were all nice to us as if we were there friends almost. Nathan Buckley entered and inspected the house he was quite arrogant and acted like he was better than us, he asked me what the mark on the wall was from, I said it may of been from when we were moving washing machine ect into laundry, he replied with a smart arse comment that I should have got something?. I was talking to Scotty Burns about Nathan Buckley and telling him what I thought of him. Scotty was backing up Nathan and saying his not too bad of a bloke but agreed on a few points I said about Nathan. I asked Scott how many Collingwood players rent out houses together, he said heaps. A little while after a lot of other people started coming over that supposedly had been renting this house to me also. There was a guy sitting on the couch and he said he was a brother of one of the Collingwood players and I tried to think of who he may be related too, he looked very similar to one of the players but I couldn’t think of his name, he said he wasn’t into football for some reason. It was like a party in this house, everyone was acting like it was, loud, socialising and there were some animals that were inside, there was a pig on the couch.

(New Dream) I was at the cricket and I was sitting under the shelter half way up. I sat next to a black guy and behind me was Drew D. A business looking guy in a suit up to us and the black guy was being a smart arse, he called the business guy a whore so the business guy thought to himself for a few seconds and called him a black nigger. The business guy walked off and the black guy followed him. I must have walked off to the shops around the MCG (Melbourne Cricket Ground). I stopped at a reject shop or something simular and I was talking to a girl at the checkout, I think it was Kara D and after sometime Jeff B came up behind her and said guess who. I brought some items and then headed off. I was about to head off and I got a phone call from the black guy and he was wondering where I was, I said I was with some friends that work at the MCG. I went walking for a toilet and I went into a few I think and they were not what I wanted for some reason. I ended up riding through Cranbourne on the out skirts of Lyndhurst school. I saw some disabled people in wheel chairs, one was getting pushed by a help and the other was wheeling himself. I offered him a hand and he declined and said no thanks I’m ok. I kept riding past them towards the top of the Lyndhurst school oval and I could see a toilet from the distance, I got quite close to it and noticed it was flooded out and was ¾ under water/ground.

(SceneSkipped) I was passing a hotel and I thought I would check the public toilets there. I came across one and I tried having a piss but I was having trouble figuring out how to use the toilet it was weird, it was like I had to pull something out of the wall to piss on. I started washing some items I had brought from the MCG and certain items had scraps of food around the edges. A female came into the toilet and I ignored her, she started pissing standing up and I thought it was strange. After that she was telling me how to wash my items properly. She then got into the public shower that had a clear door on it so I could see through. She had some clothes on and I was peaking at her through the mirror and I would quickly move my eyes down towards the items I was washing so she wouldn’t recognise I was starring at her. Eventually she took off all her clothes and it was steamy so I could hardly see anything clear. When she got out of shower I must have had a towel around my waist and nothing else, I had dropped the towel so she could see my arse. I think I got her attention in a good way I think she liked what she saw. We started flirting with each other and she invited me over to where she was staying in the hotel. I told her I would have a shower and then come over, my intention was to have a wank and then go over and have sex with her so I could last longer and give her a great time. Her father was driving a old ute and stopped by the toilets and said hi. I was a bit pissed off cause I wasn’t sure if I was able to have sex with this chick if the old man was home.

(New Dream) I was walking down the road at night and I was going towards the Mirinda Park train station on the side of the high way. I was with a guy I don’t know, he said we’ll get some sugar from somewhere. We ended up at a hotel that had a milk bar shop up stairs. We walked up these steps and got to the shop door and knocked. Some kids were looking at us knocking through a glass sliding door to the right of the shop I think it was part of the shop. I heard the owner yelling wondering who was at the door, he opened the door and welcomed us we asked for some sugar. The first thing I saw was a massive bed was a dog sleeping in the corner of the bed with a blanket and a pillow I thought it was strange I think. The owner took us through to where he had some items, he gave us some sachets of sugar about a hand full. We then walked into the other room where items were also and the guy I was with stole 1 tea bug and hid it.

We decided to leave after that and the owner all weird and said he loved me, I got all freaked out and left in a hurry but didn’t make it too obvious that I was freaked out. Me and the other guy were walking down the steps and almost reached the bottom, I then realised my father going up the stairs I said what a you doing here? He said he was bored and was just looking around, I did not believe him one bit. He gave me 60 cents or something close to that, it was like he wanted me to take the money and piss off and forget what had happened and drop the convocation. I noticed he was wearing high heel shoes that made him look gay, a Lady caught my eye up the stairs and she looked like a prostitute and it was like she was waiting for my father and wanting him to hurry up. She looked like a cheap hooker and was an older women in her 50’s maybe. Dream Ended

Title: The aboriginal’s revenge
Location: Unknown/ Blaxland house
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 10 – 15?
Date: 18/03/09

My Dream:
I was at some town where there were a lot of concrete and nice gardens on concrete slabs above the ground. I needed to get something off a aboriginal girl and I started throwing something at her and she was retaliating, I did it to the point where she was almost dead.

(SceneSkipped) I was at my old Blaxland house, it was me and my father living there by ourselves. Some kids came to the door and I must have been here because of me almost killing that girl. They started threatening me and telling me to watch my back if I am seen around the park. I got scared thinking that they’ll come back, I closed all the blinds and turned off all the lights and was paranoid I would be found. They came back for the second time and I got my dad to say I was not here, they were checking the backyard and front yard to see if I was anywhere to be seen. I was holding the front door open for some reason and one of them saw me and started threatening me again.

(SceneSkipped) I was in a sky view simular to Google earth and I was looking for parks so I knew where the aboriginals were. I came across some tennis courts and 6 or so boxes of bread and I had to choose a type of bread for some reason, I eventually chose normal white. I tried to hover towards the tennis courts but it was like there was a force field around it, I couldn’t hover over it. I was now in the park where the aboriginals were and I was playing Poker Texas Hold’em against one of them. I was dealt two 5’s and I ended up making four of a kind and let the other bloke bet himself to an early grave and I smashed him in the end. Dream Ended

Title: The Dog
Location: Kayley’s parent’s house/ Daz’s house
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 20 mins
Date: 21/03/09

My Dream:
I was at Kayley’s parent’s house in Bathurst and I was with Kayley and her parents. We were out the backyard but there was only a bit of decking with a hand rail going around it, the rest was a lake. There was a hippopotamus in the water and I remember hearing of a girl getting killed by the same hippopotamus. Peter was flying his remote control helicopter over the lake and our heads, he was also trying to stir the hippo up by flying it quite close to it. The helicopter was going lower and lower to the water eventually it fell in and Riley the dog jumped in after it and grabbed it and was on his way back to the decking. The hippo was after the dog and got extremely close to biting Riley, but he got back to us safe.

(SceneSkipped) We were all on the little island on the lake and there wasn’t much room, Riley jumped into the water after his ball I think and the hippo was after Riley again and Riley got bitten and then died. I was so sad I ran to Kayley’s parent’s house and cried my eyes out. The other’s were a little upset but not as much as I thought it was strange.

(New Dream) Dazza’s neighbour had been killed by someone and it was a big bloke. We came to a conclusion that we thought the big guy’s wife killed him so she could have all his money to herself I think the guy was worth quite a bit of money. Dream Ended

Title: The Vortex / The Game
Location: A city, Rangebank school
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 10 mins
Date: 22/03/09

My Dream: (Was lazy and couldn’t be bothered recalling and went back to bed. And eventually remember little bits)

I was with Daz and we were on top of buildings and Daz was launching a ball that looked strange and it would rebound off everything like a bouncy ball. He would shoot the ball and then try to slingshot into the ball, I tried to help him out to achieve what he was doing.

(New Dream) I was in the class room and the teacher was an old one I had in grade four. I was doing my work and I was confused about the work we were doing, and couldn’t find the work I needed to work off. Eventually I found it and there was a lot of pages and was quite messy, I thought to myself this is going to be annoying to work through. I went outside and decided to do my hair with some kind of wax/gel. I saw an old friend Trevor S that I used to avoid talking to he was up ahead walking my way. I was rushing my hair so I could quickly get inside the class room and not talk to him. He turned off elsewhere and I was glad, I was heading back into class and Trevor appeared and I quickly ran past him and gave him a smile and a tap on the arse and looked like I had to get in class in a hurry. Dream Ended

Title: The Phat Joint
Location: Unknown, Blaxland.
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 20mins
Date: 23/03/09

My Dream:
I was telling my brother about a game I played, it was a cricket game and the graphics were shit hot. I had the chance to take any player from the opposite team that was able to be swapped and make them play on my team, same scenario for the opposite team. Dream Ended Was a good dream forget most of it was too sketchy and all over the shop to journal :(

(New Dream) I was at a comedy festival at a nice opera looking stadium. The lead singer of Coldplay came on stage and decided to try being the funny guy, he sucked and talked in a different language, I didn’t think he was funny one bit.

(SceneSkipped) I was at a house that was a big wooden house, which had nice features beside the house it was nice stone on the walls. Some guy appeared from the decking and I think it may have been Coldplay singer no idea, and he was talking some shit maybe in a different language and it sounded like he was saying joint but we realised he wasn’t but Edward told Robert to go get a joint cause he wanted to stuff around. Eddy sent Robert to get a joint so I followed him inside and watched him grab a joint out of a basket on top of the fridge, the basket was full to the top of nice Phat joints, he took a nicely rolled decent sized one out. We headed back outside and took the singer out and around to where the nice stone walls were around the side of the front yard. We sparked up the joint and starting puffing away.

(SceneSkipped) I was at my old house in Blaxland, sitting on the floor with Eddy, Germain, Robert S and Josh D in my brother’s room. We were passing the same joint we were smoking early around the circle we formed, I was feeling pretty smashed after a little bit. I was telling Robert to pass the joint around because he loves to be hog the joint in reality and was doing the exact same thing in my dream, He was saying ‘’what are you talking about! I’ve never had more than 4 puffs at a time’’ .The joint was slowly burning away it was good weed and packed tight. I was arguing with Robert throughout the night about hogging the joint.

Germain had to leave the room for a little while. I was wandering around the room checking stuff out, Robert would skip my turn in smoking the joint and pass it onto Josh. Sometime after Lachlan rocked up and I asked if he wanted to smoke with us he declined. I opened up the fridge that was in the room and noticed some ice cream with the lid off in the freeze it had multiple flavours. I said to Eddy look! And glanced towards the ice cream he thought it was a good idea, since we were smoking and had the munchies.

Germain had to go to work and help someone out and decided not to get anymore stoned, so he started helping himself to the kitchen fridge and pulled out a roll and ripped it in half there was all kind of meats and stuff in the roll. I mentioned to him at the time that it was my dad’s roll and he’ll probably be pissed off. (Dream Ended)

Title: Basket Hockey
Location: Cranbourne Sports Centre
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 10 - 15
Date: 25/03/09

My Dream:
I was walking through the Basketball Stadium with Kayley, and I walked past Procter he was accompanied by a female and a male, the male was tall and had blonde hair with black dye in two or so spots throughout his fringe. I overheard there convocation, the blonde guy said to Procter thanks for shaking my hand when I made two one hundreds, and by telling him you can do it I believe in you. Blonde guy got all emotional.

Kayley looked like she had been starting to cry she didn’t mention why but I assumed it was over blonde guy’s speech to Proctor and how he broke down. We reached the Basketball courts and they were empty, Kayley and I headed off to the back of the stadium where there were more courts. I noticed Amy H and she was starring at Kayley as if Kayley was Marleigh, Amy hated Marleigh in Reality.

I gave Amy a wave to keep the peace I think, myself and Kayley were playing basket ball and shooting the ball, I remembered from a certain dream in the past that I was scoring the shots every time, except this time I was missing a few, scoring a few. Out of nowhere we were playing hockey, I was playing with Jamie S and I was doing some slick moves showing off. The puck was standing up horizontal and I thought to myself ‘’Knuckle puck time’’, it was off a movie called Mighty Ducks. Some blankets appeared and they had nice silver gold trimmings through it, and we all had to get one off the court and jump on it. Dream Ended.

Title: the Dislocation, the black man, the naked Truth
Location: Cranbourne football oval, Rangebank Class room, Blaxland house
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 30 mins
Date: 27/03/09

My Dream:
I was playing football and was playing with my brother’s best mate Lee L in a team. I think the match had ended, I must have been playing against younger kids because a young kid ran at the ball and fell over himself and dislocated his knee. I grabbed the ball he was after and ran towards to the goals and kicked a torpedo for a goal, I noticed the oppositions coach was talking to a few players near the goals and I yelled at them COP THAT‼ As if I thought the game was still going and we had won the game because of that goal I had scored.

I was in the after game huddle and both teams were together and the kid that dislocated his knee was jogging over to the huddle cause no one would attend to him, I could see his knee popped out to the side when he was running. I think, the coach from the opposition team and a few of his players were still near the goals. Our coach was talking about an over sea’s trip, and how the Australians get treated over sea’s and what they thought about them. A girl had some awards and for the best players on the day, a girl got mentioned as the best on ground and also Lee L got a mention for having quite a few possessions on the field, a lot of kicks.

They gave the last award to the kid that dislocated his knee, I thought it was a joke and a sympathy award, because the kid was shit he fell over his own feet when he was running towards the ball.

(New Dream)
I was at Rangebank School, I was in my grade 4 class room except we were much older. I was looking at a black male from inside the class room, he was outside looking at the class room door, as if he was waiting for someone. He looked like the weird guy that ends up being good in the movie ‘’In America’’. I yelled out something in the class that I thought was worth saying and no one listened just ignored me. I had a black mate that was in the bag room and he gave the black man outside a smile, the black man outside gave him the thumbs up and a big smile.

(Scene Skipped) I think I was playing football (AFL) with a group of people, I think I recognised Matt and he was a bit iffy of me playing cause I was rough.

(New Dream)
I was at my house in Blaxland and I was organising a game of cricket with my cousin and a few other people. I was looking for a ball that I could play with, I came across a tennis racket that had a cover over it with a tennis ball inside it, so I grabbed that.

I was out the front under the car port and I was waiting for my Mum or Dad to come home from shopping or something. A car pulled up and I heard someone say Hi, I ran over to see who it was, it was Morgan she was driving a station wagon, also she had 3 friends with her, 1 of them was a girl I had a crush on at the super market, also she attended my school. The convocation only last 2 to 3 seconds and then they reversed out and started to do a stand still burnout on the main road. A car had to swerve to miss them, as they sped off I was on my bike and was riding next the car which was doing around 80 – 100 km’s, I thought I would show off and turn onto the gravel and hit the brakes and do a snakey until I came to a complete stop.

I was back at home, I was in my bed room and was eating a lot of noodles and a lot of other stuff, at this time I was naked. The noodles were laying on my bed with no plate or anything, I decided to pick the noodles up and took them to the lounge room and somehow put them through the open window which had a fly wire on it. I was worried I would be seen naked because the vertical blinds were open. I noticed my dogs trigger and rex were with me at the time, while I was waiting for Mum or Dad to get home.

Eventually my Dad got home and he was talking about how he is sick and tired of eating baked onions with garlic through it, except he was making them again. He was putting them into something were the TV used to be, I think it was an oven. Dream Ended.

Title: the backwards man, the DVD
Location: Unknown, Video Store
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 20mins
Date: 28/03/09

My Dream:
I was at my auntie’s place, but it was not her place. I was helping John my cousin move furniture, accept I was only moving small items. I almost walked into something that was sticking out, but my uncle Dennis quickly told me to watch out.

(Scene Skipped) I was back at my auntie’s house, but I was at the front yard, I had just been dropped off. I was half dressed and had my under wear on backwards. My cousin was out the front with me with a few other relatives, I felt like an idiot in my under wear around the wrong way. To make myself feel better I joked about my under wear being around the wrong way. I had nice pants, shoes on but my shirt was a white muscle t-shirt I hated it, and it was around the wrong way like my under wear.

(New Dream)
I was at video easy or civic video and I was looking at the sports section which had ‘’best catches’’, ‘’best wickets’’ and so on, they all had something to do with cricket. I hired one of them, they were all 1 dollar. Robert C entered the shop and I started a conversation with him for a little bit. Not long after I was lying down on a bed inside the video store and I was almost finished burning the DVD, then a kid that was quite geeky entered the room and I felt paralysed and my mind was getting hacked somehow by the geek, he strolled over towards the laptop I was using to burn the DVD and the CD ejected and he took both CD’s the original and the copy. Not long after the geek left the room I didn’t feel paralysed anymore.

I headed out to the main video section and told Robert and the workers what had happened. I headed outside to try and find the geek, I ended up on a pier and I must have done something to the geek that I didn’t recall because he was down some steps on his back and I was through stuff onto him I think. I kept hurting him and I eventually asked him for the CD’s back and I’ll Stop what I was doing to him, he agreed and threw the CD’s up but they fell back down and almost went into the water, he gave it another shot and I grabbed them.

(Scene Skipped) I was at Video store and I was with my Mum, I realised whilst my Mum was here that I could hire some more movies and grab some cash off her. I grabbed the rest of the cricket DVD’s and headed to the counter but then realised I needed Mum’s Video card, I grabbed it off her and gave it to the worker, it was an old card. I remembered I had a Video card on my key ring so I handed that to her instead. Dream Ended

Title: The Tease/ the Bus
Location: Merinda park Skate Park, Germains house, Blaxland Street, Blaxland house, My Street
Lucid: no, i wish! Long arse dream.
Time/Length: 30+ mins
Date: 29/03/09

My Dream:
I was at the Merinda park skate park, but the new ramps were not there, only the old concrete ramp. I was acting all immature to make all the girls laugh. I noticed Mick Gatto/ or Lachlan S a underworld figure (Criminal) throw a blue ball and i offered to get it for him, whilst i was getting the ball i noticed one of the ‘’Stinky Simons’’ ride past, (In primary school everyone called this poor family ‘’Stinky Simons’’) i picked up the ball and pretended to throw it at one of the brothers.

I brought back the ball for Mick/ or Lachy and told him who I was pretending to throw the ball at. I was talking to Mick/Lachy about the blood bank they had going over near the skate ramp, I told him I was curious how something worked with the blood. The blood booth the girl was running was very tiny and only had one couch in the open space, I eventually walked over and asked my question I was asking Mick/Lachy, I don’t remember her response.

The girl put the needle in my and i was in pain and grabbed my hand and squeezed it, I was going through the process of giving blood. I think the girl liked me and i chickened out and didn’t do anything with her. Kara D came to where the girl and myself were sitting, she started kissing the girl passionately, and I thought that was a bit of a slap in the face, at the same time it was nice to watch. I think Kara D became interested in me and i said No to her advancers.

Not long after Kara D and the girl started kissing again, at the time i was lying on the floor and they continued kissing whilst walking over me and standing still so I could get a nice look up there skirts, I’m pretty sure she was teasing me.

(Scene Skipped) I was at Germain’s house, it was turned into a classroom but was very homey like, I decided to sneak out and have a wank so I would preform with this blood bank girl. I was in the garden outside of Germain’s house, it did not look like his garden or front yard, I picked up a silver BMX bike, which looked a little old, I decided to ride off on the bike.

I was in Blaxland my old street, I noticed I was only wearing my underwear I was a bit embarrassed, I turned back when I realised a lot of people were near and around my house, especially near the park entrance there were a lot of kids. Someone had called the police on me, so I decided to turn back and ride into the court where Josh D used to live, it was close to my house. I noticed a lot of teenagers throwing Frisbees, I rode past them and I had a few people stare at me as if I was a little creepy. I came across a park look out tower so I decided to ride up to the top.

When I reached the top of the tower I saw a Asian business looking feller he was getting taught how to ride a uni cycle, he was pretty scared and had no I dear what he was doing. Eventually he started going forward and backwards, slowly getting the hang of it. Where he was riding it, there was no fence to stop him from falling, and that’s exactly what happened he went too far forward and fell about 20 – 30 meters to the ground, hitting his head on the rebound.

I was feeling sick after seeing what had happened, I thought he might be dead, if not seriously injured. I noticed my brother’s girlfriend, she was looking for me maybe because I was missing from school. I left the scene and was trying not to get caught. I was back at Germain’s house, and Josh A had been calling my name out, I must have had my own bed room and Germain’s and I came out of the room and pretended to of just woken up, I was in the clear and didn’t get caught by the teacher. I whispered to Josh that I had sneaked out of class and he laughed and said he gathered so. I noticed a darkish fella that looked like a bit of a try hard, sitting near the back of the room. The teacher said that the dark fella was going to be seeing a very important person and it was a PhD in pathology. Dream Ended

(New Dream)
I was on a bus and it had been turned into a house basically, had its beds, furniture. I was finishing off some homework and it must have been a lot of a homework it was pages and pages. I was on Dazza’s laptop and I downloaded something and it ended up being a virus. I tried playing a poker game online called PKR, I noticed in the left hand corner where you could choose to leave the table, there was a tab that was changing rapidly, I was worried that it may be the virus and someone had hacked me. I noticed a player sitting at the table was named something like download this…ect and it had the name of the file I had download earlier, I was now worried that he was definitely hacking into my account which at the time I had real money on it, it was $220.

(Scene Skipped) I was playing a Nascar car game, and it was on a circle track at night. My car got pretty messed up there was carnage all over the track and I couldn’t avoid it, I smashed into the side of the wall at a slower speed and took off the sides of my car which mangled my tires so I couldn’t resume.

(Scene Skipped) I was back on Dazza’s laptop worried about my real money on PKR and I thought maybe doing a system restore would help clear the virus and put me in the clear with Dazza and my money. I started the system restore and it was taking quite a while, it had to scan all the files.

Kiwi Ben came into the bus and I was having a chat with him and I noticed some advertisement on something, saying SKC and it had fighters posing. I asked if he was into SKC and UFC, he didn’t know what it was, so I showed him some a video clip of a fight. The fight was against a aggressive looking male and a passive looking male, the Pas fighter took the Ag fighter right down and hurt him, Ben looked interested and said ‘’I hope they go again!’’, they did and the Pas fighter pile derived Ag fighter right into the floor, looked like he really got him good, I think that ended the fight.

(Scene Skipped) A video clip showed of the fighters in a bedroom, the Pas fighter had faked he was down and out, the Ag fighter went to kick him in the stomach and the Pas fighter was setting a trap and was hoping Ag fighter would do it, Pas fighter quickly got him in a very smart and effective leg lock which would end the fight. In the end looks may be deceiving and the Ag fighter was made into a dumb and worthless fighter.

Ben and I thought we would do an impression of the leg lock, so I tried kicking Ben while he was down and he got me in the perfect leg lock. I went outside of the bus and was on the sidewalk and I watched a taxi drive passed with the towns name printed on his driver’s side window saying Kelso. I was with someone and he laughed and said ‘’that’s pov a taxi in Kelso’’. I was walking to the end of my street and I noticed two male’s, which there was one on the ground and the other helping him, I noticed a paling off the fence near them was knocked out, I figured it must have been why he was on the ground. I got up quite close to them and asked if everything was ok, the male standing up said ‘’He broke his foot’’, I took a proper look and noticed his bone was ripped to the side in bad shape, I told them to ring an ambulance, they said none were around this way he thought.

I was back in the bus and I noticed two girls in the bus I said ‘’hi how are ya’s’’, and then I decided to jump back on the laptop. Dazza came onto the bus and noticed two girls, so he thought he would change his attitude and sound cool, but instead he tried too hard and he sounded like a dick when he spoke and worded things wrong. Dazza looked like he had came from a special function and was looking alright in his black collared shirt and nice pants, he sat right next to me and wondered what I was doing.

I bull shitted to him and said I had to do a system restore cause the laptop was running slow, he noticed I was going through the process of a system restore so I couldn’t lie my way out of it. When the system restore was done I tried PKR and it seemed to run fine, and I was happy. I checked my real money and I realised it was down to $150 dollars I was shattered.

(Scene Skipped) I was at my old house in Blaxland and i was sitting at the kitchen table. I think Kayley and her parents were living with me. I was doing my homework and was ¾ done and was getting frustrated, it was taking so long, i asked Kayley if she could give me Josh A’s copy of the homework i was doing, they gave me the copy, i was looking for the part i was up too and was having trouble finding it on Josh’s copy.

I was doing something and Kayley’s mum said something on the lines of ‘’Don’t forget this/Don’t break this’’ I was getting pissed off cause she does it all the time, I told her to stop treating me like I am unreliable or don’t look after things, I’m a grown man for fuck sake. I had told her certain things like this before. Kayley’s Dad came out of the shower and I changed my tune and didn’t want to cause a scene, he must have over heard me saying what I said to his wife, he asked me what was wrong? I hesitated at first but then told him briefly what my problem was, he agreed with me and yelled at his wife.

Sometime later Kayley’s Mum offered me two slices of salami and asked what I wanted with it, I told her cheese and salami toasted would be fine thanks, but then I must have felt sorry for her and said actually no, you do anything you like with it, experiment do what you like and smiled. Dream Ended

Title: Super Market, the Puzzle
Location: Video Store, Super Market
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 30 mins
Date: 30/03/09

My Dream:
I was in a super market with Kayley and her parents. I noticed a some fitness equipment, I sussed out a lot of the equipment and the treadmill caught my eye, I decided to give it ago, I was running quite hard on it because the speed was quick and it was taking a bit of energy to keep up with it. One of the shop assistants told me he had a friend that could do a front flip 180 degrees which is also name a Barany.

I was walking around the shop and I was thinking of stealing something, most likely some batteries. I felt something down my pants, and it was feeling like it was about to drop out of my pants and come out of the bottom of my pants leg, I was worried because if it was something I had stolen the shop assistant was behind me and I would have been busted straight away. I was walking with my legs stiff so the item would not fall out.

I noticed two shop assistants were looking at a TV in the corner of the shop, and it was a live camera recording so they could catch thieves. They noticed someone was on the TV getting caught in the act of stealing something and they then realised the recording was switched off so that had no case and were pissed off.

I must have stole a 12 of so pack of Tic Tacs and I ripped the security label off so I couldn’t get caught, I noticed a lot of different flavours and I was eating some of the ones I liked and then gave the orange ones to Kayley, they were her favourites. Dream Ended

(New Dream) I was with Dazza and Ben and they had purchased a bike each. Ben’s was jet black and was an awesome style bike, and Dazza had the same bike but had red and black prints on it. Ben liked Dazza’s better. I noticed the name of the bike was the one I was looking at in reality a month or so ago, I was kicking myself that I should have brought it.

(Scene Skipped) I was riding with Dazza and Ben, I had the exact same bike as them, and we were cruising on the road. My bike felt quite low to the ground and I felt I was riding at 60 km/h. A car swerved around us and I thought there was no need for them to do that, we were cruising at a nice pace.

Dazza turned off the road and rode straight into a little swamp that was hidden underneath the grass and he had come off his bike. He was lying on his back and not moving I thought he was embarrassed and was taking in what had just happened, until I noticed him quickly shoot up and sounded like he was choking on water as if water had filled up in his motorbike help. I asked if he was ok and he told me he was unconscious for a short time.

(Scene Skipped) Dazza and myself were riding and stopped on the edge of a cliff, and down the bottom of the cliff was water. We noticed Ben was riding on the other side of the water near the cliff, about 200 meters away. He fell off the cliff and into the water, Dazza jumped in straight away to save Ben, I just watched because I did not want to get my clothes wet.

(Scene Skipped) I was hanging off the cliff with Dazza and we were racing each other to try and get to the top it was like rock climbing, there were holes and rocks I could grab onto quite easy. I got close to the top and noticed a Puzzle I had to do to finish the challenge, it was a board with words, and I had to scratch or pill the letters off somehow and place them in the right areas. I was really struggling I did not know how to get them off properly and place them back into the right spot neatly. Dazza was flying through it he had the right technique going, I was asking him to give me some help he told me to use a certain tool but it was still hard.

Dazza had finished the puzzle in record time, and I was still at the start. I told Dazza I was giving up cause he had already won, he told me he thought I should finish it. I continued and still felt like I was getting nowhere. I noticed Ben and Dazza were riding there bikes on the other side of the water, I was pissed off cause I had to finish the puzzle and it was looking pretty slim I would ever get it done.

(Scene Skipped) I was in a Video Store, and I was still continuing the puzzle and was getting nowhere with it. Dazza realised he had made a few mistakes on the puzzle and had to fix it up. That gave me a chance of winning but a very slim one.

(Scene Skipped) I was outside on the sidewalk in a busy street, which reminded me of London with the Double Decker buses. I noticed a traffic instructor and he was kicking a football (AFL) in front of the bus and sometimes straight at it. When he did that the buses had to stop and wait. The instructor would walk out in front of the bus and signal a point, and then walk back and allow the buses to move on. Dream Ended

Title: The 4WD, the Mission, Casanova the ladys man.
Location: Blaxland House, Troy’s Street, Movies,
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 30+ mins
Date: 31/3/09

My Dream:
Kayley was driving her parents 4WD and we were in Troy S’s street/court, Kayley asked me to go knock at Troy’s next-door neighbour’s house, and ask them something. I told Kayley, she should ask her, so Kayley phoned her up and told her to come outside. Kayley and myself were parked out the front of Troy’s, waiting for his next-door neighbour to come outside. The female from next-door came to the car, and Kayley noticed that the female was the one from the road rage incident, and explained why she beeped at her and gave her the finger. Kayley said she was sorry for being rude to her but told her that she should have slowed down.

The 4WD had a trailer on the back of it, with Kayley’s dog Riley in the back, the trailer had a black leather kit going over it, with bars supporting the leather 2 metres high. Kayley’s dog Riley was in the trailer in an open cage, we asked the neighbour if she would look after Riley, she accepted.

(Scene Skipped) I was at a working site and I was inside a shed and I realised my brother was working also, it was his job that he does in reality. The boss was calling out the positions, of the workers, he had mentioned my name. I was doing some work and I was cutting away some plastic on a shelf. The boss was pissed off, he was pointing out faults on the ceiling that was dangerous. He started touching some wires on the ceiling, not long after he was in disbelief that he had touched the live wires, normally he would of got electrocuted and he was very lucky.

I was asked to go with another worker and work elsewhere, my job was to lay a timer floor, the boss of that area made me go and do something for him, I was with another worker. I walked into a room that had an old war cannon with a leaver sticking out, the worker told me I had to press it up and down so I could pump oil, he said it’s easy at the start but then builds up with pressure. I could feel the pressure it was nothing that I couldn’t handle though. Whilst I was pumping, the worker was telling me about some older woman, he mentioned something sexual about her.

We headed back, and the worker took me into his room, which he was sharing with someone else. The room was quite tight and had things hanging on the wall, posters ect. I had noticed when I left the workers room, there were two females running around and laughing. Dream Ended

(New Dream) I had moved into a house not far from my old Blaxland house. It was a nice sized house for Kayley and me. I was at my old house in Blaxland where my Mum and Dad were living at the time, Mum was using the computer across the room, she asked me a question about when I had moved into my new house, she wrote it to me through e-mail or something, I figured it was weird because I was sitting a few meters away from her. I raised my voice a little and said you can just talk to me about it to my face if you like, rather then over the net.

(Scene Skipped) I was playing a game, my mission was to get to a safe zone and try and survive against the enemy attacking me and shooting me. I had no weapons at the time, so I had to find myself a way out. I was in a room where there was moving ledges, I could jump onto them but it was a little tricky, if I had fell I most likely would of died or been hurt. I decided to give it ago and got through it nicely. Now I was at a new section which had a wall that was around 70% steep, also it had little platforms which were sticking out on the wall, I was very hard to get up but through luck I made it up easy.

(Scene Skipped) I was at a house, which Ash Rizza and Sharee T lived at. Kayley’s mum was showing emotion because we were moving, but I think we were moving closer to her, not further.

(Scene Skipped) I was playing the exact game as previously and I was doing the same scenario as earlier, no guns, had to get to safe zone ect. I was playing the game for Kayley’s Mum, and I reached the moving platforms section, and found an easier way to get through it. I went around it and was now at the steep wall. I was struggling a little, I noticed the game had paused, and I was watching a father talk to his soccer player daughter, whilst she was climbing the wall.

(Scene Skipped) The soccer player surprised her father and had brought him a nice luxury car, which had the boot of the car covered with a sheet. They reviled it not long after. The father loved having a soccer player as a daughter cause she made a lot of money and gave him expensive gifts to him on his birthday ect.

(Scene Skipped) I was with Kayley and her parents in the car, and Kayley dropped a drink and a straw down where the gears are, I went to have a look at what was the problem, and noticed the straw had been sucked down the hole, and the drink no where to be scene. I decided to try and get it out with my tongue, and it must have zapped me, I felt queasy and vision went blurry. Dream Ended

(New Dream) I was at Blaxland house, and I was with Jamie S. We figured out that a certain piece of paper with some information written on it had the power to seduce any woman. Every time a hot woman came to the door Jamie would show then the paper, and the girl’s attitude would change dramatically and they would be head over heals for Jamie, and would do anything he said basically. Jamie took the ladies to his bedroom and would have his way with them, then wait for the next girl to arrive so he could seduce her and repeat his intentions.

(Scene Skipped) Jamie and myself were at the Movie Theatre’s, and Jamie had lost his magic piece of paper, he was shattered, I had a little look around for him but had no luck. I told him he would most likely find it or someone has it and are looking after it for him. We were sitting down close to the front of the movie screen, and a movie about 50 cent was on, I was enjoying the movie. I noticed Lachlan S was sitting with Jamie S or Drew D. Dream Ended

Title:The Work Experience
Location:???
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 20+
Date: 01/04/09

My Dream:
I was in the middle of a battle between a crazy gunmen and a police swat team, the gunmen was in his nice house. There was a lot of gun fire from the gunmen, I think he may have been shooting a M16 or something similar. Bullets were shooting past me, and some were hitting the ground very close to me. I was scared but not as scared as I thought I would be. I was hiding behind a solid object, which covered 80% of my body. I was worried I may get hit by the bullets, I noticed a swat trooper get shot pretty much straight away when the battle started.

I was getting worried about when the gunmen would be stopped, I was thinking of making a run for it but was too worried if I did, I would be gunned down by the spray of bullets. The rest of the on lookers had made a run for it for safety, I don’t think any had got hit by the spray of bullets.

(Scene Skipped) I was in the car with my brother and my cousin Trevor, we were headed off to Dazza’s, I remembered the soccer was on radio/tv, so I got Trevto try and find the radio station for the soccer, he had no luck finding it. I was now at Dazza’s house and it was not his normal house, I think it was the house across the road from his house in reality. I was expecting no one to be home, I was going to grab something from his house, I noticed Dazza’s Mum was home and I had made up an excuse on why I was around.

Dazza’s Mum told me Kiwi Karl was around the previous night, she said he was a funny guy and wondered if he was always like that, I told her he was a good bloke.

(Scene Skipped) I was looking for work experience, and I was at a beach. My boss said no worries and he would give me some experience. He told me to swim behind the groups of swimmers and look out for people in trouble, and point the rips out to the fellow swimmers so they could move to a different area to swim. I was panicking because I wasn’t the strongest of swimmers, and did not know the full details of spotting a rip. My boss looked quite familiar, he looked like the manager at Big W with the goatee. I wandered off on patrolling the beach, and the waves were massive. The waves were very close to shore, and a lot of people were getting whipped out, including Dazza but he was fine when he resurfaced. I noticed there were a lot of steel bars imbedded in the sand, it looked like it was too stop people of entering the water. A lot of bars were ripped out of the ground, caused by the waves. Police were on the scene putting the bars back into the ground.

My boss and taking Dazza, his Mum and a few others plus I tagged along with them. Later at night I was partying with everyone, Dazza had this nice tall skinny brunette all over him dancing most of the night. I was walking with someone I knew and we noticed a bar, it had so much alcohol and my mate was hinting off to me to steal something, he pointed at some drinks and told me ‘’remember those days, we got fucked up!’’. The night had ended and I had a chat to Dazza, I asked him what happened between him and Serina? he replied ‘’she just wanted to be friends and also she wanted me to be friends with her now boyfriend’’ which was Dazza’s mate called Smash. Dream Ended

Title:The missing person
Location: ??
Lucid: no
Time/Length: 10 mins
Date: 01/04/09

My Dream: *Dream was pretty scattered*I was at a cafe in a mall and I had developed a friendship with a guy I was sitting with. One of the shop assistant was telling us that if you pour half a cup of coke cola and then the other half with water it tastes less fizzy and better. I got caught stealing money from the cash register when I used to work at the cafe. The owner was pretty mellow and had told me to grab some money out of the cash register so I could profit then money somehow and pay him back, and the shop assistant gave me $70 , the owner told me to grab some more, I whispered to him not long after, do you want me to make money out of selling drugs with this money you just gave me.

I was wandering around the mall and was looking for something/someone. I was in a room, it was dark and lots of people were in the room, there were a lot of camera flashes , it was like a strobe light going. I noticed Jade A when I was trying to leave the mall, I was going the way she was going but then I decided to turn back and go another way and was headed towards the lower level exit. She said ‘’what am I doing’’ I said I had to go and she replied going the way she was going was just as quick.

I was about to 200 meters away from the cafe where I had met that guy earlier, he was sitting at the cafe still, he noticed me and started running towards me, he was now a brown dog and I started patting him. I was looking for my bike at the mall and was having trouble remembering where I left it. I remembered I had left it in a certain room, where I was earlier. I was at a house and I was looking for a certain someone, I eventually found him in the lounge room. I think I noticed Ben F in the house. Dream Ended

Title: The Shopping Hoes
Location: A Random Super Market
Lucid: No
Time/Length: 5 mins
Date: 18.04.09

My Dream:
I was with Peter and he had dropped me off at some kind of Super Market, it was during the night. I walked into the Super Market and noticed the shop had a little function on, it had hot girls with breast implants, and they were dancing in front of a plasma screen. I walked over to one of the girl’s and grabbed her tits, which felt like they were smothered in oil.

I decided to leave and I noticed there were more girls in groups of four or so, they were cracking onto young males that were in the shopping complex. I decided to walk past the girls and smiled at them, hoping they would flirt with me. They seemed to ignore me, so I was pretty bummed out. I noticed a male come out of the toilet followed by a female, which was from the group of sluts. I thought to myself she must take guys into the toilet and have her way with them.

I noticed five or so, older ladies maybe in there 40’s, 50’s were talking about trying to get those hot girls attention. The older women were planning to wait for the hot girls to come out of one of the isles, and the older ladies would be standing in a line and striking a pose with there bums pushed out. The hot girls walked past the older women and basically ignored them. The older ladies looked at each other and said ‘’Oh well, He he’’ and tried to not feel embarrassed, but they looked quite foolish. Dream Ended

Title: Hanging with Josh A, The Hero
Location: Josh A’s House, Random House, Range Bank School
Lucid: No/No
Time/Length: Few seconds/20mins
Date: 20.04.09

My Dream:
I was with Lachlan S, and we were at Josh A’s house. Dream Ended

New Dream
I was with Kayley and we were at Peter and Dianne’s family friends house but it was not there actual house. Kayley and I were sneaking around the side of the house, and I noticed Nugz on his computer. Eventually he noticed us sneaking up on him, so we just entered the house and started talking to him. I walked into the lounge room and introduced myself to some people ageing from 20 up to 60, the last guy I introduced myself too, looked like he was wearing hearing aids.

I was back with Kayley and Nugz, and I noticed Nugz brother coming towards us with some of his friends, I acknowledged him. The house was getting packed, so I decided to start playing ping-pong with Kayley and Nugz. Nugz was the younger of two kids, but there was a 3rd kid that was with Nugz, he was playing with us also. I was quite confident, and was chatting to a lot of people I had never met before.

I noticed a stall that was advertising make up/face painting and there were prices above on a board, which were quite cheap. I was with Dazza and he was keen to get some make up done. I asked the ladies that were in charge of the stall if they had painted any males faces yet, they replied ‘’No’’, so knowing that I said ‘’Hell no I’m not getting my face done then’’ but Dazza was still keen on getting it done and told them he’ll do it later.

I was chatting away with people and I noticed two kids about to dive into the indoor swimming pool, which magically appeared in the room I had been in all that time. They were racing each other to the end of the pool. The kids were swimming very close to each other, and one of the kids got pushed under the water by accident and looked to be struggling to finish the race. I decided to be the hero and jump in and save him from drowning. I dragged him to the end of the pool and got him safely out and laid the kid on his back and tilted his head to the side. Eventually he was conscious, and his brother quickly ran over to see if he was ok and thanked me, I replied ‘’No problems, anyone else would of done the same’’. I dived back into the pool and grabbed the ping-pong racquet. While I was under water I had noticed a coin but I decided to leave it.

I felt really good about myself for the rest of the time I was at the party, and I got to see Dazza getting his make up put on which was queer. He was walking around the party with the make up on and he looked like a clown.

Scene Skipped I was at Range bank school playing football with Ben, Daz and Lachlan. Dream Ended

Title: One Crazy Family, The Protector
Location: Stone Hill House, Peter + Dianne’s House
Lucid: Yes/Yes
Time/Length: 7mins
Date: 02/05/09

My Dream:
I was at my house in the hunt club, and I was with Kayley, Mum, Dad, Bro and Daz. Kayley was chasing my Dad around the house trying to kill him. I followed them into my parents bed room and noticed Dad was now in the shower and I noticed Mum was close by. Now I had the knife in my hand trying to stab my Dad, I knew it was a dream kind of, and kept on threatening him.

I was in my Parents bed room still, and I looked at my hand and became lucid I was very excited and I looked at my brother that was sitting opposite to me, I told him we’re dreaming or I’m dreaming and he smiled back at me, I was feeling the rush of excitement and I started to lose the dream, I rubbed my hands together and it stabilized. I must have lost awareness not long after, and I walked through my house where I noticed my Dad was on his computer. Daz asked where my portable DVD player was, I must have told him it was in my room. I walked to my room and I noticed he was pulling his dick over porn on my bed. Dream Ended.

New Dream.
I was out the front of Peter and Dianne’s house, and I noticed people from Home and Away (TV Drama), they were getting interviewed as if they were at the TV awards (Previous night I think I watch the TV Logie awards). The guy that broke up with that slut on the show was getting questioned about the girl that likes him. I was amongst the action and I had noticed two guys were pulling Kayley away from me so I decided to pull her back towards me and I did a reality check and looked at my hand, to my surprise I had 7 or so fingers. Straight away I became lucid and decided it fight both of the males, so pulled them to the ground and I started smashing there heads in, and then more guy’s came to there rescue, but I man handled them easily. Somehow they got away from me and continued going after Kayley, so I followed them, and I jumped onto the fence and watched them run around the corner I saw them in my view and decided to jump off the fence and try to fly towards them, it failed so I remembered what some people do to fly and I raised my hand above my head like superman and leaped off the ground to my surprise I was FLYING! , I was in flight for 2 seconds or so, and then woke up. Dream Ended.

Title: The Leak, Follow The Cream
Location: Bathurst House, Random place
Lucid: No/No
Time/Length: 5 – 10 mins
Date: 08.05.09

My Dream:
I was at my house in Bathurst, I was in my room and I was with a blonde girl she was attractive. The blonde girl was fondling me and whispering things into my ears, I was extremely turned on, I decided to flirt with her and went with the flow. Kayley walked into the room and I quickly pulled my hands away from the blonde girl, Kayley cracked it at me and said ‘‘what am I doing?’’ I replied ‘‘we weren’t doing anything’’.

I was now out of the room with Kayley, and I had to go back to the bedroom and get something. I entered the room and noticed Peter was cleaning my room, I told him ‘’Thanks for your help, but myself and Kayley will clean it shortly’’ but Peter continued cleaning so I decided to help him out. He was trying to find the underlay to my bed, so I ended up pointing it out to him.
Soon after I noticed a connection in the wall was leaking water, I played around with it and it became worse, eventually I fixed the problem. Dream Ended

New Dream
I was with 2 males and we were running away from groups of people from Lyndhurst Secondary and I was following a track that looked like some sort of cream cheese on the ground. I was near a mountain. Dream Ended

Title: The Salmon Pizza
Location: Bathurst House, Video Store
Lucid: No
Time/Length: 5 - 10
Date: 09.05.09

My Dream:
I was at Lyndhurst Secondary School and Drew D was making a hole in the wire fence in the basketball courts. Not long after a black male which was a handy man for the school offered to fix the hole, but we said we’d fix it.

Scene Skipped I was eating pizza in my kitchen in Bathurst with Drew and two other people I think I knew them. The kitchen was connected to a Video Store.

I went to a car to pick up some DVDs so I could return them, as I was passed an alley way I noticed some girls from my school and I said something to them as I jogged past. I entered the kitchen and asked drew if he wanted me to re hire those DVDs I just brought in, he replied ‘’Yes’’. I remember eating a slice of pizza which looked like I had a huge piece of salmon on it. Dream Ended

Title: The Cats, The Race
Location: Dianne’s Peter’s House, Random Place.
Lucid: No/No
Time/Length: 5 mins/5 mins
Date: 11.5.09

My Dream:
I was at Dianne’s and Peter’s house and I was with Kayley, she walked around the corner with a baby in her hands, it was her Leah’s baby. Leah and her boyfriend Nathan were there except Leah looked totally different, it was as if she was brain dead because she looked out of it and was a mute. The baby was crawling around.

We were all on the decking and there were 3 cats walking around, 1 of them was Lily and 1 of them was Jed, not sure who the other one was. The 3 cats were playing around, and one of them hissed at someone, so someone backhanded the cat and it went flying back, she had hit it quite hard. 2 cats were playing on the grass, and a camera man and Kayley were taking photo’s of them. I noticed the camera’s were quite big. One of the cat’s and Jed were getting aggressive towards each other, Riley the dog jumped in and bit the other cat. Dream Ended

New Dream
I was running with a group of people, I noticed Jamie S and we reached our checkpoint and we all got rewarded $60 or so. We were all after the main prize, I noticed one of the racers started flying. I was viewing from his eyes or I may have become him? And he was getting higher and higher, eventually he passed out and his map that he was holding dropped down to the ground near some type of nice stone steps. My view zoomed into the location of where the map fell, I noticed the step started forming outwards. Dream Ended

Title: Delusional Offenders, Cross Dressing AFL Players
Location: Merinda Park Milk Bar,
Lucid: No
Time/Length: 10 mins/
Date: 12.05.09

My Dream:
I was out the front of the Milk bar in Merinda Park and I was with two males. There were a group of people coming towards the shop yelling out stuff towards us, we decided to quickly run inside the shop. We entered the shop and locked all the doors and headed to the backdoor of the shop, when I reached the backdoor of the shop there were trees and branches in my path I decided to climb over and through the obstacle in front of me and try and be very quiet.

I reached the back fence and I climbed up it to the roof, and I told the 2 other guys that if they reached the roof they would have special abilities, like invincibility. For some reason the people chasing me could see me but not the police that were with the offenders chasing me. The offenders were pointing to the police that I was on the roof, and the police looked at them like they were delusional. I headed closer to the guttering where the Police and offenders were and was pissing them off. Dream Ended

New Dream
I noticed photos of AFL,(Australian Football League) players flashing through my vision, it had Doug Hawking, Pav, and a few other players dressed as a female to see who looked most like the girl they were trying to resemble. Pav from Freo looked weird he had a big nose, I pulled his dress up a little and some of the panel on the footy show were laughing and asked what was this (And pretended they had a big dick) and Pav responded and said a handful.

I was watching Pav play kick to kick with kids, Pav was out side of my house in Blaxland. I think most of the kids he was playing with had disabilities. The ball headed my way a few times so I decided to kick the ball to Pav, it went to the left of him and went inside a parked cars window. Eventually everyone was after the football at the same time and I was getting bumped around and taken to the ground a few times. Dream Ended

Title: The Cheap Shot
Location: Lyndhurst Secondary College
Lucid: No, but was semi aware
Time/Length: 2 – 3 mins
Date: 12.05.09

My Dream:
I was at Lyndhurst Secondary College, it was nighttime and I was with Kayley. Kayley was driving me around in a stolen car when we pulled up and entered the school it was daytime. I knew I nothing could hurt me so I decided to cloth line the next person that walk’s past, and it ended up being AJ a friend from way back. Dream Ended

Title: The Bus Conflict
Location: On a Bus
Lucid: Maybe/No
Time/Length: 2 – 3 mins (7.30am)
Date:12.05.09

My Dream:
I remembered doing a reality check and I had a finger missing, and I said out loud ‘’I’m Dreaming!’’ but I don’t think I was fully convinced it was a dream. Dream Ended

New Dream
I was on a bus and I was with my brother, cousin and Lee were with me. My Brother was giving Lee the silent treatment because Lee asked him a question about coming over to his house in a smart arse voice. Lee cracked it at my brother, and before he got off the bus he shook my hand. Trevor quickly ran over before Lee left the bus and said bye to him and attempted to shake Lee’s hand, but Lee snubbed him off.

My brother gave Lee the middle finger because Lee said something that pissed my brother off when he jumped off the bus. Lee got close to the front door of his house, and I noticed Lee’s brother Jamie greeted him at the door. Lee told Jamie ‘’Don’t let David around here anymore’’, Jamie walked over to the bus and said something to us about a group of people that lived around here. Dream Ended

Title: Naked Pill
Location: Lyndhurst Secondary College
Lucid: No
Time/Length: 4 – 5 mins
Date: 13.05.09

My Dream:
I was at Lyndhurst Secondary College and I was fully naked, and I forgot my study book, I was walking around the Year 11/12 complex and I accidentally dropped a pill which rolled into occupied class rooms, so I had to walk in there and pick it up while being naked. Dream Ended

Title: Lachlan The Fighter
Location: Rangebank School, A Pub, A Random House
Lucid: No
Time/Length: 20 mins
Date: 15.05.09

My Dream:
I was walking near Range Bank school, when I noticed a group of men in there mid – early 20’s chasing anyone they saw, and would start pushing them around and beating them. I was hiding from them in some bushes, and I was feeling quite scared. I ran into a work business, which I think belonged to the group of people bashing everyone. I noticed Luke B, he must have worked there, I noticed there were some nice boats In the yard so I decided to jump from boat to boat and then ended up entering the house.

Scene Skipped. I was now walking towards Lachlan S’s house in Strafford Ave, whilst on the phone to my Mum. I decided to stop and sit out the front of Lachlan’s in the gutter. Not long after a lot of cars were pulling into Lachlan’s house, followed by a group of people, maybe around 10+. A fight started which involved Lachlan, and Lachlan was pumping the hell out of everyone, anyone that got close to him he threw the perfect punch, I was in disbelief and was amazed on how he was fighting. I was viewing other fights that were going and some of them were quite brutal, noticing smashed in faces with blood pouring out.

Somehow I was involved in a fight with someone, and I was winning the battle through out the fight.

Scene Skipped. I was at a pub and I was viewing two males, I think they were both gay because one of them starting sucking on his bottle like he was sucking some dick, and also he was moving his lemon in and out of the bottle in a slow and sexual way.

Scene Skipped. I was viewing a girl in her bed naked with a nice body, she was talking dirty on the phone, I had a feeling as if the girl was one of the men in the bar and had transformed. She was living in a house in the cold where there were snow covered around the area.

Scene Skipped. Through out the dream I noticed that there was me as someone else swinging on a rope, I had the feeling I was swinging on a rope earlier through out the dream. Dream Ended.

Title: Beaten By A Girl, Game Winner
Location: In Cranbourne, Rangebank School
Lucid: No/No
Time/Length: 15 mins/30 mins
Date: 16.05.09

My Dream:
I was walking on the side of the high way passed Lyndhurst Secondary College. I must have been driving a car, bike or walking because I ended up getting a fine for something.

Scene Skipped. I was in a building and I was trying to get away from the guy that had given me a ticket, because I think he was asking for I.D and License, and I did not have my Permit for driving, so I quickly hid my wallet.

Scene Skipped. I was back on the side of the highway and I noticed I had been involved in a fight of some sort with a Chinese girl, and she messed me up. I was laying on the top of a car in bad shape. The Chinese girl offered to bandage me up, but I refused and did it my self, I made my self look like a mummy the way I bandaged myself.

Scene Skipped I was driving a car from the backseat, and was having trouble seeing where I was driving because better was sitting in front of me. I kept looking to the side of him so I could see where I was going.

Scene Skipped. I was walking to my house in Blaxland ave, and I was worried about what my parents were going to say about my injuries, I had thought of maybe saying I fell off a motorbike or something simular. Dream Ended

New Dream I was walking on Rangebank oval, and I noticed some sports getting played by people. I got asked to play and fill in for some people that were either injured or had to leave. They pointed to the fence line and told me to grab a baseball glove from there. I ended up going to the toilet and I was having a piss with two other fellas. When I finished I noticed Jamie S and he wanted me to give him a hand with something, so I helped him a little but I was getting agitated and told him to let the other guy help him, because I wanted to play baseball.

I joined the game and the ball came my way and I had trouble picking up the ball and I was pissed off and knew it was because of my glove. The next time the ball came to me I wanted to show that I was good at what I was doing, and as soon as the ball came to me I threw off my glove and picked up the ball and launched it to the keeper. In the game I saw Dean C, Corey B, Matt, Jamie and Geoff.

Dean C hit the ball and it I picked up the ball and waited to see which base I should throw it at, I noticed Dean C heading for a home run and I quickly threw it to the keeper and won the game for my team. I was excited and everyone was giving me high fives and congratulating me. I was on a high and I was leaving the oval with Jamie S, and we were chatting most of the way to the basketball courts, but just before we entered the basketball courts he was showing off in front of a female.

I was in the basketball court and Jamie was now in a wheel chair or some kind of toy car and was chasing people, he came after me but I dodged out of his way. I was near the basketball rings and Jamie started singing a certain song, and a lot of people joined in. I decided to change the song up into something funny when I had the chance, and so I did.

I left the basketball courts and I was looking for my Mums car so I could get a lift home, but she was nowhere to be seen. I stumbled across Dazza and asked him what he was doing he replied ‘’Working’’ and it looked like it was for an ambulance, and he was wearing matching black shirts with the other workers. I told the other members about how Daz used to pick up dead bodies as an Undertaker.

I headed off to walk home, when I noticed people selling porn on their stalls near the Rangebank milk bar. There was a lot of DVDs, which had guys with massive dicks getting them sucked by men. I was looking for a straight porn DVD, so I kept looking. The stalls were all the way down the street going past the church of all to do with xxx things. There were blow up doll penises, and women on stage, it was crazy.

I was walking and looking around when people started throwing water bombs and I few were spraying into me, I felt blinded and I was having trouble opening my eyes. Dream Ended.