Funkyoshi's Dream Journal

Okay, I've been meaning to start one for a little while now...well, now's a good a time as any, so let's go.

Anyway, had a good dreaming night last night (or this morning :shock:) and thought I should tell you...

Alright, this dream is a biiiiiiiit sketchy, but I'll give you what I remember. Oh, and note beforehand, this is like THE luckiest dream ever...So, I dreamed that me and my brothers were getting ready for bed for the sole purpose of lucid dreaming....did I tell you? Lucky huh? I mean, how often do you get to have a dream that's eventually gonna force you to RC?

Yes, I had a real, honest lucid dream, one I didn't wake up from right away.

Anyway, back to the action. So, in the dream, I went to bed (strange) though I don't remember falling asleep...but I'm suddenly in a dream in the dream :P. In this dream in a dream, which will from now on be called "dream", I was in a Tae Kwon Do academy. I used to take TKD, so that's how I knew what it was. I'm not sure why I was there, I get the feeling that it had just opened (in the dream) and I'm there to criticize it or something. Really, that's all I remember of that. I was just there. Then I wasn't.

Next thing I know, I'm outside my house and it's night. I decided (randomly,(like I do in real life) to do a reality check. I look at my hands, and I notice my thumb is on the wrong side and I've grown an extra finger. Weird, that's not normal...dang...

Suddenly, I realized I'm dreaming...I tell myself to stay calm and let the shock pass...slowly, I calm down. Now, I know exactly what to do.

I take off running down my driveway. It's cold outside. I'm barefoot. I can feel the ground beneathe my feet. I jump...ten feet in the air...but that's not what I want...I jump again...and fly!

It was the most amazing thing I'd ever experienced. I could feel the wind, I could see my house growing smaller and smaller...and smaller...and smaller and smaller...things started to go dark...I couldn't stop going upwards...so I just let everything fade away...

A new dream began...a slightly annoying one...I can see this campfire. Standing in front of it is Gandalf from LOTR (Which is weird cuz I haven't thought about those movies in like a year) I'm like semi-lucid at this point...It's kinda werid, I don't really get lucid again. I can see myself, only it's not me...It's some hobbit type person (IDK...I swear I haven't thought about it in forever...)

Even in my semi-lucid state I know I need to be lucid, so I look at my hands. I see my hand has six fingers...and so does the second hand growing out of the palm...weirdest thing ever...I have three hands all with six fingers and I say to myself "Hmm, I has 36 fingers, I must be dreaming..." I never once realized that 3*6 does not = 36...and I don't become lucid, I just dream I'm lucid...lame..:embarrassed:

Dreaming that I wish to go on my own lucid adventures (even though I'm not lucid at all anymore) I turn to Gandalf and say "I'm no longer your apprentice, so goodbye!"

To which he replies "You moron, I spend years trainin---blah blah blah, It's all fuzzy here, don't remember, blah blah blah--and this is how you repay me?!!!"

Then this weird dragon thing, looked kinda like a crossbreed between a cat and a bat swoops down from the sky and Gandalf the Pwninator blasts it with this omega fire spell thing...

Then he turns to me, all worried...and says "Go worn your family, a 'draco' is here"...Regardless of the fact he just smoked the thing.

So I take off running and somehow wind up in my garage. All my brothers are playing in here...with trash...and junk we keep in the garage...I don't know...I yell to my brothers "A draco is coming!" and then I yell "Do a reality check!"...Why didn't I do a reality check there....:eek: If you remember, we were going to bed so we could all lucid dream...now they're...not sleeping...makes perfect sense.

I turn and go through my garage door and wind up in what appears to be the inside of a trailer...and my "Parents" are in there, but they are cartoon characters (Not even real ones, they're just animated)...and my dad says "Oh, so you need help counting.." and then I leave, my job there was done...apparently...

Once again, I'm not lucid, I just think I am (It's hard to explain, I only realized it after I woke up). Suddenly, I'm at my house. Standing inside the front door...I want to go outside again...but the cat is there and I don't want to let her out.

I say "If it's a dream, I can let her out, she's not real..." So I go outside, letting her run off into the darkness.

I walk towards my driveway and into the street. Suddenly, I typed the word suddenly again (sorry, I need a bigger vocab) and suddenly one of my brothers comes around the corner riding a bike. He is my brother, but he also isn't...I can tell...something is different. His face is blurry...and distorted. He seems mean. His voice is very raspy. He says "So you're trying ta fly before you walked around the block?" He's getting closer and closer, riding very slowly on that bike.

I check my hands, six fingers again...an extra pinky...I'm lucid, I know I'm dreaming, but I can't really do anything about it...I hold my nose and breath in (for good measure)...

I try to fly again, but just jump up in the air and fall like normal...I try again with the same effect...For some unknown reason, there are two elderly asian people standing in the street and laughing at me...

I decide to try something. I turn to the mean version of my brother, and tell him to give me something that'll make me fly...He stops for a second, then nods and hands me...a dragonball?! (You that LOTR was weird, I never even watch Dragonball Z)

I hold the :oops:dragonball:oops: into the air and yell "Fly!'' THe asian people laugh harder...and someone wakes me up...........weirdest dream ever....:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

anyway...feel free to comment and/or laugh at this stupid dream...I hope to post up more soon...with as much detail as possible...even if I doesn't make sense...

I couldn't recall any dreams today, I'm just posting to make a habit out of it...:banana:

I got woken up this morning and couldn't remember anything...I tried going back to sleep and I had a dream...but I can only remember bits and pieces...

We were at some sort of archeological dig where a murder occured..I don't know who was murdered or why, but I knew that I was the killer...creepy...There's four of us standing in this big room. We're discussing the murder, I don't remember what was said. I've never met any of the people in the room in real life.

Suddenly (There's that word again), this young girl busts into the room, screaming her head off. Apparently she's just stumbled upon the body or bodies. She's freaking out and running into stuff, yelling at people.

One of the people in the room with me, suggests we tie her up until she calms down. Then I wake up. It's about noon (late sleep lol)

Now that I think about it. I can remember one other dream. I was at my grandmother's house, talking to my grandfather about lucid dreaming. Just telling him what it was and everything. I walked into the living room and see this book laying on the table.

I decided to check if it was a dream. So I read the cover. It said "AVON" (My grandmother sells avon, so this isn't anything new) I turn away ad then look back to read it again and it says "AVON". I reread it a third time, it didn't change.

I felt really goofy for thinking it was a dream....then I woke up...this was around 6AM.

That's all I remember...:D

I couldn't really recall any full dreams...just obscure bits and pieces...I had then weird dream that we all had to get ready for some kind of celebration, all my family was over plus some friends and their family (well, the family I made up for them). And we were all cooking random foods (none of which looked anything like food ...) but I don't really remember anything else. Darn...I'm gonna go to bed early tonight, I'm exhausted...my I'll have something a bit more vivid (or lucid)...see ya!

:DI had a dream last night where my cousin did something, I don't remember what. But it was something star wars related. After that, they started making television shows and movies about him. I was walking around in Walmart and all they were selling was stuff related to the movies and shows. For some reason, I was the one who had to explain to his dad that he was famous.

And then I had another dream that was like watching a documentary. The documentary was of some (made-up) guy who built a robot dinosaur head using a giant crane and got famous for it. He then became a special effects artists...

yeah, that's all ..

...I had a lot of dreams last night...I could remember them when I woke up...but I didn't write them right away down and don't remember anything...oh well, I'll do better tommorow morning...:)

:DAnyway. I can't recall any dreams I had earlier...except one. It was a very short lucid.

I was lying in the bed and had just woken up (not sure why) and I'm like totally in SP, can't move. Tried. It was creepy. But I decided to go back to sleep. So I just closed my eyes. Instantly I start seeing weird colors and shapes just flying around. I watch for a minute and I feel my body start to drift.

Now, my eyes are closed. I can't see anything, just feel. I feel as though I'm drifting off the bed. Sort of sliding. I feel one leg slip off and hit the floor, then the other leg. Now it feels as though I'm just half laying on the bed.

I'm still sliding, but I decide I don't want to end up on the floor. Right as I think that, it feels like some forces pulls me upwards and I'm floating. My eyes are still closed. I'm just moving and floating around.

Finally I open my eyes and see that I've completely floated away from the bed and I'm over the floor. I hovered down slowly, placing my arms down first, and then my legs. I'm sort of in a crawling position.

I realize that this isn't a normal thing, and know that I'm dreaming. I do a reality check, just to make sure. I look at my hands, they're all mishapen and weird. I started to rub them together.

I felt weird, like I had a whole bunch of fingers on my hands. Then, I opened my eyes. Not sure how to explain that. I already had my eyes opened but I opened them again and just woke up...

That's it, all I remember. Though I was seriously happy when I woke up. :D

Okay, I just recently (a week ago) got my first job. After getting turned down at a bunch of place because my schedule is "too busy" or "no good". Finally, my girlfriend asked her boss if I could come work there. He interviewed me, gave me some hours, and told me to pick up my uniforn next week.

So here I am. My third day. An official sushi-chef!!!

Any, I work today. I had this dream last night.

In the dream, I woke up. Somehow, I had managed to sleep in till 1:10!!! I start work at 1 PM! My girlfriend is there, her dad is picking me up for work (He works in the same store, but in a different section IRL) So I rush to the bedroom (I sleep in the living room, don't ask) grab some clothing and jump in the shower. After getting out of the shower, I discover that my girlfriend and her father have left without me.

There's a green truck pulling out of our driveway. It's not her dad, but in the dream, I think it is. THe truck drives away.

After fumbling with the locks for a few seconds, I manage to unlock the stubborn door. I start running after the truck. I gonna be late for work!!! I'm gonna get fired!!! These thoughts are racing through my mind at breakneck speed.

I never catch up with the truck and walk quietly back home...then I remember, THE PHONE!!! I race into the house, grabbing the telephone. Suddenly, I'm outside on the phone, andit's raining.

The dream swiches like a movie scene, and I can see behind my girlfriend, she's seated in the front seat of her car. I'm actually sitting behind her, but a the same time I'm standing in the rain. It's one of those weird dream things.

So she picks up the phone and says to me in the middle row of seats in her car, not the green truck, her actual real life car. She says "Can you move to the back row?"

So I reply, "I can't because I'm not with you, I'm standing in the rain."

And she's all like "Oh! Well, we'll go get you."

And then I'm not in the rain, I'm in her car. Middle row. Exactly where I was a second ago.

It's now 2:00PM, I'm an hour late. We're driving towards work (at least what I thought was the route to work, looking back on it now...I realize we were just driving in circles). My girlfriend's dad leans over his seat and says "DOn't worry, people miss work all the time." That didn't make me feel any better. He says "You'll just have to work an hour later."

For some reason, I didn't realize it until I woke up. THe sun was setting. Yet, it was only 2 in the afternoon...hmmm...I really need to become more aware of my surroundings...

Anywho, at this point...I wake up...feeling a extreme sense of confusion, followed by relief. I haven't missed work yet. But I will if I don't stop typing.

:doh:

I had a bunch of dreams tonight. After everyone on of them, I woke up...I told my sleepy self, "Oh I'lL jUsT wRiGhT tHaT dOwN iN tHe MoRnInG, hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA" NO! ...meh, don't remember any of them now...except one...

I can only remember a little, but here goes. So, we are at this building thing...I really don't know what it is...It's like a building where they teach lucid dreaming. (I have really got to start reality checking when people talk about lucid dreaming)...So I'm in this LD Building thingy...sitting on a couch...waiting...waiting...waiting for a darn tour of the building. There is some video playing about the history of Lucid Dreaming. I'm not really paying attention. Oh! Also, my couch is moving...It's like this motorized couch thing that follows a track on the floor and you just sit back and enjoy the tour. But my couch is just going in circles (cuz the tour is not happening yet, I guess)...

I remember some guy was also waiting for a tour of the building. He looked like James Bond...sorta...I don't know, his face is kinda blurry...

Anywho...We wait for 50 minutes (Dreamtime) before getting sick of it...Then James Bond say "Hey, Let's go have a lucid dream"...And I was all like "kay..." Then we took off running, somehow we got outside the building...I was running and running...we were climbing over things, jumping over things. We climbed the side of the Lucid Dream building. At this point, I become lucid...I said to myself "Self, this is obviously a dream"...I didn't really have any control though...I just kept on running and climbing this building...not sure why, it was really random and crazy...When we got to the top of the building we tried to jump and fly...but then I woke up...meh...

I'll count this one as an LD, cuz I knew it was a dream. I need to start keeping a notebook and a small flashlight next to the bed...:embarrassed:

Suddenly is nothing to be bothered by. It's loads better than all of a sudden. I can't stand when people use that over and over again. Suddenly is a perfectly fine adverb and I think people don't use enough adverbs these days.

Suddenly I feel better about my typing lol :D

Nada Zippo Ziltch...Zero dream recall. Family woke me. I know I had one dream in one of my later REM cycles (around 8:00ish) but I can't remember anything about it. I just remember waking up and saying "OH I had a dream, I'll go back to sleep and remember the next one"...The next thing I know, my little brother runs into the room, shakes me awake, then runs out without an explanation...just cuz he wanted too...meh :P

Yeah, I decided to go back to sleep after waking up this morning. I decided to try WILDing.

So, I was just laying there, I'm like "Hmm, pretty cool, gonna go ta sleep, gonna have a lucid dream, pretty cool"...After a while, everything got...fuzzy...I think I started to completely fall asleep.

I know I had a really short dream that I dialed a wrong phone number and it turned out to be someone I hadn't talked to in years. But everytime I tried to talk to them. something loud went by or my voice went out or I couldn't hear them. It was kinda disturbing actually.

I was sorta in and out at this point, ya know. Drifting to and from sleep. But there was one point where I realized that I was staring at the back of my eyelids. So I just stared and watched and waited without movement. Not sure how long afterwards, but eventually I noticed that I was no longer staring at the back of my eyelids, but at a pink and orange sunset sky.

It was an endless parking lot with only one car in it. It extended all the way to the horizon. I could see this as clear as day (no, clearer), I could look around with my eyes. But I could still feel my body laying on my bed.

After a short while, it felt as though my real body faded away, and I was completely in the dream. This...dream parking lot...kinda lame, I know.

Anyway, I start walking around, amazed by how clear everything is. I go over to the one car in the parking lot and notice that my brother and my mother are in it. I choose to completely ignore them lol.

I wanted to see if it would get clearer if I rubbed my hands together (I know, clear as day and I want it clearer) I tried rubbing my hands, but it felt like they were sticking together. I don't know it was really weird. I stopped myself from doing just in case it would wake me up or something.

I decided I wanted to go somewhere else, so I tried that dream spinning thing to teleport elsewhere....and nothing happened...I just spun around in a parking lot...lol then I noticed my dream mom and dream brother were staring at me like I was crazy.

After staring at them for a second, still amazed by the realism and the clarity, It all faded...just like that, without warning. I realized I was laying in bed, pretty much totally awake. Too stoked to go back to sleep. Besides, its time for me to get ready for work.

Yeah, no recall today. Didn't get alot of sleep last night, and woke up pretty early today.

Uhhg, my one day to sleep in and I don't recall anything...except for that short WILD, I haven't had any real dreams in a while. Must be stressed or something...errhg...:P

Take a wild guess as to what I didn't have last night...

I haven't remembered any dreams at all in the last few nights, but last night I could remember bits and pieces. In the dream, I was playing a game (which I do occassionally) except I was in the game...well, I was like the camera or something...not sure how that works...but it does. Like I knew I was playing the game, but I couldn't see myself or the tv, just the game.

Anyway, the game was super smash bros brawl (:evil:) except it wasn't...I know it was...but the characters were different. People like batman and a bunch of robots...I don't know, it's really fuzzy...

That's really it, I don't remember anything else. Oh well, I gotta go to work.