Thread: XxParadoxX's Dream Journal

April-29-2009

I was in my brother's room looking for something. I cannot recall quite what I was looking for. I noticed that some kind of strange plant growing in behind his bed. I went to investigate, and realized that he might be growing marijuana. soon after this my uncle walked into his room, and immediatly saw the plant. more and more people came into the room, shocked that my brother was growing illegal narcautics. I tried to convince them otherwise by showing the actual plant that they suspected the one in my brother's room was but my efforts were fruitless. ~end of memory~

I am at work, and my boss Don is presiding over me, as I clean dirt off of the surface of the water of a pool. the water is acting as a solid, however I know that I cannot stand on it, so I must stretch my arms out over my head, and physically strain myself to reach halfway across the pool. ~end of memory~

more vivid than the other dreams- I am following a mentally challenged person (specifically the one from the comedy "Stuck on You") around a grocery store. he is walking at a brisk pace intent on getting somewhere. I pause to stare at a delicious looking ,and suprisingly vivid doughnut behing glass. He becomes frusterated when I stop and insists that I continue to follow him. we end up at a coffee shop. he wants me to buy a frappicino(not sure how to spell). I look at the overhead menu and notice the cost of the drink is around $6. I comlpain about the cost of the drink, and when I look back at the board the price is $8. I repeat this about three more times and the price is now about $35. I reluctantly pay for the drink before the price jumps again. I recieve and consume about half of the drink. I feel regretfull for having paid so much money for frozen coffee, and so I go back up the the employee, and reason with her to return my money, and give me a crappy cup of regular coffee instead. she does so, and I pay her $1 for the crappy coffee and am on my way.~end of memory~

~April 30th, 2009~

I call to talk to a friend from my elementary school. while the phone is ringing, my mother comes into my room to ask where my father is. for some reason, I hide the phone behind my back, and tell her I have no Idea, then quickly usher her out of the room. My friend's mom answers, but my mother is still talking to me from the other side of the door, so I must simultaneously carry out both conversations. My mother leaves, and my friend answers the phone. his voice is very distorted, and he asks why I haven't been answering my cell phone. I reply that I have been missing my cell phone for quite some time now. ~end of memory.~

fragment- was in a congregation of people who were conversing of their sleep cycles, and mapping them out, they were trying to decide when the best time to play subliminal messages would be to up their chances of acheiving lucidity. I only remember one face. That of my friend Claudio's. ~end of memory~

May 1st, 2009

fragment- my cousing Adain and I were sitting on a couch at a family gathering. he was very enebriated, and explaining to me that he wanted to purchase for my very stong alchohal. he was excited about the sight of me vomitting after consuming said alchohal. ~end of memory~

was driving to BWW while already consuming several BBQ wings. I got to BWW, walk up to the front desk, and demand a single pulled pork sandwich, I eat the saindwich, and remember that it was quite tastey. ~end of memory~

I am in my room, and have a clear platic zip up case, I am looking for a place to hide it. there is something important inside, but I cannot recall what. I stop and realize that despite the fact that it is completely transparent and tiny, there is a hidden compartment. Inside the hidden compartment there are assorted flavors of cough syrup which I remember in great visual detail down to the bright colors. I am for some reason excited by this, and proceed to hide the case.~end of memory~

I am pulled over by the police while driving home at night. the cop comes over to my car, and is completely silent. he says nothing, but points his flashlight at my speedometer which is for some reason stuck at the speed at which I had been previously traveling, 40mph. I mention to him that this was a 35 mile an hour zone, and that state law allows for 5 mph leanience. he silently nods his head and walks away without ever asking for any registration, liscence...nothing. I drive back home, and my mother is at the bottom of my driveway somehow already informed of my being pulled over. she is upset, and I assure her that I am in no trouble. just then my TV production class teaher pulls up behind me in his TV van. he then parks in the driveway behind mine, and just sits with his engine idle.~end of memory~

last Friday night. note- my dreams are becoming profoundly more clear, complex, and long. my dream recall in definitely improving greatly ever night!!

was watching innappropriate videos while my father sat behind me facing in the opposite direction at his laptop. was complaining about "all of the garbage on the internet" completely oblivious to the videos I was viewing despite their being audio to them. I remember in great detail what the videos were about, and at one point it was less like I was watching them and more like I was in the room veiwing it occur. However I wish not to share the details of the videos. ~end of memory~

I was at BWW having a great time with friend. I remember the food, smells, sounds, emotions etc. I notice one of my friends is however sitting at another table with some older men. this hurts all of our feeling, and we are greatly confused.

~branch off of last dream~ our waiter, Calo, comes over to the table and tells us that he is bringing us more cococola, we tell him that we do not need anymore coke, but he says that he will bring us some anyway. I ask him why he is so insistant that we have more coke, and he says that there is a new kind of cococola that he had brought in just for us. we all become very excited, but never recieve the coke. ~end of memory~

Was driving in my mother's van to a freinds house. My friend was driving despite it being my mother's van. he was changing back and forth between two people. My freind ronnie, and my friend Micheal. I was also shifting from the back seat to the passenger seat. My friend was smoking a cigar out of the window, and we were having a casual conversation. very light mood. he then pulls into a side devealopement, and rides th curb while turning. he pulls into a driveway, and asks if we can pick up two of his friends. I reluctantly say yes, as long as I don't need to drive them home. ~end of memory~

All of my freinds and I went to the recreation center, and were getting ready to swim. we were all excited to go swimming. Just before jumping into the water I realized that I forgot my swimming trunks at home. I am very frusterated at this, and go back to my car. two of my friends follow. We end up getting side tracked and never get my swimming trunks. instead I stop to buy a frappicino. Upon returning to the rec center, I realize I have failed to aquire my trunks, but camly inform my friends that I am perfectly content drinking my coffee by the side of the pool. I remember talking to my friend Nich about how I thought it was gay that his brother drank coffee. I then remembered I was drinking coffee, and made a point that my coffee was cool, and okay to drink.~end of memory~

I was standing at a locker in a hallway staring blankly at the locker's door. a girl in a bathing suit walks up to the locker beside mine. I notice out of my peripheral view that she is scratching a certain area. she asks me why it itches, and I very informitively explain that it is most like a result of chlorine, sunburn, and irritation from rubbing when she walked, and swam. she nodded her head, then opened my locker, pulled out a pink life jacket, and then hastily walked away. I was confused, and decided to walk back to the room my friend were in to tell them of this odd occurence. on my way back I noticed many posters depicting evidence that Jesus was a Hindu, and had a Hindu brother with no face. ~end of memory~

my friend andrew was holding my friend kevin in his arms (kevin is short) I am carrying my friend Claudio on my back (claudio is very tall and husky, however weightless) we are walking down a stone path. my freind chris drives up next to us in a car, and one of my friends mentions something about a brand of rootbeer. My friend chris says that his friend's father owns that rootbeer company, and could get us free drinks. My friend kevin becomes very excited, and insists we hurry there. we then run as fast as we can down the stone road. ~end of memory~

I had two false awakenings. one in which I heard my brother and his friend playing video games downstairs, and another in which I heard my father walk through the door despite being in Canada.

Last night (Saturday) memories twice as clear as the night before!! still improving drastically!

I was on a beach at night looking up at a pillar on which a man was running across. I watched concerned that he may fall. Shortly after I began watching him, he slipped and fell what seemed like about 400 feet through the air. He landed face down with a very loud thud into the wet sand. his legs bent completely backwards, and he lay motionless. I am very shocked at what has just happened and frantically think of something to do. I turn him over so that he is facing upwards. His face is lifeless, and I am sure that he is dead. I step back for a moment to collect myself. Just then, he popped back to life, jumped to his feet, and exclaimed "dang! did I fall again?" I dumbfoundedly stare at him jaw dropped. He moves his legs, and says "well, my legs are still attatched to my hips, so that's a good sign." moves his shoulder "My shoulder's a little sore though." I, in disbelief tell him sevral times that he should be dead or seriously injured right now. he keeps reassuring me that he is fine, his shoulder is just a little sore. He walks away, and appears completely healthy. I walk toward where my friends have conjugated in attempt to share with them my unbelieveable experience. while walking toward them the scene changed from a beach to my local rec center, and my friends were playing on a lilly pad attraction. I was trying to talk to them about what had just happened, but they were too busy playing.

~scene change~ I am watching the cooks at a restaruant prepare some delicious chicken. The chicken was both deep fried and grilled, and also covered in a brown sugar and gravy sauce. to me it was delicious.

~scene change~ I was outside of the restaraunt eating the chicken with my friend Harry. It was quite good, and seemed very real. While eating the chicken I am trying to explain to him what had happened on the beach when the man had fallen. I remember trying to point to several different things (a balcony, a railing apot a tall building) to try and give him an idea of just how far the man had fallen, and then come out unscathed. Another group of my friends walked by while I was eating and one of them, Tommy, gave me a high five. For some reason I feel embarrassed to have interacted wih him. ~end of memory~

Fragment- I am near some sort of machine, and trying to push a very long and skinny button. ~end~

I was a part of some kind of old army base. Rather than an elaborate building with different rooms as I expected it to be, the base was a white trash trailor. I remember talking with a few other soldiers, but not about what. All of the sudden a loud explosion went off outside. all of the soldiers run towards it guns in hand. I lag behind along with the commanding general. I look to the sky to see that the explosion was merely a large firework that had gone off across a field. all of the soliers were firing their guns at the firework in the sky. The commander is shouting at them calling them all idiots. ~end of memory~

I am asleep in a completely different house, one which I am pretty sure I have never seen before, but I think I have always lived there. My mother wakes me up and is complaining that the birds outside are keeping her awake, and requests that I go outside and kill them. I willingly agree, and make my way outside. I have a knife in my hand, and am looking up at the trees for the birds. after a short while, I look at the house. There is a sort of posessed doll climbing up the side of my house. I immediatly run over, and stab it in the back. I recall a good amount of blood even though I knew it was made of plastic. My mother thanked me for my good deed, and layed the dead doll out on some sort of preparation table. I walk back into the house and am ready to go back to bed. I remember that it is bright in my room, so before retiring I seek out thumb tacks with which to pin a bed sheet over my window to try and keep the light out. ~end of memory~


I am trying to escape a very elaborate parking lot. I remember almost finding an exit, but realizing it is unuseable to me. I throw the car into reverse to try and back track. I travel very quickly backwards, and almost hit another car. I remember that if I can just find a certain green van that he will guide me out of the parking lot. I see the van, but he is far away, and I must find a way to get to him. ~end of memory.

I am driving around my friend beua's devealopement. I am frequently speeding, and am terribly lost. I am looking for a Panera's to buy a coffee drink for my friend Steven. I wind up in a strange parking lot. There is a man outside of a store smoking a cigar. I notice him, and go to ask for directions. By the time I rech him, he is smoking two cigars at the same time. Then everything became like some kind of comercial. He exclaimed that the cigars were delicious, and then solved some problem with their help. I then went up to him, and said "Hey can I have one of those?!" He replied "Sure thing kid!" and tossed one through the air. I caught it, took a drag, and exclaimed, "Wow! These really are delicious!" I remember the smell, taste, and appearence of the smoke quite vividly. The comercial gimmick ended. Still smoking the cigar, I walked around the corner to return to my car. While walking back to my car I noticed two punk teenagers coming towards me. I recall one of them saying something along the lines of "hey look at that stupid kid smokin' a cigar" They then came over to my, and attacked me. Not with punches or anything, but they somehow made the cigar burn my mouth. I tossed the cigar to the ground, and yelled. They laughed. I cockily told them that I didn't pay for the cigar, so it was no loss to me. This angered them and so I quickly got into my car. I remembered being afraid that they might vandalize my car as I left the parking lot. ~end of memory~

I am riding a bicyle through my devealopement at night. I come across two of my friends who have obviously been doing drugs. They ask me if I want to join them and I reply that because I have to ride my bike home, I cannot. One of my friends becomes angry and walks away. the other friend stays behind, and says that he will give me some marijuana for free. I accept. In order to be dicreet, I look away as he hands me the narcautics. in doing so, I drop half of it on the ground. He is frusterated, and I say that it's fine, I'll just pick it up. While picking it up, I transfered from being on the street, to being in my brother's friend's back yard. My brother's friend is watching my pick up the narcautics along with a few colorful post it notes. His father opens the back door, and I hastily thank him for having me over, and inform him that I must now leave. I ride away. next thing I know I am walking into my kitchen where my mother and father are interrogating my little brother. They susspect him of being high on drugs, and ask me if his eyes look red. I stare blanky, and afraid. They compare my eyes to his, and because I was also on drugs, our eyes were the same and they reached to conclusion that we were both clean. I go to walk away, and my father tells me that I must call my grandmother and wish her a happy birthday. I frantically reply that I must take a shower first. He agrees. I reach my room (which is very different looking, but very vivid) and close my window which is the size of the entire wall, because it is letting in cold air. I am now euphoric. I look for a place to hide the rest of the drugs, and then realize that I am missing my pants. I had left them in the sink of my bathroom. I ran and grabbed them. I returned to my room, and continued searching to a hiding spot(including several bouncy balls).

From now on all entries are from the night before the date posted. Unless specified otherwise.

Several Fragments- I saw my friend across the street through the wondow on the second floor of a house. he was flailing his arms. I could see a visual motion trail behind his arms.

I was searching on the internet for something, but ended up finding a black and white comic instead.

I was in my own house. it was about 3 am. I was looking for something to eat. I may have cooked something, and eaten it. I then did something on my laptop. ~end of fragments~

woke up wrote fragments down, then had the following very clear dreams.

I was traveling down a digestive track. it was very dark, and I had a flashlight that made everything appear to be in night vision. I was holding on to a kind of repelling chord. I had cartoon voices in my head reminding me to look back behind me every couple of feet to make sure no one was sneaking up behind me. I would stop, look behind me, and there would always be a large dead fish facing me. I think it was a waleye. When the light reflected off of it, it's eyes shined, and it's teeth were sharp and frightening. It also had one of those bioluminescent lures coming off the top of it's head. This went on for several minutes. I ended up at the point where I had a full view of the inside of a stomach. I turned around one last time, and a live giant lobster swam past me, and into the stomach. I was kind of freaked out. Once inside the stomach, The lobster began flopping around madly, and coming forth from it were many small shrimp. While watching it in awe, I noticed I could feel the lobster flopping around in my own stomach. this was very unsettling. I realized then that I had been exploring my own digestive track the entire time!

I was in a basement full of so much junk it was hard to move. some thing I recall seeing were fish tanks, giant speakers, couches, and old TVs. There was an octopus splitter with several dozen chords for appliances coming out of it. I wanted to turn them all on, but a relatively overweight women who I do not recognize in real life, but was familiar with in the dream world told me that if I turned everything on I would surely blow a fuse. I told her that I would only turn half of the appliances on now, and half later. I did so, and there was a bright spark and alot of smoke came from the outlet. the woman ran up the stairs afraid, saying "I told you!" I then turned everything off, and decided only to turn one appliance on. I was sitting on a couch in front of a giant amplifier. My friend had a small controll box which had two small knobs. one controlling pitch, the other coltrolling volume. He turned the amplifier on and a very loud high pitched tone filled the whole room. he played with the settings for several minutes. The whole time I held my ears. at one point I figured out how to plug my ears by folding a part of my ear into my ear cannal without having to hold it. My father ran down the stairs and began yelling at us telling us that we would never do that again.

I was in my friend Alex's kitchen. I am waiting for him to come down from his second floor. behind an island counter facing and conversing with me was a red headed kid with glasses. he is very friendly and enthusiastic. I ask him where alex is, and he replies "he'll be down in a minute. He went to grab a pack of cigarettes from his room." Alex then tossed the pack of ciagerettes down his stairs. I stared at them, and hear him call form up the stairs, "don't touch those, they're mine." He came down stairs, grabbed the cigarettes, and headed for his back door to go and have a smoke. I tried to follow him, but he shut the door on me before I could get through. He came back in shortly after, and I tried to smell his breath to try and tell wether or not he could have really smoked in the short amount of time that he had been gone. I smell nothing. I then notice several large bottles of cococola laying on the ground (cococola may be one of my dream signs. I think it's because I have a bottle on my nightstand.) I want to drink some of the coke, so I tell alex, and the red head that I am thirsty, and want something to drink (hinting at the bottles with my eyes). I hint a couple of times at the cococola, and alex finally sits down on his couch, and says "sure." reaches into the fabric of the couch, pulls out and tosses me a warm can of cherry pepsi. Very confused as to why he had not just let me have a bottle of coke, I dissapointedly say "I guess this is okay." ~end of memory~

-I think I implemented a slight amount of dream controll in this next dream, without being lucid.-

I was sitting in a dark basement at what I beleive was a party with friends. there was loud music. I noticed that the Bass in the song sounds a little like the roar of an engine. I close my eyes and it definitly sounds like the roar of an engine accelerating, and ascending gears. I think stand up, extend my arms, and imagine the feel of a wheel. it felt very real. I then imagined the feel of acceleration. when I heard the engine reach the top gear, I opened my eyes, and I was in an enormous bus with no seats. a bunch of my friends were there. I am both driving the bus, and watching myself drive the bus from right next to me (I am two people at once). We are travelling down a very windy, and hilly road very fast.The road was surrounded by a few feet of plastic yellof railing at a time, and was a road path sirrounded by nothing but grass. every couple of yards we launched off a huge hill and would be airborne for about a full minute. I remember being airborne quite vividly. I remember the sensation of being weightless, the anticipation of pain when we crashed back down. My heart was racing, and I was having the time of my life. My friends were all around yelling and laughing. I remember hitting one last particularly large hill, and being airborne for about five minutes before crashing down. I then went and sat down next to the rest of my friends in the bus. we then began talking of how excited we were to be going to Holiday Valley (A ski resort in New york. Apparently we had been going there the whole time). one of my friends, apparently nervous about skiing for the first time, asked if there was an ice skating rink that he could use rather than ski. we all call him a panzy, and continue on wih our excitement. I then have the sinking feeling that I had forgotten something. I looked down at my legs and realize I had forgotten my ski pants. I then suspect that I had forgotten all of my skiing equipment. I tell everyone this, and then make my way back to my trunk. I begin rummaging through everyone's equipment. I pull out two nearly Identical pairs of skis. I remember them clearly. Rosignols, with an interesting red and black pattern, surrounded my a neon green edge. I hold them up and ask if they belong to anybody and I think they might be my own. My friend chris replies that one pair is his, and the other is his father's. I am dissapointed and frusterated. I start rummaging again, and pull out a feminine pair of skis, and the girl they belong to look at me and said "you might be able to borrow mine of you need to" ~end of memory~

I was in my house. It was winter and snowing outside. I went outside to go do/ get something. I looked at my yard and there was a Small child just standing there staring at me. I asked him what he was doing all alone and he replied " I have glaucoma, so my family abandoned me to die in the cold." (I have no idea why he said he had glaucoma. I don't know what glaucoma is, but for some reason in the dream I knew it was a deavle contagious virus.) I told him to hold on. I went back into my house and told my parents about what I had just witnessed. I asked them I we could bring him in and shelter him so that he would not die a painful lonely death. My parents furiously refused. They said " He's going to die anyway, so we might as well not risk our lives just trying to make him happy for one day." This logic made sense to me, but I was insistant that we let him in. After much fighting My father finally agreed to let the child stay. he walked toward the door. when he walked away, I remember seeing a large well designed bottle of vodka. the only reason I add that is because of how clear the image of the botle was. I walked into the hall where the door was, and my father had already let the small child into the house and put him in a room with big glass doors and comfortable furniture. the child was very happy and energetic now. I wanted to go talk to him but I was afraid of catching the disease. I decided to rub alot of purell on myself and go in. I stayed in the room for a while. When I left, the boy followed me into the hall. I halted him with my hand and told him to stop. I yelled down the hall asking my parents if he could come further into the house. I also remember going outside agai, and seeing a little girlf dying in the cold as well but it wasn't really tied into anything. ~end of scene~

I was walking with a group of classmates to go somewhere for a feild trip. I was talking to my friend steven. I was asking him if he had ever had small children dying outside of his house looking for shelter. He replied as if this happened to everyone. "Oh yeah. the worst is when the next way you go to talk to them to see how they're doing, and they're rotten and dead (I had the flash of an image of a rotting child). a girl was walking with us. she said " I have no idea what you're talking about. I wish I had a vending machine full of sunflower seeds." As soon as she said that, I found myself in a large store full of nothing but the candy dispensers.

I looked around and the dispensers were filled all kinds of strange things. after a while of walking around the store, A friend noticed a dispenser full of the Icing flowers that they put on cakes. I then went on to complain about how terrible my old job at dairy queen was.

All of this talk about cakes suddenly made the scene change. I was in a store full of isles full of nothing but cake. I walked around mesmerized at all of the variety. I pickd out a couple of cupcakes. they were perfect. yellow cake with sweet white frosting and sprinkles. I ate about three of them while walking around the store. I then passed the checkout desk, and shoved the rest of my last cupcake in my mouth in hopes that I wouldn't have to pay. I turned a corner.

The cake store was now a video store. I walked to the end of an isle where an overhead TV was playing the new X-Men movie. I could see the back of an unclothed woman sitting on a stool watching the movie. she had several tatoos on her back. Surrounding her were several X-Men nerds talking about the movie. I walked around to try and see the front of her, but she was clothed in the front. I was epically confused. One of her nerd friends said something about leaving, and they walked away. ~end of momory~

I was driving down a familiar road looking for a guitar shop. I needed new strings. I came across two huitar shops directly across the street from one another. I pulled into guitar center. I proceeded to pull into a front counter drive through. I asked the employee what the lightest gauge strings he had were. he replied "We have the gold ones for acoustic, and the silver ones for electric." he held them up. I then asked if they had the color coated ones. he replied no. ~end of memory~

I was on a computer at my friend beau's house. we were on a website that would show you whatever you were looking for just by thinking about it. ~end of memory~

I was in a train station. I can't remember quite what was going on. House MD made a dramatic entrance and said "house is not dead." He then revealed a sercret to the storyline in order to prove some point. He walked over to the cop who tried to bust him for illegal use of vicoden. the cop was pinned under several planks of wood. he then dominated the cop in a conversation about something.~end of memory~

I was in an open field. There was a large odd maching. it was round, wooden and had some kind of potrusions coming out of it. Small houses were flying up to it and being filled with hay. a house would fly up, be filled, fly away and another would take it's place. It was very smooth, like clockwork. The machine the broke down. It turned into a simple round peice of wood. I was the in my front yard, and the flying houses went away. I was trying to fix the machine. It was now nothing more than a large round peice of wood with potrusions that I was tring to balance on top of a large needle. I saw a couple of my classmates drive by in a car laughing. they didn't notice me. ~end of memory~

Bad night of recall. I remember two short but clear scenes. the rest are small fragments. I think it's because I was really tired before going to bed. I also watched tv for an hour before going to sleep, the fell asleep with music on.

JD and Eliot from the show scrubs were playing catch with an invisible football. one of them was inside a building, the other, outside. they both went to dive for a catch, and wiped out. ~end of memory~

I was in a hospital. people were talking and complaining about the new interns coming in today. I asked them what was so bad about the new interns. Eliot from scrubs replied " all they want to do is learn how to make relationship food." The new interns showed up all wearing pink scrubs. They immediatly stated that they wanted to learn how to cook relationship food. We made them wait outside and eliot changed their scrubs for regular clothes as a prank. Meanwhile, I could see a Wendy's next to the hospital. I craved a baconator. I knew I would be eating relationship food later, but still wanted one. ~end of memory~

I group hugged with abunch of people and right next to me was an attractive girl. she asked what that smell was. I worried wether or not she meant my cologne or my B.O.

I had a bunch of zits all over my legs. I kept popping them, and they sprayed a mist of puss everywhere. I squeezed a realy big one, and instead of popping, a big rigedy cilander oozed out of it. ~end of memory~

I was in my house early in the morning and I was doing something with my dad. I looked at a clock and realized that I was going to be late for school. I told my parents this. They argued for a while. I then asked if they couild call me in late. ~end~

I was on a set of stair outside somewhere at night. possibly by a pool or hot tub. My cat was walking up the stairs backwards. I moved her out of my way. she kep climbing backwards though. I finally noticed that the reason she was climbing backwards was because she was missing bothe of her back legs. I walked away freaked out. I found her legs tied to a leash which was tied to a basketball poll. I found my dad and little brother watching TV on a couch. I asked them what had happened to they cat. They calmy explained as if it was no big deal.~end of memory~

JD and Elliot ruined your dreams!

Originally Posted by Promethion

JD and Elliot ruined your dreams!

I know!

Curse you series finale of Scrubs!!!!!

Fragment- I was turning a research paper into a teacher. I was afraid I might be late so I asked him what time the other students had turned theirs' in. He replied "Between 5:30 and 9:30, and most of them were secret spies." ~end~

I was asleep in my bed. My uncle knocked on my door and told me he was here for my interview as a voice actor for commercials. I got out of bed and took about an hour to get ready. I walked outside, and my uncle was sitting in a gray old van at the end of the driveway. I asked him if the voice acting job would interfere with my job as a lifeguard. he said I would have to chose one or the other. I said I couldn't quit my job. He said I could take the car ride anyway. I asked him if it would still cost me $50. he said no. we drove around my block which was about 100 times longer than usual. we had light, superficial conversation.~end of memory~

Friday-Sunday won't go into detail.

Friday

Friend Tim was blind. we were going to walk to BWW. His friends were going to pay him money if he made it there blind. I thought this was cruel. he wanted the money though. we set our backpacks down and were on our way.

2 sexual dreams in a row.

My dad's car was coverd in what I though were scratches that I had put there. turned out to be erosion from acid rain.

I was in an ice cream shop buying ice cream while riding a lawnmower.

saturday

I was boxing my friend chris. my fists were heavy and slow. I knocked him into a street sign which then fell on his face......something about three sheets of metal put together.

False awakening. I woke up. went into my bathroom and was looking for a toothbrush. My father knocked on the door and asked if I wanted to walk my dog in the park. I said no. He then said that he found his car, and some kids had beat it up.

2 more sexual dreams

I was on a crab fishing boat. A large wave crashed over us. people were smashed into the corners of the boat. We were sinking. I went inside. The captain was calling people on the radio trying to find some missing crew members. Some kid was trying to save help, and asked if he needed to throw his european rice overboard to lighten the load. Some women on the boat thought that their make up may have caused the boat to sink.

Sunday night

I had a new ipod touch. I was listening to music and perusing the internet.

False awakening. I woke up and wrote down my dreams. I was tired so I wrote on the back of my head. I looked at the writing and it was abnormally neat.

I was driving to school. I pulled out of my driveway while my mother and grandmother watched. While pulling out, I was trying to put my socks on. I hadn't noticed that I had been driving in park. there was an emergency meter like in a video game that said BREAKTHROUGH and I had to switch gears quickly. While switching gears I had failed to notice two identicle vans driving towards me. I evaded them. I looked at the time. it was 7:20. I figured I had time to stop at circle K to pick up a cappicino. While trying to make my way there, I ended up at crocker park. I was now riding a bike and trying to make my way through a crowd of tables.

My mother was warning me and my brother of the dangers of swine flu. she told us what to do to be safe.

I dreamt about the movie fight club. The main character was boasting that he was already dead because he had lived in that old house for so long.

I took a nap upon returning from school. I had five clear dreams.

Nap

The cast of the television series Scrubs have invaded my dreams again. J.D had taken a baby from Turk which Turk had taken from some old Biker guy. J.D. went around getting into all kinds of shanannigans with the baby. including spilling/ throwing up a ton of mashed peas. He returnes the baby to turk who in turn returned the baby to the Bikers.

Eliot from scrubs was telling a group of people about the time when a friend of hers came in town and kept turning her head upside-down to make out with her.

I was in some kind of summer camp. my PC servicing teacher was there. we were all trying to figure out what we were going to get for lunch. people said pizza. I suggested Chinese. They said that there werent any Chinese places around. I argued for about ten minutes with them about the fact that there was Chinese food very close by. Someone then said that when they drove there, they weren't coming back.

Carla from scrubs built a metal framed room just big enough to fit a couch and a few people. She said it was for outerspace. next thing I knew, I was floating through space right outside of a shuttle. I spent a while observing my surroundings, and being facinated with the physics. I then realized that we were moving at an incredible pace. flying through space so fast that it was hard to hang onto the side of the shuttle. My friend Chris told me to beware of the burners. we were after all essentialy strapped to a rocket. I tried to mover closer to the tip. I put my hand on the tip, and they said that that was the ship's harpoon. I asked what for. he replied, "space monsters." Then we discussed some kind of capsule that you would hide in case of alien attack.

I cleaned up vomit with the Janitor from scrubs. we had shovels and he was very relaxed.

Night Sleep

2 more sex dreams

I did a reality check in a dream. I tried poking my finger through my palm, but my skin just stretched really far. I couldn't get my finger all the way through, so I didn't realize I was dreaming.

I gave My old girlfriend a ride back to her house. awkward conversation took place,

I was driving around a parking lot looking for a place to park. there were stop lights in the parking lot. I ran through several red lights. I almost found a space a couple of times, but I realized they were hadicap spots. I think I might have accidentally parked in one, because an old redneck started yelling at me.

I was in my cousin's house I was sitting on a seat. One of my cousins was laying in a bathtub. the other was sitting on a toilet. there was some other person there that I do not know, he was in the shower. I couldn't see him, but he was making very loud noises in the shower, it was strange so I covered my ears.

I was in someone else's driveway in the middle of the night by myself. There was a package specified for me. I knew for some reason that our mail sometimes ended up in their driveway so I thought nothing of it. I opened the package and all of it's contents were spread throughout the yard. I noticed there were several CD-roms all over. I began gathering them. I said to myself "I'll bet if I sold these, I could make a ton of money." after I had gathered all of them together, I noticed there was a big sqare chunk taken out of the sides of all the CDs. I became frusterated and threw them into a bush. I picked up several large disks of plastic and cardboard, and threw them into bushes. after a while of gathering things and throwing things into bushes (all done my the light of a cell phone because it was dark out) I noticed several cars driving by. I was worried one of them might stop and question why I was out in someone's driveway with a package at night. I also was momentarily worried about wether or not the owners of the house would come outside and yell at me. after a while, My uncle came driving by on a bike. He was waving and wearing a bright orange hawiian shirt. He asked me what I was doing. I told him that my packages always got sent to the wrong house. a short while later my father was there as well. He was yelling at me for having had purchased something online without his permission. I explained why I purchased the things and he left me alone.

FIRST LUCID DREAM !!!!!1!11!1one

I was swimming around underwater finding different objects. I searched a log that looked like a hollow bone section. I found a bowling ball. I brought it to the surface. Bob Kelso was standing right above me. He told me to hand him the bowilng ball. I handed it to him and someone saw us. he immediatly backed away and said "That's not mine" He whispered to me that he wanted me to put it in the pile of seaweed. I struggled for a little bit with the heavy barnicle covered ball. I swam back down to the lake floor. I then realized that I was swimming underwater without running out of breath. I rememered that I used to have dreams like this as a child. I realized I was dreaming! I felt my physical body lying in my bed. I willed myself back into the dream. I saw a rock bed. I started flying away out of will. I remember feeling my physical body several times, and starting to wake up, then leaning and flipping backwards with my dream body to stay in the dream and continue flying around in a dark abyss. It was very sensational.

I was playing guitar in a band. my english teacher was there. I saw her in a music video as well.

I was sitting in a basement with my friend's mom, and a mentally challenged person watching movies.

I had a false awakening. I walked downstairs and then back upstairs. I went in my room, and everthing was out of place. I was looking for my bottle of pepsi and found it in my clothes hamper. I set in down, and then began doing martial arts breathing/ hand movements.

Sex dreams

My little brother wanted to go to the movies for his birthday. we were walking through a field towards the movie theatre and my parents were talking. I looked at their faces and noticed how mush they looked like the faces of monkeys.

I was in a feild surrounded my monkeys. very vivid. they were ver skinny. I could see their rib cages.They had odd faces. I was in a documentary about a blind monkey who suffered from Severe Red Eye. I and a few other zooligists led the monkey around. the voice over stated that they would be sending the monkey's eye to a lab to be researched. we came upon a fence, and we and all the mokeys jumped the fance with ease. The blind monkey lagged behind. We encouraged him, and told him to jump over the fence. after a little pep talk, the blind monkey leaped the fence and we rejoiced.

I had another lucid dream during a nap. I woke up as soon as I realized it was a dream though.

Nap

I was sitting in a car looking at the sky. I had Telekinesis and was controlling a bunch of noodles. I was making them float in the sky to make pictures. I had a limited amount of noodles, so I had to figure out how to make the pictures I wanted. I was telling the story of the flying spaghetti monster with the noodles. I realized that I was controlling something with my mind. I did a reality check and looked at my arms and my surroundings. I realized I was dreaming. I spent a few seconds being fascinated by how realistic the dream world seemed, before waking up.

I was in my biology class. We were working on an odd assignment. We had a bucket full of insulin and we had to figure out the most effective way to give ourselves the correct dose. I kept dipping a suringe into the bucket and trying to poke it into my arm. My friend Ronnie was having no trouble penetrating the skin between his fingers with a loud popping sound. I then relised the most effective way would be to use a diluted solution in a drip bag. I raised my hand, then walked up to the teacher. I told him of my Idea and he said this was the correct meathod. I said " yes, any other way and you will go into shock from glucose deprivision." I asked him where the bags and hangers were. he told me they were in the box on the desk. I found a mesh holder, and plastic bag. I poked the needle into my skin.

Night Sleep

I saw either an infomercial or a live demonstration of a new product called Rockstar spray. It was a squirt bottle that you sprayed into your energy drinks. each spray added 10 mg of caffeine to the drink. I was excited and wanted to buy one.

I drove to my local Vitamin Shoppe to return something. I browsed through the isles of pill bottles. I realised I could probably find the rockstar spray there. I looked at the door and my parents coming through. I asked them what they were doing here and they said "we're leaving." I was then outside and my father said he would drive us home. I looked and m y mother was still making her way outside. I looked in the back of my car and my dog was sitting in the back seat. I didn't want him to drive.

I was at my house. there was beer and many kinds of alchohalic beverages all around. I pounded one after another. I remember there was red beer that tasted the best. My friend nich came over and my parents asked if we were going to go anywhere. I told them I just drank a bunch of alchohal and would be very intoxicated shortly. I offered nich some drinks. He grabbed a fruity drink that was two different colors. Yellow on top and red on the bottom.

I was in a car. My grandfather was driving. We pulled up to a giant eagle. It was getting ready to be closed, and there was no one inside except for my father. My grandpa was going off about how much he loved giant eagle. We purchased a bunch of food.

I was at my uncle don's house. We were eating a bunch of different appitizers.

I was on Pelee island in canada and the kids from my Pc servicing class were there. there were doing something they weren't supposed to be doing. They woke me up from sleep as well.

I was on pelee. My uncle had a gold fish. He said he found it off the coast of the island. The gold fish had cancer. we were trying to figure out how to fix the cancer. My uncl threw it on a fire. the fish burned and made the whole island smell like burning fish.

I have about 3-5long clear dreams per weeknight, plus a nap where I have about 3 more. on the weekends I have about 8 or 9. From now on, I will only upload my lucid dreams, or particularly intersting dreams.

Last night I decided to attempt to master DEILDing. I awoke several time where I remembered to DEILD right after moving and jerking awake.


I had one dream however, where I was in a bathroom looking at my eyes. there was a kid in a stall looking at his hands. I started waking up, and realized I was dreaming. I didn't move. I thought about the dream I was just experiencing. I successfully re-entered the dream, but I was not lucid.

I had my clearest and longest lucid dream yet. I believe it was a WILD. I woke up after a dream, and layed awake for about an hour. I sort of drifted off, then started flipping and turning in my bed. I pushed myself off of my bed. I was pretty sure I was dreaming, but stopped moving several times out of fear that it was real. I made my way to my bathroom and lost lucidity. I looked into my toilet and there were several fish swimming in it. I realised I might be dreaming, so I looked at my hands(reality check). I was fully lucid and completely facinated and largley in disbelief that something so real feeling could be in my head. I lookd at a windex bottle on the sink. I tried to lift it with my mind. I looked around the room and tried lifting several objects using telekinesis. I couldn't move anything. after sevral faoled attempts at moving objects with my mind, I thought i might be awake, so I looked in the toilet for the fish. there were no fish, so for some reason I rededuced that I was dreaming. I looked at my mirror and then closed my eyes and willed myself to levetate. I felt an overwhelming sensation of lifting over my whole body. I then lost lucidity and started dreaming.

The dream world was as real as real life!! I had no idea how complex and stable dream enviroments could be. I was also in full control over my body. This was by far one of the most amazing experiences of my life, and I hope to master the ability to do this often.

I got in the car to drive with my family to go get taco belle. it was raining rather hard. I told my family I wasn't going to eat because I was going to the rib cook off downtown later. we were driving along and found ouselves at a dead end. There were orange cones, and the road ended. there was dirt, and a large construction vehicle. The man in the vehicle was looking through an orange cell phone. one of the people in the car with me made a comment about how it was an invasion of privacy to be able to search through people's cell phones. I said "it's better for us overall. they find some usefull information sometimes." we turned around and drove off.

My friend Mikey from acting class was standing in front of the class doing an impersonation of "david lee ross". I guessed correctly.

I was inside in a living room. I was standing and talking to my mother and my grandmother. My grandmother was asking the normal superficial questions. how is school, how is work, etc. She said she wanted to come to my work and watch me teach swimming leassons, but she couldn't get up early enough anymore. I was completely bored and unintersted in the conversation, and they knew and were slightly offended. I didn't care.

I had an airsoft gun in my pocket at school. a classmate asked what it was, and I explained what it was and what I was going to use it for(pistol battles). she kept saying "no way"


There were aliens disguised as mentaly challenged people trying to escape the planet. I was talking to them for a minute. that's all I remember.

I was in my living room. I was talking to my friends and I noticed a spider crawling on my couch. someone told my to kill it. I moved out of the way and started looking for something to kill the spider with. I enetually found a wooden rod. I wacked the spider several times. it was very difficult to kill. a huge spider with long creepy legs hang down from a web and almost latched on to my friend. I hit it with the stick before it could. several more spiders ame out of nowhere and I had to frantically kill them all before they got away. some of them ran under my pool table but I still got them. I spent a minute or two just standing holding the stick in a fighting stance waiting for more spiders to appear.

was on a bus in a creepy dark town. these odd monster creatures kept jumping on to the windows.

over the summer I had much going on and got out of the habbit to remembering dreams and doing reality checks.

a few nights ago I had a random DILD. it was amazingly vivd and I had the power of telekinesis. it was so fun and amazing that I decided to get myself back into constant reality checks and a diligent dream log.

First

dreampt I was on vacation at pelee island canada. I wanted to stay longer but my mother informed me that we didn't have the money because my father needed an intervention.

fragment~

I was eating the delicious candy Jujubees. they are normaly extremely difficult to chew but in my dream they were very soft.

third

I was trying to climb a large set of concrete stairs outside with my friends. my freinds were able to run easily up the stairs. My legs felt like I they were wading through quicksand. climbing a single stair was nearly impossible. I looked at my arms and legs and they were clovered with training weights. I decided to keep them on for some reason.

Fourth

I had a costume wig on that looked like crazy old man hair. when I took it off and looked at myself on the mirror my hair had grown down to my shoulders.I then noticed that there was some gray hair stuck to my head from the wig. i pulled it off and when I looked back into the mirror the top of my head was completely bald with liver spots and everything. I asked my dad for an electric shaver so I could shave the rest of it off so it would look proportional.

Fragment~

I was in my living room just looking at my couch. I momentarily became slightly aware that i was dreaming but then I felt a painful sensation like i had hit my head on something with great force.


Quite a fruitfull first day of practicing dream recall I think!

Thursday night.

First

I had a dream that I woke up on Christmas morning. the first thing I thought in the dream was "aww man I didn't remember any dreams last night." I opened up only a couple of presents and saw that they were all open the only thing I got was a remote controll cor. I was extremely dissapointed so I told my father I was going to the store to pick up something cool.